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BBC Phone Sex: Doctor’s Orders

bbc phone sexBBC phone sex was just what the doctor ordered. This damn cold made me catch a cold. I’m never sick. All the booze and blow kill most organisms living in my body. Florida is not use to extreme cold. It is so cold iguanas are falling from trees. I shit you not. I went to this urgent care place yesterday. They sent me home with some antibiotics and instructions to consume plenty of fluids. Cum is fluids, right? My trucker fuck buddy and dealer has the most fluid in his balls of any man I know. Plus, he has the best blow. I won’t let a cold keep me down. I can rest in bed on my back and still fuck. I texted Big D that I had a 911 emergency. He knows that means I need big black dick and coke. He showed up at my trailer an hour later with everything I needed to feel better: cum filled chocolate balls and a big bag of the good kind of snow. I love his salty cum filled balls. If I drained his black nuts a few times, I would have enough fluid to heal all the sick in Florida. First, I got on my knees to be the cum guzzling slut the doctor told me I should be to get better. Load number one of my get well quicker fluids went down my throat. It was just what the doctor ordered too. Yummy hot fluids cure anything. Load number two went up my hot box. You feed a fever, right? I fed myself so much cum my fever was gone. After a few loads of thick nigger seed, I was feeling better. We did some lines of coke together and I got load number three up my ass. Today, I feel like a million bucks. I don’t think I need these antibiotics as long as I keep getting a cum filled cunt.

Pimping Out My Son

White trash phone sexI got a call from one of my ads that I have in many various places all over the internet. The guy who was in his 70’s wanted to have my son for 2 hours. I told him “not a problem, sir that is gonna cost ya babe.” “What do you have to offer me for my son?” there was a short pause on his end. Then he came back with “I see you like your crack and being high all the time.” Immediately my mouth started to water just hearing my favorite word. Crack! He continued “I will give enough free crack to keep your ass high for 2 weeks and I get to have your son any way I want for 2 hours.” I told him I would not go any less than 3 weeks of crack and he agreed upon that price. He said he could be at my house in an hour. I hung up the phone and told my son he was the whore for today and to not disappoint cause mama was getting paid.

Dirty Coke Whore

Druggy phone sexIt’s not hard to keep me happy. Just keep me high and I’ll do anything you want. When I snort a line of nose candy, I turn into a dirty slut. I’ll allow you to do anything you desire. Keep me high and I belong to you. I’ll be your sex slave and your wish is my command. You can fuck me in any hole because the word “no” is foreign to me. I’m a very dirty girl with a very tight pussy. Let me spread my legs and show you what belongs to you. Don’t you think I have a pretty pussy? If I’m a good girl will you put your face between my thighs and lick me out? It feels so good to have my pussy licked after doing a long line of coke. I’m a coke whore with a pot of gold between my legs. Call me and I’ll blow your cock and your mind.

Crack!

Druggy phone sexI got offered a shit load of nice crack rock so some 60 year old could beat the shit out of and then fuck my daughter. I do not even think I breathed before I said yes. He said I could watch as I was pumping my veins full of my first and formost love. I dragged my daughter out by her hair and showed her all the crack I was getting for her worthless ass. She smiled just thinking she was gonna get fucked. But without warning he bitched slapped her and sent her flying to the floor. She screamed loudly and I laughed as I sat myself on the couch to take my crack and watch my daughters tournament.

Trashy Milf BJ Coke Whore Stripper

Trashy Milf

He just showed up and asked me if I was the trashy Milf coke whore named BJ that used to work the VIP rooms at the strip club. I was wearing my metallic silver over the knee stiletto heeled boots and a short silvery stripper dress as I stood in the doorway puffing my cigarette. Looking him up and down I figured he might be worth a fuck and stepped aside letting him in. I asked what he had for me, and he whipped out a nice sized baggy of white powder, and a big black cock from his pants.

With approval I grabbed the baggy and put some rails down and snorted that shit up before grabbing that stiff rod. I gobbled it down my throat and deep throated that chocolate rod real good. I got it all ready and my pussy was certainly soaked by how good that was in my mouth that I couldn’t wait to get on it and fucking ride it.

 

A Gangbang Whore New Year’s

gangbang whoreI was a gangbang whore on New Year’s Eve. My son had a party for his friends, which means a party for me. There were about 20 college age studs, a few younger treats too. A few coeds were there, but they could not keep up with my drunken antics. We had a few kegs of beer, which were drained dry now. I had some good blow that I shared, so it was a real party. Some of those coeds never had a line of blow before. I had them doing lines off cocks. Talk about girls gone wild. One toot up their noses and they were acting like porn queens chugging cock and drowning in cum. They were still no match for this trailer trash whore. I bent over one of the kegs and had the guys run a train on me while the few girls watched and took notes. I had cum flowing out of my fuck holes like the river Styx. I mean my skanky old puss was filled to the brim with penis pudding. I am old cum cougar, but those coeds had never swallowed a gallon of nut butter, so I spread my legs and ordered them to clean up the mess between my legs. Reminded me of all the dirty times with my daughter. She always ate my creampies. The coke helped those girls lick my pussy pie clean. I woke up this morning with dried jerk sauce in my hair and on my face. I was hungover too. I woke up a passed out boy for a protein shake, did a line of coke and felt good as gold. The girls were gone, only a few boys remained, but this dirty old cum whore drained the cocks dry that remained. Merry Christmas and happy fucking New Year to me and you.

All For The Crack

ilrt Druggy phone sex Crack whore for cock. Is that not a sweet thing to say? Well one of the many guys I fuck had that sign made for me for my front door. Is that not the sweetest thing you have ever heard? What a neat little surprise that was. I hung that sign proudly at my door! He said this way when I advertise in the papers and online. The men will be able to find my house easier with the sign now proudly displayed at my door. I of course I fucked him for the sign. And he did have some nice crack rocks with him and I got a nice rock out of him too. So a present, cock, and nice size rock. This morning started out great and I can tell it is only going to get better!

Hot Stripper Sex

Hot Stripper Sex

Do you want a hot stripper, druggy whore? Yeah, I know you do.  I love my coke and I love cock what can I say. One thing about me you will love is I always take my cocks bareback.  In the club when I am dancing I love to take would be grooms from the bachelors’ parties and have them fuck my dirty whore ass bareback. I love naked cock in every hole I have. In my ass Is the best place to be fucked.

 Something about sending them on the honeymoon after they fucked my dirty whore ass makes me so wet.  And when I get tired of dancing I go out on my corner and soon enough a nice car with a big dicked john will come for me. My guys know I will do anything for a couple lines. I am that big titted nasty woman your momma warned you about.

Some of my guys have pissing fetishes, why just yesterday I pissed all over a businessman in a nice suit and he provided an 8 ball. I thanked him by draining his balls down my throat.  

2 For 1 Sale On My Whore Girls

Druggy phone sexI am in desperate need of some crack. My main dealer got busted and I am fucking jones. So I am advertising both of my girls for the price of one. They will do anything for the right size rock! I will be there to help and watch but I need to get that shit in my system asap! My girls are young tight and in need of a good cock to fuck. So mommy can get the crack! My girls being the good little whores I have been raising are eager to help mommy get some crack and maybe some for themselves too. They are both 3 hole whores and are trained or training to do most thing. If there is something you want to do with them that they have not tried yet. For the right size rock you can be the one to train the on how to do it. This is a great bargain. Just stop on by I am waiting to fill my veins, and my girls holes.

Trashy MILF Christmas: Party With Me While Your WIfe Shops

trashy milfI am here to wish you a trashy MILF Christmas. I am around all day and even tomorrow, the biggest shopping day of the year. I bet your wife ducks out Tuesday to score some deals. When she does you should score some cougar cunt. I have been doing lines of coke, sucking cock and masturbating all night. My son and daughter are spending a few days with their old mom for the holidays. They are just as wild as me, but younger. The funny thing is I can go longer than they can. They eventually pass out leaving me to use sex toys to get off. If your wife would rather shop than fuck this time of year, you should call me. If you have some party supplies, even better. They aren’t a requirement to have fun with me. I am a trailer trash whore. That means I can have fun in a closet. Even if I was shopping I could have fun and I hate shopping. I think it is because it takes time away from partying and fucking. I know like tomorrow is a great day to save a few bucks on Christmas crap, but guess what? I would rather stay home and get nasty with you. My son and my daughter cannot keep up with me, but I bet you can. Let your wife take the car to shop on Tuesday. Stay at home and party with me. We can fuck, swap taboo stories and get high together. Fuck everyone else!