Pimping Out My Son

White trash phone sexI got a call from one of my ads that I have in many various places all over the internet. The guy who was in his 70’s wanted to have my son for 2 hours. I told him “not a problem, sir that is gonna cost ya babe.” “What do you have to offer me for my son?” there was a short pause on his end. Then he came back with “I see you like your crack and being high all the time.” Immediately my mouth started to water just hearing my favorite word. Crack! He continued “I will give enough free crack to keep your ass high for 2 weeks and I get to have your son any way I want for 2 hours.” I told him I would not go any less than 3 weeks of crack and he agreed upon that price. He said he could be at my house in an hour. I hung up the phone and told my son he was the whore for today and to not disappoint cause mama was getting paid.

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