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Freaky phone sex with my bike!

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I am high as a kite and I was just thinking about how I love fucking. So I thought why not when I was in my garage, staring at my bike. I took my bike seat off and I put a nice flesh covered cock where the seat use to go. I know I am a nasty bitch.

But this way I can fuck myself as I workout. I go ahead and get on the bike, I straddle as best as I can that solid dick. It is so huge. I am going to ride it around the neighborhood and fuck my pussy hole.

I know I am going to catch a lot of stares. I do not even care. I will pull down my pants, or wear a skirt and bounce up and down on that cock seat of mine. I am really trying to keep my balance as I slide up and down the shaft. I keep squirting on it and down my thighs.

I never knew it would feel so fucking good! I am such a freaky bitch! The drugs get me so creative sometimes!

Live Phone Sex with a No Taboos Trashy MILF

live phone sexLive phone sex is the best. Why do guys pay money for robot messages? Guys seem surprised every time I answer the phone. Like they don’t expect to get a real person, let alone me, the actual girl. Well, woman. I am 100% MILF here boys. When you call me, usually I am naked, or barely clothed. Nine times out of ten, I have party favors on the coffee table ready to use. I find that certain illegal substances make me kinkier than I naturally am.  Let me tell you too, when you call on the weekends or the evenings, my brats are home too, especially the younger ones. My teen whores might be out with their friends, or they may be home servicing mommy’s pussy and ass while we talk dirty. Just the other day I was talking with a guy on the phone while pissing into my oldest daughter’s mouth.  The little ones are never far from me, especially on long calls. Sure I could diddle myself with a vibrator or dildo, but why use a toy when you have little sex slaves at your disposal with greedy little tongues and fingers for mommy’s fuck holes? When you call a no taboos trashy milf like me, you never know what could happen. My brats love hearing me share our kinky family shenanigans, as well as my tales of being a young rural breeding whore for my redneck  meth head parents. I have grown up to be the epitome of upper class respectability on the outside. Live in a gated community in a wealthy California suburb. Married a much older man with enough money to support me for life. I even went to college for a couple years to learn enough to pass as an educated woman.  On the outside, I look like a Hollywood wife. On the inside, however, there is a trailer trash whore who parties, fucks her brats and gets dirtier than any porn star. No one knows what really goes on in our home. You can clean me up on the outside, but I will always be that little dirty whore from the sticks.

Laundry Day

Creampie slut evonneI cleaned up last night at the poker table. Not only did I will a fist full of cash while getting drunk and high I won his services for the day when he ran out of money. I put on a sexy little black number, rolled a couple of joints, poured a rum and coke and sat back on the couch with my wet pussy while he puttered around naked cleaning my house. I watched him head to the laundry room with a basket full of dirty clothes with a smile on my face as I slid my fingers into my cunt. After finger fucking myself for some time I realized that he was taking a bit to long to put a load of clothes in the wash. I got up to look and there he was his eyes closed  with his dick in one hand and a pair of my crusty cum filled panties in his face, licking and smelling and groaning. His dick was dripping pre-cum and his balls were tight up against his body. I knew he was about ready to blow. I cleared my throat and his eyes flew opened and he dropped the panties to the floor. “No cumming until your chores are done, Cinderella” I said with a smile as I blew a cloud of pot smoke into his face and walked away laughing. laundry day has never been this much fun!

I’ve got your cheap phone sex right here!

cheap phone sexYou want cheap phone sex that’s also the nastiest shit you’ve ever heard? Well don’t you worry baby because I’ve got all that and more right here! We have four specials every single day here and to get them all you have to do is ask! Check them out: we have 21 minutes for only $31 dollars US $41.50 international if you just need a quickie, 33 minutes for $48 US or $64.50 international if you want a little more and if you are feeling really horny you can get 75 minutes for only $125 US or $162.50 international! Plus if you’re feeling really frisky you can get 2 girls for 15 minutes for only $50 US or $75 international! I have a whole lot of nasty golden shower sex stories for you sweetheart, trust me you do not want to miss any of it so get on over here so we can have some nasty fun today!

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Dirty Phone Sex Hooker For Hire

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Party in the VIP room tonight! A big fuckfest with some hooker phone sex is on the charts… or is that OFF the charts 😉 tonight and this party will extend into the next couple of days. I will be filling up on cock, cum and cocaine and YOU just might have to join me!

I work the VIP room regularly since I stopped dancing and make mother fucking BANK taking cock all night long. My big fake stripper tits really bring in the BBC and Bikers, and I love that! These party’s get crazy and my ass and cunt end up so swollen and stretched from taking so much huge dick and having pool sticks, wine bottles, and whatever else they feel like trying out on me inserted.

So, if you like to get wild and have a allnighter  with a filthy whore then don’t hesitate to ring me before i get to preoccupied 😉

Trashy MILF Pussy Pops

trashy milfI am such a trashy MILF. How trashy am I? I waited for my munchkins to come home from school yesterday with a speculum cranked wide in my cunt. While they were at school, mommy was a dirty whore. I let a bunch of men gang bang my ass and pussy leaving me drenched. It felt like I had a bucket of cum up my cunt, so I decided to make the brats pussy pops. Have you ever had one? There are several ways to make them, but my favorite is to take lollipops and place them in my cum filled cunt for a half hour or so. The longer a lolly is up a cum filled snatch, the more cum is absorbed, which makes it tastier. My brats love special treats after school and nothing is more special than a mommy pussy pop. I had a dozen lollipops of different flavors. I made two for each brat. When they came home from school and saw me with a lolly in my puss, they started dancing up and down in excitement. They knew what was going on. I plopped the last one out of my cunt and gave it to my youngest one to lick while her siblings lined up for their pussy pops.  Pussy pops are a great way to train the wee ones on your cum. They are also a great way to clean up a cum soaked  twat.

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Fuck Yeah Druggy Porn

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Earlier this guy asked me what kinda drugs make me horny and that was not a hard question to answer at all… cuz ALL drugs make me horny! For real, it doesn’t matter what it is, I’m gonna be horny as soon as it kicks in and I will be determined to find me some dicks to fuck! I’m a slut when I’m sober but when I’m all fucked up it’s a whole different story… I’m like the sluttiest slut ever! I would literally stop a guy walking down the street and just randomly ask if I could suck his cock! I will do anything to get fucked when I’m high and I will do the nastiest shit you can imagine too, nothing is off limits for me! Get me high baby, you will end up with the nastiest whore in the world to play with, no joke. I will do some kinky shit for you that no one else will for sure!

Shopping Trip

phone sex line evonneWhen I set out this morning I had a mission. i picked my clothes carefully as I grabbed the biggest hand bag I have emptying the contents on the bed as I headed out. I have done this a million times but the rush I get from the thrill of it all makes me horny as fucking hell. I can hear the blood pumping in my ears as I enter the lingerie shop and begin eyeing the sexy things that will be stuffed in my purse and on my body later tonight. With my purse full and my pussy wet I start for the door.

That’s when I feel a strong hand on my elbow and I hear the words “Come with me Miss”

Fuck I just got busted for the first time In his tiny office he starts emptying my haul on to his desk. When he picks up an especially sexy number he looks at me with that familiar gleam in his eyes. I know that look all to well.

“You want to get out of this?”

Licking my lips and smiling I shake my head in affirmation

He tosses the sexy piece at me “Put this on”

With out hesitation I stand up and strip out of my clothes and into the sexy little number he picked out. He opened a door behind him and motioned for me to go inside. To my surprise there was an exam table with stirrups, just like a the gynecologist has. What kinky little fucker he is!

As I lay back and get strapped in, my cunt begins to flow. Fucking to get out of trouble was a blast and I got to keep the sexy little number he liked. I think I will be back soon for another run!

Super Freaky Cookout

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I love the feeling of being watched by my cousins and uncles. All the other females in my family are super jealous of how sexy I am. They try and keep a close watch of their husbands because they all want a piece of this Carmel pie. Too bad that doesn’t stop me from getting what I want. The other day when the weather was nice I went out to a family cookout. I wore my skankiest orange dress that compliments my golden skin. The cookout was dead until “The Wobble” came on. I immediately made it into my time to shine and made my way to the dancefloor. As I wiggled my hips and began to shake my ass I noticed my Uncle Leroy grabbing his massive cock underneath the table. I was sure that he wanted a taste of this nookie so after teasing him with the rhythm of my body I made my way to the guest house. It was completely empty and secluded from the party. Within minutes I see my Uncle Leroy entering the room. It was no surprise that he was here. He claimed that he came to tell me what a beautiful young lady I grew into. I knew he was basically trying to tell me that he likes the shape of tits and how perky my nipples looked in my dress. I didn’t want to waste any time so I immediately grabbed his hard dick and began to stroke it as I slid my tongue in his mouth. I lowered myself as I unbuckled his pants. As I pulled out his cock the smell of old spice made my pussy tingle. I swallowed his whole cock and began to suck him off like the sexy teen slut I was trained to be. He grabbed the back of my head and began to fuck my throat while telling me how good of a girl I am. I bet Auntie Rene never sucked his cock like I did. He came so hard that I felt his knees buckle. I swallowed every last drop. When we were done I had no shame as we walked out together grinning about what we had just done. Auntie Rene seemed to be enraged but that bitch should consider it a favor. I did what her old ass cant!

Dirty phone sex

dirty phone sex

 I just finished watching a home video I made of my self fucking this guy, and for some reason the quality is bad. I am so horny that my cunt is throbbing waiting for another cock to pleasure me. So I called my friend and told him how badly I wanted his big black cock inside of me along with any other friends or family members he wanted to bring with him to join in the fun. With in minutes a car pulled up where I was then greeted, by my friend and his two brothers and a cousin. I was quickly carried into my bedroom where I was stripped of my clothing and fucked like the whore that I am. My friend fucked my wet cunt while his cousin stretched out my shit hole, while I sucked and swallowed his brothers cocks. My pussy was really throbbing now as they all took turns fucking and cumming inside of my pussy. I couldn’t help but moan and beg them for more since I love black milky cum all inside of me me. I guess a true life lesson learned is always have good black friend since they know how to make a pussy feel incredible and they have lots of friends.