Dirty phone sex calls are the only ones I take! I think you can tell by the site I am on and by reading some of my blogs that I am not the vanilla kind of woman. I am a road hard, put away wet, trailer park slut. Guys ask me how dirty do I get. My response is always, “Dirtier than I bet you could even imagine.” I was raised in the sticks of West Virginia as a sex slave and breeding whore for my family. I was their cash cow. I have seen it all, done just about it all; so I am never shocked by what a caller tells me. Likely what a caller thinks is the dirtiest thing he has ever down, is just a Tuesday night for me. A caller thought he could shock me last night with a tale of his cum eating experiences. He has been eating his own jizz since he was a little boy. He never whacks off into a tissue or a sock. He just spooges in his hand and conceals the evidence by licking it up. Not shocking to me at all.
Just this week, I had a cum filled cunt. Not just a load from my husband. I had 22 loads of cum inside me from a gang bang my husband orchestrated. He loves to watch me take on as many cocks as possible. I was snorting lines of cocaine off of my teen daughter’s tight young ass, while I got dumped full of man batter in my ass and pussy. High as a kite, I decided that all that yummy cum should not go to waste so I started pissing it out onto saucers. It is amazing how much cum my pussy can hold. I birthed a few cum babies there was so much jizz inside me. Sure, I could have licked up my own cream pie, but I have done that a million times. Instead, I fed my brats a protein treat. I have 3 boys and 3 girls, so I filled 6 saucers for them. My babies got to taste mommy’s cream pie before bed. Even my sons thought the cum that had been up in mommy’s pussy tasted yummy. Too dirty for you? If your dick is hard, the answer is NO.