Category: Trailer trash whore

Dirty Phone Sex

dirty phone sexDo you like dirty phone sex? I live to make dirty stories to share with my callers. This weekend I had a hot random encounter at the lake. My husband has a few boats so I was at the lake doing some cleaning of one of them for an upcoming party. Sometimes we host sex parties on our boats. Lake water is not protected, however, ocean water is, so anything goes on the boats. I was enjoying the sunny day in my bikini when this young girl asked me if I needed any help. She didn’t want money; she didn’t even want drugs. She just wanted to hang on a boat. Cute little jail bait girl. I knew what I wanted in exchange, but it wasn’t a maid.

sloppy wet pussyThe moment she came onboard, I suggested she take off her bikini and get comfy. I offered her some champagne. “Are you trying to seduce me,” she inquired coyly. I was not subtle. I don’t need to be. She sat on one of the seats spread her bald pussy and invited me in. I poured some champagne over her bald slit giving her a sloppy wet pussy. I started lapping up the bubbly as I finger fucked her snatch.  She tasted extremely sweet. Young pussy has the best smell and taste. I hooked my fingers into her pink cunnie while I flicked my tongue on her clit. She wrapped her long lean legs around my back pushing me into her wet hole.

trailer trash whoreBefore long we were in the 69 position. She was eating my ass as I ate her cunt. In a moment of passion, I grabbed the champagne bottle and fucked her with the long neck until she was squirting. She moaned so loudly that I thought fish would hear her. She squirted a warm mix of girl juice, piss and champagne all over my face. I just basked in it. I’m such a trailer trash whore. After we spent hours fucking, I invited her to our boat party the next day. I know a virgin pussy when I eat one. I can get good money for her sweet bald snatch.

Easter Cum Dumpster At The Trailer Park

Cum dumpsterOne of my trailer park trash paying customers called me over to his trailer yesterday evening for some Easter Sunday fun. He’s a gross mother fucker, super hick and always has a big nasty dip in his mouth. He told me he wanted to role play that he was the Easter bunny and I was going to be his little white rabbit snow bunny. He even dressed up in an Easter bunny costume, haha what a freak! I stripped down and threw my skimpy little yellow dress at him while he caught a glimpse at my dirty wet cunt! He had some Easter eggs that he wanted to stuff up into my pussy and asshole so that he could suck them out of me! I was pushing them out as hard as I could while I aimed to plop them into his wide open mouth! They were stretching me the fuck out as they popped out of my holes! He loves tasting all of my juices off of the eggs, it’s so fucking hott how he licks up every drop! I was squirting cum and he drank it down to quench his thirst! My cunt was a pretty rainbow range of colors from all of the food coloring that was on the dyed eggs. It looked so fucking cool! He wanted to cum all over my ass crack and pussy slit and when he did, it blended in with all of the egg dye. It was an ooey gooey mess! I love being a colorful cum dumpster! I was dripping in sperm and I looked sexy as hell!

Trailer Trash Whore Goes Wild!

Trailer trash whoreI’d always heard that traumatic experiences and brushes with death can make you horny enough to fuck anyone and everyone near you. I don’t think I ever really believed it before, though. Yesterday was one for the books. I was at the bank, and a guy walked in wearing a mask and carrying a gun. He screamed for everyone to get down, and I did, quickly. He took his time, pointing the gun at any and everyone who breathed too loudly. He walked so close to me, with that gun just over my head, that I nearly peed myself. When he finally left, I was so scared that I was shaking. The guy next to me asked if I was ok, and it took a minute for me to register that we were ok, that we had survived it. I couldn’t have helped my next moves if I had wanted to. I grabbed the guy and started kissing him, hard. I fumbled with his pants until I got them undone, and immediately climbed on top of him. Right there, in the bank, with all those people watching, I fucked his brains out. I bounced on him, kissed him, and made sure that my body knew that it was still alive and ok. He resisted at first, but quickly got into the feel of things, and I guess that our brazen display was a cue for others. When I finally finished fucking him, and my body was sated and satisfied that I was ok, I looked around from my perch on his dick to see at least 3 other fucking couples, and a bank manager jacking off at his desk. We were all pretty happy to be alive!

Trailer Trash Whore Creampie is the Best

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore had a wild night. Little rough on the details. I woke up still drunk covered in dry cum. That always means I had a hell of a good time. Usually, I just snort a line of coke, have a beer and masturbate for the details to come back to me. I did my routine but was still struggling with who I fucked. By the amount of DNA splattered on my body told me I was a porn star last night. The blinds were wide open so a neighbor boy saw me diddling my kitty and stopped by to see if I needed help. He went down on me even after I told him I had a very cum filled cunt. My daughter loves my cream pie, but my son is less found of a creamy pussy. This boy was licking me up like a cuckold pro. I was loving the creampie action, so I didn’t question him. He admitted he does this for his mommy when she comes home from work every night. I asked what his mother did for a living. She is a secretary. I figured she was a stripper or escort if her pussy is full of seed every day. I guess she bangs the boss and everyone else. Not a bad gig if you can get it. I just laid there having orgasm after orgasm while a young boy cleaned up my well fucked pussy and ass. My pussy was sloppy wet. I think the neighbors could hear the sounds it was making.  He cleaned every last bit of cum out of me, then get this. He asked when I was getting fucked again. He wanted more creampie. He said my pussy tasted better than his mother’s. That’s when I realized I had a black gang bang last night. Black spunk tastes different. As he was leaving, I told him to have his mother call me. I’m gonna make her a black gangbang whore just for him. 

I’m a white trash phone sex whore!

white trash phone sexI am a white trash phone sex whore and you know what? I fucking love it! Seriously, guys tell me so many filthy stories and it gets me so fucking hot that I have to try em out in real life! Yesterday I had one of those calls, he told me that he wanted me naked, on my knees, surrounded by cocks. Well right away I was interested in that!  I assumed he was talking about a regular gangbang but when he said he wanted them to piss all over me, totally soak me in piss, my pussy started dripping! I knew then that I had to do that for real so I called a friend of mine and told him to bring a bunch of his friends over right away! I was naked, surrounded by all these massive cocks and when they started to piss on me I was so turned on I was about to cum! I tried to drink it all and suck their cocks all at the same time… by the end I was begging them to fuck me! Now I can’t wait for the next call, I wonder if it will be as hot as the last one!

My No Limits Phone Sex Line

phone sex lineMy phone sex line is a dirty one. I’m the whore you call when you need to discuss those extremely nasty fantasies you harbor in the dark crevices of your mind. I have had a whore’s life. I’m not ashamed of my trailer park past because it helped shaped me into the nasty freak I am today. I am truly no taboos. You will be hard pressed to find anything that shocks me, or anything I have not done or would not consider doing. I have no limits because I am the kind of whore that when you say I can’t or shouldn’t do something, I take it as a challenge. Tell me I can’t swallow 100 loads of cum, well I will put an ad out for a blow bang or I will go to the local frat house and he get 200 loads. Tell me furry ones with 4 legs are not something I should fuck; I say take me to the pound or barnyard. Tell me I should not insert that in my ass or pussy because it may stretch me too much; I ask for two of whatever thing you think I shouldn’t fuck. Tell me my daughter or son is too young to fuck, I offer you money to fuck them. You get the picture. I don’t operate under rules or limits. I live my life like the dirty phone sex whore I am. Trust me. You cannot shock me. You cannot even give me pause. Whatever nasty thoughts you have, I bet mine are nastier. Cum, shit, piss, incest, blood, 4 legged friends, extreme age play, snuff, forced scenarios…. Aren’t off limits to me. In fact, with the exception of snuff, all things I have experienced in real life. What are your extreme phone sex fantasies?

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A Cum Guzzling Slut and Her Cum Whore Daughter

cum guzzling slutI love being a cum guzzling slut. I think some one needs to bottle sperm and sell it in grocery stores for dirty old cougars. Think about it. Cum is full of protein, which is just what old whores like me need. My daughter had a brilliant idea. Invite a ton of young men over and instead of swallowing that spunk we spit it into a pitcher and save it.  She is a cum whore just like me. We had a blow bang party. Men of all ages love to cum in a woman’s mouth.  They don’t care if you swallow or not, they just want a cum receptacle. My daughter and I are cum dumpsters. I am the bigger cum dumpster, however. We love it in our mouths, pussies and asses. There was about 50 guys happy to dump their load in ours mouths. When they realized we were savoring their jizz and spitting it into a pitcher, some of them just jacked into the pitcher informing us they could cum again in our mouths. We were okay with that. The more cum the better. After bout 3 hours of guzzling cum, we had a pitcher full of man seed. I have fucked a lot of men in my life. I have taken a lot of cum too. But, this was the first time I saw that much cum in one place at one time. I wanted to guzzle it right then and there, but my daughter reminded me that we can have cum cocktails daily for a week now. She had a good point. We put it in the freezer in individual cups to keep it fresh. We even made cumsicles.  They guys told us if we were such dirty cum whores, we should plan a bukkae party and get even more cum. Brilliant idea. A girl and her momma can never have too much cum.

Blonde Fucking Slut Masturbates

Blonde fuckingMy cunt was so hungry, and there was no one else around. My neighbors were all at work or gone, my usual lovers were all busy, baby girl was at her friend’s house – I had NO ONE to come help me relieve myself. Well, I did the only thing I could do. I ran myself a nice bath and decided to soak. I ran my hands up and down my body in the water, playing with my nipples, touching all the places that really get my motor revved. I slid the soap into my hand and got both of them really soapy, then rubbed my fingers over my clit and cunt. I pressed 2 fingers into my pussy, dipping them as deeply as I could. My thumb slid back over my clit and I started to massage both inside and outside of my pussy together. I slid my pinky back and worked it as deep as I could get it into my shitter.

Live Phone Sex Threesome

live phone sexLive phone sex is just what it sounds like. You get to speak to me at home. When you call my number, it is a direct dial into my home. I am not a robot. I am not a dispatcher. I am a phone sex MILF who enjoys sharing and creating taboo fun. Last night my teen slut daughter brought home a handsome young black guy. She was fooling herself if she thought she was keeping that chocolate drop all to herself. She is a cheerleader and he is on the basketball team. They have been dating, but she finally brought him home to meet her trashy MILF momma. I was practically drooling over him. Young, hung and full of cum is the saying. When he met me in my see through nightie, it was like my daughter didn’t exist. I had jungle fever; he had MILF fever. I love the attention, but I love my daughter too. I suggested a threesome in mommy’s bed. They followed me in taking their clothes off as they walked into my bedroom. Jermaine sat on the edge of my bed. My daughter was on her knees next to him so I could finger her wet little beaver. I finger fucked her hard as I worked my mouth up and down Jermaine’s anaconda. I pulled my soaking wet fingers out of my girl’s muff and fed them to her boyfriend. He then guided his fingers into her warm pussy. The soft sexy noises she made as he brought her to a hard cum, made me wetter than sucking on his huge cock. I guided my daughter onto his big black shaft. Cupping my hands under her sweet ass checks, I bounced her up and down a perfect cock. My tongue explored her ass as they fucked. She kept squirting on his cock until he blew his load in her womb with such force she came again. I am a cum guzzling MILF too, so my lips were on her cunt in less than ten seconds to lick up the cream pie. I told Jermaine, “Welcum to the family.”

Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutI’m such a cum guzzling slut. I swear, I can never swallow enough man seed. Guys ask me all the time if I swallow. Fuck yes, I swallow. I gargle too. I was gargling a lot of cum this morning.  I have a morning ritual. Most women get up, pee, make a pot of coffee, shower and get ready for work. Not this dirty old whore. I wake and bake, then do a few lines of coke too, pee, pour a glass of Jim Bean, sit naked on my couch in front of the bay window masturbating until the school boys come in for a morning blowjob before school. Fifteen boys this morning showed up for head. Good thing I love cum, because young boys have full balls first thing in the morning. I have the trailer park boys trained well too. They save their loads for me. So instead of stroking their morning wood away, they take a cold shower, leave the house early and let the trashy MILF in Lot 15 take care of them before getting on the school bus. They way I look at it, I am providing a much needed service to young boys. By draining their balls before school, I am clearing their minds so they can focus on their school work. It works for me too. I get a liquid protein rich breakfast that fuels me for my phone whore job. The boys make a stop back at my trailer on the way home from school so I can drain them again. This frees their mind to do their homework and after school chores. Food is overrated. If I have a belly full of cum, I am very high functioning. I think every mommy needs to begin her day by blowing her son and his friends. Do you agree? Cum is good for old whores like me.