Category: Toilet sex

Let’s cut right to the chase

toilet sexLet’s cut right to the chase… we’ve got SHIT to do, now don’t we? You want to know exactly what I ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner – hmm? You want me to tell you how I saved my shit for you all day long, waiting for you to call me for our toilet sex. I know that’s exactly what you want to hear and you’re lucky to know it’s all true. As bad as I needed to shit and as much as I wanted to release my hot piss… I waited for you. I knew even if it took all day you would call me and we could enjoy this together. I’ll straddle you, squatting above your chest and ready to tell you about today’s meals as I show you all the shit I have at the same time. I know you love hearing about what I ate as you see and feel it coming out onto your chest. I know you love when I put my pussy right on your mouth and let my piss flow down your throat. I love to hear you slurping and swallowing as I piss in your mouth and moan cause it feels so fucking good. I’ve been holding it all day so there’s a lot and I would love to piss all over your fucking cock. Go ahead and put it in my pussy, it’s wet with cum and piss already… ready for you to fill me up with your cock. And once you’re in nice and deep I want you to feel my hot piss around your cock, my pussy tight and holding onto your throbbing boner. Once that’s done I want to taste my juices all over! Let me suck you cock dry from my piss and shit, and after that I’ve got a surprise for you…but you’ll have to call to see what that is.

Bathroom Banging

phone sex line evonneThere is something so dirty about how he won’t fuck me any where but the bathroom. He knows that I am a cum slut and will do anything for that thick load of his. Ripping my clothes off and pushing me towards the bathroom, he removes his cock from his pants just in time to piss all over me as soon as we are across the threshold of the bathroom. The feel of his warm piss all over my body is just the prelude and his cock goes from a flaccid piss producer to a rock hard cum giver in no time at all. Sitting on the toilet with a rock hard cock he pulls me to my knees. I know what comes next. I suck his dick getting turned on by how much he loves taking a dump while his cock is in my mouth. Reaching down I rub my cunt getting it nice and juicy for him. He won’t blow his load in my mouth just yet. He has an agenda and I am well aware of what it is. I will lick his ass clean giving him a rim job that drives him close to exploding before he will ram that cock into my wet pussy. It is so hard for him to hold back as he fucks me hard and fast. He knows just when I am about to cum and that is when he pulls out and buries his cock in my ass dumping his load right where he wants it. Time to lick him clean again!

Let’s Celebrate Together!!!

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Está a punto de ser el mes de la Herencia Hispana , ¿estás listo para celebrar conmigo?! Oh no hablas español? Let me translate for those who primarily speak English… It’s about to be Hispanic Heritage month, are you ready to celebrate with me?! Oh, you don’t speak Spanish? What better way to celebrate than me showing you just how us Latinos roll our tongue! Truthfully… I am not one to talk, I may be of Hispanic origin but I was never very interested in truly learning the language, and more focused on the next cock I could suck! So as much as you would like to whisper all the nasty things I plan on doing to you in Spanish… I think it’s best if we just cut out all talking and get right to fucking. Your cock is all I crave anyway, and how do you expect me to talk with your giant dick in my mouth? I’m not the biggest tramp around for nothing; oh no I EARNED this title! Lots of hard work doing all it takes to please every man that shows even the slightest interest in me…mmm I will ALWAYS find out what makes you cum the hardest. Tell me… what gets your cock the hardest? The idea that I’ve fucked tons of men and I’d let you and all your friends fuck all my holes at once? Or are you on the nastier side, you want to take turns shitting on each other? Oh that’s right I have no limits no taboos that’s why I’m the town tramp and the biggest whore you’ll ever talk to. I know that’s exactly why you’re talking to me, you can’t stop thinking about all the crazy naughty things I have done, you know when you call me no matter what you ask for I’ll do it just for you. But let’s start with me sucking your cock, and maybe you’ll even allow me to suck on your balls too… you’ll have to be careful though, you’ll want to cum right away but this time I want you to wait… I have more in store for you… it is after all a time of celebration!

Dirty Dumpster Slut

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I just had to fucking piss so bad. The line at the bar was three miles long and I knew my bladder couldn’t hold a six pack’s worth of beer. I had to get somewhere quick. The fire exit was propped open to let in some cool air. This overcrowded dive smelled like dirty balls and cheap aftershave.
I lingered in the back alley looking for a private spot. It was creepy and dark and I saw a rat scurry by. My piss had already made a wet spot on my panties. Soon I’d be forced to throw them away.
Fuck it. I didn’t care if anyone saw me. I went to the far corner of the dumpster and squatted. I moaned audibly as the piss hit the pavement and splattered on my ankles. It felt so damn good that I didn’t see the pair of feet on the other side.
The urine was still bubbling from my pussy fountain when he walked into view. He was a tall shadow in a dark place, but I couldn’t stop the runaway bladder flow that was making a river running towards him. As he watched me, I saw that he held his cock and it was huge. “Don’t stop.” he whispered. “Pissing turns me on.”
Knowing that he was so horny whetted my own perverted appetite and I got into my role. “Why doncha come over here and fuck me while I pee, then.” I saw his white teeth smiling and I knew he was interested. I stood up, clenching my urine flow off, and bent over the foul, smelly dumpster. He grabbed both of my hands and placed them on top of the trash receptacle as he probed with his cock for my piss hole. He hit home with the second stroke and began a furious fuck-beat on my cunt.
“Give it to me, dumpster whore. Piss on me.” he hissed. I let loose with my urethra, gushing hot bladder-cum all over his shaft. He was bathed in the yellow juice that he craved. We both went crazy, pounding, coming, and pissing. I felt his own bladder fill me to the hilt, washing out the cum that he had dumped there, while my own piss baptized his fuck-meat.
As I walked away, I felt a gush of cummy-piss ooze down my inner thigh. Time for some more beer. Gotta keep the piss flowing when you party like I do!!
‘Til next pee-pee break,
Your dumpster whore, Aurora.

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Eat Shit and Die!!!

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Some men get so turned on by a dirty bathroom whore. It has never bothered me to squat and take a piss in front of people. So, it really wasn’t that hard when a successful businessman told me that he was turned on by a woman taking a shit.
I followed him to his motel. Luckily, I had some great Mexican food earlier in the day and my bowels were groaning and I had some foul gas. He could barely wait for me to strip. I bent over, spreading my ass cheeks and let him get a good sniff of my ripe asshole. He got so fucking turned on that he began to lap it like a horny pooch. “Lick my dirty ass.” I groaned.


He asked me if I had to shit yet. I told him that my asshole was ready and he almost creamed himself. I told him to follow me to the toilet so that we could begin. He sat down on the toilet and had me sit on his lap so he could rub his cock against my puckered rim. I had to shit so bad. “Grrrrr, I feel it coming.” I moaned and pushed. “Almost there.” as I felt the head of the massive turd begin to protrude from my shithole. He began to rub his rigid rod against my hole as the steaming mass protruded from my gaping fuckhole. I felt it leave my body and land on his cock. He was moaning now and jerking his cock off with the feces lube

. I dropped to my knees to watch him play in my stinking load. He reached out and grabbed me by the hair just as he was ready to come, forcing the shitty rod right between my lips. He pumped hard, forcing cock and shit into the back of my throat. I gagged on the foul odor as he pumped his shitty load deep.


My pussy is dripping wet thinking about next time. He plans to shove my turd right back up into my ass with his cock and fuck my feces. No amount of Listerine will remove the taste of turd-pie from my mouth but it was so worth it.

Gangbang Whore Gets A Dirty Panty Lovin Fan

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I love being a gangbang whore, and the fuckalicious freaks twitter account allows me to tell all kinds of horny adult about my drugged up adventures. Sometimes that is how a fan gets a hold of me on my live phone chat line. I met this super sexy fella, his voice was so hot. Even better was that he said he had a nice little baggy if I would meet him for some panty play. I had no idea what the fuck that was, but I follow snow white anywhere she leads me.
When I showed up to his house he was actually not too bad looking. He gave me a pair of tiny panties to put on and a bag of my powdered princess to snort up my nose. In no time I was high as fuck and giggling at the way my skin played with the air. He told me he wanted me to piss in those little panties, so I did! Warm urine ran down my legs and onto the towel he had laid onto the floor. He pushed me back to lay on his bed and started to kiss up my piss covered legs.
He moved his tongue to my pee panties and started to lick my cunt through them. I whimpered, dude knew how to use his mouth that was for sure. He moved them to the side and started to suck on my clit. I could hardly pay attention to what he was doing, I was in an intense high. He started to push his cock into my ass hole. I whimpered as he packed my fudge deep into my rectum. When he was about ready to cum I moaned out that I wanted to cover is rod in my juices. He had a different plan shoving his shit covered cookie into my mouth for a snack and blowing his load.

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Live Phone Sex; Windy City Rumbler Gone Wrong

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There is nothing I love more than money. Not drugs, not alcohol not cock. If someone told me that I had to go 3 months without all three and I could have a million dollars than I would say fuck it. This dude I met at the grocery story was a nasty old p-man who looked like he was looking for a different kind of fun when he approached me. He did though and asked if he could pay me to give me a windy city rumbler. That was when a guy face fucked you with his ass hole by your eyes and farted. For 500 dollars I was down for whatever old man shit storm had to bring.
When he got to my trailer I was already shit faced. I had one of the girl’s down the streets school uniform on with my hair tossed up into pig tales.

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When he came in I was already sick of them so I slicked them back into one. It was whatever since he just wanted to foreal fart in my face. When it can time, I made hi pay in advance. He hovered his ass hole over my face and when I perked I was surprised with a mouth full of runny ass shit. He shit all into my mouth and all over my face.
I was so drunk I did not even care that I was wearing a fecal mask. He did not either, he stuck his cock into my mouth and pulled it in and out of my throat. His hot steamy shit moved up and down around it cupping his ball sacs. I moaned and he began to finger my clit. He leaned forward and began to suck on it. I gave that ass some wind of my own. He grabbed his nose and swatted his hand at the enviable stench. Then he smiled and went back to eating my pink taco. Since my mouth was full he came on top of my shit covered face. He was quick to leave, so I showered. Only after rubbing my crap face in all of that cheddar.

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Happy Memorial Day!

scat phone sexIt’s Memorial Day weekend and that means all my naughty veterans and military men are out and ready for a dirty dirty phone call with the nastiest girl around! That’s me, of course. Don’t try to make me guess your little fantasy… I know what it is if you’re calling me. There’s no shame is our guilty pleasure…no shame in getting so incredibly filthy. I know you’ve been thinking about calling me all day…every time you went to the bathroom I was on your mind. As you pissed into that toilet you wished it was me who was receiving your golden shower. When you sat and shit earlier I know you were thinking of shitting all over these perfect titties…covering them with your waste. How dirty do you want to make me? What other nasty juices do you have for me? I’m certainly not afraid of getting filthy…dirty as I can even. Can I suck your cock till your cum is exploding all over me? Dripping down my face, onto my tits, mixing with all that shit and piss making the perfect naughty mixture. How do you like it when I look up at you, on my knees covered in all your juices – begging for even more? Maybe you have some friends that are into toilet play as much as you and I are? If not… I have as much as a desire to be a little cum dumpster as I do a personal toilet so I know you’ve got a few friends who would just love to see me covered in their hot sticky cum. The kind of cum that I suck right out of their cock until it explodes all over me, then moving to the next cock ready to be covered even more salty warm cum. Mmm… I love to get dirty no matter what kind of filth your into!

Let’s get filthy as fuck!

cum dumpsterSo we both know you heard I am the nastiest slut around, the skank that will do anything. You’ve read my blogs proving to you just how dirty I am willing to get… but have you ever heard about a girl who was willing to fuck your cock right at your local city dump? Sounds farfetched right? Well not for me! I am here to prove to you just how willing I am to get to different levels of nasty and dirty than you ever imagined a girl as hot as me would ever go to… I told you I’d do anything. I am the dirtiest skankiest bitch of all and laying me out to fuck in some smelly waste isn’t going to make me turn away, it’s going to propel me towards pleasing you all the while still enjoying that toilet play I know you love so much. What’s a better place to take a fat shit on you than the dump? We are already beyond filthy so why don’t we enjoy ourselves while we are here having our nasty fun, the kind of fun that isn’t for those with a weak stomach. Mmm, you wanna know what I ate today? Lots of fruit baby, so much fruit that I have to shit and let me go ahead and warn you it’s going to be a lot! Sliding down your chest… down to your hard cock and balls, I’d be glad to rub it in – and I’d love nothing more than for you to fuck my ass right now as I shit over and over again completely dirtying up that raging boner of yours… and if you want it clean I most certainly have some sweet piss for that! Unless of course you wanted it as a drink…

Live Phone Sex; Golden Shower Sex Stories

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I had so much fun with this guy I met during a live phone sex call on a taboo phone sex line. I thought he was just going to be some sort of weenie dude but I should had known better. This cat was seriously like over six feet tall and like tattooed and muscley, someone I would go for not doin phone sex shit. We met up at a bar and he said he wanted to do all kind of dirty things to me. I was really excited because I loved to be that nasty bitch. I literally get a thrill out of it. He paid me 100 bucks if I would do whatever thing he could think of short of murder. Mother fucker should had known I would do it without pay but, whatever, his loss right. He got super fuckin shit faced. Of course that shit was on his dime too.

phone sex line We started kissen and making out. Man, that fucker’s tongue felt hot rammed down my throat. He led the way to the men’s bathroom . I was like “Fuck yea,” since I knew his as was about to plow me in the stall. Nope. Guessed wrong. He had me kneel down next to the fuckin pisser and take a mouth full of his golden shower. I swallowed that piss right down into my stomach too. It was so fucking warm I coulda took a nap right there. But, that was not the end. He stood me up, bent me over and soaked my cunt in his urine. Said he was markin his territory before he rammed his rod into me cumming. He filled me up like a water balloon and I thought my twat was gonna explode. I went home and passed out in my clothes covered in his piss, he wore me the fuck out and I loved it. Plus I had a hundred dollars. Yay me!

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