I just had to fucking piss so bad. The line at the bar was three miles long and I knew my bladder couldn’t hold a six pack’s worth of beer. I had to get somewhere quick. The fire exit was propped open to let in some cool air. This overcrowded dive smelled like dirty balls and cheap aftershave.
I lingered in the back alley looking for a private spot. It was creepy and dark and I saw a rat scurry by. My piss had already made a wet spot on my panties. Soon I’d be forced to throw them away.
Fuck it. I didn’t care if anyone saw me. I went to the far corner of the dumpster and squatted. I moaned audibly as the piss hit the pavement and splattered on my ankles. It felt so damn good that I didn’t see the pair of feet on the other side.
The urine was still bubbling from my pussy fountain when he walked into view. He was a tall shadow in a dark place, but I couldn’t stop the runaway bladder flow that was making a river running towards him. As he watched me, I saw that he held his cock and it was huge. “Don’t stop.” he whispered. “Pissing turns me on.”
Knowing that he was so horny whetted my own perverted appetite and I got into my role. “Why doncha come over here and fuck me while I pee, then.” I saw his white teeth smiling and I knew he was interested. I stood up, clenching my urine flow off, and bent over the foul, smelly dumpster. He grabbed both of my hands and placed them on top of the trash receptacle as he probed with his cock for my piss hole. He hit home with the second stroke and began a furious fuck-beat on my cunt.
“Give it to me, dumpster whore. Piss on me.” he hissed. I let loose with my urethra, gushing hot bladder-cum all over his shaft. He was bathed in the yellow juice that he craved. We both went crazy, pounding, coming, and pissing. I felt his own bladder fill me to the hilt, washing out the cum that he had dumped there, while my own piss baptized his fuck-meat.
As I walked away, I felt a gush of cummy-piss ooze down my inner thigh. Time for some more beer. Gotta keep the piss flowing when you party like I do!!
‘Til next pee-pee break,
Your dumpster whore, Aurora.
Category: Toilet sex
Dirty Dumpster Slut
Eat Shit and Die!!!
Some men get so turned on by a dirty bathroom whore. It has never bothered me to squat and take a piss in front of people. So, it really wasn’t that hard when a successful businessman told me that he was turned on by a woman taking a shit.
I followed him to his motel. Luckily, I had some great Mexican food earlier in the day and my bowels were groaning and I had some foul gas. He could barely wait for me to strip. I bent over, spreading my ass cheeks and let him get a good sniff of my ripe asshole. He got so fucking turned on that he began to lap it like a horny pooch. “Lick my dirty ass.” I groaned.
He asked me if I had to shit yet. I told him that my asshole was ready and he almost creamed himself. I told him to follow me to the toilet so that we could begin. He sat down on the toilet and had me sit on his lap so he could rub his cock against my puckered rim. I had to shit so bad. “Grrrrr, I feel it coming.” I moaned and pushed. “Almost there.” as I felt the head of the massive turd begin to protrude from my shithole. He began to rub his rigid rod against my hole as the steaming mass protruded from my gaping fuckhole. I felt it leave my body and land on his cock. He was moaning now and jerking his cock off with the feces lube
. I dropped to my knees to watch him play in my stinking load. He reached out and grabbed me by the hair just as he was ready to come, forcing the shitty rod right between my lips. He pumped hard, forcing cock and shit into the back of my throat. I gagged on the foul odor as he pumped his shitty load deep.
My pussy is dripping wet thinking about next time. He plans to shove my turd right back up into my ass with his cock and fuck my feces. No amount of Listerine will remove the taste of turd-pie from my mouth but it was so worth it.
Live Phone Sex; Windy City Rumbler Gone Wrong
There is nothing I love more than money. Not drugs, not alcohol not cock. If someone told me that I had to go 3 months without all three and I could have a million dollars than I would say fuck it. This dude I met at the grocery story was a nasty old p-man who looked like he was looking for a different kind of fun when he approached me. He did though and asked if he could pay me to give me a windy city rumbler. That was when a guy face fucked you with his ass hole by your eyes and farted. For 500 dollars I was down for whatever old man shit storm had to bring.
When he got to my trailer I was already shit faced. I had one of the girl’s down the streets school uniform on with my hair tossed up into pig tales.
When he came in I was already sick of them so I slicked them back into one. It was whatever since he just wanted to foreal fart in my face. When it can time, I made hi pay in advance. He hovered his ass hole over my face and when I perked I was surprised with a mouth full of runny ass shit. He shit all into my mouth and all over my face.
I was so drunk I did not even care that I was wearing a fecal mask. He did not either, he stuck his cock into my mouth and pulled it in and out of my throat. His hot steamy shit moved up and down around it cupping his ball sacs. I moaned and he began to finger my clit. He leaned forward and began to suck on it. I gave that ass some wind of my own. He grabbed his nose and swatted his hand at the enviable stench. Then he smiled and went back to eating my pink taco. Since my mouth was full he came on top of my shit covered face. He was quick to leave, so I showered. Only after rubbing my crap face in all of that cheddar.
Happy Memorial Day!
It’s Memorial Day weekend and that means all my naughty veterans and military men are out and ready for a dirty dirty phone call with the nastiest girl around! That’s me, of course. Don’t try to make me guess your little fantasy… I know what it is if you’re calling me. There’s no shame is our guilty pleasure…no shame in getting so incredibly filthy. I know you’ve been thinking about calling me all day…every time you went to the bathroom I was on your mind. As you pissed into that toilet you wished it was me who was receiving your golden shower. When you sat and shit earlier I know you were thinking of shitting all over these perfect titties…covering them with your waste. How dirty do you want to make me? What other nasty juices do you have for me? I’m certainly not afraid of getting filthy…dirty as I can even. Can I suck your cock till your cum is exploding all over me? Dripping down my face, onto my tits, mixing with all that shit and piss making the perfect naughty mixture. How do you like it when I look up at you, on my knees covered in all your juices – begging for even more? Maybe you have some friends that are into toilet play as much as you and I are? If not… I have as much as a desire to be a little cum dumpster as I do a personal toilet so I know you’ve got a few friends who would just love to see me covered in their hot sticky cum. The kind of cum that I suck right out of their cock until it explodes all over me, then moving to the next cock ready to be covered even more salty warm cum. Mmm… I love to get dirty no matter what kind of filth your into!
Let’s get filthy as fuck!
So we both know you heard I am the nastiest slut around, the skank that will do anything. You’ve read my blogs proving to you just how dirty I am willing to get… but have you ever heard about a girl who was willing to fuck your cock right at your local city dump? Sounds farfetched right? Well not for me! I am here to prove to you just how willing I am to get to different levels of nasty and dirty than you ever imagined a girl as hot as me would ever go to… I told you I’d do anything. I am the dirtiest skankiest bitch of all and laying me out to fuck in some smelly waste isn’t going to make me turn away, it’s going to propel me towards pleasing you all the while still enjoying that toilet play I know you love so much. What’s a better place to take a fat shit on you than the dump? We are already beyond filthy so why don’t we enjoy ourselves while we are here having our nasty fun, the kind of fun that isn’t for those with a weak stomach. Mmm, you wanna know what I ate today? Lots of fruit baby, so much fruit that I have to shit and let me go ahead and warn you it’s going to be a lot! Sliding down your chest… down to your hard cock and balls, I’d be glad to rub it in – and I’d love nothing more than for you to fuck my ass right now as I shit over and over again completely dirtying up that raging boner of yours… and if you want it clean I most certainly have some sweet piss for that! Unless of course you wanted it as a drink…
I am one nasty chick!
So the other day I was on the phone with one of my more regular callers and I was doing what he loves best – taking a fat shit with him on the phone. Well I was holding my phone real close to the toilet of course so he could hear it pushing out and plopping into the toilet…well I guess I was clumsy or something and it dropped right into the toilet! I stared in the toilet for only a moment, I’m no prude so I grabbed it right out. It of course was covered in the hot shit I had just pushed out but surprisingly seemed to still be working. My caller was even still on the phone! I knew he would love to know what I was doing so I let him know I had dropped my phone in my shit but I was going to lick it clean so not to worry. I knew this would drive him crazy! I began to slowly lick it up tasting it and making sure he heard me doing so. This was definitely not my first time tasting my shit, and it wouldn’t be my last either. I moaned and told him how it tasted, how it was still warm too. He told me to take some and rub it on my chest and my nipples so I did what he asked then put the phone back up to my ear – with shit still on it nonetheless. This was probably the best toilet play experience my caller had ever had, and I was having fun too hearing him rub his hard cock and taking his orders through each moan. I knew it wouldn’t be long for him to explode! So I hurried up and peed in a cup holding the phone so he could still hear but of course not dropping it this time…and I took a couple sips and poured it all over my already filthy body. At the same time he came hard and I smiled, I did tell you after all that I’m known as the nasty girl.