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Fall is the best season!

scat phone sexThe fall weather really has things MOVING if you know what I mean… Things are flowing and there isn’t much I can do about it, I am just looking for someone who can enjoy all I have to offer this time of year. All the food for the holidays has to mean only one thing. All the wine and drinks in celebration of the New Year coming… that’s a lot of trips to the bathroom. See what I am getting at? Why should the toilet get all my glorious piss, all my loads of shit when it can go to a very nasty man just like you!? I would be willing to share my goodies with you, my sickly sweet piss and shit can be all yours. You can take me out away from the party; we’ll go out in the woods and have our fun. All we need is a bed of leaves and we have the bare necessities. I’ll lay you down, put my pussy right on your mouth – I think you should have a taste! Lick lick lick till you make the waterfall cum. My pussy juices will flow and so will my piss, enjoy your golden shower as much as I know I will enjoy yours. Get that cock of yours ready to shove it into my ass – push it in as much as you can with the shit I have trying to hold you back from putting you cock all the way in my ass but I am sure if you just shove it all the way in you both can fit. Shit and cock, piss and cum, what’s wrong with all this fall fun? You and I can be dirty together, better than ANY holiday party.

You’re a dirty dirty boy

dirty phone sexOh you dirty, dirty boy you! I know you’ve been trying to keep your dirty little secret, but I know now, and I won’t let you go without your secret desires anymore my precious, filthy boy! You think about it every time you pass the ladies bathroom, oh that beautiful woman… I bet she would give me the shit I want – literally. You want your scat whore?  I’m the one you call for that shit. No, I cannot stop making the shit jokes either. If you want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You are such a nasty boy! You want me to puke all over you too? My pleasure. You can have all of my breakfast, lunch and dinner in any form you want. Look at you, covered in my shit and puke, your dick so hard and ready to blow. Tell me now, you shit lover, how much you love it. Here comes my last load, doesn’t it sound so good coming out, smell so good all over you, mhm, fucking cum, puke and shit everywhere and look what you have done you dirty dirty boy!

Use me as a Toilet.

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I’ve a little something “special” for you. How about a hot, willing mouth ready to drink your piss and lick your filthy asshole. Spread those butt cheeks, lover, and let me smell the secrets within. I see some sticky poop and bits of toilet paper stuck to your puckered shit squirter. Allow me to be your toilet tissue and expertly clean up that mess. And while I’m at it, how about a prostate massage? Oh, you didn’t use an enema first? That’s ok. I love the anal leakage and when I pull my shitty finger out of your cesspool, I’ll just suck it clean.
Maybe you prefer a toilet. Golden showers, anyone? I’ll suck your dirty cock dry and let you finish off by emptying your full bladder right into my eager mouth. I love kidney lemonade and the feel of the warm yellow burst in my mouth. If my mouth overflows, just piss all over my face and tits. I will beg for more.
I do as I’m told and I need a man who will always put me last. Allow me to clean up any mess. I’ll even suck your cock after you fucked a woman on her period. I’m a skanky ‘ho and I’ll do anything to keep you coming back for more.

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toilet sexYou know I had the most fantastic call today on my new phone chat lines…he really let me get out all the things I’ve been building up. And oh how I know I helped him too. Now this wasn’t your regular toilet play phone sex at all, no no, this was much more. So I am warning you now, if you’re a frail little bitch then don’t continue reading this blog of mine. Sure I started out shitting for him; it was a great fat shit by the way. He loved to listen and hear it come out and plop into the toilet. After that of course I gave him a nice golden shower, but he wanted more. And oh I know how he felt, I was craving it too. We needed someone else to share this experience with, someone nice and young. A sweet little virgin would do just fine. And finding a girl like this was not too hard either. We started humiliating this bitch, we shit on her, he peed in her eyes and I held them open for him. Her pretty little face wasn’t that pretty anymore, covered in our shit and piss. We had more in store for her though, she was crying and begging but we made her bed over and shit all over his dick. It was time to pop that cherry with her shit all over his big fat cock. Now imagine all these juices- pee, shit, puke, and blood everywhere. Not enough blood though. I begin to hit her shit covered body over and over but still not enough blood. You fuck her little mouth with your shit covered cock and I will fuck her no longer virgin pussy with my biggest, sharpest knife. Now hurry up and cum now, she won’t be here for much longer…this little nasty whore can’t handle all this pain. I can only imagine, look at all the blood. What a gory scene to see!

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I love being covered in warm wet piss and cum. I am a trashy nasty whore who sells her body for drugs. I love getting high and then being covered in piss. The sensation is amazing. My skin is already tingling from getting loaded up. Then its like I am being wrapped with a warm wet blanket. I sell my pussy to feed my habit. My pussy is used and abused by men of all ages, color and dick sizes. You can be my next hook up. I am itching bad for something to snort or inject into my veins. I will suck your cock and fuck you till your balls go flat. After that I want you to treat me like your toilet. Piss on me, shit on me. Fuck my throat and empty your bladder inside of me. Make me swallow your piss! I love being a druggy whore and getting pissed on by dirty men!

 

Let’s cut right to the chase

toilet sexLet’s cut right to the chase… we’ve got SHIT to do, now don’t we? You want to know exactly what I ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner – hmm? You want me to tell you how I saved my shit for you all day long, waiting for you to call me for our toilet sex. I know that’s exactly what you want to hear and you’re lucky to know it’s all true. As bad as I needed to shit and as much as I wanted to release my hot piss… I waited for you. I knew even if it took all day you would call me and we could enjoy this together. I’ll straddle you, squatting above your chest and ready to tell you about today’s meals as I show you all the shit I have at the same time. I know you love hearing about what I ate as you see and feel it coming out onto your chest. I know you love when I put my pussy right on your mouth and let my piss flow down your throat. I love to hear you slurping and swallowing as I piss in your mouth and moan cause it feels so fucking good. I’ve been holding it all day so there’s a lot and I would love to piss all over your fucking cock. Go ahead and put it in my pussy, it’s wet with cum and piss already… ready for you to fill me up with your cock. And once you’re in nice and deep I want you to feel my hot piss around your cock, my pussy tight and holding onto your throbbing boner. Once that’s done I want to taste my juices all over! Let me suck you cock dry from my piss and shit, and after that I’ve got a surprise for you…but you’ll have to call to see what that is.

Viva Mexico: Happy Hispanic Heritage Month with Sloppy Wet Pussy and a Brown Gang Bang

sloppy wet pussygangbang whoreI like having a sloppy wet pussy. It means I have gotten lots of cock. September is Hispanic Heritage month and I love to fuck all guys: black, yellow or brown! There are a ton of Latino dudes in my trailer park, mostly Mexican but a few other countries represent too. You would have thought I was the immigration police! I rounded up as many Latino studs as I could find and invited them to my trailer to celebrate the fact that brown is awesome. Awesome in my cunt.

Those Latino lotharios were down to fuck a dirty old cougar. They were equally dirty too. Big live phone sexfucking huge brown cocks shredded my fuck holes. Filled me with a ton of spunk. We had one hell of a Viva Mexico gang bang. Besides being fucked by some of the biggest brown dicks around, they fucked my twat with jalapenos and morocco shakers. At one point I had a morocco in my ass and cunt with about four brown dicks in my mouth. As they skull fucked me, my ass shook and I sounded like a Mariachi band.

orgy phone sexI was snorting lines of coke off of brown cocks. Eating peppers that had been shoved up my ass. I was getting brown all around! Those Latino studs know how to fuck. By the time my trailer brown gang bang was over, I had trashy milfrivers of brown spunk flowing from my fuck holes. My daughter came home just in time to slurp it out of me. I squatted over her face and shit and pissed out brown jizz in her cum greedy mouth. This made the brown posse hard again. I rarely admit defeat but my fuck holes were battered. Hurts so good battered! Gaping holes, bruised, filled with spunk. Viva Mexico. Now my daughter is getting her turn on the brown train.

When it comes to cock, I don’t discriminate. Man, beast or rubber, all cocks are welcome in my pussy. Quiere follar conmigo? Or for you non Spanish speaking studs, wanna fuck me?

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Eat Shit and Die!!!

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Some men get so turned on by a dirty bathroom whore. It has never bothered me to squat and take a piss in front of people. So, it really wasn’t that hard when a successful businessman told me that he was turned on by a woman taking a shit.
I followed him to his motel. Luckily, I had some great Mexican food earlier in the day and my bowels were groaning and I had some foul gas. He could barely wait for me to strip. I bent over, spreading my ass cheeks and let him get a good sniff of my ripe asshole. He got so fucking turned on that he began to lap it like a horny pooch. “Lick my dirty ass.” I groaned.


He asked me if I had to shit yet. I told him that my asshole was ready and he almost creamed himself. I told him to follow me to the toilet so that we could begin. He sat down on the toilet and had me sit on his lap so he could rub his cock against my puckered rim. I had to shit so bad. “Grrrrr, I feel it coming.” I moaned and pushed. “Almost there.” as I felt the head of the massive turd begin to protrude from my shithole. He began to rub his rigid rod against my hole as the steaming mass protruded from my gaping fuckhole. I felt it leave my body and land on his cock. He was moaning now and jerking his cock off with the feces lube

. I dropped to my knees to watch him play in my stinking load. He reached out and grabbed me by the hair just as he was ready to come, forcing the shitty rod right between my lips. He pumped hard, forcing cock and shit into the back of my throat. I gagged on the foul odor as he pumped his shitty load deep.


My pussy is dripping wet thinking about next time. He plans to shove my turd right back up into my ass with his cock and fuck my feces. No amount of Listerine will remove the taste of turd-pie from my mouth but it was so worth it.

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AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A LIVE PHONE SEX PARTY CAUSE A PHONE SEX PARTY DON’T STOP! That is what me and the White Girl Twerk Team chanted during out drugged out wild and crazy fucking party. There was glitter and cocaine flying all over the place. Has to cost to get into a party this fucking sexy! 100 bucks gets ya in the door and 10 minuets with one of these whores! You do not know a good time till you get a coked out trailer trash slut to slob on your knob! I got picked by one guy, he gave me five HUNDRED dollars! For that I will do anything you want. What am I saying, I will do anything for twenty! Anyway he said he wanted to have more then some phone sex line fun and called a few guys into the room. The three of the coated me in loads of sparkly glitter! I looked like a fucking xxx trashy fairy! I sniffed a line of coke up my nose and the three of them went at it, stuffing every hole I had! My blonde ass hole was stretched wide when the two of them who were DPin’ me decided to both stuff my rear cavity together. The came inside me filling me up! Cum dripped out of my ass and onto the floor. That shit looked like some thick ass glitter glue! I licked it up off the ground, no fucking questions asked! It came in handy when I shit glitter poop on this guys chest a few days later! WOO HOO!

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Anal Sex Whore: Shit Happens

anal sex whore cougarAnal sex whore, is one way to describe me. Cum dump cougar is another. Actually, I have been called everything in the book except wholesome girl next door. Nothing wholesome or innocent about me. I woke up from a 3 day holiday binge of cock and coke and needed more of the hair of the dog that bit me. I put on some too tight and too short clothing, ripped a cord off the back of the stove and called the maintenance guy. When I am horny, I will do anything for cock.

live phone sexI feigned ignorance over what happened to the stove. Apologized for not having cash to tip him, even though I don’t think I have to tip the trailer park fix it dude. I offered up a morning blowjob instead. He was happy to take head from an old sexy cougar. I was hoping once I he felt my mouth on his shaft, he would beg to fuck me. I wanted his cock up my old ass. I licked his nut sack and his taint, even drilled his asshole with my tongue. Started finger banging my snatch as I fucked his ass with my tongue. Realized I had some sloppy seconds up my puss.

phone sex line“Wanna fuck my ass,” I blurted out. He flipped me around, bent me over the stove and shoved his cock up my ass. Likely it still had some cock cream from the weekend too. I was getting a good ass pounding; just what I needed, but then I heard him say, “What the fuck?” I had not done my business yet, so guess he got his fuck stick covered in a bit of shit. Happens when you butt fuck. He flew into a rage over a little shit? Clearly, he has not had a lot of ass fucking in his life. I’m a dirty whore, so I fell to my knees and cleaned up the mess I made. Sucked my shit off his fuck stick. Took a swig of Jack Daniels, and was like, “Get back to fucking my ass, you pansy.” I never let a little shit ruin a good butt fuck.