He pissed in my mouth and I drank it like a shot. There’s something about hot piss that makes me wet. Men seem to love pissing in my mouth, cunt, and ass. I let them. Of course, I expect a little something in return for my “services.” A nice line helps the nasty aftertaste. Plus it makes me hornier than fuck, ready to do anything. Any girl can take a cock in her ass or pussy but my specialities are bathroom play and being human toilet paper. Licking a filthy asshole is like fine dark chocolate, sometimes with nuts. Piss is my personal champagne. I’d sip it out of a glass if I could.
Are you a piss loving freak like me? Or do you just enjoy dominating a woman and forcing her to drink your bladder-ade. Fuck me, fill me, and make me lap shitty ass-sauce off your cock. Mmmmm, I can never get enough bodily fluids. Time to check my levels, babe. Fill me up!!!
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Use me as a Toilet.
I’ve a little something “special” for you. How about a hot, willing mouth ready to drink your piss and lick your filthy asshole. Spread those butt cheeks, lover, and let me smell the secrets within. I see some sticky poop and bits of toilet paper stuck to your puckered shit squirter. Allow me to be your toilet tissue and expertly clean up that mess. And while I’m at it, how about a prostate massage? Oh, you didn’t use an enema first? That’s ok. I love the anal leakage and when I pull my shitty finger out of your cesspool, I’ll just suck it clean.
Maybe you prefer a toilet. Golden showers, anyone? I’ll suck your dirty cock dry and let you finish off by emptying your full bladder right into my eager mouth. I love kidney lemonade and the feel of the warm yellow burst in my mouth. If my mouth overflows, just piss all over my face and tits. I will beg for more.
I do as I’m told and I need a man who will always put me last. Allow me to clean up any mess. I’ll even suck your cock after you fucked a woman on her period. I’m a skanky ‘ho and I’ll do anything to keep you coming back for more.
Viva Mexico: Happy Hispanic Heritage Month with Sloppy Wet Pussy and a Brown Gang Bang
I like having a sloppy wet pussy. It means I have gotten lots of cock. September is Hispanic Heritage month and I love to fuck all guys: black, yellow or brown! There are a ton of Latino dudes in my trailer park, mostly Mexican but a few other countries represent too. You would have thought I was the immigration police! I rounded up as many Latino studs as I could find and invited them to my trailer to celebrate the fact that brown is awesome. Awesome in my cunt.
Those Latino lotharios were down to fuck a dirty old cougar. They were equally dirty too. Big fucking huge brown cocks shredded my fuck holes. Filled me with a ton of spunk. We had one hell of a Viva Mexico gang bang. Besides being fucked by some of the biggest brown dicks around, they fucked my twat with jalapenos and morocco shakers. At one point I had a morocco in my ass and cunt with about four brown dicks in my mouth. As they skull fucked me, my ass shook and I sounded like a Mariachi band.
I was snorting lines of coke off of brown cocks. Eating peppers that had been shoved up my ass. I was getting brown all around! Those Latino studs know how to fuck. By the time my trailer brown gang bang was over, I had
rivers of brown spunk flowing from my fuck holes. My daughter came home just in time to slurp it out of me. I squatted over her face and shit and pissed out brown jizz in her cum greedy mouth. This made the brown posse hard again. I rarely admit defeat but my fuck holes were battered. Hurts so good battered! Gaping holes, bruised, filled with spunk. Viva Mexico. Now my daughter is getting her turn on the brown train.
When it comes to cock, I don’t discriminate. Man, beast or rubber, all cocks are welcome in my pussy. Quiere follar conmigo? Or for you non Spanish speaking studs, wanna fuck me?
Eat Shit and Die!!!
Some men get so turned on by a dirty bathroom whore. It has never bothered me to squat and take a piss in front of people. So, it really wasn’t that hard when a successful businessman told me that he was turned on by a woman taking a shit.
I followed him to his motel. Luckily, I had some great Mexican food earlier in the day and my bowels were groaning and I had some foul gas. He could barely wait for me to strip. I bent over, spreading my ass cheeks and let him get a good sniff of my ripe asshole. He got so fucking turned on that he began to lap it like a horny pooch. “Lick my dirty ass.” I groaned.
He asked me if I had to shit yet. I told him that my asshole was ready and he almost creamed himself. I told him to follow me to the toilet so that we could begin. He sat down on the toilet and had me sit on his lap so he could rub his cock against my puckered rim. I had to shit so bad. “Grrrrr, I feel it coming.” I moaned and pushed. “Almost there.” as I felt the head of the massive turd begin to protrude from my shithole. He began to rub his rigid rod against my hole as the steaming mass protruded from my gaping fuckhole. I felt it leave my body and land on his cock. He was moaning now and jerking his cock off with the feces lube
. I dropped to my knees to watch him play in my stinking load. He reached out and grabbed me by the hair just as he was ready to come, forcing the shitty rod right between my lips. He pumped hard, forcing cock and shit into the back of my throat. I gagged on the foul odor as he pumped his shitty load deep.
My pussy is dripping wet thinking about next time. He plans to shove my turd right back up into my ass with his cock and fuck my feces. No amount of Listerine will remove the taste of turd-pie from my mouth but it was so worth it.