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Ive been sick but love eating shit still

Its been a hell of a week. I have been sick and had the shits all week.. But on a positive note I have a paper cup in the bathroom for my special sauce. I have not been able to keep anything down. But what I shit out keeps me nurtured. I love the taste it is tangy. I didn’t think I was going to like diarrhea but its like drinking a smoothie. The only problem is as I sit there shitting out my meal, I get turned on by my asshole trying to squeeze out every ounce and I feel like I am pushing but it hurts cause I have nothing left to shit. I want that last juicy ounce to drink. I must stay hydrated. It would be great if my boyfriend was here and sick with me because then I would just use his asshole like an ice cream dispenser and I would never run out of soft serve.Scat phone sex Auroral

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anal sex whoreI have always been an anal sex whore. In fact, when I was nothing more than a cash cow for my parents, I lost my ass cherry first. Men love jailbait pussy, but they love jailbait ass even more.  Anal sex has always held the allure of the taboo; just like fucking really young girls. Anything taboo brings in money. One of my husband’s extremely wealthy clients has an ass fetish. He doesn’t want to fuck pussy at all. I don’t think he is gay or even bisexual, I just think he is a taboo junkie. He is a shit guy too, so that is part of the lure. Every time he pays to fuck my ass, it is followed by one of my daughter’s cleaning her momma’s shit off his dick. My girls don’t like being shit eaters, but money is money honey. And the filthier the fuck, the more the bucks.  Well this same guy told my husband he wanted an anal sex party with me and all my girls tonight’s, even the youngest one who still has an untouched pretty puckered rosebud. I need to prepare her with some anal training. I let her use the dildo on my ass first so she could see how it all works. She is the only anal virgin left in the house. She asked me if she would poop. I explained that even if she takes a shit beforehand, she will still likely have to crap after a 10 inch cock is up her tiny tight asshole. I told her dirty sex is hot. Some guys like messy sex whether it be shit, piss or period blood.  Do you like messy sex? I have my girl’s ass primed pretty well for tonight’s party. I refuse to give her an enema though. The messier it is, the hotter it will be for us all.

Shit, piss and cum in my pie hole

I am a sucker for having someone shit in my mouth while I am being fucked really hard and fast. I love pulling my pussy lips wide open and having a nice stream of hot musty piss fill my pussy hole like the toilet I wish it was. I want my pussy to wreak of old sex, pissy vinegar smells and the stench of shit in my throat as I scream in delight. I want my ass hole to spout runny ass diarrheaScat phone sex Aurora as I shake my ass up and down trying to get every last ounce on the floor just  so I can lick it up and shove it down the back of my throat. I can rinse it down with a hot warm shot of chunky cum and some ammonia piss to clear my nostrils.  I want to take some shit and shove it inside my gaping pussy and be double stuffed, then I want those dicks rammed into the back of my throat, make me taste shit cum and piss as a triple shot for my dessert tonight.

Pissing Sex Stories with a Sexy MILF

pissing sex storiesDo you like pissing sex stories? I am a dirty woman. I have led a colorful life. No doubt I have done things most women would never consider doing. I wouldn’t have it any other way actually. So when my teen son brought home a boy who I caught spying on me in the bathroom, I decided to have some fun with him. I have been around the block a few times. I know what boys enjoy by their behavior. This boy was fascinated by me peeing. It had less to do with me being a sexy MILF and more with him being a budding toilet slave. A woman can never have too many of those around. I thought about how to bring his toilet slave side to the forefront. I went into the gym room, got a pitcher, called in the boys and did squats over the pitcher while pissing into it. My son was not shocked, he enjoys water sports sex. My son pulled his cock out to stroke. His friend followed suit until I beckoned him over.  He crawled over like a hungry dog. He started to lap at my pee stream. Oh yeah, most definitely a toilet slave. I sprayed him with my special champagne as he basked in the joy of tasting my warm hot piss. My son likes to watch me pee, even likes to pee on me, but he has yet to drink my piss. That all changed. Maybe it was jealousy? I don’t know, but I enjoyed the fact that I had two teen boys kneeling beneath me to drink my golden nectar like slave boys. Felt good to be the piss queen. My daughter brought me a big glass of lemonade and joined me in the fun. We pissed on those boys for hours. Are you jealous? I will let you listen to me pee on a call if you are into that sort of thing too!

Nasty toilet piss and shit sex

Is it reasonable to just want to find the nastiest and grungiest guy at the bar and have him do the nastiest things to me. I would love to find a guy and follow him into the mens room and be treated like a piece of trashy shit. I want to be pissed and shit on. I want to eat a raunchy sweaty smelly ass hole and give them a rim job that goes into their asshole and then lick the sweat from their balls as they jizz all over my hair. I want to be faced fucked so hard that I throw up all over their cock and then be told to clean it up like a good little bitch. I am a dirty little cum dumpster whore and I know what I deserve. I want to be treated like the trash that I am and be filled in every hole with smelly sweaty stinky greasy cock. I want my face to be so sticky from piss and cum that I cant even open my eyes.Scat phone sex Aurora

I love brushing my teeth with shit

I was in the bathroom getting ready for work, I still needed to brush my teeth when all of the sudden  I had the urge I needed to take a massive dookie. I sat down to take a shit and was thwre for a bit trying to push it out when I realized I was running short on time, still had to do my hair and brush my teeth. But I was not done shitting and my stomach was upset. I then got this crazy notion that my tooth brush bristlesScat phone sex Aurora would probably feel good rubbing on my clit while I had a massive terd coming out of my asshole. I decided to put my theory to the test. I took my tooth brush and softly rubbed the hairs along my clit as I gave a shudder of delight. I did it a little harder as my terd fully came out. I then thought maybe it might feel good putting that toothbrush up my ass and pumping it in and out a bit, I was right it felt phenomenal. I did it til I cam all over, then I brushed my teeth with that tooth brush, combed my hair and went to work.story.

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I am at the park with some friends! We are having a great time running around and drinking out of our very discrete water bottles. It is fucking hot outside and I could really use some cooling down. I think about pouring my vodka all over me, but decide- why the fuck do I want to waist that?

I look at my guy friends and make them come up with a plan to cool me off. I get on my hands and knees and stick my tongue out! I strip down to my panties and bra and beg for them to spray their piss streams all over me. I soak in their cool smelly urine.

It gets all in my eyes and my mouth. I feel cooler, but things just got hotter. Their cocks are all harder then rocks now. I guess I should repay them by sucking them, and fucking them off. I open my piss filled mouth and grab two cocks, one in each hand.

I double fisted those things right into my mouth, taking turns sucking the cum out of them. I bent over and pulled my panties to the side. So they could have easier access to my fuck holes. Take your pick boys! Maybe keep filling my fuck holes up with you piss!

Water Water everywhere

Live phone sex AmaraIs it just me or doe it feel good with a little burn that can equal pleasure. I was washing my nasty little slut cunt in the shower this morning and I got a little soap too far up my cunt and a little into my piss hole and I started to feel a little burning sensation. The weird part is is that it turned me on a lot. It felt like the warming and yearning sensation when you are being teased and you just want that big fat cock inside of you right now. I did not have a cock around but I had my fingers. I started to massage that soap into my pussy and clit a little bit more. I rubbed my little pussy raw and moaned in sweet agony the farther I pushed that soap into my pee hole. It felt so fucking good and after a little while I was shaking from the pleasure and then I screamed as I came all over the shower.

Eating Shit is my fav

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 I swear some of the food at my job taste just like shit. I have eaten shit before, straight out of someones asshole and my lunch today during my break was fucking crap. I would have better luck going outside to find the stinkiest, smelliest fattest mother fucker I could and his asshole would taste better than my lunch. I could have him drop his drawers, put my tongue on his chode and lick from ball sack to the end of his ass crack, getting all that sweaty ball cheese and stuff, chew it up and I know I would like it more. I want to open my mouth wide while some one drops a juicy terd into the back of my throat. You know what, that is exactly what I am going to go do, because I want a lunch I will actually enjoy eating. I know someone around here needs to take a shit, and I am hungry.

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