Category: Pissing phone sex

I’ll be here waiting!

pissing phone sexYou see these tits? They’re perfect, aren’t they? But in my opinion there is one thing missing from these bouncing tits. Go ahead and guess, but keep in mind what a DIRTY and FILTHY girl I am…Mmm, that’s right darling you know you wanna cover these tits in all your hot and warm piss. You have always wanted to ask your silly little prude girlfriend to let you piss on her but let’s be real – she would NEVER allow that! She doesn’t even swallow your cum. I am a nasty fucking freak and I never say no to a good time! Seriously, don’t threaten me with a good time! When you come right over to take care of these tits I will get your hard dick ready for me. My mouth has been waiting, and I really hope you haven’t showered. I like to taste that cock in my mouth, suck the balls in deep down my throat with it. Mmm, that tastes so fucking good. I can only imagine how yummy your piss will taste! I think it’s time, cover these titties in your hot piss!

When you just gotta go…

golden shower sex storiesI kinda felt like JWoww off of that lame ass show Jersey Shore. I knew she was famous for pissing in public. I personally had to do more than piss, and couldn’t wait any longer! Let me recap for ya. I’ve been partying pretty hard with spring break coming up, nothing like a couple pregame parties to get things going for a fun filled week…or so. When I start drinking I can’t stop…you  can just call me your wild thing. I was so fucking wasted I knew I would not make it up the hill to the house for the bathroom…I didn’t just have to piss I knew I had to shit too so I just stumbled off into the woods. I was so drunk, I really thought I was alone. I had squatted down and pissed already and was working on shitting too when all of a sudden I heard a laugh. I looked back and this hot guy was standing a few feet away from me with his chubby cock out, pissing. I think we were both turned on from our nasty similarities. Can you imagine the mess we got into next? We finished our shitting and pissing on each other and ended this wild night with a nice hardcore ass fucking…that naturally led to a lot of ass to mouth as what kind of girl would I be if I didn’t like to taste my own ass and shit?

Shitting in the Shower

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I was on break at the truckstop when one of my customers walked in. He was a great tipper and I had given him extra service many times. He smiled at me and told me to meet him in the shower. I knew exactly what he wanted. He was a scat man who got off on having me play with his poop. I agreed to meet him in the truckstop shower. In case you didn’t know, most large truckstops have private shower rooms where weary truckers can pay to get a shower.
He was the same thing every time. He would piss all over my tits, make me suck his cock, and then he would take a squat over my mouth and fill it up with chocolate delight. I loved to watch his asshole expand as a log of shit protruded. I’d open my toilet mouth and feel the tasty squish as it entered my lips. Then he’d watch me swish it through my teeth and give him a shitty smile. Made him blow that load every time.
Suddenly, the door opened and my boss peeked in. “Make sure you lock the door. OMG, what the fuck?” He couldn’t move as the turd dropped from the truckers asshole into my eager mouth. Fascinated and aroused, I saw him pull his own cock out and shut the door. He leaned quietly against the wall, watching me in filthy action as I gulped and swallowed. I smiled through my shit-eating grin at both of them and they blew their loads at the same time. I was so proud of myself.

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I remember the first time I got caught playing with my own piss and shit. My daddy walked in on me while I was in the bathroom. I should have been taking a shower, but he found me playing in the toilet bowl. He stuck my face into the toilet and ask me how I like to sit on my face. When I told him I like that he pulled me out of the toilet and smart and then I put my face back in.

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That’s when it clicked to me that I love getting hit by my daddy and having sit on my face. My daddy was so fucking drunk he kept my head and not toilet and he fucked my tight ass hole until I shit on his dick. He pulled me out of the toilet and made me suck his cock clean until he was ready to cum in my mouth. He asked me if I needed to drink to wash down the shit and cum that I ate. He made me pay for his warm piss. I begged him to piss in my mouth and let me swallow every drop. That is why I’m a piss and whore shit for now.

My filthy fart fetish

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You liked your women dirty but I didn’t mind. I knew exactly what you needed. I dropped to my knees and spread your ass cheeks. It was smelly and I knew you hadn’t showered lately. I touched my tongue to that puckered rim and I could taste the flecks of shit that you had missed. I began with your rim job, slowly licking every wrinkle on that asshole, cleaning you. Then I delved deeply, tongue rolled, into the depths of your ass. You farted right in my face and I could smell the sweet stench of rectum. That’s what I love the best, when they fart right in my mouth. The blast of gas being pushed out of that asshole, watching it wink, as it blows into my face. I inhale the fumes and taste them, hoping for a shart, a little taste of heaven.  I tongue fucked you quicker as you stroked his own cock. When you were all clean, I moved around to the front, where you were holding a half-hard penis. “Open wide, whore” you grumbled. I opened my mouth-urinal, allowing him to spew hot urine into my piehole. I gulped to keep up with the never-ending stream as it overflowed my mouth and ran freely down my tits. Your cock was all ready to blow now. You jerked it furiously, shooting foul blobs of man mayo to run down my face and mix with the piss. Another fart from your gassy bowels sent me over the edge and I spasmed helplessly.
I am a human shithole, an outhouse, and a submissive scat queen. I know my place in this world and that is servicing you like a good slave. Please allow me to be your toilet tissue and fart eater. It makes my pussy so wet to please you.

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Pissing Sex on My Phone Sex Line

pissing sexPissing sex is pretty hot. I’ve been into bathroom play for a long time. I potty trained my boys by having them piss on mommy’s clit as I sat on the toilet. I made them pretend it was like one of those carnival games where you squirt the water gone on a target and win a prize. If they could keep a steady stream on mommy’s clit, they got some candy. Amazing how quick they get potty trained like that. Now they are pretty obsessed with watching me pee they still like to pee on my pussy while I am on the throne too. Little boy piss is so hot on my body. At their young age, they can’t quite cum a jet stream yet, but they certainly can piss one.

We have a home gym, so I was working out this morning. The boys were off from school for a parent teacher conference day. I let them sleep in, but I guess their little morning hard ons woke them up. They ran into the workout room naked, little dicks as hard as could be. We call those morning hard dicks pee hard ons. They wanted to pee on mommy, so I got a vase from the book shelf, pulled the hood of my clit open exposing my pee hole and pissed right in the vase with the boys. Their hard ons didn’t go anywhere after a good morning piss either. My youngest son asked if my pee hole was a fuck hole like my ass and pussy. “To some people it is honey,” I replied. I saw the look in his eye. I stretched my legs as far as they would go, widened my urethra and invited him into my tiniest, tightest fuck hole. Even his little dick hurt inside there, but I don’t mind a little pain. His brother watched in shock and arousal stroking himself. My son pissed and came in my 4th fuck hole. Made me cum so hard too.

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You know I was dirty for Mardi Gras!

toilet sexFor Mardi Gras can you imagine what I did? I wasn’t just flashing my tits for beads like the other sluts, I wanted to see how far my naughty and dirty actions could take me. I didn’t want just silly beads, I wanted to see what else I could get and just have a lot of fun…I went to where I knew the dirtiest man could be found – an owner of a pizza shop. I knew I could get a whole meal and a place to stay for my trip as we had some fun together. I wasn’t wrong either! He was down to get dirty with me – right in his kitchen. I probably would advise not to eat that food considering all the piss and shit that was being pushed out all over each other – not to mention is hot load that he finished all over my face. Mmm, it was quite the dirty and naughty time with him. Just fucking like crazy and giving each other the hot loads we both needed and craved. It was so hot, and it was worth all the stuff I got out of it!

Lets have some fun!

extreme phone sexI want to have fun with you tonight, I want a wild party with all types of juices, I want to get some stupid sluts and take advantage of them. I wanna get messy with them and not let them see tomorrow. It doesn’t matter who we pick, we can snatch her up so easily she won’t even see it coming! I love degrading them, and to do that you have to make them do things they would never do unless they were being forced  to do so. I will force her to drink your piss, if she spits it up I’ll cut her deep, I love playing with their blood as much as I love watching them lay in our juices. Piss and shit covering her naked body. Soon it will be mixed with blood and cum and we will make her lick it all up after we are done taking turns fucking all her holes raw. Maybe I’ll fuck her with my knife? Wouldn’t that make a delicious bloody mess! And don’t worry she won’t live to tell anyone of the ‘horrible things’ we did to her… no she won’t even be making it to tomorrow. This party is the messiest one yet, but I am sure to try and top it!

Truck Stop Whore

There is one thing my Momma taught me that I will never forget. She taught me how to take a mouth full of piss without wasting a drop. Since then I have become a piss addict. I love being degraded by these truckers. And they love pissing on trailer trash whores like me. I don’t like wasting any piss so of course I swallow every last drop, just like momma taught me. My momma raised me right so I know how to pleasure a man. However you want it, I want to do it for you. I’m a no limit no taboo whore and I don’t care who knows it.

That’s probably why I spend most of my time at the truck stop. It’s a continuous supply of horny truckers. Truckers love it rough just like me. So it’s like a perfect match. Sometimes I’ll take twenty or more loads a night. It’s a great party full of big cocks. Of course I don’t really care about the size. I’ll fuck and suck any size cock. I’m not picky. As long as a cock cums, I’ll suck it. I can’t get enough cum or piss. There are lots of lot lizards at the truck stops but I try to stand out by wearing the sluttiest clothes.

I like to wear a little bikini and really short shorts like almost just look like panties. I love showing everyone my camel toe. I love the looks I get and all the heads I turn. It really makes me feel like a slut knowing all these guys are thinking about banging me. And of course, I’ll gladly bend over the hood of a truck for anyone who asks. There is nothing I love more than being a perfect truck stop cum loving whore.

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Toilet sex is nasty dirty fun!

toilet sexToilet sex…do you know what that can mean? It can mean so many different things, do you know what kind of things end up in a toilet? It’s always getting it all…the piss, the shit, the puke and the cum. It’s really a nasty thing but a girl like me loves that kind of stuff. The smells, the being so filthy and dirty in so many nasty fucking ways. I like to suck and choke on a cock until I am puking then eat that puke until he cums in my mouth and we do it all over again. Or until he pushes his cock into my tight ass that is pushing out a fat stinky load out. I love my ass being spread wide for a big dump to come out onto a huge dick. It isn’t long after that I am covering him in my piss and he is doing the same for me. A tasty treat to end our toilet sex.