Category: Pissing phone sex

Lot lizard sex saved me!

lot lizard sexWell, I have never really thought of myself as a lot lizard, seriously I don’t usually spend a whole lot of time around truck stops but this weekend that all changed. I was driving to visit a friend and my car broke down, luckily I was at a truck stop but unluckily, I was broke as shit and my cell phone was dead as fuck! I didn’t know what to do and honestly I was about to just sit there and cry and feel sorry for myself but then this guy came up to me. He asked what was wrong and after I explained he told me that he was sure that he could help me out… if I helped him and his friend out too. Hellooooo, I am a total slut so yeah, I had no problem with that at all! I went back to his truck with him and all I had to do was let him and a friend piss on me and then suck their cocks… not exactly hard work at all! Plus they not only fixed my damn car, they also made sure I had some money in my pocket too! I may have to rethink the whole lot lizard sex thing huh?

I like it wet and nasty!

water sports sexI like it wet and nasty and kind of a little fucked up but that’s ok, because I know for sure that I am not the only one that likes it like that! I know that you like it wet too, why else would you be begging me to squirt all over you? We started with a little piss play, you gave me a nice hot drink and sprayed all that hot piss all over my tits just the way I like, and I pissed in your mouth too and you were such a champ, drinking down every drop like you were dying for it. It was hot as hell but then…! OMG then you started eating my pussy and fingering me so so so fucking good! I was feeling things I had never felt before and then BAM suddenly I was squirting everywhere and cumming so fucking hard that I thought I was going to die for a minute there! Best orgasm I ever had, all thanks to you!

Some Dirty Talking Lines With A Phone Sex Slut

phone sex slutsI had a friend visiting and we had a bit to drink. I generally don’t talk about my phone sex, but somehow the topic got brought up. Like most men, the first thing he wanted me to do was give him some dirty talking lines that I use when I do dirty phone sex. So, I began slowly describing to him how I love to suck a big fat cock. I tell him that I start with just teasing the head and begin flicking my tongue around the head and right up the slit before I close my mouth and begin pressing putting sucking pressure on that spongy mushroom head.

I didn’t talk long before he was rock hard. I told him to come over to me and let me demonstrate. He eagerly pulled his cock out with that pre-cum already beginning to ooze. I started coming out of my clothes at that point and he began rubbing my tits and pussy. Being drunk and describing a good blow job had gotten us both so hot. Wouldn’t you know it, that was when the phone decides to ring! Not too fond of being interrupted at that pint, my friend got the idea of doing some real phone sex and he worked that receiver right into my hot pussy, using it to masturbate me and make me cum. I never did find out who was on the line that evening, but I’m sure he had some interesting sounds coming over the phone line.

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Toilet Play for World Water Day.

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World Water Day is always a fun day for me. As you know, the bathroom is my favorite room in the house. Conserving water makes that even more fun. Why flush when you have a human urinal waiting with her mouth open for your liquid hydration. It’s much more fun to stick your cock in my hot, piss slurping piehole than some ceramic throne, isn’t it? Plus I lick you all nice and clean, right after I get a chaser of creaming cum!!!

And if you need to take a steaming dump, allow me to service you afterward. It takes gallons of our natural resources to flush that filthy toilet tissue when it is so easily solved by letting me gently but firmly lick every wrinkle on that puckered ass clean. Mmmm, I love the taste and I bet you get a stiff cock from my tongue probing your sensitive poop hole and the back side of your nut sac.

Every Day is World Water Day for me!!! You’ll find me waiting in that public restroom. All you gotta do is ask me for my help. Make a girl wet and the whole world a little wetter!!!

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You’re gonna love how nasty we are!

2 girl phone sexNasty as I am Sybil is the trashy slut addition to our toilet sex. She’s a little slut in training, trying to be as disgusting as I am. She wants to be like me – covered in piss and cum and shit. All the messy kinky fucking mess that makes your cock throb hard and my pussy want to drip. Why not make it a threesome? You can have us two girls that will do anything to please you ready to get down and dirty with you…literally. Two girls and one cup, right? Yes! Cum and more cum. Piss and more piss! I want to be a total nasty fucking mess with my little slutty friend by my fucking side. Getting nasty and dirty all together it’s going to be as hot as you can imagine…since Sybil and I will let you do anything you want to us! We have no limits or taboos…we’re nasty filthy whores that are ready to please!

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My Nasty Little Boy Wants A Golden Shower

golden showers sexMommy’s nasty little boy wants a golden shower? You want to be coated in Mommy’s golden nectar? Having that warm, fragrant piss cover your face, neck, chest and flow down over your cock and balls gets you rock hard, doesn’t it? The thought of Mommy’s pale yellow liquid spraying into your mouth is almost enough to make you come, isn’t it? This nasty Mommy doesn’t mind giving you exactly what you want.

golden showers phone sex I have been holding it, waiting on your call. I’m ready for you to drink and wear Mommy’s nasty piss to show me just how committed to me you really are. Are you gonna be a good little urinal for Mommy? Are you going to proudly wear what Mommy gives you that you aren’t able to swallow? I want to be able to smell that pungent aroma every time I get close to you, just so that I am reminded you are just Mommy’s little boy. I love you being my little golden shower piss whore. You make an excellent toilet slave. Open Wide!

Hot Piss for Me

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I’ve been craving a good fucking party lately so I called my fuck buddy. He always has a whole supply of coke and other party favors ready to be enjoyed. So of course I jump at the chance when he tells me “I’ll trade you some coke for some fun”. The thing about Chris was that he was really nasty. He was always into that really dirty shit. I knew what I was in for when I came over and he demanded I be his human toilet. I can’t lie…I kind of got turned on by it. He squatted over my mouth, as I opened wide. He must have been holding it because shit just pooled into my mouth. I needed to swallow it all just to catch more to keep it from dropping on the floor. When he was done, he made sure to finish me off with a drink of hot fresh piss just for me. I was a dirty mess but at least I got my fix for the night.

I’ll be here waiting!

pissing phone sexYou see these tits? They’re perfect, aren’t they? But in my opinion there is one thing missing from these bouncing tits. Go ahead and guess, but keep in mind what a DIRTY and FILTHY girl I am…Mmm, that’s right darling you know you wanna cover these tits in all your hot and warm piss. You have always wanted to ask your silly little prude girlfriend to let you piss on her but let’s be real – she would NEVER allow that! She doesn’t even swallow your cum. I am a nasty fucking freak and I never say no to a good time! Seriously, don’t threaten me with a good time! When you come right over to take care of these tits I will get your hard dick ready for me. My mouth has been waiting, and I really hope you haven’t showered. I like to taste that cock in my mouth, suck the balls in deep down my throat with it. Mmm, that tastes so fucking good. I can only imagine how yummy your piss will taste! I think it’s time, cover these titties in your hot piss!

When you just gotta go…

golden shower sex storiesI kinda felt like JWoww off of that lame ass show Jersey Shore. I knew she was famous for pissing in public. I personally had to do more than piss, and couldn’t wait any longer! Let me recap for ya. I’ve been partying pretty hard with spring break coming up, nothing like a couple pregame parties to get things going for a fun filled week…or so. When I start drinking I can’t stop…you  can just call me your wild thing. I was so fucking wasted I knew I would not make it up the hill to the house for the bathroom…I didn’t just have to piss I knew I had to shit too so I just stumbled off into the woods. I was so drunk, I really thought I was alone. I had squatted down and pissed already and was working on shitting too when all of a sudden I heard a laugh. I looked back and this hot guy was standing a few feet away from me with his chubby cock out, pissing. I think we were both turned on from our nasty similarities. Can you imagine the mess we got into next? We finished our shitting and pissing on each other and ended this wild night with a nice hardcore ass fucking…that naturally led to a lot of ass to mouth as what kind of girl would I be if I didn’t like to taste my own ass and shit?

Shitting in the Shower

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I was on break at the truckstop when one of my customers walked in. He was a great tipper and I had given him extra service many times. He smiled at me and told me to meet him in the shower. I knew exactly what he wanted. He was a scat man who got off on having me play with his poop. I agreed to meet him in the truckstop shower. In case you didn’t know, most large truckstops have private shower rooms where weary truckers can pay to get a shower.
He was the same thing every time. He would piss all over my tits, make me suck his cock, and then he would take a squat over my mouth and fill it up with chocolate delight. I loved to watch his asshole expand as a log of shit protruded. I’d open my toilet mouth and feel the tasty squish as it entered my lips. Then he’d watch me swish it through my teeth and give him a shitty smile. Made him blow that load every time.
Suddenly, the door opened and my boss peeked in. “Make sure you lock the door. OMG, what the fuck?” He couldn’t move as the turd dropped from the truckers asshole into my eager mouth. Fascinated and aroused, I saw him pull his own cock out and shut the door. He leaned quietly against the wall, watching me in filthy action as I gulped and swallowed. I smiled through my shit-eating grin at both of them and they blew their loads at the same time. I was so proud of myself.

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