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That was a bad combination, because the more shit faced I got the horneier I was. So while I was turning into a horn ball this dudes stomach was working up a mad big shit. I straddled him on the couch and was making out with him. He pulled my shirt over my head and sucked on my nipples while I dry humped him. I was grinding back and forth on him while he grew harder and harder in his pants. Then the chili hit him and he shoved me off darting to the bathroom.

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I had a blind guy come over the other day, and he was escorted by, yup, you guessed it, a mangy four-legged friend. He said he’d pay me a goodly amount of money, but I had to fuck Buck first. I don’t know why, since in theory, the john couldn’t see anything, but he said he’d enjoy it nonetheless. He said Buck had been humping his leg a lot lately and needed a ladyfriend like there was no tomorrow.

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So I served as ladyfriend for Buck while sucking the john’s cock. It wasn’t the first time I’d served to do something like this, and it won’t be the last, but it was the most recent. The reason I mention it? The john wasn’t blind! At the end, he ripped off his glasses and told me he very much enjoyed watching his Buck fuck me from behind, and that I was the most amusing hooker he’d ever had the fortune to be with.

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live phone sex chatJust cuz we have fuck holes filled with Memorial Day cum didn’t mean the party was over. It is not a holiday cookout without a game of corn hole played the white trash way. My baby girl got up on the kitchen table, crammed an ear of corn in her cunt and pushed it out into my mouth, where I then shoved it into another girl’s ass and she pushed it out into someone else’s mouth. You get the picture. That’s how you play corn hole in the trailer park.

freaky phone sexI woke up this morning hung over with a trailer full of naked people still horny. I did a bump, went and woke up my hung soldier by licking his ass, hopped on his pee hard on and fucked him until he pissed in my cunt and shot another load of cum up my ass. When I checked on my daughter, she was passed out covered in jizz with a corn cob lodged in her ass. Yeah we know how to through a Memorial Day bash.

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No, no, I mean, it’s my job to go out or have my boys come over. It’s my job to be fucked in every single hole I have. It’s my job to have my husband come home to find me leaking cum from every orifice, absolutely dripping creamy spunk as though I can’t contain it anymore. And it’s HIS job to be, as I said, my cleanup bitch.

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My little cucky husband gets down and licks me clean. Licks my pussy, drinks those other men’s cum, slurping and sucking it out, making sure to get it all, using his fingers to dig out any other bit of cum that might be hiding deep inside my puss. He eats out my asshole, likewise digging around to make sure he gets every last drop of jizz that’s lurking in me.

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