I have never been athletically inclined but when I found out the reason he was so tanned and buff was because he was a tennis coach I had to ask for lessons to get to know him better. He smiled and agreed to meet me on the court in a few hours since he was free. I got there a little early and made sure we would have some privacy. I took off all my clothes except for my sneakers and the little white visor on my head. The handle of the tennis racket was to much to resist and I shoved it into my already wet pussy while leaning up against the fence that surrounded the courts. I heard the footsteps as he got closer to the courts and my pussy started flowing like a faucet. My timing is impeccable, just as he opened the gate I was pulling the racket out of my cunt and placing it between my lips for a sweet treat. His eyes aren’t the only thing that got bigger when he took in the scene in front of him!
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Trashy Milf Futuristic Roleplay
When you are a self proclaimed trashy MILF nothing is off limits. Not even using your teen daughter to fulfill your naughty futuristic lesbian fantasies. Two things I love: cosplay and science fiction. I was reading this pulp fiction novel set in the year 2525. The premise was that the world had been taken over by sexy cat women. Half pussy, half woman, these she cats kept all the men prisoners and only used them for breeding and milkings. The idea of a future where men only provide sperm when deemed necessary and the world was run by women made my cunt drip. I kept the brats home from school so I could have a little fantasy family fun.
I dressed up in a leather cat suit; put the girls in white latex outfits that made them look like slutty Judy Jetsons; and my boys were in shackles and purple chaps so their asses and cocks were exposed. They were not quite as amused as their sisters were about their costumes. But they would enjoy what I had planned for them. I tied my three sons up in the closest, while I played with my daughters. She cats love pussy! I licked and fingered all three of their little snatches, made them each cum so hard on mommy’s face. Told them we don’t need cock to get off, just to give life.
Once I had girl juice all over my face, I visited my boys who enjoyed me eating out their sisters from the closet by the state of their boy dicks. I took a saucer over to milk their little peckers. I grabbed them and started stroking their dicks, squeezing their little balls. They wanted to fuck mommy, but I wouldn’t let them. “Today boys you are just sperm donors,” I said. I milked them each until they filled up saucers. You see in the year 2525, women need sperm to grow big and strong. I put the saucers of cum down on the floor and let them lap it up. Such good little kitties licking their protein up.
I licked more kitty cats, got those pussies purring, but they wanted boy dick in their little cunnies. I denied them because in the future, boys aren’t for pleasure. Because they complained, I fisted their tiny cunts to show them cock is not necessary for pleasure in the future. They were squirting all over the place. My middle daughter is at the breeding age, so I used a turkey baster to shoot some of her brother’s seed up her twat. In 9 months she will either birth a she cat or a sperm donor. I told her it was her duty to contribute to population growth.
I think I liked our little futuristic roleplay more than my brats, but that’s because I am a dirty p mommy who enjoys fucking her offspring. What kind of creative roleplays could we enjoy with my brats? I share them all the time.
Phone Sex Line with Henrietta
Tranny Phone Sex is not for the faint of heart. I love my big titties and rubbing my body down my flat stomach down to my big hard uncut tranny cock! I mean if you had the best of both worlds you wouldn’t be able to keep your hands off your own body too. I love giving my ass to anyone I can. I am always looking for the next cock to suck. Hoping the man behind the dick has a ton of money so I can sell my self. I sell my tranny ass, cock and titties for anything. I love Selling my body to Big Black Cock, they seem to love fucking my Fake titties until their giant cock explodes and blows its thick chunky load all over my face!
Sexy tranny cock like mine is hard to find. All of us whores on this site have a fetish for gay men or men who want to try new things. My favorite cock to have is a big dark dick. I really enjoy having it thrust in and out of my tiny ass hole and shoved down my throat to suck it clean. Going ass to mouth for a man who pays is so rewarding. I am down for anything! I hope to hear your sexy voice and to explore your body soon..
Fuck Walmart
Fuck Walmart. I hate coming here! The lines are always to damn long! My beer is gonna be warm before I even get to the check out!
To hell with this. I am cracking one open now.
Great! Now a manager comes over and starts complaining. “You can’t drink on Walmart property ma’am”….Blah blah blah.
“Then open up another register dick head! I should be half way home by now and half way through this 12 pack. So it’s your fault I am still here!”
Great call the police. Whatever. Make sure you tell Sergeant Thompson, Freida said hey!
I was through my third beer by the time the cops got there. It was a new guy. Great fresh meat! Let’s break him in right!
You politely ask me if I had paid for the beer which, duh, no, I have not, I had been waiting to do that for twenty minutes!
“Well ma’am, you can not drink in this store and you need to pay for it and then leave. Are you driving?”
Great all the damn police brutality going on and I get a wimpy guy!
I reached in my jeans, pulled out a twenty and threw it at the cashier as I walked out with what was left of my beer.
You followed me to my car talking about how you can’t let me drive. Just try and stop me!
I reached to open my car door and that’s when you slammed me up against the car!
Now we are getting somewhere!
“Sergeant Thompson said you liked to get fucked! He thinks you pull shit like this just so you can get laid!”
With my hands in cuffs and my head pressed against the roof of the car, you unzipped your pants and slammed that fucking cock in my cunt!
“Is this what you want? You little whore!”
Yes, that is exactly what I needed!
Customers were watching you fuck me in the parking lot but I didn’t care!
You felt so good as your fuck stick forces its way in and out! You were going so fast and fucking me so hard! I couldn’t take it! I was about to cum! I started to scream and you covered my mouth! Of fuck! Just then you shot that jizz so deep inside me that I could almost taste it! That last thrust sent me over the edge! I pushed back against your cock before you had a chance to pull out and just let go! I exploded all over you!
You had my cum dripping off the end of your cock and splattered all over your uniform!
Now you were mad! You couldn’t go back to precinct covered in my sweet milk, smelling like me! They all knew where you had been! They would know what you did!
I could see the anger and panic on your face and I laughed. “Relax Newbie. They always send me the new guys. Think of it as initiation. Welcome to the force!
Lot Lizard Loving!
I love Lot Lizard Sex! When I got to the truck stop the boys had already set up a mud wrestling ring so naturally I volunteered to wrestle this other obvious whore who was down there. I took my clothes off quickly and we both started in our bra and panties but eventually we were totally naked and not soon after that some of the guys watching decided they wanted to join in and start wrestling us with their cocks! Mud and dirt was flying everywhere I got double teamed by two of them and I was totally pinned down while these cocks were just ramming and fucking themselves deep into my mouth pussy and ass. I loved getting down and dirty like that and being forced into the ground with a cock up my snatch made me cum so hard and the guy just kept fucking pounding me with his bulging dick that I was getting scraped and bruised on my stomach but it was so worth it and I can’t wait for the next match.
Save A Tank-Ride A Soldier
Being in this country because my grandpa joined the American Military in the 1945 to gain citizenship for our family makes me very grateful to our veterans. On memorial day every year I show that gratitude like only a good slut can.
My day starts out by dressing exceptionally slutty and heading out to the local base.
While everyone else is preparing for a cook out I am preparing my hot, wet pussy and full luscious lips to be filled with the cock of our soldiers on duty.
The front gate is my first line of defense and giving the gate guards a blow job they won’t soon forget starts my day with a cunt cumming bang.
I love the way our men in uniform like to share and before long they are calling their buddies to the gate for some slut loving fun.
By noon every one of my holes are filled with the cum of military men and I have even licked several female pussies.
But my day isn’t done, not by a long shot.
Down the road there is a veterans nursing home slap full of horny vets just needing some attention.
It is time to spend the afternoon on my knees in front of them stuffing their eager cocks into my mouth and sucking them dry.
There are several that are still ambulatory that love taking me to their rooms and bending me over to stuff my pussy and ass with eager dick, unloading wads of cum into me.
I love doing my civil duty as a citizen and honoring our vets in a way only a true trashy whore can!
If I didn’t get to you I am sorry, but you can always call. I will be waiting for you.
Happy Memorial Day!
It’s Memorial Day weekend and that means all my naughty veterans and military men are out and ready for a dirty dirty phone call with the nastiest girl around! That’s me, of course. Don’t try to make me guess your little fantasy… I know what it is if you’re calling me. There’s no shame is our guilty pleasure…no shame in getting so incredibly filthy. I know you’ve been thinking about calling me all day…every time you went to the bathroom I was on your mind. As you pissed into that toilet you wished it was me who was receiving your golden shower. When you sat and shit earlier I know you were thinking of shitting all over these perfect titties…covering them with your waste. How dirty do you want to make me? What other nasty juices do you have for me? I’m certainly not afraid of getting filthy…dirty as I can even. Can I suck your cock till your cum is exploding all over me? Dripping down my face, onto my tits, mixing with all that shit and piss making the perfect naughty mixture. How do you like it when I look up at you, on my knees covered in all your juices – begging for even more? Maybe you have some friends that are into toilet play as much as you and I are? If not… I have as much as a desire to be a little cum dumpster as I do a personal toilet so I know you’ve got a few friends who would just love to see me covered in their hot sticky cum. The kind of cum that I suck right out of their cock until it explodes all over me, then moving to the next cock ready to be covered even more salty warm cum. Mmm… I love to get dirty no matter what kind of filth your into!
I am a naughty slut!
I am a naughty slut and I don’t care who knows. Actually, I really want you to know what I am. If you got it baby, I need it. I am a nasty whore who loves getting my brains fucked. I really can’t help my deep cravings for cock all day and all night. My body aches to have every hole of mine filled! I want sticky gooey cum in all of my holes and on every inch of my body, I want to take a bath in it. I want this pussy stretched out. Do you think you can satisfy my deep cravings for your shaft? I can’t stop thinking about when I get to suck you until you burst. I need every hole of mine filled, and you have a very busy job ahead of you. You can stick that delicious sausage of yours wherever you want. I will take it like the naughty nasty whore slut that I am!