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Coke on a Cock And Jack in a Twat

Live Phone SexEveryone hires a stripper for their bachelor party right? So what does a stripper do when she is getting married? Hire a stripper for her bachelorette party!

It was the best party ever! We were all drunk and high and if it weren’t for the video, I probably would not have believed it!

There were about five of us girls from work and we closed the strip club down early to have our friends party!

You should have seen the look on her face when the music started back up and out came three male strippers!

Being trashy strippers, we all know the real money is made after the clothes come off so we were already getting hot knowing what was coming!

It all started when this one guys cock was so long, one of the girls said it was hard enough to snort off of! So we did!

Next thing we know, one of the girls dumped an entire fifth of Jack in my cunt and I gave every one pussy shots as I dropped it in their open mouths one by one! Nothing sweetens up Jack like the sweet taste of stripper cream!Gangbang Whore

By the time I got to the last guy, there wasn’t much left so he tried to lick and suck every last drop of whiskey out of my snatch! His tongue felt so hot as he cleaned the inside of my fuck hole!

Then he started fucking me with another full bottle! The top was off and each time he thrust that bottle in, the whiskey filled my cunt, splashing and sloshing everywhere!

I was so high and so drunk and it felt so good getting pounded by that bottle! By the time I was about to explode, the bottle was more than half empty and the guy held it so my cum shot straight into the bottle, filling it back up again! We all took turns passing it around until it was gone again!

It was a night full of cock sucking, twat licking, and pussy shots!

Mmmm! Suddenly I have a craving for some Jack!

Gangbang Whore Turned Social Media Slut

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I am not really that good with technology. Everything that i ever need is either in front of me or from here to the bar. All i really need is cock. That is what i thought though. I was telling one of the girls in the white girl twerk team that i really wanted to become the official gangbang whore. She said that she was going to tweet that. I had no idea what she was even talking about. She told me that all she has to do is put some live phone sex tweets up and that all of the guys retweet and message her. She said it is the easiest way to set up all kinds of gangbangs. She helped me set one up with all of the white girl twerk team sluts. I was excited that i was going to be able to put all kinds of nasty tweets out there for our fans. We got lots of followers too. I have had a ton of offers for some white trash fucking. I can not wait to have a giant ass house party and get get trashed and fuck all of my tweeters, twitters, what the fuck ever lol. 

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Trailer Trash Whore Sex Toy Party

trailer trash whore soccer momA trailer trash whore sex toy party is just an excuse to get nasty and freaky, for me at least. Everyone knows that trailer park girls can make anything a sex toy. One of my neighbors threw a sex toy party, but she didn’t realize how wild my daughter and I can be, especially when we have been partying all day. We were fucked up on crystal meth when we arrived. I walked into her trailer and saw a slew of sex toys for him and her on her dining room table. There was a variety of fun things to fuck, but my horny little girl thinks like me.

gangbang whore sex toysWe looked all around for the real sex toys. The everyday household objects you can stick in your twat and ass. Why pay for sex toys when you can make your own? My daughter saw this electric guitar and she was on that thing like white on rice. Stripped off all her clothes, took the edge of the guitar and started riding it like it was a steel cock. Her moans were music to my ears. I saw the soccer ball and thought it was kind of funny that a mom fuck a soccer ball. I got on top of it, tilted forward and did my best to swallow that big ass ball with my cunt. Yeah, I was that fucked up that I thought I could fuck a soccer ball. Actually, my well fucked cunt is pretty stretched out from big dicks and birthing little ones, so I swallowed up a good portion of that round ball.

There were all these sleek, power operated sex toys to play with, but my daughter and I wanted to make our own sex toys. Soon we had all the women at that party finding something in the house to fuck themselves with. Look around, just about anything can be used to fuck your cunt or ass if you are willing to get freaky.

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Phone Sex Line Extra-Terrestrial Interception

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Sometimes I swear I get too black out drunk. I got so drunk the other night that not only did I black out but I swear I entered a black hole. I was met on the other side by two wild and horny aliens that said they had hear my phone sex line and wanted to get in on some of the white trash action. They chased me and knocked me to the ground of their, well wherever the fuck I was. For tiny little guys they sure were strong. They drug me across the ground and tied me to a pole. They were nice enough to let me snort a line of coke though. When they pulled out their cocks I was shocked. Their extra-terrestrial dicks were about as big as they were. One of them teased me while the other pulled over a dirty mattress.

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It was not that bad, of course being the neighborhood cum waste deposit center I was more than used to my share of gross fuck places. When they were good and ready those little live phone sex loving ass holes held me down and gangbanged the shot out of me. They made sure to stuff every hole of mine, I actually started to like it too. When one of the little cock slingers mounted me and put his dick between my tits he titty fucked the shit out of my cocked out self. They coated me in jizz and left me tied up. The next morning I woke up seriously confused. I thought the whole thing had been some tequila induced dream, which would not be the first. That was until I got up to take a shower and had some sort of green slime in my hair. Makes ya wonder huh!?!

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Gangbang Whore Cindy Shows LGBT Pride!

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Happy LGBT Month! I think it should be celebrated to feel open and comfortable with your sexuality all year long. White girl twerk team loves to get freaky and do all kinds of things. I mean we will get shit faced drunk and start a giant cunt licking orgy. Takes no time till we have twice as many guys double stuffin’ us and making a big happy sexual family. Chicks with dicks doin’ chicks, guys with dicks doin’ chicks. Don’t matter to a single one of us as long as everyone is happy and fuckin.

live phone sex I was at a party where a guy said he was ready to see if he could suck dick as good as me. Fucker really did too, and that is saying a lot. He came out the closet a week later, but we already knew. He just had to become comfortable with himself. Ain’t nothing wrong with bein’ a member of the fudge factory? I love me chick all day any day. I specialize in grubbing pink tacos, and that ain’t nothing to be hatin’ on, know what I am sayin? So do you all my LGBT friends and let’s get drunk together!

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Live Phone Sex, Anal Challenge

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I have no idea why I am such a crazy ass live phone sex bitch. I mean, there is one big explanation and it is probably the fact that I have a drinking problem. I cannot help that I am such a dumb blonde, I start hitting the bottle and then I am easily persuaded to do whatever the fuck anyone wants. That included everyone’s favorite game of “what can Cindy put in her ass.” Today it was going to be more of a how many. Guys lined up around me and I started to suck all of their cocks getting them nice and hard. It was going to be a tight squeeze but I thought I could at least fit 3 or 4 hard dicks in there at the same time. The guys all called out no homo as I stuck my ass into the air. They all turned out from facing ma and squatted one at a time shoving their meat sticks into my shit hole. Hose fuckers rammed 5 into me. When they were done they all filled me with their cum. Funny thing is my ass hole was so stretched that I shit out a cum covered log onto the floor.

Phone Sex Line Drunkin Street Walker

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My boys are really starting to get to know me too well. Pump me full of enough alcohol and I will do just about anything that you suggest out of me. You may think that I am lying but I am telling the truth, scouts honor. I was drinking a bunch of tequila at a party and started to strip onto the counters. The guys were throwing dollar bills at me and I was shoving them into anything that I could. Including my cunt. That is when Eddie suggested I started making some real money. That meant that I needed to take my phone sex line ass to the corner and start to have some live phone sex with some Johns. That is what I did too. My drunk ass worked my way down to the corner where I waited for John after John sucking cocks for 15$. The guys thought it was a really great deal for them too. They thought they would act like my pimps for the night taking all the profits. Ass holes should know by now that I am the one who wants all the money.

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Fuck Walmart

Live Phone SexFuck Walmart. I hate coming here! The lines are always to damn long! My beer is gonna be warm before I even get to the check out!

To hell with this. I am cracking one open now.

Great! Now a manager comes over and starts complaining. “You can’t drink on Walmart property ma’am”….Blah blah blah.

“Then open up another register dick head! I should be half way home by now and half way through this 12 pack. So it’s your fault I am still here!”

Great call the police. Whatever. Make sure you tell Sergeant Thompson, Freida said hey!

I was through my third beer by the time the cops got there. It was a new guy. Great fresh meat! Let’s break him in right!

You politely ask me if I had paid for the beer which, duh, no, I have not, I had been waiting to do that for twenty minutes!

“Well ma’am, you can not drink in this store and you need to pay for it and then leave. Are you driving?”

Great all the damn police brutality going on and I get a wimpy guy!

I reached in my jeans, pulled out a twenty and threw it at the cashier as I walked out with what was left of my beer.

You followed me to my car talking about how you can’t let me drive. Just try and stop me!

I reached to open my car door and that’s when you slammed me up against the car!

Now we are getting somewhere!

“Sergeant Thompson said you liked to get fucked! He thinks you pull shit like this just so you can get laid!”

With my hands in cuffs and my head pressed against the roof of the car, you unzipped your pants and slammed that fucking cock in my cunt!Phone Sex Line

“Is this what you want? You little whore!”

Yes, that is exactly what I needed!

Customers were watching you fuck me in the parking lot but I didn’t care!

You felt so good as your fuck stick forces its way in and out! You were going so fast and fucking me so hard! I couldn’t take it! I was about to cum! I started to scream and you covered my mouth! Of fuck! Just then you shot that jizz so deep inside me that I could almost taste it! That last thrust sent me over the edge! I pushed back against your cock before you had a chance to pull out and just let go! I exploded all over you!

You had my cum dripping off the end of your cock and splattered all over your uniform!

Now you were mad! You couldn’t go back to precinct covered in my sweet milk, smelling like me! They all knew where you had been! They would know what you did!

I could see the anger and panic on your face and I laughed. “Relax Newbie. They always send me the new guys. Think of it as initiation. Welcome to the force!

Anal Sex Whore Sipping Hennessey

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     I was a guzzling liquored up slut that liked having Hennessy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. If you saw me at the store nine times out of ten my pimp was getting me liquored up for the night! There was another reason I liked liquor so much, it kind of reminded me of the your cock.  That massive stick was addictive as shit!  I was shaking right now because I needed a drink and a good ass fucking.

     How about you  jerk off that big red muscled cock on this black ass? That could be fun. You could take your middle and third finger driving it up my little asshole. Sliding it in and out getting it nice and wet. You could then pull out your fingers licking them and push them back in again. The dirty little nigger whore I am will tell you to fuck me with your cock! But, being the mean son of a bitch you are you will make me suffer a bit. You will take the head of that Hennessey bottle, use it to probe  at my little asshole circling it round and round.  Turing the bottle up you could spread my ass cheeks further and let the liquor run into my asshole.

        At first it seems to be really cold but then it starts to burn. You take the bottle away bend down and stick your tongue deep in my ass. My legs start shivering because it feels so damn good. Smacking my ass you stand up again and probe  me with your cock. That red veiny muscle enters me causing me to jerk back but you push my head forward. “ I want you to ram it hard in my ass.”  I say. As if on cue ,you push it inside ramming it so far up I scream! “Filthy crack whore!” You mumble. Every pound my head hits the wall but I don’t care. “Fuck me hard!” I scream, “Fuck this trashy slut” You oblige by pounding me raw. It feels like my ass is  swallowing all of your cock! I feel  your cock swell and get bigger about to cum. My head will hit the wall from each pound you give me. As you cum in my asshole you push me one last time knocking me unconscious. When I come around there is 20 on the table, another bottle of Hennessy, cum all over my ass and your number for the next time you would like to party.

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Phone sex lines were buzzing with the shit I did last night with you but, I am so strung out I don’t remember shit !  I think I remember the Jack Daniel’s and the cum dripping out of my ass. I may even remember you shoving your cock down my throat at about 2 in the morning. But how the hell or when did this get stuffed in my cunny? I think I remember you tossing beer caps at my ass and tits and telling me I was the best fucking cum slut you had ever had! But tell ,me  tell me ,how the hell did I get this shit stuffed in my cunny. I think the meth I was smoking was finally getting to me! I saw you sitting on the side of the bed lighting the cigarette to place on my tits and around my asshole and maybe I told you to do that. I think I remember telling you how much I would love to straddle and suck your fucking cock while you pushed that needle in my veins!

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    But ,I don’t remember puking on your cock sucker or you slamming  me down to the ground so, I figure we would have to do it over again for the parts that are cloudy. There is nothing like another party to start it off right is there? Hell I can’t remember shit and the trip will be worth it again! I am that filthy little dirty tramp slut that fucked you last night and each time you give me more smack I get a little higher. But do you think when you fuck me this time Daddy that you can give me a little more of what I need! I am so high I need more cock right now! Shove it down my throat Daddy I need you too! I am what you call driven to drink more and smoke more for cock. I don’t know why that is or why the hell I like bottles shoved up my ass! But your cock looks so damn good so let’s go! Maybe I can convince you to do live phone sex show and record it so I can remember the shit!

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