Category: Drunk phone sex

Dirty phone sex with Ellen

Dirty phone sex

I got caught selling my pussy and the fucking judge sent me to rehab and AA. There aint no mother fucking way I am about to get clean! That shit is the fucking worst. Itching all over and my pussy throbbing so fucking bad! No! Id rather have my cunt throbbing from being pounding by big nasty uncovered cocks! Well my first night in rehab was short lived! I got kicked out and the head manager got fired! I told him I would do anything to get high. He laughed and said “That’s the problem Ellen. You should not use your body to get things.” I started stripping my clothes off and everyone in the circle was hooting for me to get naked! I got down to only my boots! I started playing with my little bald druggie pussy and asked James if he still thought I shouldn’t use my body to get what I want. I got on top of him and pulled his hard cock out of his sweat pants! I was just about to cum on his hard cock when some of the other counselors walked in on us fucking in-front of everyone!

Cum Dumpster Cougar

cum dumpsterI was a cum dumpster Super Bowl Sunday. My son had a bunch of friends over to watch the game. I could care less about sports, but I do enjoy entertaining the boys who watch sports. I have this game I play called pussy or pigskin? I like to see if I can distract football watchers with my cougar cunt. Guess what? Hands down, my pussy always wins. Those boys didn’t stand a chance when I started fucking a beer bottle. I was high and drunk and looking for fun. When you have a living room full of teen boys, you have fun. Those nice boys offered me their cocks. I mean wasn’t that so nice of them? They didn’t want my old cougar cunt to feel neglected by football. I didn’t want them to miss the game either, so we compromised. They bent me over the coffee table so they could fuck me while watching TV.  I liked seeing some of those tight ends while young boys were stretching my tight end. I had more than a cum filled cunt by half time. I had a cum filled asshole too. My daughter joined the fun at the right time. While the boys’ cocks got hard again watching Lady Gaga shake her hot ass, my daughter licked cum out of my holes for the second half of the game. This time she shared some cock with her old mamma. My daughter gets her love for cock, coke and cum from me. I got it from my whore momma. Being whores runs in this family. The best thing about my daughter being there for the second half of the game was that while the boys recuperated, we could play. I fucked her tight holes with beer bottles and my tongue.  We just now coming off our cum, coke and cock filled Super Bowl. I need a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Gangbang Bar Whore

Gangbang whore CarrieI was drunk as fuck at the bar last night and stayed until past closing time with a few other regular customers, four men plus the bartender to be exact! Just my horny self and 5 throbbing cocks all alone in one little bar! Next thing I knew, two of the men were behind me, taking off my shirt, unbuttoning my pants and rubbing all over my titties! The other three came over and lifted me so that I was laying on top of the bar on my back. All five of them had their hands all over me, touching me everywhere! It went from zero to one hundred super quick! I didn’t even know from which person the hands were touching me, it was all happening so fast! There were huge cocks in all of my holes and both my hands! Mouth, asshole, pussy…all were filled! I was going crazy! It was a gangbang fuck fest! We were going at it so hard that drinking glasses were falling off the bar and breaking on the ground! I was getting stretched the fuck out! They all busted huge loads of cum both inside of me and all over my body from head to toe, I was drenched! It’s so fun being a slutty cum dumpster gangbang whore!

Kinky Druggy Phone Sex

Druggy Phone Sex CarrieI love smoking dope, especially right before my sexual antics! It enhances how good everything feels and I get even wilder and crazier than I normally am! I had a photo shoot yesterday with a photographer that I haven’t worked with before, he wanted to capture me in some sexy lingerie while I got high! Of course I was all for it, so fucking sexy! Usually I have to hide my dope from photographers but this one wanted me to smoke as much as possible while he shot me at every naughty angle! He brought a box full of sex toys and I bought a box full of dope, together we made magic! I love seeing how many dildos I can fit into my cunt while i’m high, usually the pain of it is diminished so it enables me to shove in as many as I want! During this shoot, I fit six monster cocks inside of me, it was so fucking hott! My pussy was squirting cum everywhere! Literally my cunt went numb from being so high, it felt incredible! I’m so fucking sore right now, ripped open and bleeding, it hurts so good!

Druggy phone sex with Ellen

Druggy phone sex

Even with a black eye I still look good don’t I! Last night was fucking crazy! I was at this bar tryin to get some free drinks and maybe suck a dick or 5 for some dope. I walked up to this dude who looked paranoid and high as fuck. I walked up to him and asked if he liked to party. His half grin made my pussy ache. “Baby, Little girls can’t handle what I got.” I smiled and put my hand on his hard cock. He pulled me to the back of the bar. Ripped my shirt off and started sucking and biting my nipples. He was getting rough but I wanted his dope. I started feeling around in his pockets as he bit my nipple hard. I pushed his head off me and he slammed me into the brick wall, I felt the blood rushing down my face as he ripped my fishnets open. I tried to tell him to take it easy but that pissed him off even more. He started choking me as he slammed my face into the brick wall! He blew his load inside of my dirty cunt and threw a tiny sack on my naked body. I grabbed it and ran to my car. I needed to get fucked up. My body was itching and burning for the dope. The fucking sac was empty! I still need some fuck dope, My face is all fucked up but that means I can go to the brutal guys who like to torture my holes! They always have good dope!

Trashy MILF Beverly is a Drunk Girl Fucking When Drinking Booze

trashy MILFTrashy Milf Beverly is my nickname in certain circles, so I have no idea why my one friend invited me to her daughter’s swank wedding at the country club. I’m a trailer park whore; I am not some sophisticated rich bitch. Her and I were high school BFFs. Both from the wrong side of the tracks. At some point, she married well and erased her white trash past. I know her secret, but would never rat her out. I don’t care what anyone does as long as they don’t judge me. My daughter helped me clean up. You can’t really polish a turd as my mom use to say, but I did look pretty swank for a trailer trash whore. The wedding was nice. I went solo as I had no dates who wouldn’t bust me out for being nothing but a whore.  The reception was boring. Some big band type of music. Everyone was so stiff and stoic. Almost no one was drinking. I made friends with the bartender quickly. It was an open bar so why no one was boozing it up was beyond me. I guess I boozed it up too much. I went from classy broad to drunk girl fucking pretty quickly. My offspring would be so proud of me. My BFF not so much. I wasn’t really paying attention to what the young stud I started blowing was wearing. If I had been more attentive, I would have realized I was blowing  the ring bearer. I was so fucked up I kind of thought he was just a midget. Nope. The youngest dude at the reception and my lips ended up on his hairless cock and balls. His mother wanted to call the cops on me, until the lad spoke up to his mother. I guess I was his new best friend and he was the heir to the family fortune. I blew a little Richie Rich! Guess mommy doesn’t want to be cut off, so I can blow Richie Rich whenever I want.  Maybe I need to go to more rich folks’ parties after all.

Gangbang Party

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I went to a party last night with one of my guy friends that I fuck all the time. We got super drunk and he introduced me to his 7 other guy friends that were also there at the party. The more I drank the more I wanted to fuck all of them!! I was so fucking horny and I wanted all of them in all of my holes at the same time!!! We all went to a cheap motel across the street so we could have a sexy ass gangbang! There were 8 guys total which is a good amount but I wish there were more! Every one of my holes was filled with cum and thick cock and I couldn’t have been happier!

Lets Get Fucked Up!

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Let’s get fucked up! I am ready to party and get ruined. My holes and my liver. My nose and my mind. My lungs and my soul… all types of fucked up tonight!  I need to numb my mind and I need cock to numb my holes. Enough fucking, fisting, and nasty juices and I’ll be set. I need to get high first, I love when a line or 12 are done off my asshole I love doing coke off some guys cock! I get so wet, ready and excited to have as many cocks that will fit stuffed inside of me. I am going crazy right now thinking about it. I need to feel myself ripping, and my limits being pushed. The more fucked up I am, the more I am going to do! You’ll see how to party, how to get wild and fucking kinky with me. I never say no to any juices, gangbangs or drugs. I’m the ultimate party girl I just need a guy that enjoys the same shit as me!

I’m Fucked Up

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Might be kinda hard for me to post this blog today… I AM STILL FUCKED UP! Last night was super dope for me, I am still high and drunk and I don’t give a fuckkk what anyone thinks about that. My job is awesome because I am come to work fucked up as I want…Most guys are into it anyway. They like a girl like me that they know will suck their cock off for less than a 8-ball. Shit, I’d do it for free! I get off on being a whore, and once I’ve had a line or two… or even popped some molly I am horny and ready to do anything and everything. As long as I stay fucked up you can get me to do anything! I play with k9 cock, beg for gangbangs and get nice and nasty with shit puke and piss. I am always taking things to the extreme when I am fucking high and drunk!

Big Dick Sucker

big dick suckerI taught my daughter to be a big dick sucker, just like my mother taught me. Cock sucking skills are more important than math skills for women. We can get away with murder if we can give great head. Hell, most men will tell you even bad head is better than no head and so many men in this world are getting zero head. Seems like women get married and the first skill they forget is how to give a great blow job.  Our cock sucking skills got us out of orange jump suits this week. I was speeding. We were jamming in the car with the sunroof down to some Lynyrd Skynyrd oblivious to the word. The speeding wasn’t the problem, neither was the open beer bottles we were sipping on. The real issue would have been the couple kilos of cocaine and the pound of weed in the trunk. Girls got to get through the holidays, right?

trailer trash whoreWhen I saw the sirens, I looked at my daughter and explained we could either pull a Thelma and Louise, or we could suck and fuck our way out of this trouble. We went with the latter. We tugged our dresses down to reveal some ample cleavage, pulled them up to show some sexy leg and applied pink lip gloss. The cop had an instant boner, so I knew we were safe. With one hand I gave him my license, with the other I unzipped his pants. That cop was packing more heat in his pants than in his holster. I started blowing him, he started moaning. My daughter got him in the passenger side so he could sit down so this trailer trash whore could come around to blow him off the highway. My daughter joined in. I know he saw the beer bottles and smelled the weed, but  he never searched the car, nor did he give me a ticket. He just shot a big load in my mouth, ordered me to snowball his load with my daughter and let us off with a warning. If you can suck a big dick, you can get away with anything.