Category: Drunk phone sex

Bet Good

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As I saddled up to the bar I was not only very tipsy, I was very happy as well.
This would be the last drink and the last bet for the night.
Just I had done before I placed my empty glass on the bar along with a five dollar bill. It would be the same bet but with a different guy.
I smiled sweetly and said:
“Care to make a little wager?”
“Sure darlin”
“OK I bet you that I have a little rhyme that you can’t top. The bet is my five here and a drink.”
He laughed. “Bet good”
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He almost fell off the bar stool laughing. Handed me my five dollars and bought my drink. I downed the drink and tucked the five in my bra, making a cool hundred it was time to go home.
I walked out the door and started down the street feeling very pleased with my self. And then I saw him leaning up against a pole. By the looks of him he had money and I am greedy.
I walked up to him and decided to go double or nothing. Never dreaming it would be nothing.
“Hey care for a friendly wager?”
I could tell by the way he said yes that he was way drunker then I was.
“I bet you a hundred bucks that I have a rhyme that you can’t top.”
He chuckled a little and took my bet.
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He was quiet for some time when I asked him to fork over my money. I should have known by that smile I was going down.
“Not so fast Sugar. Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can piss in yours, but you can’t piss in mine.”
Handing him my hundred I realized that I need to learn when to stop while I am ahead.

Gangbang Whore Party

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I live in the backwoods Alabama area so all this stuff about Martin Luther King Jr. Day isn’t a huge deal for us. But what is a big deal is Robert E. Lee’s birthday. We all have southern pride here and it shows. One of my stripper friends is hosting a naughty Lee party. Usually the guys bring lots of guns and confederate flags. The girls aren’t allowed to wear anything. It really is a free for all, especially for the guys. The guys grope and touch whatever they want. There is always so much jungle juice so the girls get plastered.

I got so drunk last time that I woke up with thirteen naked bodies around me. Turns out all the girls got super slutty and everyone had a giant orgy. I woke up really sore but one of the guys had taken photos of us all being so drunk and slutty. All the country guys knew how to have fun. “Gangbang Whore” was scribbled on my lower back so I knew my asshole was used nicely just like my cunt. I’m such a naughty fucking whore and I can’t wait for this year’s party. I can only imagine how these country guys are going to use me.

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I am a Anal cum dumpster and I love being your trashy bitch. I know you see me on the street selling my cunt. You never stop to buy my pussy. Today has been a hard day for you, let me take the pain away for you. Let me take your stress away. Pull me into your car and pull that cock out. I want to do a line off your dick. I want to be fucked up and I know you want to be fucked up too. Pull over behind the store where no one can see us. Lets go behind the dumpster and let me fuck you real good baby. I want you to take out all of your anger on my holes.

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Treat me like the whore I am, you paid for these holes you can do what you fucking want to me. Make me your cock whore. Force your cock into my tight ass hole and fuck me hard. I want your cum in my asshole. I want you to fuck me so hard that you get addicted to my ass. You paid for this asshole you can do what you want to it. When you pay for me I will get you so fucked up that you will want to keep fucking for hours. Buying a dirty whore like me means your wife and your brats will never know you fucked me. I will keep my mouth shut because I want your cum and you money. I need your thick cock like I need my drugs. I am addicted to drugs and drinking. I am addicted to cock and I need it every day to get by. I will always be your trashy cum filled whore. I need your cock inside of each of my holes.

 

Fornication with a Gangbang Whore

A filthy trailer trash whore always craving a good gangbang. Fornication with a gangbang whore like me will have you draining your balls just like the gang of BBC I had the other night.

I was out working my favorite strip club when I managed to get myself in the middle of twenty big black cock wielding niggers. These fuckers had my cunt stretching, my anus gaping and my mouth sucking and begging for more.

The truth is this trailer trash stripper whore is addicted to fornicating with BBC. I haven’t had a more fulfilling sexual experience than when I am being passed around and fucked to a cum dripping stretched out fuck whore of a shell.

Your welcome to fuck me after I take all that big nigger cum. You like that sloppy fucked pussy right?

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Dirty phone sex with Ellen

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Do you like dirty cum filled whores like me?  Did you know you kind find so many more of us on our tumblr page? I am a drugged out, pimped out trailer trash wore who will never stop. I love being a cum dumpster for men. I love being covered in piss and scat.  I want you to fuck me up. All I need from you is money for more drugs. I sell my body to random men. My cut is always full of cum by all the men I have fucked during the day. I know you want to slide your cocktail deep into my sticky wet and used pussy. Fuck me so hard that I squirting om your thick hard cock. Make me your dirty cum filled hooked for the night, I will treat you right! Make me your dirty cum filled coked out whore and I will make you cum so fucking hard! Call me tonight, I’m a cheap slut!

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Pissing phone sex

I am a druggy whore who sells her pussy for drugs. Every now and again I get pad to do some real nasty shit that I really fucking love to do. These sick fuckers who love the nose candy just like me. They also love laying down in the bathroom and having me piss all over them. These sick fucks know I am a dirty whore. They know I take dirty dick right on the street corner or behind dumpsters. They love being covered in diseased piss. They love fucking me as I piss on their dirty cocks. They pay me to cover them in piss and they turn around and they piss inside of me as they fuck me. They make me their piss covered whores. I fucking love it.

The Morning After

Live phone sexHoly shit batman!  What a night I had, I am feeling more than rough this morning.  I know better than to drink Rye Whiskey but there I was, pounding it down like water.  My will was as weak as a 99 year old man’s cock.  Just wasn’t there at all.  Buddy knows I cannot stay away from that shit, no matter how hard I try.  He brought me a bottle to work anyway.  Said he would only let me have a couple of shots, yeah right.  I think I did about ten shots, plus drank beer.  I should be dead!

After I got out the shower my cell phone was blowing up.  It was Buddy.  He wanted to know how much of last night I remembered.  Are you kidding me? I remember bringing the shot glass to my lips but that is about it.  I’m not even sure how the hell I got home!  Then he gave me a link and told me to check it out.  I clicked on the link and that motherfucker posted pics of me on some random site!

Now most broads would be pissed about that.  Me? Well, I was at first then I started to look at them, and man do I ever look smashed!  I started to laugh and told him that he could keep them up.  He told me that it was my idea for him to take naked pics of me, and it was also my idea for him to invite some of his buddies over so they could fuck me.  I do not remember that idea at all, I do however remember me taking my clothes off after he jogged my memory.  The fucking part though? Nope, do not remember that at all.  I think Buddy came up with that idea all by himself. 

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Drunk phone sex

I love to get drunk and fuck! My pussy becomes sloppy and wet when I am drunk off my ass. I get so fucking drunk that I can’t walk. That makes things hard for my job. So when I get shit faced I balance myself with some nose candy. Which makes me want to fuck even more! I love going to parties and getting shit faced drunk. I will fuck anyone! I will fuck anything. I love getting on the table and showing my wet bald pussy off.

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I rub my pussy in men’s faces, letting them get a taste of my sweet juicy cunt. If they want more, I stick a bottle up my pussy and fuck it. I get it all nice and wet and watch the, suck my juices off the bottle. It is so fucking hot for men to sit there and watch me fuck myself with a big bottle of liquor! I even make myself squirt on them. Its a good show and I get everything I fucking want. 

Fuck a Drunk

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So, is it forced when you’re a drunken slut in a bar asking to get fucked? I don’t know but I woke up with a raging hangover and a raw pussy. I wish I could remember last night. I was doing shots with a group of oil field hands and the last thing I remember was being thrown over someone’s shoulder and being carried outside. He took me into a filthy little travel trailer where there were at least 5 other men. They gave me more alcohol. I remember someone taking my clothes off. The men got naked too. I am such a slut when I drink. I probably offered one of them a blow job and suddenly everyone wanted one. They lined up, cocks in hand. One of them decided not to wait. He bounced my head off the floor and spread my ass cheeks. I felt pain as he violated my shit hole and came on my back. Things got out of hand. I was no longer a person, but a drunken cum dumpster, eager for their cum. I flopped down on my back, spread my pussy open wide and let them have at me. They didn’t even use protection as they used and re-used my wounded cunt. Their furry friend even got a taste.
They fulfilled their rape fantasies that night for sure because I can’t remember any names or what they did to me. I found a bottle of Jack on my front patio this morning with a note that said. “Let’s do it again.” Well, I guess I must’ve pleased someone because here I go again, heading out to get me some more abuse and some more cock. You wanna join us, baby? You can abuse me, fuck my ass, piss in my mouth, and make me beg for more. Just blame it on the whiskey when you call me a whore.

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Biker Gang Gangbang

Live Phone SexLast weekend was the bike rally in my home town.

That is my most favorite day of the year…hundreds of drunk horny men pawing at my body…man handling me…filling everyone of my holes with that creamy cum that I crave so much!

It is every girls dream come true!Gangbang Whore

So of course I dressed in my tightest jean skirt, black tank and leather jacket and a set of black boots that would have gone clear up to the sky if they hadn’t hit my warm wet pussy first!

I slammed a few shots and headed down to the bar. Everyone knows that to find a biker…follow the smell of beer!

It was like walking into a candy store!

It must have been my lucky day because there was a newbie there and he told me that he needed to bring a whore back to the gang as part of his initiation. I knew that the lucky bitch was going to get fucked inside out so I volunteered!

We hopped on the back of his back and I wrapped my legs around his waist.

I could feel the vibration of the Harley against my smooth shaved cunt and it made my clit start twitching!

There must have been seven or eight bikers there, waiting for a tight young kitty to be torn open with there thick hard cocks!Cum Dumpster

Well here I am boys! Cum and do your worst!

My cunt is already wet and ready to be filled with the yummy jizz of ten men!

And don’t forget my tight little ass! You haven’t truly been fucked until you blow cum farts out of a gapping shit hole!

I am not going to be happy until I am dripping from all three C’s (cum sucker, crap hole and cunt).

Fill ‘er up!