Category: Drunk phone sex

Unrestricted Sexline

sexlineWe can talk about anything on my sexline. I mean it when I say I am no taboos and no limits. Let me tell you what I did yesterday. I came home from an all night sex festival. I had been hired for a private party and it went into the wee hours of the morning. I was still horny, however. I saw the house keepers’ little angels playing in the yard. One of the benefits of having illegal help is you get access to their little ones whenever you want. We have several members of her family employed with us. They are all grateful for how well we treat them. I am not being facetious. They live in a 4-bedroom carriage house. Everyone is paid well above minimum wage. They have health benefits and get to take vacations with us and spend holidays with us too. Every now and again, I help myself to the help’s little ones. The maid has a big brood. They have been with us for years. We paid for the two oldest to go to college, and now the two youngest are just starting private school. Twins. An adorable boy and girl who love to play with this gringa. We played in the pool naked, before I took them upstairs to my bed to fuck. I sucked the boy’s hairless cock. I ate his sister’s hairless cunnie. I let the little stud muffin hump inside me. No swimmers yet, but he does the best he can with what he’s got. I still felt amazing. It was just the little taboo tryst I needed to be able to fall asleep. They curled up with me in my bed and we napped a few hours before I had to sign on to my phone sex line. If you treat people really well, you can do anything you want with their angels.

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The best dick I’ve ever had has been when I was drunk. That night I mixed my Vodka, My Tequila, and my brown all night I mean when I say fucked up I was. This guy and his friend walked up to me and they said I was looking good that night. I grabbed his dick and his friends dick to see what it was like. They both were perfect, you know not too big but not small either. I didn’t even stop and think I just unzipped the pants and dropped to my knees while sucking his cock and from there I began to play with his friend’s dick. I then bent over while lifting my dress up motioning for him to start fucking me from the back. As I’m being fucked from the back every pump forces his friends his cock deeper and deeper down my throat. Just as he begins to cum I suck it all down while continuing to suck. Then Turn around and start sucking his friend’s dick and while allowing him to fuck me from behind. Just as they were about to cum we were asked to go upstairs from the party. I agreed but not until I finished them off. Now I’m up in the room with no one to join me. Care to cum?

Live Phone Sex: Anything Can Happen

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Live phone sex means anything can happen. Last night, I was home alone. That almost never happens. I was partying and taking calls late. I had this one guy who just wanted some one to party with. I get it. I do not judge. I like talking to high men because their true self comes out. Same can be said for women. It is that coke or whatever your drug of choice may be lowers your resistance. You speak more freely. This guy was not home alone. He moved back home after the pandemic to help his folks out. We got to talking and he admitted he called me because I am a trashy milf who fucks her sons. He revealed his longings for his mommy’s pussy. Incest thoughts lurk in us all somewhere. I told him how I came to be the son fucker I am and gave him some tips on how to be a mother fucker. He added Fireball into his mix and that liquid confidence, made him bold. He was whispering. But I understood he was going into his sleeping mother’s room, naked with his cock out. The plan was just to jack off and look at her for a few. Maybe, steal a pair of dirty panties. His father takes Ambien at night and would sleep through a bombing he said. I was quiet, but I was speaking to him on an earpiece so no one could really hear me. He was so fucked up. He ended up cumming on his mother’s sleeping face. She woke up and I heard yelling from a woman. I think I heard something break too, LOL. We got disconnected. I was hoping to hear back from him, but I think his mother did not respond like he hoped. It was still hot for me to be along for the ride even if it ended abruptly. With druggy phone sex, anything can happen.

Drunk Girl Fucking Makes For Easy Sex

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When guys come into a party I’m at and see that there’s a drunk girl fucking anyone and everyone, they always get so excited. And I don’t turn anyone away. I figure if someone has a hard cock and needs a hole to put it in, who am I to deny them that? The good news is that I have three holes, so I can do more than one at a time. Time-saving is always good, plus it means that I really can have every cock at the party and the lines won’t be too long. I don’t want guys to have to wait to get inside me.

I don’t mind leaving a party with my pussy and asshole dripping cum down my legs. I think a lot of girls would be embarrassed, but not me. I like being known as a slut. If guys see that I’m a slut, then I am sure to get more dick. Sometimes I even get it on the street on the way home from parties. I have so many fun fucking stories to tell you, so if you want to hear about what a naughty girl I’ve been, just pick up the phone and call me.

Drunk Sex Porn with Frat Boys

drunk sex pornThis is what I look like after drunk sex porn. I look like a hot mess, emphasis on hot, LOL. I am more of a coke and weed girl than booze, but I was partying with college boys last night. Rich boys. Trust fund brats who pooled their resources to hire a hot milf for a closed party. The college is in session, but there are no parties. Isn’t that part of the college experience? A few frat houses have been shut down for violating social distancing orders from the dean. I get it. You got to keep folks safe. But college boys need to party and fuck too. I was the only female there. The doors were closed. No university folks would suspect a thing. And if some one saw me coming or going, well I was just checking on my son. Who would guess that a sexy albeit trashy milf was the entertainment at a frat party? I was doing shots with the boys. Lots of mixed shots too. Yager, Jack, Patron and some mixed body shots. I am a sloppy drunk, but that is what they wanted. I was on top of their bar dirty dancing. I encouraged them to pull out their cocks and spray me. Cum shots were coming from every direction. That was just the warmup. I blew cocks. I swallowed loads. I let frat boys run a train on me. I never puked though. I am a hot mess, emphasis on the hot when drinking. I came home smelling like a mix between a porn star and bartender. I reeked of cum and booze. That scent makes my brood horny. No time for a shower when my husband and our boys pounced on me. This dirty mommy is never too worn out or too fucked up to keep the party going.

Drunk Girl Fucking Is Easy

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One of the best things about a drunk girl fucking you is that you really do get to be in charge. If other girls are anything like me, they will just be way too wasted to give you any input into what you’re doing. She will just have her legs spread for you, begging you to fuck her. You can fuck her in any hole and in any position and she’ll be totally cool with it. I mean, what more could you ask for, really? You’re in charge of her body and that’s the way you want it, right? Yeah, I thought so.

So just go ahead and fill up her drink over and over again. She’ll think you’re just being nice, but really you want to be able to take advantage of her. If you get her drunk enough, she will pass out and it won’t matter if she told you earlier in the evening that she wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last man on earth. Once she’s out cold, she won’t have any idea that she’s even been fucked. But if she does figure it out, she won’t know it was you. Call me with your drunk girl fantasies now and we’ll make them a reality!

Drunk Phone Sex: I Spill My Secrets

drunk phone sexI got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin.  Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin.  Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.

Big Dick Sucker and Proud

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I’m pretty well known on the lot lizard scene in my town for being a big dick sucker. Cocks that choke other whores slide right down my throat very easily. I guess it helps that I have been sucking cock for a really long time – probably even before I should have been. But I LOVE being a dirty whore and getting down on my knees to suck that trucker cock. I mean, they’ve been on the road for a while and need some relief. I’m very happy to be the one to provide it for them. Some truckers tell me they drive a little bit out of their way just to make sure they can get a blow job from me.

I love looking up and seeing a line of men waiting on me to suck them off. It turns me on so much and I always have to put my fingers in my cunt while I’m sucking those big cocks. Do you want to hear what it’s like for me on one of those nights? Do you want to hear about the way I would suck your fat cock and make you cum? Just call me and use me just like everyone else does. I love it.

Blonde Fucking Whore

blonde fuckingWhen you are a blonde fucking whore, every man loves you and every woman hates you. Truth.  I have a hard time staying away from nice cock, even when it is married to a friend. I love to fuck. And men love to fuck me. I was at my friend’s anniversary party. They have been married 25 years. I did not last 2 years as a wife. In my defense, I did not hit on my friend’s husband at their anniversary party. I just did not stop him when he hit on me. We were both drunk. He corned me in the bathroom, pulled out a cock I was not expecting, and I did what I do. I showed off my whore skills. I let him finger bang me. I sat on the edge of the sink with my legs spread and he shoved damn near every finger up my cunt. Felt pretty amazing too. I was squirting. He told me he always wanted to fuck me, but he thought I only did black guys. I laughed because my friend told us a bunch of lies to keep us apart. I mean a woman should not have to go through such lengths to keep her friend and her husband from fucking. But I am not most friends. I am a trailer trash whore who cannot say no to a big cock. My friend told me her husband for 25 years had a small cock and was a lousy lay. That is because she knows I am a size queen. I figured he was a good provider if she stayed with him this long. I know it was wrong to fuck him, especially on their 25th wedding anniversary but damn, his cock was huge, and he made me cum so hard. I rarely fuck men my age, but he was not like men my age. He has no dick issues and he is not out chasing pussy half his age either. When it came time to sing Happy Anniversary and help blow out a cake, I had my friend’s husband’s cum running down my leg. I may have a lost a friend, but I gained a big dicked lover.

Come Play With a Cum Dumpster!

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Do you want to hear about the time I was turned into a cum dumpster at the office holiday party? I hope so, because I’m in the mood to tell you all about it. See, I’d been fucking the boss for a while and I was getting kind of bored with just him. So I told him that if he wanted to keep fucking me, he would not cause a scene when I stood up in the middle of the party and offered my mouth, pussy, and asshole to anyone at the party who wanted a piece of me. He agreed and it made my pussy SO wet in anticipation.
So I bought new lingerie and I looked damn good in it. I excused myself from the party to go to the bathroom and when I came back, I was only wearing that lingerie, and my stockings and heels. Everyone just stopped what they were saying and doing and stared at me. That’s when I told them that they could come over and do anything and everything they wanted to do to me. And that’s why I laid down on the table and told them to come and get me. Call me for all of the nasty details. Let’s just say I went home covered and filled up with multiple loads of cum.