Category: Drunk phone sex

Pissing Sex with My Piss Queen Daughter

pissing sexI enjoy pissing sex with young girls sometimes. Just an extra level of dirty taboo fun to make life interesting, right? Last night was a different night for me. Only my oldest girl and I did not have dates. We were home alone while the rest of the family was making us money. My husband was chaperoning the other girls while they entertained a few clients. Even my boys had dates with some old cougars looking for some young cock to fuck. My daughter and I had a quiet evening alone. We took a bubble bath together and gave each other pedicures. I started drinking wine and doing lines. That combo brings out my freak side. My daughter was eating my sloppy wet pussy and I pissed in her mouth. It was the wine. I have had 6 brats, my pussy cannot cum without peeing a little. My daughter wanted more. I chugged some wine and pissed in her face. She is my golden showers girl. She will drink up my piss just like she will drink up daddy’s cum. She loves to play withy bodily fluids. My little nasty freak girl. We went into the bathroom to really get messy. My bedroom as a walk-in shower that is very spacious. She was on the tile and I was standing over her pissing all over her face. Her body glistened with my golden nectar. After an hour or so of piss play with my daughter, we showered again. We were not done playing though. We went to my bed where I sleep with her daddy, and I fucked her bald cunt with my strap-on. Daddy would be sad that he missed the show. It is not often I get quality time with any of my 6 fuck trophies. Sometimes women do not need men to have fun.

Let’s Get Drunk Phone Sex

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Back home on the lot, the boys I worked to pay for three things—gas, grass, and ass. It wasn’t just grass; they liked to get shit-faced drunk and have drunk phone sex with me. The stuff those good mid-western boys said when they were phone boning me was incredible. Some of them were rough and forceful when they talked to me. That wasn’t anything; I had my fat ass daddy shoving me down to take his buddy’s dick for real; Nick wasn’t going to break me. Some shy boys got nasty when they got wasted. It was the hottest fucking rush to hear those quiet boys talk mad dirty shit with me.

You can have drunk sex with me anytime, or any other kind of shit we can get our paws on; what do you think? There is a guy at the truck stop that’s been getting some new shit that I love. Let’s have a porn intox phone fuck soon. Don’t you want to get me all mind empty, holes full? I need to get spaced and spunked before I go to the lot later on for some cock cash. What drunk secrets do you have to spill?

A party train

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I can hardly wait for the weekend. I want to be the drunk girl fucking everyone. I want cocks galore. I like to get high and bounce on cock after cock. The feeling of being drunk is the best. I like to have sloppy sex. I want an orgy. I want orgasm after orgasm. Shots after shots. I want to be fucked by guys that I don’t even know.

I bend over and get a  cock rammed up my holes. I don’t even get a glimpse of who is in me. It is kind of a hot thing to do. Knowing you might be out in public one day and someone recognizes you as the fucked up girl at that one party that let everyone run a train on her, and she doesn’t even have any recollection of the situation. Wow, I’m so wet thinking about all the possibilities. I’m one cum loving cock fucking slut. I won’t ever be a girl who turns down a good time.

Creampie Slut Phone Fuck

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As a dirty creampie slut, I’m always thankful for my time down at the truck stop. I’m the most popular lot lizard there, so my pussy and asshole are always dripping cum. Sometimes on the way home, I have to stop and wipe the cum that’s dripping down my legs. But don’t you dare worry about it – I don’t waste it. I always lick that cum right off my fingers. Yummy in my tummy! Fuck, I love cum so much and I would do anything to get it. I mean, if you’ve been reading my blogs or calling me for any amount of time, you already know that to be true.

You should have seen the huge creampie I had the other day. My pussy was so full of multiple loads of cum that literally no more would have fit inside me. I think I got fucked around 11 times that day. My pussy was so sore, but luckily it had those creampies to soothe it. It was a pretty freaking wild day and I’d love to tell you everything the truckers did to me. My God, they really know to treat a dirty whore like me. I am so lucky to have those cocks anytime I want. Let me tell you all about them!

Dirty Phone Sex with a Family

dirty phone sexDo not go to a vanilla girl for dirty phone sex. When I say I have no taboos, I mean I have no taboos. Limits are for credit cards not your sex life. I picked this younger man up at a bar last night. He was in his 30s so still young to me but older than most of the men I fuck. We were doing lines of coke in the bar. He did some body shots off me too. We were fucked up. Luckily, the bar is just across the street from the trailer park we both live in. I did not know him. I wanted to know him though. I knew he was married, so I suggested he come back to my trailer. He assured me his wife would be passed out drunk on the couch and not even realize I was in the trailer. I had to admit to myself that it was a hot thought. I had never fucked a guy with his wife passed out in the same vicinity. He was not lying.  We stumbled into his trailer and there was his old lady out cold on the couch. Just to prove to me that she could sleep through a hurricane, he lifted her shirt and did a bump off her left tit. So, I did a bump on her right tit. I was riding his cock on the floor beneath where his wife laid passed out cold. I heard a noise. I looked at the wife first, but she was not moving. I looked over my shoulder and saw a young boy watching us with his hairless wiener out. He was tugging on it. My lover said to not pay him any attention because he likes to watch. Well, fuck. I told the boy to come over. No one needs to be on the sidelines for me. I started sucking his hairless nub while riding daddy’s dick. The wife was on the couch. It was a family fucking affair. I fucked her husband and sucked her son’s dick in front of her and she never moved. I went home with her son’s piss cum in my mouth and her husband’s jizz in my cunt. Damn, she missed all the fun.

Cock Whore Druggy Phone Sex

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There are two things I can’t get enough of. That’s cock and drugs. I’ve trained my cunt to appreciate the cock I get when I’m spun. I can take more fucking, and specifically rougher fucking when I’m partying. Do you like getting your cock off with a nasty, no limits fuck slut? I need a guy that knows how to use my junkie holes and how to make me whimper for cum and party favors. My pussy is even addicted to drug-fueled orgies. Do you have the shit I need? Do you have the stamina to keep up with this dirty druggie whore?

I’m in the mood for druggy phone sex, again, as fucking always. I fucking cum so hard when you’re aggressive and straight-up violent with my whore ass. Speaking of, I give up all of my holes much easier when you have some fun treats for this naughty trick. Fuel me, fuck me, use me, fill me, and then we’ll start right over again. You’ve never had a more filthy phone whore to get you off, I swear. Don’t just take my word for it, though. Come and call me up for non-stop nasty phone play now.

My ass is bleeding!

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I am still walking funny from the hardcore anal sex we had a few nights ago. After a few shots and a couple of lines I was game for anything. You grabbed me by the hair and forced my mouth onto your cock. You shoved it in and out for a few minutes until it was dripping wet and you then picked me up and slammed your cock into my ass with nothing but my own spit as lube. You held onto my hips so that I couldn’t get away as you slid that man meat in and out of my pucker. Pretty soon it was starting to hurt and I was screaming to try to get away. You were having none of that though and just continued plowing into me. Your cock was getting harder and started swelling more the closer you came to cumming in my asshole. I was doing my best to try to get loose but you didn’t care about anything but getting your nut off. Your fingers left bruises on my hips as you finally came in my ass. The cum was mixing with the shit and was starting to leak out. The mix causing the tearing I had on my rosebud to sting and bleed more. I passed out a short time later and woke up to a big mess, you were also out cold and covered in shit and cum. What a fucking night and I can’t wait to do it again!

Trashy Milf Year In Review

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I swear I must have gotten swiped into a god damned time warp guys, or maybe some drugged black hole. This trashy Milf has apparently been too busy getting strung out and fucked like a damned virgin tossed in a prison cell of sexual predators that hadn’t had pussy in years. Yeah, that is a good summary of the past month. I have been getting so mother fucking god damned high and taking every fucking cock I could fit in me. The majority of those cocks were, of course big massive black cocks that left me aching, not shitting right and gaped. I oozed with cum for the entire Month and dammit, this year was a craphouse so why shouldn’t my holes become as ridiculous! I’m loving your trashy minds guys and your need for someone like me. I am the Filth Queen of fetish topics and the filthier and more ridiculous the better. I am in love with being your nigger cock whore and fucking helping out with these crack whores I get stuck taking in. Always a fresh batch of tight holes to be destroyed before they destroy themselves. Being born on the junk is the gateway to a shit life so let’s celebrate that and all the fucking twats we saved from being a shit stain on society. We have enough of them so let me help you get off with the most deranged of fucking fetish kink that we will both be coming hard with. The ridiculous year needs a even more ridiculous way to go out. Take it out in filth, be my filth junky and don’t make me have to raise G.G. Allen from the grave to get the depravity I need.

Slutty Drunk Girl Fucking

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It’s time for another story about me being a drunk girl fucking anyone and everyone down at the truck stop. The guys are more generous with their dicks and their money during this time of year. I always get a nice big Christmas bonus from most of the guys and I just use it to buy more party materials, if you know what I mean. That always makes playtime with the truckers so much more fun. I’ll say yes to anything if I’m hopped up on my party meds and I think the guys know that, so they keep me supplied.

Last year around the holidays, I rented a hotel room for a weekend instead of fucking them all in their big rigs. I figured since it was Christmas, it should be special. I don’t know how many guys came in and fucked me, but I know I blacked out at one point and they just kept on fucking me. They knew I’d say yes anyway. Do you want to hear more about what I do remember about that nasty weekend? I’m here and ready to fill your stockings full of holiday cheer. You know the drill – all you have to do is call me.

Trashy MILF Loose in The Suburbs

trashy milfThis trashy milf crashed a holiday party last night. It was by accident. I was on the right side of the tracks because I was shopping. I drive an old beater car and it broke down. Fuck my life. My cell was dead too, so I could not call my son. I knocked on the first door I saw, and it was a party. A small one, but still a party. The boy that opened the door thought I was a guest and told me to come in and grab some wine. I am more of a beer drinker, but I do not turn down booze. He said everyone was out back. I was not interested in hanging out with a bunch of upper crust prudes. I wanted to party with the teen boy in front of me. I forgot all about my broke down car out front and asked him to show me his room. It was a typical boy room. Pictures of Ariana Grande and Camila Cabello on his wall. I thought he might think I was too old for him. I mean the law and his mama would think I was too old for him, but I was hoping he would see the fun in a much older woman. He was not picking up on my ques. I guess I am more use to trailer park boys. I took off my top and my boobs got his attention. I was in someone else’s house, molesting a teen boy I just met while his mother was out back. This was a huge risk, but worth it. I mean only a trailer trash whore would be this bold, right? He fondled my boobs as I stoked his cock. I took his virginity in his twin bed in his suburban bedroom with his mommy not far away. Of course, when I heard a woman calling his name up the stairs, I climbed out his bedroom window and hid in the bushes until I could get to my car. I had to walk home, but I think it was fate that I broke down where and when I did.