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Golden Showers Phone Sex: Piss Orgasms are Hot

golden showers phone sexI am a kinky milf. How kinky? I love golden showers phone sex. It is one of my nasty fetishes. Watersports are something the whole family can enjoy.  I married a much older man. He can’t fuck like he used to fuck me. His dick has issues, like many men over 65. He is not dead yet though. So, he can’t cum in his girls or his wife like he once did. He can piss on us and that is juts as hot. Last night, daddy was feeling horny. He had watched me fucking our boys for hours. Hardcore anal fucking too. These boys drilled me for hours, while he stroked his cock. He tried and tried to cum. He even took a Viagra and still couldn’t cum. I suggested to him that we have water sports sex. He could still be the alpha male of the family and mark us with his scent. He loved that idea. I love my husband and I want him to enjoy our family fucking fun. A piss orgasm is the next best thing. My daughters and I lined up from tallest to smallest and daddy pissed on us assembly line style. We were marked in daddy’s scent. We snowballed his piss just like we would his cum. Piss or cum, it all comes from the man we love, so we were happy to be dirty little piss whores for him.

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Men come to Jamie when they need their cocks sucked really good. They know I’m a very nasty crack whore that will do anything nasty or dirty. I got picked up by a group of frat guys that wanted to party. There was a keg there and a coffee table full of every pill and powder you could dream of. I did a keg stand and guzzled a bunch of beer from a funnel before popping a handful of pills into my mouth before getting the real party started. They wanted a really dirty girl to help them haze the new boys in the fraternity, and when I’m drunk or high I lose any inhibitions I might have and become a real cum dumpster. I sucked the new recruits big cocks one after the other. They took turns fucking my face and shooting their loads of cum down my throat. I sucked two at once and both of them exploded in my mouth at the same time. Every single one of them took a turn fucking my mouth and filling my throat with their cum before the night ended.

Sexy Phone Sex Sluts

phone sex slutsPhone sex sluts like me love to go hunting for younger men. There is this new club in town that just opened. It is a rich boy club. Fancy dance floors, top shelf booze, valet parking and high cover charge to keep out the riff raff like me. I never let those sorts of things stop me. I put on a slutty pink dress and high heels and crashed the opening. I have this trick. I look for a group of guys that look like they belong in the place I want to be in, and start chatting them up as they walk into the place. The bouncer just assumed I was with these men and I went right on into the club with them without paying a cover charge or showing an ID. This was a Latin metro-sexual dance club. Young wealthy single men, looking to dance, drink and hook up. I was the oldest one in the club besides some of the workers. I could have been any patron’s mother easily. That is why I was there. To be a trashy milf looking for a young stud. I went to the bar, ordered a fancy drink and had them put it on Tony’s tab. I wasn’t sure it would work, but it did. I took a guess that there were a few guys named Tony in the club. I sat down, sipped my drink and waited. I waited longer than usual, but not forever, before a guy approached me. He asked me if I had any blow. The next thing I knew, I was doing a line off his cock in the men’s bathroom and other men were waiting to fuck me. I got gang banged up against a dirty urinal in a swank new Latin club while Pitbull music was playing. That is why I went to the club. It paid off because I was the gangbang whore of the club restroom until they closed the place down.

Cum is my weakness

cum eating phone sex  Every time I meet a new man, I always go ahead and tell him how much I love cum inside of me and on me. My shift at the club was so late I took a guy home with me this morning. We talked all night between shaking my ass on the pole. He threw his money fast and fat. When he told me that he hadn’t cum in weeks I got so horny and wet. I knew I would have a huge load to take all in and all over me. I rode his cock and made him cum inside of me and then he kept fucking me after that. His cock was so fat and big he made me cum all over him. He then came in and all over me again. I loved it. I love documenting and looking back on how much I love cum to cover me.

Working My Ass Off

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I am not sure what the hell was in the air last night.  Every single guy who wanted a ‘date’ last night wanted to fuck me in the ass.  Dude, I am so god damned sore!  I thought for sure I was going to have a prolapse at some point.  I’m actually afraid to take a shit!  Although, when someone comes in your ass it acts like a dick enema.  You have to go almost right after they cum.  No lie.  I had to fucking squat in the damn alley more than a few times.  I like to keep myself clean looking, and clean tasting, but I almost couldn’t manage that last night.

This one guy told me that my ass wasn’t as tight feeling as it was the last time.  I told him to shut the fuck up and just finish.  I made him pay extra just for saying that.  He is fucking a whore for Christ sake.  What did he expect? Virgin ass? Yeah, no, good luck finding that out here. Another guy was so high on coke that it took forever for him to cum.  He would fuck me, pay me, leave, come back, fuck me, pay me, leave, come back … over and over again, until he finally came.  I told him it would be easier just to pay for a hotel room and have me stay with him until he could cum, but he said it was easier for him to do it this way.  He said the cops couldn’t catch him that way.  Made no sense, but hey what are you going to do.

Today I am sitting here with a sore asshole thinking I might not be able to go back out there.  I mean I could, but just make sure there is no anal, just pussy and mouth action.  Yeah, I think that is what I am going to do.  After all, vacation is right around the corner and I want to go someplace nice.

Getting Off

Cum guzzling slutI love my little red vibrating rocket. It is with me during every single one of my dirty no taboo phone sex calls. It fits so perfectly in my tight bald pussy and really goes deep. It has so many different settings. If you wanna fuck me hard and rough, it’ll go full blast pounding that pussy. If you want it slow, it will vibrate in random spurts. I love my red rocket almost as much as I love cock. I shove it in and out the entire call with one hand. By the time my customer cums, I’m shooting it out of my cunt covered in my slime as I squirt. It would be so fun to use my red rocket while you fuck me hard! Feeling it vibrate on my clit and your balls as your balls deep.

A Trashy MILF and Naughty School Girls

trashy milfI am a trashy milf inside. I can dress up respectable as you can see from this picture. I am still sexy. I won’t wear frumpy clothes, but I will dress down for school functions. My brood has been back to school for one day and someone already got in trouble. I was summoned to school to pick up my youngest daughter. They wouldn’t tell me what the offense was, so I assumed it was severe. My daughter got busted finger banging another school girl in the girl’s bathroom. I was like, “Really, that’s what you hauled my ass down here for?” I tried explaining that sexual curiosity is normal in girls their age. I didn’t see the issue. Both girls were in the principal’s office. The other mother couldn’t leave work but gave permission to me to take her daughter home. She would pick up her little Lolita after work. I filled out the paperwork and took the horny girls home. I lied to the principle when I said I would make sure the girls were punished and received counseling. Clearly, he had not been laid in ions. I showed those girls how to be teen sluts fucking. I played a naughty game of doctor with them. I was sure the mom of the other girl wouldn’t be as uptight as the principle was. I mean girls at that age, play sex games. Ask your wife, I bet she did too. When the other mother got off work, we all four played together pretty much saying fuck you to the principal. No young girl should have her sexual curiosity stifled. I made sure no one’s was stifled. Mommies ate their daughter’s pussies. Daughter’s ate their mommies’ pussies. Mommies ate mommies’ pussies and baby girls ate each other’s pussies while we finger banged each other. I will home school my girl if she can’t finger a classmate or two in the bathroom.

The Aftermath

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New Year’s Eve was lit!!!!! I made so much damn money using all my fuck holes! The adrenaline kept me awake.  There was the biggest crowd at my job. I have never seen it like that.  I had some “business” cards made to pass out the customers so that if they wanted something beyond a lap dance they could contact me after I was done at the club.  My cell phone was blowing up!  

I had so many guys who wanted to fuck that I had to rent a hotel room and just give them times to show up.  I had to take yesterday off because I was so damn sore.  No lie, I spent most of the day yesterday drinking tea because I sucked so much cock that I couldn’t speak.  My jaw is still sore, it hurts to even eat.  My ass and pussy are still super tender and I was sitting on frozen veggies for hours yesterday, and even today off and on.

I am not sure how much cum I swallowed either.  It just kept coming.  One guy started to look like one another.  It was just a blur of cock.  I think word must have gotten around because when I looked back at how many guys I gave the room number to on my cell, way more than that amount showed up.  Maybe I can make this another little money making avenue.   

I will have to go tomorrow morning and deposit all this cash, there is a shit ton of it.  I am so happy!  I hope you got to fuck someone on New Years, and if not, you can always give me a call. 

Dirty Phone Sex Cum Whore

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind to have with me. I am not your wife. In fact, I bet you I am the nastiest whore you will ever meet. I am coming off a four-day bender. Booze, coke, cock and cum. My favorite things. I had so much cum in me, there was no way my daughter could lick it all out of me. I could barely move yesterday. I was weighted down in jizz. Man jizz was all over my body as well as inside me too. After my daughter passed out, I had to do something to save all that man seed that was still on and in me. I started flicking the cum on my body off into a pitcher. I fucking filled two pitchers of cum from what was on my body alone. Talk about a cum dumpster. There was still a lot inside me, so I squatted over the pitcher and pushed out the cum just like I did my brats 20 some years ago. I love to eat cum. Now, if there is a rare day I can’t get any, I have a ton of frozen cum in the freezer. I made cum cubes. I poured the cum into over 30 ice trays with tooth picks. I eat more cum in a day than a porn star does in a year. I am such a dirty cum whore.

I would do anything for the money

crack whore analI needed a fix and I needed it bad so I did what I had to do, I set up a gangbang and offered up this ass to any man that would pay me for it! I had a line going out the door but I didn’t care, the money was flowing and they were bringing me lots of party favors too so I was high as fuck and ready to go all night long. Man after man came to fuck me, I had all my fuck holes filled with cum, my ass was gaped wide open and I felt lie the biggest whore in the world. I didn’t care tho, I was making tons of money and getting high as fuck and that was all that mattered to me. By the end of the night I could barely move and I was covered head to toe in a hot sticky layer of cum, I never felt so nasty before but who cares? I’ll be a whore forever!