I am such a trashy MILF. How trashy am I? I waited for my munchkins to come home from school yesterday with a speculum cranked wide in my cunt. While they were at school, mommy was a dirty whore. I let a bunch of men gang bang my ass and pussy leaving me drenched. It felt like I had a bucket of cum up my cunt, so I decided to make the brats pussy pops. Have you ever had one? There are several ways to make them, but my favorite is to take lollipops and place them in my cum filled cunt for a half hour or so. The longer a lolly is up a cum filled snatch, the more cum is absorbed, which makes it tastier. My brats love special treats after school and nothing is more special than a mommy pussy pop. I had a dozen lollipops of different flavors. I made two for each brat. When they came home from school and saw me with a lolly in my puss, they started dancing up and down in excitement. They knew what was going on. I plopped the last one out of my cunt and gave it to my youngest one to lick while her siblings lined up for their pussy pops. Pussy pops are a great way to train the wee ones on your cum. They are also a great way to clean up a cum soaked twat.
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No taboo phone sex Tell a lie Day
So today is the day were it is tell a lie day. Usually I do not lie because I could give no shits about anything, but just for today and for fucksakes I shall make up some lies. Part of being a dumb whore like myself and relying on blow to get me through the day, amongst other vices- I must say dick makes my world go round and round a hell of a lot easier. Personally my standards are not overly high, if you can stick it in then hey we are pretty much accomplishing our goal.
So today at my other job, we hired like four busboys and they are so geeky it’s rather cute. I am going to tell them a lie and say I am a virgin and I know once I say that they are going to want to stick their dicks in me so bad. I will let them too. I am going to have an orgy with these guys and after they get done cleaning the dishes and lubing up my holes, I will go ahead and break the news to them that I lied. I can not wait, this will be so much fun. They are going to go crazy over my lied about virgin holes!
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Who knew there was a peanut butter jelly day? In honor of such an auspicious occasion I have invited all my little up and coming teen sluts for a peanut butter and jelly lunch. Of course I don’t do anything without a kinky, naughty, nasty twist and this lunch is no different. With all my little hookers naked and waiting we begin by covering each other in a variety of flavors of jelly and both crunchy and smooth peanut butter. The dirty old men are lined up to lick my whores clean making their dicks nice and hard. I am in the kitchen observing and preparing grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches using a little cum from each dick as the butter on the out side of the bread for a nice tasting sandwich. Each girl getting the sandwich with the cum she helped produce for lunch. Who knew that we could have so much fucking fun with good old fashioned PB&J? Are you hungry yet?
Trashy MILF Likes Her Daughter’s Cum Filled Cunt
As a trashy MILF, I like to inspect my daughters’ cunts when they come home from school. Young girls rarely tell their mothers anything. I am not the typical mom. I want my girls fucking. They don’t need to do well in school. They just need to marry well like I did. I never even graduated high school. I just lucked out by marrying a wealthy old pervert who liked young girls. The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree. When my middle girl came home from school the other day, she reeked of sex. I know that smell. I love that smell. Yet, she tried to tell me she was a good girl. I didn’t raise her to be a “good” girl. I am raising all my girls to be whores. Dirty little whores. I made her get naked. The only way I was going to know if she had fucked at school was by seeing if she had a cum filled cunt. I stripped her naked, spread her legs and licked her pussy. Her pussy tasted of cum. Man seed oozed from her fuck hole. She sang a different tune after I scooped out some jizz from her tiny bald cunnie. She fucked one of her teachers to avoid detention. I cleaned her up. Gave her pussy a tongue bath and told her to keep up the good work.
This Big Dick Sucker Needs a Cum Filled Cunt Every Morning
A big dick sucker like me is always on the prowl for some cock to chug. Most folks start their morning off with coffee, but all I need to get my day going is the cream. I sat on my couch naked this morning eye balling all the various men that walked by until I found one that looked like he had a huge cock. This guy was walking his dog around 6 am. He had on those flimsy gym shorts men wore in the 80s. No jock strap. Nothing really holding his package. That was until I invited him in. I was happy to hold his package with my mouth. Everyone in my trailer park knows I am a dirty old broad with a cum filled cunt. Everyone seems happy to make a deposit too. As I was sucking my neighbor’s balls, I was fingering my twat. I could feel all that cum in me from last night still. His balls smelled like day old pussy so I knew he got some action last night too. I love the taste of another broad’s pussy on a guy’s dick. My form of sloppy seconds I guess. I begged for him to blow a load on my white trash face, but he wanted some sloppy seconds of his own. “I can smell that ripe pussy. I want me some cream pie,” he said with a dirty grin. I spread my legs wide, pushed out a little seed from the night before, which drove him crazy. He took the head of his cock and played around in the day old cum before rubbing it on my lips to taste. Musky tasting, but so good. When he shoved his dick up my old cunt, I moaned so loud the boys outside at the bus stop heard me. They came into see if I was okay. Those school boys were so thoughtful, they whipped their cocks out and jizzed all over me as my cunt got pumped with a fresh load. The boys hurried off so they wouldn’t be late for school, but promised to visit me after school too. My fellow cum lover, dived between my legs to lick up some of his mess, then we snow balled a tart mixture of new and old cum. What can I say? I’m a dirty cum whore.
Drunk Girl Fucking Role Play
Nothing gets crazier then a bunch of drunk girls. especially when the girls are nasty and horny and have absolutely no limits. The stories are insane.
Our latest adventure came about very innocently. We had nothing to do over the weekend so we decided to rent the first season of Colony. We went to the store and loaded up on munchies and beer and hunkered down for an all night veg out session.
About three hours into our series we were very tipsy and started talking about Earth actually being invaded by an alien species. One thing led to another and we began to talk about fucking another species.
Before I knew what was happening we were all stripping. Someone went to the bathroom and got the make-up. Here we were, a room full of drunk girls applying makeup to each other’s bodies and transforming each other into aliens. It was all very erotic.The feel of soft and fluffy make-up brushes kissing our flesh lightly and making us all hornier then hell.
Role play was a natural evolution of our drunken imaginations. In no time at all we were creating alien languages and off the wall methods of breeding and mating rituals.
A bunch of drunk girl fucking in the oddest most alien ways we could imagine. All while getting drunker by the minute.
There was tits and ass and pussy and painted bodies all over the place. Half of us making no sense at all peaking a garbled, made up language. Trying to emulate the sexual moaning noises that our alien race would make. Some of us couldn’t even stand up we were so drunk.
Someone recorded the entire thing and here we sit watching our antics, laughing while we wait for the guys to arrive with more beer so we can share it with them and we can all get drunk and fucked again. This time with some interesting alien cock, we hope.