I love being a cum guzzling slut. I think some one needs to bottle sperm and sell it in grocery stores for dirty old cougars. Think about it. Cum is full of protein, which is just what old whores like me need. My daughter had a brilliant idea. Invite a ton of young men over and instead of swallowing that spunk we spit it into a pitcher and save it. She is a cum whore just like me. We had a blow bang party. Men of all ages love to cum in a woman’s mouth. They don’t care if you swallow or not, they just want a cum receptacle. My daughter and I are cum dumpsters. I am the bigger cum dumpster, however. We love it in our mouths, pussies and asses. There was about 50 guys happy to dump their load in ours mouths. When they realized we were savoring their jizz and spitting it into a pitcher, some of them just jacked into the pitcher informing us they could cum again in our mouths. We were okay with that. The more cum the better. After bout 3 hours of guzzling cum, we had a pitcher full of man seed. I have fucked a lot of men in my life. I have taken a lot of cum too. But, this was the first time I saw that much cum in one place at one time. I wanted to guzzle it right then and there, but my daughter reminded me that we can have cum cocktails daily for a week now. She had a good point. We put it in the freezer in individual cups to keep it fresh. We even made cumsicles. They guys told us if we were such dirty cum whores, we should plan a bukkae party and get even more cum. Brilliant idea. A girl and her momma can never have too much cum.
Category: Cum eating phone sex
Cum Guzzling Slut
I’m such a cum guzzling slut. I swear, I can never swallow enough man seed. Guys ask me all the time if I swallow. Fuck yes, I swallow. I gargle too. I was gargling a lot of cum this morning. I have a morning ritual. Most women get up, pee, make a pot of coffee, shower and get ready for work. Not this dirty old whore. I wake and bake, then do a few lines of coke too, pee, pour a glass of Jim Bean, sit naked on my couch in front of the bay window masturbating until the school boys come in for a morning blowjob before school. Fifteen boys this morning showed up for head. Good thing I love cum, because young boys have full balls first thing in the morning. I have the trailer park boys trained well too. They save their loads for me. So instead of stroking their morning wood away, they take a cold shower, leave the house early and let the trashy MILF in Lot 15 take care of them before getting on the school bus. They way I look at it, I am providing a much needed service to young boys. By draining their balls before school, I am clearing their minds so they can focus on their school work. It works for me too. I get a liquid protein rich breakfast that fuels me for my phone whore job. The boys make a stop back at my trailer on the way home from school so I can drain them again. This frees their mind to do their homework and after school chores. Food is overrated. If I have a belly full of cum, I am very high functioning. I think every mommy needs to begin her day by blowing her son and his friends. Do you agree? Cum is good for old whores like me.
Cum dumpter : Paying off my debts
I was having people over tonight for a surprise party I’d been planning for my best friend for months- little did I know the surprise would be me sucking a big cock while everyone celebrated! I had hired a party planner who didn’t seem to be as much help as I had expected, but he was very attractive and from the look of the bulge in his pants..pretty big. He had taken me to my room to discuss payment for his services and tried charging me $500! No way. He barely even helped, I was not paying this. He told me I had another option, to suck his cock.
So like the slut I am I got down on both knees and began sucking him off. He seemed to like to be in control as he pulled on my head the entire time and knew exactly where he wanted me. His precum tasted so sweet around his big cock, something I’m usually not used to. I began sucking on it and he thrusted it down my throat, making me choke on his hard cock. It tasted to good so I didn’t want him to stop, I let him continue to face fuck me then he pulled his cock out and began jacking it off. He shot his huge load of cum all over my face! I quickly cleaned it off and had to return to the party before anyone noticed I was missing.
Cum dumpster Slave
I know that there have been many times where I’ve been a cum dumpster. Used just for my holes to get guys off. I’ve also sold myself to be fucked too. This was the first time though I didn’t feel human. Like I was a piece of property and just a fucking toy. My dealer owed you some money. I didn’t ask why like the good whore I am, I just know that after bartering it was decided that you liked me and he sold me to you. Like I was a fucking slave… Well, that’s what I was now. Your fucking slave. I was told that every day I had to wear what you gave me, I wasn’t allowed to have any other possessions with me. I had to do my hair and makeup as you liked it every day and keep my ass lubed and pussy wet as I cleaned, cooked, and otherwise kept your house in perfect order. It was humiliating and also hot at the same time. I wasn’t even allowed to talk unless spoken too. I thought I’d get necessities though, like food… I learned the hard way just how wrong I was though as I made you pancakes. Thick fluffy things, golden brown, with maple syrup, fruit, and whipped cream. It looked and smelled delicious and my stomach was growling at me angry as I put the plate down in front of you. You leaned back, angling yourself so I could see your hard cock and gave me a pointed look. I got to my knees on the cold tile floor and sucked your cock, fucking my throat with your thick long member as you enjoyed the pancakes I just slaved away in making for you. I did my best to get you to cum quick so I could eat too, and I could tell when you were getting close because you ignored the pancakes to put a hand on the back of my head. Guiding me up and down as you started to pant for breath. “Fuck” you grunted just a split second before pulling my head all the way down, forcing your cock head down my throat as your cock twitched and sent stream after stream of cum into my belly. You leaned back, letting my head go with a satisfied sigh and pushed me off of your cock, leaving me kneeling on the floor as you ignored me. Not even acknowledging that I was there or even offering me a bite. When you managed the courtesy of a glance my way you quirked an eyebrow. “Don’t you know, fucking sluts get cum for breakfast. If you’re a good slut have have this shit cleaned up when I come home for lunch maybe I’ll let you suck my cock again for it.” with that you stood up, eating the last bite of pancake before leaving me alone. Ready to cry… I didn’t even get to taste the cum damn it…
Big dick sucker, big load taker
Come over, sit down, and lay down…whatever makes you the most comfortable. Let me take that zipper down and slide your pants and boxers down.
Hmm, look at that big fat cock. I know you can fuck for hours…but can you get blown for that long too? Or will you give out and cum down my throat. I must warn you I am pretty talented at blow jobs. I love to deep throat and I love having hands on my head pushing me down, making my jaw spread. Feel the head of your big stiff rod hitting my tonsils, my throat muscles closing and opening around you. I want you to shoot a load in my mouth, a big load. I want to suck it all out, and lick it off everywhere. Down your balls, to you taint and…oh my, did some dribble down over your asshole. I’ll be slurping that up as well. Yes I am trying to make you hard again for another blow job.
Cum Filled Cunt
I woke up with a cum filled cunt this morning. I got really fucked up last night, fucked a bunch of guys from the trailer park. All ages, sizes and races too. I don’t discriminate. Cum is cum. Fucking is fucking. I had some great coke. It was cut with something else, not sure what, but whatever it was made me feel horny as fuck. My ass and cunt got trained for hours. I passed out sometime after 3 AM this morning. I would have been late to my phone whore gig if it wasn’t for my daughter licking me awake. I knew it wasn’t because she didn’t want me to be late to work. It was because she is a creampie slut. She loves cum as much as her momma. She claims her favorite way to eat cum is right out of her mother’s pussy. Because there were so many loads of spunk in my old snatch, my daughter joked that she needed a spoon to scoop it out. I told her go get one, but she opted to use her fingers instead. She slid a few into my twat. When she pulled them out it looked like honey dripping off a twig. That cum really was thick, even chunky. I wanted some too. I used to be flexible enough to put myself in a ball and lick my own puss. I miss the days of eating my own creampie! My daughter could read the look on my face so she sucked a big wad of jizz into her mouth so she could kiss me. I love snowballing my daughter. We been swapping cum since she was little. I use to put her brother’s cum in her bottle. To raise a good cum whore like I did, like my mother did, you need to feed that jizz to them when they are young. Cum does a body good. Just look at me!
Cum guzzling slut
What isn’t good about cum? It is protein, makes your face feel soft and smooth…so what’s not to love? I love swallowing a guy’s jizz, letting it slide down my throat! Oh, and a huge load I love that too. Mouth fuck me hard and make your cum spill out, down my chin down my tits and eventually slide past my clit. it’s so fucking hot and erotic my pussy ache. I want to suck it all from your cock when you cum in my mouth. Maybe we can fuck again, or maybe we need to wait, but either way I want to swallow more of your cum. It does taste that good and your cock tastes that good. Let me blow you again, massage your balls, lick your taint. Let’s get as much cum from you as possible…leave you shooting air by the time I’m done with you.
Shitty fun fuck
I need someone to make me feel dirty and when I say dirty I mean someone who can keep up with my need to be shitty. I love to be fucked and play with shit. I want some one who will shit on my chest, slap me around and tell me what a nasty and naughty fucking whore I really am. I know what a woman is good for and I just need to be able to e fucked in a raunchy way that will actually make me fucking cum.
All I need is a nice fat cock to ram his fuck stick into my ass hole and make my shit cover his cock. If he can even make me bleed a little bit. hen just ram that cock right into my pie hole and face fuck me. I love eating my own shit and it is even better when I can lick it of a nice fat cock lollipop with shit flavoring.
Dirty Blonde Loves Whipped Cream
I’m a nasty, dirty blonde and it’s the best when we’re getting wild together with some delicious whipped cream! I love having filthy fun during our kinky sexy play! Spread the yummy gooey cream all over my sexy body baby, I want you to lick me everywhere from head to toe! Spray it out of the can deep up inside of my cunt, tongue fuck me and make me sloppy wet while you eat every last drop out of me! Finger fuck me and make me gush out cum! I love how sweet and delicious my tight pussy tastes while you indulge in me! Give my ripe asshole a rim job while you lick all over me! I wanna put it all over your throbbing cock and gag on you while you skull fuck me, baby! Make me fucking taste it deep! Bust your huge load of cum deep down my throat, I can’t wait to get crazy with you!