So it is spring break, and you know what that means right? Fucking wild and crazy? That is right! So I went to the store to get some beer with some of my friends. The weather was nice as fuck so we were going to get our grill on. Who the hell wouldn’t want to grill in this weather? Anyway so I am at the store and this bitch seriously gives me a fucking stank eye. Jealous ass bitch had the nerve to look at me like she knew me. What bitch? You think I am a whore? Well guess what I am and I will take that nice piece of eye candy on your arm and fuck the shit out of him and there is nothing your stupid ass is going to do about it. So we went about out shopping and checked out and like went to the car. I know you already know who was parked right next to my buddy’s car, right? Mother fuckin stuck up bitch in the front seat while her man loads the groceries into the car.
She eyed me in her rear view so I decided to put on a show for her. I took a beer bottle out of the box and stuck it up my skirt, eyes locked with Mr. Man Prize. Squeezing my tight ass cheeks around it I twisted the cap off that bitch and let the cap ping off the ground. I removed the bottle from my skirt and licked on it with my luscious lips showing him what I could do to the cock that was hanging between his legs. I am sure little miss prude in the front seat never showed him anything like this; never could and never would. His jaw drop as I took it to my lips and chugged it down. Tossing the empty glass bottle under my car I winked at him and licked my bottom lips. He shut the trunk his mouth watering like a little hungry bitch for me. “Look me up on Facebook sexy, and I will show you how you deserve to get fucked real good.” I gave him my name and took his. He told me he would contact me as soon as twat waffle wasn’t around.
So went home, got trashed ate some good food and then, boop, there is pretty face. ‘Hey sexy, that thing you did with the bottle was so hot, I want more.’ I mean, of course he wanted more of this white trash skank. Who wouldn’t I am a total cum bucket willing to do whatever the fuck any guy wants to make him happy. These vanilla bitches did not know what they were missing when it came to bomb ass fucking. We talked back and forth he told me I am a dirty girl and that he didn’t care he wanted a chance for me to rock his cock. So I gave him my address and invited him over. I let my buddies know so that they wouldn’t be surprised when a new person showed up.
My friends were so used to my wild ways. I had fucked each one of them at one point or the other, and could still fuck any of them. So Muscles shows up and is already hot and ready to fuck with a capital ‘F’. We grab us a few beers and I take him to my bedroom. He ate my pussy like someone kept in a third world prison who ain’t ate in weeks. That shit felt so good. He took out a beer bottle and shoved it up my cunt. It was so cold and wet it sent shivers up my spine. I moaned as he played with my clitty with his finer and fucked me with the bottle.
Takin a rubber out my drawer I told him to wrap it the fuck up and rail me with that dick. He wrapped it and then flipped me over, pulling my hair and shoving his cock deep inside my pussy. He spit onto my tight little ass hole and I though he was going to shove his dick in. Surprise! Not his cock, but instead the same beer bottle he had in my tawt. This dude was giving me Double penetration with his own dick and a beer bottle. I wasn’t going to complain though. Shit felt so good I came twice before he removed his dick wrap and shoved himself in my face to finish. I swallowed ever bit of him while I was still on all fours. Then I shot that bottle out of my ass and popped it open and had a sip.
He smirked at me as I rolled over and propped myself up on my elbows. “ You are one nasty bitch , babe. We have got to do this more often.” I chuckled at him playfully and took another sip of my beer. “Guess we will have to see, your girls gotta busy schedule ya know.” I played coy, knowing he was another one to add to my fuck list. I liked my list long and with a wide variety and I was always looking to add to it.
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Beer Bottle Skank
Training Day
There is no better way to spend a Sunday then training new sluts to do my bidding. Spending the entire day with sweet pink cunts all over me. I teach them to please me in every way, their pleasure is irrelevant for what they will do for me and that is make me lots of money with those hot bodies of theirs. Training and molding them is a process that begins with the art of seduction, their seduction. An art I have perfected over the years. Molding them into my personal fuck toys so that they do anything and everything that I say is the best part of my well laid plans. I have two new blonde beauties that I am training today and they have no clue that they are now mine. The hidden camera is rolling, like it always is and I am getting every bit of the action on film. So far their eagerness to please this dripping wet cunt is beyond what I had expected. Little do they know that tomorrow night I am sending them to the lodge to bring back an older man that is loaded and has a taste for sweet young pussy. Soon he will be mine to blackmail and manipulate as well and they will be earning their keep for time with me.
Fucking myself
Up all night and needing a hand with that fuck stick baby? Well you are in luck. My old man has whiskey dick again and passed out watching some dumb fucking show. So here I am in the kitchen bored. I started to party with my powder and poured a drink. I made sure my phone was charged. You know just in case anyone is out there in need of a good fuck. Looking through my closet I found an old vibrator that still has batteries!
So sitting here in the kitchen I can see the neighbors house. That man next door always looks in my window through his and I can see him staring right in to my house. So I climbed up on my kitchen counter and started to work that toy into my cunt. Fuck he started to rub his dick through his pants as he watches me fuck myself so hard. My cunt is so hot and wet! This toy goes nice and deep and slips and slides right into my snatch. How bout it baby? Why don’t you call me before I cum all over the sink!
You Never Know What Could Happen with a Live Phone Sex Whore
When you are a trashy live phone sex whore, anything can happen. And that unpredictability almost always benefits my callers! This morning, my kitchen sink got so backed up, I had to call a plumber. Nothing worked to unclog the son of a bitch. I guess putting all those condoms down the garbage disposal was a bad idea in hindsight. I sucked all the cum out of them, so I figured it was harmless. Me bad. Luckily, I have a fuck buddy who is also a plumber. He checks my pipes weekly, and unclogs anything for a sloppy wet blowjob. I wasn’t sure when he was arriving, so I decided to take some calls. I was on my kitchen island talking nasty and fucking my cunt with a nice sized cucumber, when he walked in my backdoor.
Without skipping a beat, he pulled out his cock and let me slurp on it. My caller loved hearing me give a live deepthroat blowjob. I was gagging, choking and slobbering all over his dick as my hung plumber skull fucked my face. I could hear my caller slapping his meat, which made me suck harder than a vacuum cleaner. I got back up on my kitchen island so my plumber could check my pipes. He rammed his cock in my ass first, then my cunt, and went back and forth between my dirty holes as I screamed for my caller to dump his seed all over my body. Turns out my backdoor pipe was pretty clogged. The plumber’s dick emerged covered in sludge. He made me suck that dirty cock clean while I told my caller what a fucking dirty ass to mouth whore I am.
We all pretty much came together. My plumber crammed his shit stick up my cunt and dumped a huge ass creampie in my twat, which I pushed out. I love playing with my sloppy wet pussy for callers. I’m a mature whore, but I ain’t got no problems with a dry snatch, thanks in part to regular pipe cleanings. I let my plumber fist fuck my spunk soaked snatch for my caller, which made him jizz all over himself again. It was a hot unexpected threesome for us all, but that sometimes happens when you are a dirty live phone sex operator. I hope I haven’t ruined your image of some genteel lady moaning while she does her nails and talks smut? I’m far more interactive with my callers than that! Shit, we all are at this company. I’ll fuck the neighbor, my son, my garden veggies, any sex toy, hell even my 4 legged friend for our call if you want. I’ll piss in a cup and chug it; polish off a 6 pack in 6 minutes, do lines with you, hit that pipe, smoke, fuck my ass, fist my cunt, gag….whatever you want, you can have with this nasty no taboos live phone sex whore.
Cum Experience Extreme Phone Sex
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Qualifying men wanting me NOW, shoot me an IM or email if you don’t see me available. Maybe even call to get that trashy fornication side of raunchiness, and if around I’ll be sure to reply. My number should be on every sleazy mensroom wall for the filthy fucking whore I am is always open for a fuck. Let the pussy riot begin by trying two or three of us sluts in a multigirl fuck fest *each additional slut is another 2.00 per minute*.
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Fuck you later.