Category Archive: Extreme phone sex

Something New For Me

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So. Much. Sambucca.  I have to say, as I type this my fucking head is just throbbing!  I went out with Tiff last night, I think she was actually trying to kill me, she bought me so many damn shots.  When I first woke up this morning I really couldn’t remember too much.  All I knew is that the panties that I had on were not mine.  So that meant at some point I must of been naked.  I took a shower, then called Tiff.  She sounds just like I feel.

She told me that last night we went to some guy’s house with him and his buddies.  We were drinking, then we were escorted into a bedroom.  One of the guys asked if we were okay because if we didn’t want anything to happen nothing would.  You guys know me, even if I couldn’t give consent I really wouldn’t care.  Anyway, Tiff said that I started to act weird and for me that is saying something.

She told me that I started to call one of the guys, “Daddy” and started talking in this little girl voice.  What. The. Fuck.  I have never in my life had done that before.  She said that one of the guys got really into with me, he had me suck my thumb, sit on his lap, talk in baby talk, and I was just going along with it.  The other guys and her went into another room because apparently it was a little bit weird for all of them.

She said she would come in to check on me once in a while and at one point when she came into the room I was sitting in the corner because I had been bad.  That made me laugh.  I wonder what I did.  Another time she came in I was sucking his cock like mad while he stroked my hair and called me his good girl.  She knew we actually fucked because the guy was super loud.

After she hung up I was drinking my coffee.  I looked into the toaster at my reflection and started to laugh.  I have never ever been a Daddy’s girl and also I couldn’t imagine me speaking in a baby voice while I fucked “Daddy.”  Oh Sambucca you really fucked with me last night.

Piss drinking whores

Golden showers sex

I am a nasty whore, and there’s nothing I won’t do for the right price. Whether it’s for cold hard cash, or drugs. My friend Megan and I got hired to perform at a Bachelor party last night. Usually these are pretty easy gigs, we strip, fuck each other on stage, fuck all the guys, and we get paid and go home. The guy who booked us told us his friend was getting married, and they wanted him to go real crazy on his last night out as a single guy. They wanted NASTY. Perfect, because we’re two of the nastiest girls in the business. 

We showed up at the hotel room where they wanted us to perform. We did our usual stripping routine and a lap dance for the groom. Then Megan laid down a tarp and got down on all fours. I positioned myself under her and began to eat her pussy while they cheered us on. Then she began to piss on my face as they watched. I continued licking her and lapping up the hot piss and letting it pour down my face and all into my hair.

They asked for nasty, and what could be dirtier than two piss covered whores? All in all it was a successful night. We ended up fucking each guy and finished off by letting the whole lot of them piss on our faces and into our mouths.

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My Phone Sex Line is Dirty, Filthy Taboo Dirty

phone sex lineMy phone sex line is for men who like dirty things. More like filthy taboo things. My life is a far cry from vanilla. I live in a nice house with pretty things and travel in elite circles like a housewife from Beverly Hills; however, what goes on behind gated homes in rich neighborhoods would shock you. I was at a gathering of rich socialites recently. It was a planning party to decide how we were going to raise funds for our youngsters’ school. Although it is a private elite school, there is a budget and the students want to put on a play. Traditional donations aren’t allowed to go to certain things, so we had to hold a fundraiser for the play. Sure, we could have done a bake sale or a carwash, but neither are our style. One of the mother’s suggested a sexy party. Now, I was thinking prostitution porn, but she meant one of those Pure Romance house parties where women buy sex toys. Her sister sells the stuff and said she would donate the sales to the school. It was a fundraiser of sorts. We held the party at my place, invited a lot more people and it got wild. The representative brought a goody bag of toys for us to try out. We were all drinking wine and doing lines of coke, so playing with sex toys in front of each other was not difficult because we were smashed. I tried out this sex machine. I was naked on my living room floor with fellow socialite women standing around me cheering me on as I got fucked until my cunt juices were spraying my fellow soccer moms faces. After that, every woman there wanted to try it. We had a Sapphic orgy with sex toys as a school fundraiser. The sales were high because so many of my socialite friends have sexually repressed lives. Not all of them are the trashy milf I am, but after that sex toy party as a school fundraiser, I think many of those mothers will enjoy life more now.

Freaky Phone Sex: Somethings Aren’t Meant for the Ass

freaky phone sexFreaky phone sex makes for fun calls. I was high as fuck last night taking calls. I have this one regular who is into weird insertions. He likes me fucking my ass and cunt with things not meant for either hole. I took this large ass squash my neighbor gave me from my garden. I put some olive oil up my ass; squirted it right inside me then sat on the vegetable sex toy. I grunted like a pig because the base was wide. I was determined to make it fit. It did, but I couldn’t get it out. My caller came and hung up when I was grunting like a pig. My husband came home and found me. I had white powder all over my face. I can be a messy user when I am uber high. Plus, I had the squash we were going to eat for dinner up my ass. He said it looked like I was using the squash as a big bouncy ball. Thank goodness I was high as fuck, or I would have been in serious pain, especially when my husband had to dislodge the veggie butt plug. I am sure you can picture the nasty mess that squash made of my ass. My ass made a nasty mess of that squash too.  My husband is such a deviant. He didn’t even wash off the squash before he cooked it and served it at the family dinner. When it is live phone sex, you never know what can happen.  I know one thing though, never put anything as big as your head up your ass. This was a lesson learned the hard way. I’m pretty sure I ruined my asshole. My husband and I laughed, because we always thought  what would ruin my ass would be all the big dick I let fuck my ass.

Trashy Milf Doctor Exam

trashy milfThis trashy milf had to go to the doctor today. Time for my annual girl exam of my lady parts. There was a new doc at the clinic. He was a male doctor. Finally, I got a hot guy checking out my cooter. I have a dirty confession. I almost always cum when the speculum is being cranked inside my pussy. The idea that someone can see deep into my fuck hole is hot to me. I told this guy not to use lube. He gave me a big grin, shifted his position and used an extra big speculum to crank up my old cunt. He had doctor wood in his pants. I have a well fucked pussy. I am tiny, but my cunt is a cavern. I told him to put his fist inside me. I am a fisting whore, but damn it is hard to find a guy willing to stick his whole hand up my cunt. The doctor didn’t bat an eyelash. He put his hand inside me and uncranked the speculum. The internal exam was the best part because his entire hand and half his arm was up my cunt. I started squirting all over his arm and face. I thought I was going to convulse because it was such a deep orgasm. I got the doctor’s number. Lucky for me he makes house calls for a trailer trash slut like me.

Live Phone Sex with a Nasty Babysitter

live phone sexI had a babysitting gig over the weekend. I needed some fast cash, so a friend hooked me up with this family she knows. They have 3 little girls. The babysitting money was not the kind of cash I needed. I have an older P man who has told me many times, he would pay me for some young hairless pussy. He used to buy my pussy, but I aged out. I knew he had the kind of money I needed. I just needed to find the young pussy for him. I hit the lottery with the babysitting gig because I had three very young girls for his P dick. I figured he would pick the one he wanted to fuck. He paid me triple to fuck all three of them. What did I care if he hurt their little bald cunnies? I was being paid well and I didn’t know these brats. I made up a little night time cocktail and they were out like a light. My friend snuck in through the back door, so no one would even know he had been there. I watched as he fucked three tender age cunts with his big P cock. I rubbed my bald little cunt as I watched him fuck their tight holes.  When it comes to needing money, I know how to get some quickly. Do you need some extremely young bald pussy?

Drinking From A Condom

Cum guzzling slut

I get in these moods.  Where the cum that I get just isn’t enough.  Do you know that at one point I was on this self help kick where I actually tried to sort myself out? Yeah, went to meetings and every thing.  Only lasted a few days because I came to realize that I wasn’t broken to begin with.  I just love cock and cum, big fucking deal.

I learned something new, and I think that I am going to do it more and more.  Just another thing to add to my many addictions.  I was at a party last night, a lot of lean was in effect, I love that shit.  There we were drinking, one by one people started to leave, I was going to head out too when Joey grabbed me and asked me to stay.  I thought that was weird since Joey can’t stand me.  I stayed anyway if nothing more than to irritate him with my presence.

Eventually it was just the two of us.  He asked me if I could do him a favor.  I said no.  He used the word ‘please’, I bet that hurt him deeply.  I gave in after about one hour of drinking more and him not shutting up.  I asked him what he needed.  He told me that he promised someone that he owes money too that he could find a girl who was freaky.  I raised my hand, because that was me.

There I was in some random guy’s apartment with Joey.  They were talking in another room while I sat there, just looking around.  They came back, I was told to lay down, I did, I was told to stay, like a fucking pet.  I see this other guy give Joey a handshake and the fucker leaves.  Okay, right, sure, just fucking leave me.  I am thinking this is stupid, so I get up and go to walk out and this other guy says, “I hear you love cum.”  I turned right back around and went and sat down.

Here was the deal, dude has a fetish. He pays guys to cum in condoms then he gets off watching girls drink and suck the cum from them while he masturbates.  Hey whatever, I was wondering how the hell he could have cum in condoms.  I mean that shit dries up, it isn’t wet after a bit.  He says that I don’t have to worry about that, he can get fresh cum in condoms otherwise I was right, it wouldn’t work.  I went back that night, and dude had so many god damned condoms.  All I had to do was get the cum out of the condom.  I have to say it was pretty damn fun.  I didn’t care who the cum was from, I didn’t care what it tasted like, and I didn’t care that he gave me his own cum filled condom after he came the first time.

I was there for a few hours, once in a while this guy would come in the apartment and leave a cooler then leave again.  Dude just texted him again when he needed more filled condoms.  I started to laugh at one point because I had this quick image of all these cocks hooked up to one of those milking machines just so this guy could bust a nut.  Anyway, I had a great time, he had a great time, and I have a new kink.  Thank you Joey.

Freaky Phone Sex with Large Objects

freaky phone sexI am into some freaky phone sex. I love to insert large items into my pussy and ass.  Like things not meant for human fuck holes, or any fuck holes. I like doing it in front of an audience, like my sons and daughters. They are always amazed at what a dirty whore their mother is. It shouldn’t come to a surprise to them. I have been fucking for decades. We played a naughty game of Truth or Dare last night. I selected a dare and my youngest son told me to fuck my pussy with this big glass statute we have.  It is pointy, clear and at least a foot tall. Challenge accepted. He was shocked I agreed.  I didn’t even use any lube. I did have to be careful, however, how I inserted it because it was so pointy I could have perforated something. I just fucked my pussy gently and my sons all came watching my wet pussy get wetter. My daughters wanted to try, but I said it was too big and dangerous for their little pussies, so I suggested something different. I told them my fist was thicker than the statue but less dangerous. I told them I could make them each a fisting whore and they would enjoy showing me up. Truth be told, I have always wanted to fist their bald cunts. They aren’t virgin pussies thanks to daddy and his clients, but I was impressed with just how much of my arm I could get inside each one of their cunts. I mean they are all young still and tight for as much cock as they have entertained. After my boys watched me fist their sisters’ pussies, there was no more game of Truth or Dare. It was just one big family orgy.

Pissing story time

Freaky phone sex  Ever wanted freaky phone sex? I know I have. Last night I was dancing on my pole like I do best when a man came in and got a private dance with me. When he took me back it was an unexpected evening. He let me know right off hand he loves golden showers. So we both gave each other one. Right after I took his cock in my pussy and ass hole. He then pissed all over my feet making me lick it up.  I did willingly and lovingly. I pissed all over his legs, cock, and feet. Golden showers are hot. I know his money was very well spent. Being a skanky stripping whore I really will just do about anything for money. Do you have dirty fantasies? Come and spill it all to me. 

coke head cum dumpster

cum dumpsterFuck!!! I’m late with my rent again. I must have gotten rent money over six times this month but each and every time I have managed to use up my rent money on coke. My little habit has taken over the existence of my life. See, When I am high I am horny and when I work I am always high. The coke seeps thru and makes me a nympho whore. I can perform on stage better and I can keep guys coming in and out faster from the vip room. Its easy money and it makes my nights go by in a blink. I can’t deprive my pussy and myself from that magical angel dust. My landlord is going to come any second now. I am ready for his monthly bullshit. This time I can’t get an extension. I look all over like a madman looking for any trace of coke. I score a left over baggie and begin to dum it out immediately. I get my pussy ready for business as I get high as a kite I already know I will be the landlords cum dumpster for the night.

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