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Pissing Sex is Something That Happens with Age Accidentally

pissing sexAt my age, pissing sex sometimes happens accidentally. Last night I drank more than usual. Although I consider myself a party whore, coke or weed are my preferred drugs. I don’t drink much. So, you could call me a lightweight in the alcohol department. I went out with a girlfriend last night to this local dive bar. We didn’t go out looking for men to fuck. We just wanted to have a few drinks, shoot some pool and go home.

But we found two twenty something men who wanted to fuck two hot Milfs. So, we brought them back to my trailer since my friend is married. His old dick has not worked in years, so I turned her onto black cock and young cock. Both white boys with ample cocks for two horny cougars.

As I rode his cock on my couch, I thought I started to squirt. But then I realized I just pissed on his dick. Oddly enough, my young lover did not balk at the fact that I just pissed on his dick. I blamed it on my old lady pussy. As the mother of two and a trailer trash whore who’s fucked a lot of big cocks over the decades, my pussy does not have the control that it once did. Mix that with the fact that I did drink more than normal and you get a pussy that’s pissing and squirting.

Sometimes, When You Fuck a Cougar Hard We Piss and Squirt

My friend just laughed. She understands. Her pussy did the same thing. So, the two of us on my couch pissed and squirted all over my couch and my living room rug. It’s a great smell. Little musky and a little sweet from our pussy cream. Those two young boys didn’t give a fuck. They only cared about nutting in our pussies. And they can go home to their friends and brag about the two old cougars they fucked so hard they made them piss.

My friend and I can brag about the two young bucks that fucked us so hard they made our pussies squirt and piss too. Sometimes I intentionally piss on a guy because he wants that. I don’t judge. If you like water sports, I’ll join you. But sometimes women our age just piss when you fuck us hard. Sometimes a sloppy wet pussy is sloppy because of more than just cum.

And those two young bucks fucked us so hard we soaked my carpet. But I don’t mind the smell. It’ll go away in a few days anyway. My wet carpet just serves as a reminder of how hard those two young bucks fucked me and my bestie. Her and I need to go out more often. Because we always find the best kind of trouble.

My Creampie Slut Daughter Fed Me He Sloppy Pussy

creampie slutIt should be no secret that I’m a creampie slut. I probably mention cum in every blog I wrote since I started here 10 years ago. And not a day goes by that I don’t drink some cum one way or another. One of my favorite ways is to consume cum straight from the source. Sucking a cock until it explodes in my mouth. Pissing it out of my own pussy or ass and chugging it. Or even licking it out of a sweet bald pussy.

All the teen girls come to me to clean up their pussy in my trailer park. Yes, you read that correctly. If a teen girl fucks her boyfriend or some other guy she met and gets a pussy full of jizz, she stops by for a cleanup on her way home. Hell, even my daughter does that. My daughter does not need to erase the scent of sex from her body. Those teen girls just don’t want their mothers knowing what dirty little cock whores they raised.

However, I know what kind of dirty little cocksucker, cum whore, I raised. And I could not be prouder. My daughter came over last night with a sloppy wet pussy, needing mommy to clean her up. Now she didn’t want to erase the smell of sex on her. She just wanted to feed her mommy. My baby girl understands how much I love cum. She calls me her little jizz junkie mother. Not a bad thing to be addicted to though.

Eating Cum From a Pussy is Something I Enjoy

My daughter crashed a party, and they all passed her around like a party favor. But she wanted it. So, she got 15 loads of cum inside of her little snatch all for mommy. She walked into my trailer, sat down on my couch and spread her legs. And then she told me what a naughty girl I raised. I felt hungry too. Hungry for all that random DNA inside my daughter’s warm, wet pussy.

I opened her sweet pink lips and started plunging my tongue in and out. With every thrust, I scooped out some cum in her pussy. Sometimes I would go up and spit it in her mouth so we could snowball it. My daughter seems kinky like that. But you should expect that because I’m her mother. It took me hours to clean out her cunt. She really did fuck a lot of guys. But eventually, this trashy MILF got every drop of jizz out of her daughter’s messy pussy. And that gave me my cum fix for the day.

BBC Sex Stories and The Best Time in Jamaica

BBC Sex Stories never get old. And, I’ve been draining black balls for years. Ultimately, letting those thick BBC studs pump my pussy full of hot cum. All while my pathetic white boy waits at home.
Consequently, this little cuckold has learned his place beneath my stretched, cum-filled pussy. And boy does he crave the taste of my hot nigger cum filled pussy and ass.
Furthermore, after every shift at the club, I come home dripping with black seed. After all I am a Hot Stripper sex goddess. And my good little clean-up bitch gets right to work. Just like a good boy, he laps it right up.
Moreover, he buries his face between my thighs, or rather, I just smother him as I queen his ass. Thus, he laps up every drop. All of that thick, sticky load from my swollen cunt like a starving dog.

BBC Sex Stories are Truly a Great Thing to Share

Additionally, I grab his hair and grind my messy pussy hard against his tongue. While telling him what a good cum-eating faggot he’s becoming. Oh, and how his little dick twitches at those words.
Meanwhile, my pussy still aches from the brutal pounding those black cocks gave me. That pounding that leaves me stretched wide and raw.
Therefore, my white boy licks gently at first. Then sucks harder, pulling every bit of that black seed from deep inside me. Oh, he is such a good little clean-up bitch.
Subsequently, his little white dick stays locked in its cage the entire time. All because cuckolds don’t deserve to fuck. Moreover, little cucked bitches do not deserve to be stroked or cum.
Finally, he swallows it all and thanks me. Now, understand this, white boy, you must always thank your goddess. And Mama BJ is a true goddess. In fact, I have my own little  house boy always ready to please mama. And he only pleases me by cleaning up.
Thus, proving that white boys truly learn to love my sloppy wet pussy filled with black seed.
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Dirty Phone Sex Weekends with My Daughters Leave Me Smelling Like Pussy

dirty phone sexMy middle daughter and I enjoyed a dirty phone sex weekend. We went up the coast and rented a little condo on the beach in Malibu. Girls weekend. Sometimes I do this with my daughters, even my sons. Quality bonding time. And I do love my girl time. Perhaps it’s safe to say that I became a bisexual mommy because of my three hot daughters.

Originally, I planned an all girls weekend. Me, plus all three of my daughters. My oldest daughter got sick. And my youngest daughter received a better offer. Although I do appreciate all girl time, it’s nice to spend quality time with just one of my daughters too. Now that she goes to college we don’t see each other as much. We do text daily and talk on the phone and she does come home for summer break some things. But I need to enjoy these one-on-one magical moments when I can.

After we checked into the condo, this trashy milf and her daughter walked on the beach and even got into the ocean. But before long, we were back in the condo, so I could plant my mommy pussy on her face. When she was just a schoolgirl, I taught her how to eat mommy ‘s pussy. But of course, I lick that little bald kitty too. I’m not a selfish mommy. Although I do have hedonistic moments mostly, I’m all about the give-and-take.

Quality Time with My Daughter Left Me Smelling Like Pussy

I squirted it on my daughter’s face and then she rode my face. That pussy of hers I feel is addicting as fuck. At 20 she keeps a shaved cunt, but my gosh is it a juicy cunt. We could bottle her pussy juice and sell it on the Internet and make bank. But this weekend we focused on worshiping each other’s bodies. I even brought a double-sided dildo and lots of other sex toys.

No doubt we left that Airbnb condo smelling like a porn studio. Even though I washed the bed linens, our pussy smell permeated throughout the condo. What a great intoxicating smell too. Honestly, I want to go back to that condo, and I want to bring my other daughters too so we can make a girl hardcore orgy porn. Although I am a boy mom, I am a girl mom too. As much as I take my sons’ cocks, I eat my daughters’ pussies too. And I love eating their pussies.

I can still smell my daughter‘s pussy in my nose hair. And what a wonderful smell that is. I love quality time with all my daughters and sons. Even though my middle daughter is technically an adult she’ll always be my baby girl. And I will always eat her pussy, and she will always eat mine too at home, at school, or in an Airbnb on the beach.

Even Teen Girls Get Curious About Golden Showers Sex

golden showers sexGolden showers sex does not gross me out. I’m a trailer park slut. I’ve done it all at one point in my life. Some things I try only once or twice other things I do all the time. I’m almost 60 and I don’t believe in limits. At least not limits when it comes to sexual experiences. And I try to help the younger boys and girls in the trailer park get some sexual experience under their belts.

All the boys and girls in the trailer park come to me with their sexual relationship questions and problems. Recently a young teenage girl came to me because her boyfriend wants to piss on her. Something he saw in a porn, no doubt. All sorts of sexual degradation videos out there.

So, I asked her if she wanted to try it knowing he might want to degrade her. I’m not like a whips and chains dominant woman, but at my age I’ve earned the right to decide what I want to do sexually. And what I don’t want to do sexually. But I do think girls feel pressure to do whatever the guy wants so they can please a boyfriend.

Teenage relationships seem too intense for me. I can’t think of any schoolboy in my teen years who I would just do anything for like toilet sex. But even after an intense conversation, she decided she still wanted to let him pee on her. However, she wanted to pee on him too. Although I did not feel certain he would go for that, I decided to help this girl out and give her some experience. So yes, I pissed on a teenage girl. And I let a teenage girl piss on me.

Even Teenage Girls Get Curious About Bathroom Play

Oddly enough, it turned out hot. We got into my shower, and I pissed down her leg. She returned the favor. But then she wanted me to piss on her clit. She admitted she uses the shower massage and the bathtub water to masturbate. All girls do that. Even I did that as a teenage girl.

So, I let this girl lay down in my bathtub. And I squatted over her. I spread my pussy lips apart. And she pulled back her bald mound that protected her clit. Then full stream ahead, I pissed on her clit.

And that marked a first. Just when you think you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, I go and masturbate a girl by pissing on her clit. And she appeared to cum hard too. When I pissed, I pushed it out, so it felt like a geyser shooting on her clit. Our pissing sex got wild. And I ended up making her squirt without any part of my body touching her. Only my piss stream made her cum.

Now, if her teenage boyfriend just wants to try water sports because he’s curious, she will be ready for him to pee on her. Personally, I don’t think she needs a boyfriend to explore bathroom play. She just needs a hot milf like me or another teen girl to piss on her clit. I know she’ll keep me posted of everything that transpires between her boyfriend and her. But I feel confident that I provided her with the skills necessary to piss on someone and let someone piss on her.

Hookers for Hire Make Bank When They Young

hookers for hireHookers for hire can always make money even in a challenging economy. My home brothel stays busy. But of course, the average working man is not our clientele. The average man couldn’t afford our Lolita sluts. When you can offer men something they can’t easily get, you can charge more for it.

My middle daughter goes to college and she’s home for the summer. She joined a sorority and she’s made friends with girls who want to make money. Now because my daughter is in college, her sorority friends are legal age. But they’re fucking hot as hell.

Some of them do cam work. Some do the sugar baby thing. And some fund college through only fans. However, all those girls are struggling to make money. Men pay well for hot women. But they need to be on the right platform to make big bucks. Only fans seem saturated with sorority girls fucking themselves with a dildo. Hard to stand out.

It’s Tough for College Girls to Make Money on Only Fans Anymore

So, I told my daughter to invite some of her sorority sisters to work for us this summer. They could make enough money so that they would not need to worry about posting daily content to make a few hundred extra a week. And many girls decided to join us. Although they can’t command the same amount of money that our Lolita sluts can, they can still earn more money than they can doing only fans or even can work.

Last night, I joined my middle daughter and two of her sorority sisters for an all-night party in a mansion. This man has Michael Jackson money. In fact, he lives in the same Santa Barbara neighborhood as the Neverland Ranch. Because of his wealth, he paid us $10,000 each to party and play.

Unlike a lot of our home brothel clients, he prefers college girls versus Lolita sluts. And I let the girls keep most of that money. My husband takes $1000 for arranging the date. Perhaps you could call him a benevolent pimp. But he does believe in women having their own money. And for the sorority girls, $10,000 for one night is more than they can make in three months.

The Big Bucks are Made Escorting to the Elite Men

Plenty of legal ways for women to monetize their bodies exists. But the key is to work smarter, not harder. Since my husband values education, he wants these women, including our daughter, to focus on school when it’s in session. And let’s face it, a summer job as a high-end escort beats working at McDonald’s any day.

This mansion we partied at included a trampoline room. And that seems like first. But we all jumped on that trampoline together naked with tits bouncing in our faces as our client jacked off. I think it was sort of like foreplay for him. We did some coke with him, but he did most of the coke. I taught the new girls how to act like they’re doing coke just in case they didn’t want to party. But when in Rome. They all wanted to party.

So, we partied, fucked, and even played together. Nothing more I enjoy than eating a hot teen phone sex slut’s bald pussy. I think our client liked that the most. He’s an older gentleman like my husband. And sometimes watching works better than Viagra.

These girls seemed impressed by such a high-end client and the money they made. He tipped us too and very handsomely I might add. But I think I sold my daughter’s sorority sisters on being part of a very elite home brothel for the summer. This way they can focus on college when they return to school in the fall. Focus on cocks for the summer and books for the Fall.

Cum Dumpster Beverly Loves Pocket Rockets Shooting off on Her Face

cum dumpsterBeing a cum dumpster on the Fourth of July comes naturally to me. but I’m a cum whore. And that comes naturally to me any day. Even though the heat made me feel like I was located somewhere up Satan’s asshole, I still walked around the trailer park looking for parties to crash. I knew the truck stop would be dead on a holiday, so I stayed in the trailer park.

And I found plenty of parties and gatherings. Folks drinking beer, getting high and lighting off fireworks. And although every trailer I walked by wanted me to join them, I waited until I found a bunch of teenagers playing with fireworks. I wanted their pocket rockets to shoot some fireworks on my face. Everyone who meets me knows how much I enjoy jizz.

A trailer four down from me seemed rocking. Like I could feel the base of the music in my chest and under my feet. So, I crashed it. I knew who lived there. A teen boy who I started fucking two years ago. And he always throws the best parties. And he never minds an old trailer trash whore crashing his parties I knew just about everybody at that party. Teenage boys who when school is in session I fucked before and after school most days.

Fireworks and Cum on the 4th of July

I didn’t see any girls at this party. So, more cock for me. The young boy who lives in the trailer acted like he invited me to the party. Perhaps he summoned me unconsciously. So, I acted like the hired entertainment. And I did my best stripper moves to some rap song I’ve never heard. White boys in trailer parks all listen to rap music. I like all kinds of music, but I only cared about draining those teenage cocks. Some of them black but most of them white or brown.

Those boys whipped out their cocks and started stroking as I danced to some rap song. Watching them masturbate for me made me rub my pussy. Before long, I felt like a gangbang whore. I bent over the kitchen island and let the boys run a train on me. They dumped load after load of jizz inside my pussy.

Then I showed them just how big of a cum whore I truly am. I grabbed one of those big beer mugs and I pissed all that shit out of my pussy. Twelve loads of cum from 12 different teenage boys. And I said cheers and happy birthday America as I chugged it all down.

That made the boys hard again and they fucked me again before we went outside to see the trailer park fireworks. And although I did like the fireworks show the trailer park provided, I much preferred the fireworks that went off in my pussy inside the trailer. I’ll celebrate America every day if I get fireworks like that in my pussy.

Teen Sluts Fucking is How We Do Fourth of July

teen sluts fuckingYesterday things got wild with all sorts of teen sluts fucking each other and me. My husband missed the backyard pool antics. He chose to go golfing while I stayed home with our offspring. My two youngest threw a pool party. Hot as Satan ‘s balls out here. Likely the same everywhere. Personally, I would’ve been comfortable staying indoors all day enjoying this modern thing called air conditioning. But my son and daughter and their friends wanted me in the pool with them. So, when in Rome.

I didn’t even bother with a bikini. Why should I? Not like any of those teenage boys would let me keep it on for very long anyway. Most of them have seen me naked. I’m a far cry from a modest woman. So, I stripped off my clothes. And I did a cannon ball naked in the pool. I splashed the girls standing on the edge of the pool deciding whether they wanted to follow suit or not.

I love these sorts of parties for two reasons. One, I get to check out the young girls and decide if any of them might make welcome additions to my hookers for hire home brothel. And two, I get to see those beautiful cocks. Plus, no wondering if they appear happy to see me or not. Once I took my clothes off, the rest did the same. One sexy MILF and about 20 teenagers swam naked in my pool. Some of them were even still schoolgirls.

It’s Not Fourth of July in My Home without Naked Teens Running Around

My neighbors got a free show if they wanted. I suspect the men went upstairs to look down on my little pool orgy. Maybe they’re jacking off looking at me. However, my guess, they jack off to those sweet young teen girls like my daughter. I showed off how well I can hold my breath with underwater blow jobs and a few underwater pussy licks too.

We turned my pool into a backyard hardcore orgy porn studio. Everybody enjoyed each other. Although I think I received most of the cock in my fuck holes, some of those girls enjoyed those cocks too. Lots of girl action for which I planted myself in the middle of too. Just lots of fucking. Sure, it felt hot. And yes, we got some interesting tan lines. Plus, some interesting sunburns. I felt like a teenage girl. By the time everybody passed out exhausted, I think every boy nutted in me.

I auditioned some girls for a job they didn’t even know they were up for yet. I took care of a bunch of cocks. And I turned my son and daughter’s pool party into one big kinky pool orgy. If you don’t get to enjoy teen sluts on Fourth of July, you’re doing it wrong.

An Old Whore Will Share Her BBC Sex Stories

bbc sex storiesThis dirty blonde whore shares all her BBC sex stories with you. Most weeks I create a few more. My plan last night was to go down to the truck stop. Usually, I do that on Friday nights, but I did not suspect because of the holiday weekend Friday would be very busy. However, I knew the days leading up to it would be. So, I went on Wednesday night to the truck stop. And boy it looked packed with new black meat for me.

I’m a whore. Although most days I fuck anything with a pulse, I prefer teenage boys and black men as lovers. Black men hit spots few white cocks can. And teen cocks rabbit fuck you. They make up in stamina what they lack in length or girth.

I met this young trucker around 28 years old with a monster of a cock. And a hankering for old blonde whores. Fate brought us together. We are in the middle of a severe heat wave, so I suggested he come home with me, and I’d bring him back to his truck in the morning. He could take a shower, sleep in some air conditioning and get back on the road as early as he wanted.

He just wanted some trailer trash whore pussy. I think he would’ve followed me to the end of the Earth. We got back to my place, and our clothes fell off easily. But when I saw the size of that BBC, I almost passed out. I think he sported the biggest BBC I’ve seen yet. In fact, I got out the measuring tape. I had to know. And I measured that monster dick at damn near 16 inches. With a cock like that, he turned me into his cock sleeve.

This Blonde Whore Loves  Bringing Home Hung Truckers to Fuck

We experimented with positions. He’s very athletic and I’m still limber for an old whore. We fucked in a variety of positions, but my favorite was standing up. Well, he stood up. I leaned on the couch with my leg up over his shoulder like a high school cheerleader. Good thing I had a hysterectomy, otherwise he would’ve bottomed out my cervix and possibly rearranged my gurl parts.

He even fucked me holding me around his waist. And in that position, I felt like a cock puppet. And if we had filmed it, I would’ve joked that I felt like Peter Pan flying in the air. What an amazing cock. He blew a load inside of me with such intensity I thought it might even come out my mouth. But he did manage to blow me right off his dick with that massive load. For a moment I just laid on the floor covered in sweat and cum trying to catch my breath. He wore this whore out.

He stayed the night with me. Got some cool rest after he passed out from exhaustion. Woke up around 6 AM, fucked the shit out of me again. I told him I would take him back to his truck, but he decided to take an Uber instead so I could go back to sleep. Thoughtful stud too. He left this lot lizard sex drained and sore. I can’t remember the last time my pussy hurt from a big dick. Kissed me goodbye, gave me his phone number and told me he’d hit me up when he’d be into town next. God, I hope so.

Trailer Trash Whore Beverly is the Life of Any Party

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore knows how to crash a party. Perhaps I can say safely that I’ve crashed parties since teen girl years. Back then I pretended to be older than I was so guys would let me drink beer and suck their dicks. Back then I partied with older guys. However, now I party with younger guys.

I figured with Fourth of July and America’s 250th birthday right around the corner, I could find plenty of trailer park teenage boys throwing keg parties. And I think I can find a different party every night this week if I want. The two things I want most in this world besides cocaine are big black cocks and young teenage cocks. What teenage boys lack in length and girth they make up for in stamina and willingness to follow direction.

Every old blonde fucking whore like me needs a few teenage boys in her rotation. So, the party I crashed last night appeared to be a bunch of teenage nerd boys. No girls showed up. I found them drinking beer and playing video games. Who plays video games at a party unless it’s like a gamer event? I knew the one boy because he moved into the trailer park last year. But I made him a man on his first day of school.

This Blonde Old Whore Loves to Party with Teenage Cock

So, I felt obligated to make all his friends men too. Maybe then, with a little swagger, some teenage girls might show up to their parties, and they won’t be forced to play video games during a keg party. I told them to put down their joysticks. And then I picked up their joysticks. I made each boy pull down his pants. Young boys get weirded out seeing their friends dicks. So, I told them to focus on my big tits and my shaved pussy. And those boys looked like one of those characters from a Looney Tunes cartoon with the eyes bugged out.

No one had a huge cock. But they all looked bigger than my ex-husband. And most of these boys I imagine will grow a little more. I pulled my hair back into a ponytail, got down on my knees, and I went down the line of naked teenage boys sucking their cocks. Blew the cum right out of their nuts. Swallowed every drop. They all had this dumbfounded look on their faces like they couldn’t believe this just happened. But I had only just begun.

By the time I blew the last boy, the first couple of boys appeared hard again. So, I became a gangbang whore at a nerd keg party. Eventually, every boy fucked my pussy with a few of them fucking my ass too. They fucked me better than I expected. I love putting hair on the chest of young boys. Giving them some swagger so they can do better with the teenage girls. And I will go cruising tonight for another teenage party to bust. Because I’m always the life of any party.