Sometimes I like to relive all the fun I’ve had down at the strip club, in bars, etc. How do I do that? Well, all I have to do is go online and look up some drunk sex porn. Now, those girls aren’t quite as wild as I am, so sometimes it leaves a little to be desired if you know what I mean. But I have all you sexy fucking perverts to call me and make it up to me, right? Maybe you’ll want to hear about some of my experiences of fucking while I’m drunk as a freaking skunk. I hope so.
I love telling like-minded horny people like me about the people, places, and things I’ve fucked. Yeah, I said “things”. I’ve put so many inanimate objects in my cunt that I’ve probably forgotten some, but I bet your dirty mind will jog my memory! I bet you’ve done some pretty fucked up stuff while under the influence, too! Why don’t you think of something good and then give me a call? I can promise that I’ll be fucking myself while you tell me your dirty stories. I hope that you’ll grab your cock and join me!