Sure I talk to a lot of people, but recently I met someone worth talking about. He’s just like me… and we met on tumblr. He saw my nasty dirty post and couldn’t resist me, and his love for pissing sex had me swooning over him. I was ready to get straight to business if you know what I mean! It’s always the most fun with both of you enjoy the toilet play and all the yummy juices that come with it! Hot piss on my rock hard nipples, that’s what get’s me soaking wet and begging for more. He would tell me to open wide and I do for the best golden shower! I know that once he’s almost done pissing he’ll slide his cock into my mouth so I can finish him off…piss that tastes so yummy and soon there will be a load of cum to go with it! At least at the rate I am going, I suck hard, fast and deep and it makes him explode in my mouth quicker than you could imagine! I am so thankful tumblr brought us together so we can enjoy all the pissing sex we could ever want with each other.
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Bound and Determined
He had a kinky fetish for bondage, humiliation and pain. He didn’t like being on the receiving end, but he sure as hell got off on being on the giving end. After all giving is better then receiving, right? He called me last night and said it was time. He found some porn on his son’s computer and knew he was jerking his young cock to it. He couldn’t believe how fucking vanilla the content was. Not his boy, hell to the no, his boy was going to be in control in the bedroom and Daddy was going to teach him just how to get his little rocks off the right way. With my help of course. My cunt began to twitch, in truth his brand of sex made me cum like a mad woman. He always came to my place for our kinky, fetish fun, but this time he wanted me to come to his place. I wasn’t prepared for the setup he had in his man cave. I got there and he threw a black leather outfit at me and told me to put it on while he got his son. When he walked in with his son, the boys eyes got as wide as quarters. He promptly told him it was time for a real education in the art of real man sex and a woman’s place in the bedroom. He said class was now in session as he bound me to the special chair in the middle of the room.
Back to School FUN!
I remember my first year away from home living on campus and I couldn’t wait. No more sneaking chicks in and out of the basement. No more jerking off to silent porn so my parents can’t hear me. No more authority I finally get to enjoy life as an adult. At least till I met my dorm director, this bitch was worse than mom. She had so many rules, no guest after certain times, no loud music, and no pornography. What the fuck, this isn’t going to work. I’m going to have to send her a message that me and rules don’t go so well together. While she was scolding some poor girl about the marijuana leaves on her shirt I swiped her phone from her jacket pocket. I had an idea to bring I the new school year just right.
That night I took her phone and called Constance off some familydesiresphonesex web site. She talked to me for hours about how she liked to fuck her family. Constance is fucking WILD! She like to get fucked by multiple cocks at once. She told me how she would get passed around, fuck her three holes at once, and make her go ass to mouth just to get her off. Constance then played with her juicy pussy for me right next to the receiver so I could hear the juices from those lips. We must have spoken for about 5 hours. By the end she had me jerking off and I shot my load all over the dorm director’s phone. Then when my bill came in for the Credit card I could prove it was her number that called. She was shamed right out of a job! So I got the best call of my life and got rid of a bitch! That was the best money I have ever spent! Every year when back to school comes around I think of that. Get fucking turned on and have to call Constance again! She is still there! And still worth EVERY penny. Hell now they even have specials! I am so fucking lucky!
After Hours
I didn’t know if it was urban legend, just a rumor, or a story that the owners made up to keep customers coming in. At any rate, the stories were intriguing and turned me on every time I heard them. So when I saw the ‘help wanted’ sign in the window I applied for the job. I would be working as the closing server, which meant I would be there at night and have a chance to explore all the stories of the haunting and how much the entity loved women and hated men. There were more stories than I could remember and my cunt was tingling as I locked the doors and got ready to clean up. All I could think about was how much I wanted to experience the paranormal and how hot it would be. I was almost done with all my work and not one thing had happened. I was starting to believe that none of it was true and found that I was pretty bummed about that. The last thing to do was turn off the lights over the counter. It is an old dive and I couldn’t reach the switch. I hoped on the counter with my feet on one of the stools and slid back, reaching for the switch and that is when it happened. I felt the temperature drop drastically and suddenly it was very cold. So cold that I could see my breath. My nipples responded by getting rock hard and the rush of excitement sent a jolt of electricity straight to my cunt which started dripping juice. Suddenly I couldn’t move and I saw the mass of orange, red, glowing form floating towards me. My legs spread without my command and the form was between my legs. It felt as if a thousand warm tongues were licking the lips of my pussy. I threw my head back and moaned, enjoying the feeling and wanting more. I felt as if a huge warm dildo was shoved deep into my wet cunt. I have never cum so hard in my life and just as quickly as it appeared it was gone, leaving me breathing heavy and sweating. No one is ever going to believe this! I cant wait to go to work tonight!
He Wanted Ass
My clients always get what they want. He wanted a big bouncing ass. My ass is nice but I thought I would add a twist to this request and see if he liked it. I set up his appointment and knew just the sweet thing to call in as my “ass”istant for this one. She arrived early and I gave her instructions after putting her in a little red g-string and nothing else. I put her on her hands and knees on the coffee table and answered the door in my birthday suit. As soon as he saw her big ass high in the air a smile took over his face and his eyes glazed over with lust. I told him her ass was there for him to spank until it was red and hot to the touch while she jiggled it up and down for him and I stayed on my knees in front of him sucking his throbbing cock until he spewed his junk all over my face, in my mouth and on her red hot ass. He loved my plan and rewarded me with a huge load of spunk!
Mobile Phone Sex Prank Goes Right
He is new to the trailer park. A tall dark and handsome construction worker that is well built and tanned. I have been watching him since he moved in and so has all the other trashy whores in the park. Last night we all got together and made a bet to see you could get a piece of him first. We each put 20.00 in the pot. There are ten of us so that is 200.00. The first one to cop a real feel or gets a kiss, wins 25.00, the first one to get or give any type of oral sex or get titty fucked wins 50.00 and the jack pot of 125.00 goes to the first one to get fucked.
I made my way to his place when he got off of work with a plate of hot dinner and some preliminary chit chat.
While there I found out there was no girlfriend and no one of interest so I offered him my number and watched him enter it into his cell. When he went to the bathroom I recorded a special ring tone for my number, me making sexy moaning noises, and I added a contact picture of my cunt.
When he came back I asked him if he would like to meet me at the local bar and grill for a quick burger for lunch the next day. It wasn’t that far from the job site. He agreed and I went home to finger fuck my cunt.
I arrived at the bar and peered in the window, he was already there. Looking around I saw several familiar faces.
I opened my cell, lets hope he doesn’t have his phone on vibrate, I thought as I dialed his number. I watched holding my breath. Sure enough heads turned and the look on his face told me the moaning noises sounded like he was having mobile phone sex in the bar.
I walked in the door with a smile on my face and started laughing. Hoping on the bar stool next to him I placed my hand on his cock and sure as shit it was hard as hell.
Leaning in I asked him if he wanted to have a different kind of lunch…..looks like I am getting all 200.00 of that prize money.
Can I get a Welfare Check Please
Never thought I would consider myself a trashy MILF, but if the shoe fits! My neighbor has like three fucked up rugrats. One is in juvenile hall, one ran away and the last one, her teen anal whore has decided I make a much better mom. I have no idea why she thinks this, other then we have gotten high and took turns fucking each other. She likes the nonstop party, who can blame her. Best thing, her mom got fucked up and now is in jail for at least 12 months. I had no idea she had named me that little whore’s caretaker. I opened up my mailbox and found a check made out to me! I had no idea a young slut would bring me cash each month! I cashed it before my loser husband found out about it, and scored me and the little slut a nice fat rock! I told her she could take the guest room, but she better be prepared to earn her way! That means spreading her legs for whoever the fuck gives us cock, cum, and coke. I was going to definitely ride this whore. And a year is a perfect amount of time to make one of my own. Being a dirty mom could be fun!