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This Trashy MILF Loves a Brown Noser

trashy MILFI’m such a trashy MILF. My oldest girl is having some school issues. I told her to flirt with her teachers. She is a hot teen slut.  What male teacher doesn’t enjoy some Lolita sex? I told her to not wear panties to her English class and sit in the front row. I was betting her grades would improve. They didn’t. In fact I got called to a parent teacher conference with her English teacher. I dislike being on school grounds. I am not classy enough to act like a good concerned parent. I was never even in a public school until I started birthing brats. I got my GED. I wanted to home school my brood but I didn’t pass the home school teacher exam, so now I have to deal with teachers who don’t like jail bait pussy. I went to see her teacher. I was surprised at how young he appeared. We got to talking and it wasn’t just that he looked young, he was young. First year teacher. That explained a lot. Maybe I was more his type, I wondered. I dropped something accidentally on purpose. As I bent over to pick it up, my hot ass was in his face. Before I was even standing back up, I felt his hands grab my thighs as he pulled me into his face. He was sniffing my ass. Dirty boy. I knew how to get my daughter a passing grade in English. I ordered him to sit in his chair. I bent over his desk, hiked my skirt up and exposed my taint to him. He became a bowl of Jell-O, all weak in the knees. What a good brown noser the teacher was for a student’s hot mom. I let him fuck me in the ass. I even licked his shit stick clean for some added fun. I left his classroom an anal cum dumpster. All worth it to make sure my daughter graduates. Some guys like young girls, but some like a dirty old broad.

Anal Sex Whore Training

anal sex whoreI have always been an anal sex whore. In fact, when I was nothing more than a cash cow for my parents, I lost my ass cherry first. Men love jailbait pussy, but they love jailbait ass even more.  Anal sex has always held the allure of the taboo; just like fucking really young girls. Anything taboo brings in money. One of my husband’s extremely wealthy clients has an ass fetish. He doesn’t want to fuck pussy at all. I don’t think he is gay or even bisexual, I just think he is a taboo junkie. He is a shit guy too, so that is part of the lure. Every time he pays to fuck my ass, it is followed by one of my daughter’s cleaning her momma’s shit off his dick. My girls don’t like being shit eaters, but money is money honey. And the filthier the fuck, the more the bucks.  Well this same guy told my husband he wanted an anal sex party with me and all my girls tonight’s, even the youngest one who still has an untouched pretty puckered rosebud. I need to prepare her with some anal training. I let her use the dildo on my ass first so she could see how it all works. She is the only anal virgin left in the house. She asked me if she would poop. I explained that even if she takes a shit beforehand, she will still likely have to crap after a 10 inch cock is up her tiny tight asshole. I told her dirty sex is hot. Some guys like messy sex whether it be shit, piss or period blood.  Do you like messy sex? I have my girl’s ass primed pretty well for tonight’s party. I refuse to give her an enema though. The messier it is, the hotter it will be for us all.

Shit talker better shut that trap

Scat phone sex AuroraI have a mouth on me and someone decided to stand up to me. I was talking a whole bunch of shit to this guy who cut me off on m way to work. I told him he was a faggot and probably had a tiny cock. I then went in to get my gas. I paid for my gas and headed out when I felt someone grab me from behind, I heard in my ear “tiny dick huh”.  He drug me into the mens stinky ass bathroom stall, shoved me in the back stall and forced me to my knees. He whipped out his cock, grabbed me by my hair and rammed his fuckstick right down my throat. He told me I should watch my fucking mouth and that his cock was not tiny, he was not lying. It was huge. He kept ramming that cock into the back of my throat and I felt like I could not breath. He let a load hit my tonsils, pulled his dick out, spit on me and walked away. Guess I should watch my mouth.

Shit, piss and cum in my pie hole

I am a sucker for having someone shit in my mouth while I am being fucked really hard and fast. I love pulling my pussy lips wide open and having a nice stream of hot musty piss fill my pussy hole like the toilet I wish it was. I want my pussy to wreak of old sex, pissy vinegar smells and the stench of shit in my throat as I scream in delight. I want my ass hole to spout runny ass diarrheaScat phone sex Aurora as I shake my ass up and down trying to get every last ounce on the floor just  so I can lick it up and shove it down the back of my throat. I can rinse it down with a hot warm shot of chunky cum and some ammonia piss to clear my nostrils.  I want to take some shit and shove it inside my gaping pussy and be double stuffed, then I want those dicks rammed into the back of my throat, make me taste shit cum and piss as a triple shot for my dessert tonight.

Furry Friends Playtime

Furry friends phone sex CarrieI love having special playtime with my furry friends! We always have such a sexy and yummy time together! It’s so much fun to experiment with different foods and goodies, I love letting them lick it off of my body and out of my tight little holes and cracks, it turns me on so fucking much! My furry little boy Dexter has a super long tongue and he knows how to work it amazingly! I’ll line up a bunch of different treats in front of him and whichever one he is drawn to he will bark at and that’s how I know which one he wants me to use with him! His favorite food that he usually goes for to lick up off of me is marshmallow cream! I’ll unscrew the cap off of the jar and he wags his tail and twirls around in circles because he is so excited! I scoop big globs of it out of the jar and smear it all over my pussy, asshole, nipples and stomach! Dexter loves to make sure I am licked clean and not a drop of that yummy cream is left to be found! He licks my clit so fucking good, I always squirt cum so hard which he loves to slurp up to wash down all the sweet marshmallow deliciousness! His tongue is so long, it digs deep into my asshole and he scrapes out some shit too which he loves to eat! Dexter knows how to hit all the right angles, he’s the best sexual furry friend a girl could ask for!

Nasty toilet piss and shit sex

Is it reasonable to just want to find the nastiest and grungiest guy at the bar and have him do the nastiest things to me. I would love to find a guy and follow him into the mens room and be treated like a piece of trashy shit. I want to be pissed and shit on. I want to eat a raunchy sweaty smelly ass hole and give them a rim job that goes into their asshole and then lick the sweat from their balls as they jizz all over my hair. I want to be faced fucked so hard that I throw up all over their cock and then be told to clean it up like a good little bitch. I am a dirty little cum dumpster whore and I know what I deserve. I want to be treated like the trash that I am and be filled in every hole with smelly sweaty stinky greasy cock. I want my face to be so sticky from piss and cum that I cant even open my eyes.Scat phone sex Aurora

I love brushing my teeth with shit

I was in the bathroom getting ready for work, I still needed to brush my teeth when all of the sudden  I had the urge I needed to take a massive dookie. I sat down to take a shit and was thwre for a bit trying to push it out when I realized I was running short on time, still had to do my hair and brush my teeth. But I was not done shitting and my stomach was upset. I then got this crazy notion that my tooth brush bristlesScat phone sex Aurora would probably feel good rubbing on my clit while I had a massive terd coming out of my asshole. I decided to put my theory to the test. I took my tooth brush and softly rubbed the hairs along my clit as I gave a shudder of delight. I did it a little harder as my terd fully came out. I then thought maybe it might feel good putting that toothbrush up my ass and pumping it in and out a bit, I was right it felt phenomenal. I did it til I cam all over, then I brushed my teeth with that tooth brush, combed my hair and went to work.story.

Eating Shit is my fav

Scat phone sex Aurora

 I swear some of the food at my job taste just like shit. I have eaten shit before, straight out of someones asshole and my lunch today during my break was fucking crap. I would have better luck going outside to find the stinkiest, smelliest fattest mother fucker I could and his asshole would taste better than my lunch. I could have him drop his drawers, put my tongue on his chode and lick from ball sack to the end of his ass crack, getting all that sweaty ball cheese and stuff, chew it up and I know I would like it more. I want to open my mouth wide while some one drops a juicy terd into the back of my throat. You know what, that is exactly what I am going to go do, because I want a lunch I will actually enjoy eating. I know someone around here needs to take a shit, and I am hungry.

Scat mouth scream

Scat phone sex AuroraI do not know who was in the bathroom last but somebody stunk that mother fucker up. You would think it would make me feeling like throwing up nut that is not what I felt like at all. I was actually thinking how much the smell was turning me on and wishing I had a greasy asshole in front of mouth right now. The smell of that shit makes me fantasize about having a big old fat cock fucking my pussy hole while I use my tongue to give some greasy asshole the licking of a life time. I want to not only lick that asshole clean but I want some one to give me some sit in my pie hole to swish around like some mouth wash. I want to feel that scat on my tongue and my teeth that I want to suck on an enormous cock to ram that shit down my throat even more.

Scat phone sex whore Aurora wants a ShitPie

Fuck, I just got off work from had to take a massive shit. I felt the relief of it coming out my asshole and I smelled the stench of my own shit and then for some reason I had the urge to want to eat some shit. I really wish I had some one right now to feed me a big greasy ass turd that I could swallow after they just had a greasy meal at a truck stop. You would not need any toilet paper, I will lick your ass hole clean inside and out. While we are at it why don’t you give me something to drink too! I would love to have some warm piss running down the back of my throat. I love the musty stench from a nasty pair of balls in my face and a dirty dick just spraying me down with his urine. He and I both know that I am a dirty fucking whore and I love it.  I do  not know why but just taking that massive dookie made me really horny and now I need to go find some one to give me the dirty treatment I am craving right now! I need a big old shit pie, cause I am hungry.

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