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When you just gotta go…

golden shower sex storiesI kinda felt like JWoww off of that lame ass show Jersey Shore. I knew she was famous for pissing in public. I personally had to do more than piss, and couldn’t wait any longer! Let me recap for ya. I’ve been partying pretty hard with spring break coming up, nothing like a couple pregame parties to get things going for a fun filled week…or so. When I start drinking I can’t stop…you  can just call me your wild thing. I was so fucking wasted I knew I would not make it up the hill to the house for the bathroom…I didn’t just have to piss I knew I had to shit too so I just stumbled off into the woods. I was so drunk, I really thought I was alone. I had squatted down and pissed already and was working on shitting too when all of a sudden I heard a laugh. I looked back and this hot guy was standing a few feet away from me with his chubby cock out, pissing. I think we were both turned on from our nasty similarities. Can you imagine the mess we got into next? We finished our shitting and pissing on each other and ended this wild night with a nice hardcore ass fucking…that naturally led to a lot of ass to mouth as what kind of girl would I be if I didn’t like to taste my own ass and shit?

You know I was dirty for Mardi Gras!

toilet sexFor Mardi Gras can you imagine what I did? I wasn’t just flashing my tits for beads like the other sluts, I wanted to see how far my naughty and dirty actions could take me. I didn’t want just silly beads, I wanted to see what else I could get and just have a lot of fun…I went to where I knew the dirtiest man could be found – an owner of a pizza shop. I knew I could get a whole meal and a place to stay for my trip as we had some fun together. I wasn’t wrong either! He was down to get dirty with me – right in his kitchen. I probably would advise not to eat that food considering all the piss and shit that was being pushed out all over each other – not to mention is hot load that he finished all over my face. Mmm, it was quite the dirty and naughty time with him. Just fucking like crazy and giving each other the hot loads we both needed and craved. It was so hot, and it was worth all the stuff I got out of it!

Lets have some fun!

extreme phone sexI want to have fun with you tonight, I want a wild party with all types of juices, I want to get some stupid sluts and take advantage of them. I wanna get messy with them and not let them see tomorrow. It doesn’t matter who we pick, we can snatch her up so easily she won’t even see it coming! I love degrading them, and to do that you have to make them do things they would never do unless they were being forced  to do so. I will force her to drink your piss, if she spits it up I’ll cut her deep, I love playing with their blood as much as I love watching them lay in our juices. Piss and shit covering her naked body. Soon it will be mixed with blood and cum and we will make her lick it all up after we are done taking turns fucking all her holes raw. Maybe I’ll fuck her with my knife? Wouldn’t that make a delicious bloody mess! And don’t worry she won’t live to tell anyone of the ‘horrible things’ we did to her… no she won’t even be making it to tomorrow. This party is the messiest one yet, but I am sure to try and top it!

Toilet sex is nasty dirty fun!

toilet sexToilet sex…do you know what that can mean? It can mean so many different things, do you know what kind of things end up in a toilet? It’s always getting it all…the piss, the shit, the puke and the cum. It’s really a nasty thing but a girl like me loves that kind of stuff. The smells, the being so filthy and dirty in so many nasty fucking ways. I like to suck and choke on a cock until I am puking then eat that puke until he cums in my mouth and we do it all over again. Or until he pushes his cock into my tight ass that is pushing out a fat stinky load out. I love my ass being spread wide for a big dump to come out onto a huge dick. It isn’t long after that I am covering him in my piss and he is doing the same for me. A tasty treat to end our toilet sex.

Check out our cheap phone sex specials!

cheap phone sexDo you know what’s not shitty? Our cheap phone sex specials. We have a couple year-round specials that you can pick from at any time…then you get to go about the dirty, pissing sex you and I were going to have anyway – but this way you’re really getting a deal. You can get covered in my piss for only $31 (41.50 int) for a full piss soaked 21 minutes… that’s enough time for me to cover you in my piss and you to cover me in your cum. Or maybe a 33 minute call for a measly $48 (64.50 int) is something your cock craves. You need all the time you can get to cover me in more than your cum, you’ve got some shit and piss for me too and I am going to take it all. And…a little ass fucking of course too! But you know what? You might need all that time and more, maybe a 75 minute special will strike your fancy tonight. You wanna get to know me, and do all those nasty and naughty things, and it’ll only cost you $125 (or 162.50 int). Now that’s a deal! A hot deal, like as hot as my juices hot. And if you’re feeling extra wild, just feel out our favorite special of all…a two girl special, that includes 15 minutes of me and a friend for only $50. That’s right, only $50 if you’re in the US, and only $75 if you international. How could you say no to one of those deals? Or this pussy? Or ass… or all the naughty things we are going to do…?!

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I know you love pissing sex as much as I do!

pissing sexPissing sex, mmm… just reading that turns you on doesn’t it? Is your cock already rock hard? I bet it fucking is! You’re a dirty, dirty boy and you need a dirty girl like me. Fear not, I am here and my piss is dying to make its way down your face and all over your chest. My lips spread wide open as I stand over you and cover you with my hot piss, mmm… I know you wanna taste it! And I know you will, open your mouth wide and drink all this yummy pee and be begging for more. Now that your cock is covered in my piss, allow me to sit right on it. My pussy or my ass are all yours to play with, I’ll ride your cock with whatever hole you wanna fuck! Whatever you wanna do…we can, a girl as nasty as me will do anything for her man. Get a down and dirty as you can imagine. There’s not a thing I haven’t done! Are you ready to take a walk on the dirty side?

Talk to sexy girls and have toilet sex

toilet sexI know you’ve been googling the same thing over and over again. Talk to sexy girls, toilet sex, pissing sex… only to finally stubble upon my page. I’m a nasty girl, are you a nasty boy? I wanna know…do you wanna get dirty with me? I’m talking really dirty. And I know you want to see exactly how dirty I can get, now don’t you? All day I will make sure to drink an assortment of liquids for you, apple juice and mountain dew go right through me…so I will have to drink lots of that. And make sure to eat lots of fiber too…I know exactly how you like my shit – oh yes that pun was intended. When you come home I’ll be so fucking ready for you, you should just go right ahead and lay down and let me crouch over you. I’ve got a fat load of shit and a full bladder too…I am just hoping you’re going to have the same for me! Let’s be dirty and oh so fucking nasty together…

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Ask me about our specials!

cheap phone sexA girl like me CLEARLY loves to get nice and fucking dirty. I love ALL the juices I can get my hands and mouth on…my holes of course are an option since they’ve got some juices of their own to get out JUST for you! Don’t you know my pussy is just fucking full of hot piss? And my ass… it’s full of warm soft shit to spread all over your body. And your cock, just for me to lick it off. MMM! Go ahead and pee in my mouth as I suck it clean, swallow all that piss and then make me choke and gag on your dick like a total whore. Don’t worry I can take it! I know that you want me to puke, that’s the last juice you need to blow your hot sticky load to add to this dirty mess! A mess like this deserves a special price, just make sure to ask me about one of our great deals and specials we have for those who wanna get messy with me tonight!

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You can also find me on tumblr!

pissing phone sexUnfortunately I have to be careful what I say on tumblr. Those people on there can get so easily offended by a scat and piss lover like myself. You want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You love it? You want more? You are such a nasty boy! And I sure do have more for you…mmm.

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More golden showers sex for you!

golden showers sexMore golden showers sex for you my darling, you’ve been a very naughty boy and someone that is bad like you needs to be taken care of in more than one messy way! Sure I started out shitting for him; it was a great fat shit by the way. He loved to listen and hear it come out and plop into the toilet. After that of course I gave him a nice golden shower, but he wanted more. And oh I know how he felt, I was craving it too. We needed someone else to share this experience with, someone nice and young. A sweet little virgin would do just fine. And finding a girl like this was not too hard either. We started humiliating this bitch, we shit on her, he peed in her eyes and I held them open for him. Her pretty little face wasn’t that pretty anymore, covered in our shit and piss. We had more in store for her though, she was crying and begging but we made her bend over and shit all over his dick. It was time to pop that cherry with her shit all over his big fat cock. Now imagine all these juices- pee, shit, puke, and blood everywhere. See how fun it is to get real nasty with me?