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Hardcore Anal Sex with Amara

hardcore anal sexIt has been a while since I have had some good hardcore back door action. Sometimes getting my tight asshole fucked is better than having a lame pussy fuck. I love the balance of pleasure and pain. The challenge of fitting a big hard cock into something so tight and tiny. It’s like my asshole is practically choking that big hard fuck rod. Strangling it so tight that I can feel it pulsate against the inside of my smooth shit hole walls. It’s like an added sensation much like a vibration.Then when you get that cock slamming nice and fast into my backdoor I start to feel your balls swing. With each thrust harder and faster you begin to slap your nut sack off my wet pussy. Your balls giving my clit little kisses with that hard cock riding deep into my shit hole. All I need if for you to lean forward and grab a hold of my huge fun bags that are also swinging back and fourth to your thrusts. I want you to grab my nipple and pinch them, twist them, pull on them. Oh fuck just about then I will have came like a man. My pussy squirting cum all over while you bust your load deep into my ass. Now that is some good ass fucking.

Lot lizard sex saved me!

lot lizard sexWell, I have never really thought of myself as a lot lizard, seriously I don’t usually spend a whole lot of time around truck stops but this weekend that all changed. I was driving to visit a friend and my car broke down, luckily I was at a truck stop but unluckily, I was broke as shit and my cell phone was dead as fuck! I didn’t know what to do and honestly I was about to just sit there and cry and feel sorry for myself but then this guy came up to me. He asked what was wrong and after I explained he told me that he was sure that he could help me out… if I helped him and his friend out too. Hellooooo, I am a total slut so yeah, I had no problem with that at all! I went back to his truck with him and all I had to do was let him and a friend piss on me and then suck their cocks… not exactly hard work at all! Plus they not only fixed my damn car, they also made sure I had some money in my pocket too! I may have to rethink the whole lot lizard sex thing huh?

I am one nasty anal sex whore!

anal sex whoreI am an anal sex whore and I’m not too fucking picky about what I shove up there either! Sometimes it’s a cock, sometimes it’s a baseball bat, sometimes it’s cucumber or a zucchini, what can I say? I love being stuffed to the breaking point… literally! I want my fuck holes stretched out to the point that it fucking hurts! Nothing less can satisfy me ever. That’s why today when I was bored I decided to see just how far I could get this big ass zucchini up my pooper. I had to warm up with my fingers, stretching my asshole until I could get my whole hand up there, then I lubed up my zucchini and shoved it right on it there! Oh it felt amazing, that fucking zucchini damn near ripped my asshole apart but I loved every second of it! God, it was so big and firm, I swear I have never felt anything like it before! What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever shoved up your ass?

Happy Holidays with Ellen

Druggy phone sex.

Today anything goes. I want to see, smell and have all kinds of weed today. I am selling my dirty whore pussy for some greens. 420 to me means Ill be making some serious greens. I will do anything to stay fucked up all god damn day. Bring me around town with your friends. Guarantee me that good lush green shit. Not only will you get to fuck me, but you can split these trees with me! I know you want this pussy.

Freaky phone sex

You want this dirty pussy filled with cum before you fuck me. You always joke around about sex. You never make your move and you know I Am a dirty fucking whore. Take me to all your dope boys and tonight I swear to god I will suck and fuck all the cum out of your balls. I know you want to blow smoke up my gaping asshole and pussy. Then you wanna suck it all out including the cum up my dirty holes!! Lets get fucked up!

Trashy MILF Loves P Daddies

trashy milfTrashy MILF is an understatement when describing me. My youngest daughter had a slumber party this weekend. I knew there would be 10 little girls in the house for the night. That is not a slumber party, it’s a P man orgy. I made up a special party punch with some potent pharmaceuticals designed to make young girls very pliable and zombie like. Little girls who don’t scream or remember shit are in high demand. I can get a grand a fuck hole. Ten girls times at least two tight fuck holes equals serious cash for  a stay at home mom. I sent out the invites. The response was amazing, especially since I had pictures of all the girls up for auction. They are all on my daughter’s dance squad. Once the punch kicked in, I ushered in the men for the real party. I was pretty amazed how limp the girls were, even my daughter who is far from a virgin. They just moaned softly and rather incoherently as big man cocks violated their pussies and asses. Seeing cocks go in clean and come out with cherry juice on them made my muff squirt. I was coating the little girls with my mama juice. I got so horny watching these men get their nuts off in the tightest holes, but I was too old for any of them. But, I am not too old for man’s best friend. I let the furry beast drill me with his red rocket as I watched young girls get forced fucked by dirty old men. My cunt was full of the beast’s seed, while old men filled virgin vessels up with their man seed. No girl old enough to get knocked up yet, and I would clean their fuck holes with my tongue to erase all DNA. It was win win all around. My pockets got lined very well. No little girl would remember a thing the next morning. I took them horseback riding before they drank  punch, which explained their little girl parts being tender. And a group of dirty old rich men got to experience the tightest little holes of their lives.

Training My Baby to be a Gangbang Whore

gangbang whoreNot only am I a gangbang whore, so are my daughters; even the littlest one. Fucking is not only fun, but extremely profitable. My parents made good money making me their little whore, selling me to the highest bidder and keeping me knocked up. Unlike my folks, however, I let my girls keep the majority of the money they make . Personally, I think girls are far better whores when something is in it for them too. That is why when one of my fuck toys offered me 5 grand for my baby for a bachelor party, I told my daughter there was $4,000 for her to be nice to some old guys for a few hours. I of course chaperoned. I dressed her like a beauty pageant girl. Guys who like young girls, love that look. I explained to her that $4,000 would buy her all the princess clothes and dolls she could imagine. She beamed and said would make those men so happy. She had no idea how hard she was gonna work for that money. We arrived at the address I was provided. I slipped her a Benadryl cocktail to make her less feisty. When  guys shell out that kind of money for a few hours, they want anything goes, even hardcore anal sex. They were going to ruin her. A bunch of dirty old perverts wanting to dip their fuck sticks into the tiniest, tightest holes for a night of debauchery, were not going to make love to her little fuck holes.  They did a number on her baby girl pussy and virgin ass. She looked like a midget porn star taking cocks at both ends. Eyes rolling back in her head, she was in some pain. I gave her some of my blunt, which seemed to help. She was a pro though. Never cried, never said no, was always gracious. She  was a cum coated doll by the time she was done, but a rich one.

What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

No taboo phone sex Tell a lie Day

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So today is the day were it is tell a lie day. Usually I do not lie because I could give no shits about anything, but just for today and for fucksakes I shall make up some lies. Part of being a dumb whore like myself and relying on blow to get me through the day, amongst other vices- I must say dick makes my world go round and round a hell of a lot easier. Personally my standards are not overly high, if you can stick it in then hey we are pretty much accomplishing our goal.

So today at my other job, we hired like four busboys and they are so geeky it’s rather cute. I am going to tell them a lie and say I am a virgin and I know once I say that they are going to want to stick their dicks in me so bad. I will let them too. I am going to have an orgy with these guys and after they get done cleaning the dishes and lubing up my holes, I will go ahead and break the news to them that I lied. I can not wait, this will be so much fun. They are going to go crazy over my lied about virgin holes!

I’m The Girl 4 U

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You say you don’t want me but you know I am the girl for you. You know that I am the only girl that will get down and dirty with you. The only one that helps you fuck those precious little bitches faces. You know what I mean…you know that you have dark desires. What do you think I do every weekend? Well besides the usual gangbang, and partying… you know I am there babysitting those perfect angels. Lucy, Tiger Lily, and little baby Sky. All are perfect and ready to be used. Their stupid cunt Mommy’s never know that what we are really doing during all that babysitting is far from playing with dollies! We are playing with their faces, their holes too. They will never tell…we can play with them like this for hours and days. We can always play…so don’t stay mad baby. I can be the one who you can beat around, slap and spank and the one who helps you turn those fantasies into reality.

Live Phone Sex with a Trashy MILF

live phone sexLive phone sex has all sorts of meanings. I think it most commonly means you are talking to a real person, not some automated chick like Siri. But it also means you are talking live to me in my home. I am not sitting at some desk with a headset on surrounded by other women doing the same. The majority of time I am in my living room, naked and playing with my pussy while we share dirty stories. Now, some times, like today, I have a few brats at home with me. Although legally they can’t be on the phone with me because they are not old enough, that doesn’t mean I don’t let them listen to me sharing stories about our kinky p family fun. It also doesn’t mean I don’t have a brat or two between my legs licking my pussy or rimming my ass while you and I play. Most guys have a porn on while talking dirty; I have a little one serving as a vibrator. Not much difference. I am a trashy MILF, what can I say? My brats are well trained sex slaves for me and for you. You can ask me to do anything with any one of them, the boys or the girls, and I will not deny you. I am the kind of mother with no limits. And, those no limits extend to my brats. Likely whatever you want to do to them, I have thought of it or have already done it. I love my brats, but I do believe that they are my property. Thant means if I want to whore them out to earn money I will. It means if I want to force fuck tight little cunnies and asses, I will. It means if I want to get one of the girls pregnant, I will. While they are under my roof, they do as they are told. So what can one of my little ones do for you?