Tag: Nasty phonesex

Pissing While I Fuck You

Pissing sex

 

We are in the back of an Uber driving along the road. We are almost at the destination and I need to piss so bad. I ask if we can stop so I can use the bathroom and you say no, encouraging the Uber driver to keep driving. I beg you to let me pee, telling you that I have a small bladder and I can’t make it until the destination. I need to piss now before I piss all over myself and this Uber. You tell me to stop being so dramatic and that I am perfectly capable of holding it in until we get to the destination. Then, I inform you that I can’t hold it in anymore and that I’m going to piss in the Uber. You tell me to sit on your lap so that the piss will only get on you and not the car. I sat on your lap and soaked all your clothes and your skin in my piss. You tell me to take off my panties so that I’m no longer soaked and that you want to fuck me. I say I have to pee some more and you tell me to pee on you while you fuck me. While your cock is deep inside my pussy, I am pissing all over your thighs, chest and legs. 

Nasty Phonesex Makes My Pussy Wet

Nasty Phonesex

I like to rent out rooms on AirBnB to hot men and fuck them during their stay. I greeted my latest hunky renter in a short purple silk rob, purple fishnet thigh highs and a purple thong and I could see the bulge in his jeans immediately. My tits were so hard, he couldn’t help but lean forward and start sucking on them without even saying hello! He walked in and pushed me down on my couch, ripping off my thong and spreading my legs wide so he could spread my black pussy and suck my wet, pink lips. He pulled his cock out of his pants and I sucked like dick as if I were sucking bone marrow out of a chicken bone! It was so thick and meaty, it was like I was sucking on a flashlight. I couldn’t wait to shove that cum wand until my juicy cunt! He pushed me back down and wrapped his hands around my neck as his girthy schlong parted my pussy as if it were Moses and disappeared between my pink sugar walls. He filled up every inch of my cavernous pleasure pocket and pounded my g-spot until my toes curls and my eyes rolled so far back into my head that I could read my own mind. He had me begging for his seed and he deposited it deep in my womb—I’m such a creampie slut, I love it when I have a cum filled cunt! I’m sure to be pregnant with this stranger’s baby after this! Just thinking about it has my pussy soaking my panties right now and the only thing that can hold me over until I see him again is some nasty phonesex!

Cum Eating Lesson Leads to Slurping Juices From Fingers

Cum Eating Phone Sex

 

I love helping you eat your own cum. I am a cum eating expert and you too can squirt all over your tummy and learn to slurp all of those yummy juices and swallow like a good little cum gobbler. First, I want you to jerk your cock. All you need to do is look at my picture and think about licking and tasting all of that delicious cum streaming out of your cock. I want you to also think about cumming all over my big, beautiful tits. Keep fapping for me so you can get that sweet liquid reward. Well, would you look at that. You have cum all over your tummy and got a bit on your chest. Wow, you really are a squirter! Now, it is time to lick all of that sticky cum off your tummy. Take a little bit off your fingers and think of it like licking some honey from a honey pot. Now, that you have had a taste. Have some more. Soon, you will become addicted to eating your cum and you won’t be able to stop. 

Filling Up Your Ass with an Enema

Anal Sex Whore

 

I love pegging you with my strap-on, filling you up with my 9-inch cock. Your cock gets so hard when I say I am going to get my strap-on out of my drawer and we’re going to hit your G-spot all night long. First, we need to use an enema to clear out all of your shit before I can fuck your asshole with the strap. I insert the enema into your ass and start cleaning you out. I see you getting harder when I add more liquid from the enema into your asshole. I ask you why you are getting hard and you say the sensation of the liquid fills you up and feels much better than a strap-on. I keep feeling you up with the liquid and rubbing your balls with my other hand, milking you and filling you up. You can’t take much more as you cum all over the bed and rush to the bathroom. Once you are out of there, let’s go for another round!

Trailer Trash Whore Holes can be Contagious

Trailer trash whore

 

To all of you pussy lip sucking pervs who pay to have a trailer trash whore sit on your faces, more power to you!  I get it, eating pussy really turns me on, too.  Munching on a meaty muff and slurping down all of that slit slime is hot as hell, but you never know what one of my hot little teen hookers might’ve picked up from one of you twat licking and sticking tricks.  Pretty brave of you, s’all I’m sayin’.

How many men do you think these sluts slay on a daily basis?  On a good day, one of my trailer park prostitutes will take on ten to fifteen johns, no problem.  Of course, there’s a creampie option for all of you freaky fucks.  You don’t really believe that none of those horny bareback whore humpers have any sort of crotch crud to pass on to an unprotected pussy, do you?  Get real.  Guys don’t care if they give my girls gonorrhea or herpes or whatever else might be infesting their johnsons.  They just want to juice up a teen whore’s tight little fuckhole with a chunky white load, they don’t give a shit if it comes with an impending visit to the free clinic.

Ever get crabs?  Could you imagine having them all over your face?  Bedbugs and cockroaches aren’t the only pests that infest these mobile homes.  Good luck finding a trailer in the court that’s completely free of pubic lice.  How about herpes?  You get cold sores?  Imagine having genital herpes that spread all over your lips, cheeks and chin.  That shit never goes away, just hides for a while before popping up at the most inconvenient time to ruin your life for a few weeks.  Forever.  Until you die.  I hope eating a trick turning teen sluts fucking foamy ass Petri dish of a pussy is worth it to you.  When some crazy, AIDS ridden super syphilis rots your brain because you’ve been paying a trailer court courtesan to cover your head with her extremely contagious cunt cream on a constant basis, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

 

Anal sex whore indulges in post-holiday filthy sex

Anal sex whoreBeing an Anal sex whore who loves to get filthy around the holidays is the biggest gift of all! I love that you over ate and your full of shit. I want to indulge in post-holiday filthy scat sex. I bend over and spread my ass wide, offering you a taste of this chocolate cream pie. I know you love the taste of my juicy round ass, but you aren’t going to get inside me, at least not that fast.
I want a piece of you and back and open wide. You hover that ass over my face and lower that ass down right. I tongue fuck you fast and hard, begging for a taste. I’m a nasty shit eating whore and I need my reward. I see your ass open up as a long, thick, shit log slowly slides out. I allow it to slide right down my throat. I’m gaging on this thick log and beginning to chock.

I grip that nice long shit and ram it deep in my wet juicy cunt. I’m fucking myself hard with that shit while I continue to clean, and face fuck your ass. God baby it tastes so good thank you for feeding me, you know I’ve been patiently waiting. I reach around and jerk your cock coating it in your shit. you are still riding my face like a cowboy on a bucking horse.

You ram that cock deep in my cunt force your shit log deeper still. you can feel that shit oozing out around your cock as you fuck me hard and fast. You are use this filthy cunt as your personal cock sleeve go ahead baby, I know just what you need. Make me you dirty shit filled cum whore. use this tight little pussy to make you cum. I want you to bread me baby, fill this shitty cunt all the way up. Then I’m going to push out this shit and cum and lick it all off your dick and balls!

Hookers For Hire Indulge a Guy’s Peanut Butter Fetish

hookers for hireHookers for hire do anything for money, including indulging a client’s peanut butter fetish. Did you know November is National Peanut Butter Lovers’ Month? Neither did I. I have dealt with a lot of fetishes in my line of work. Both as a hooker and phone whore, but I have never come across a peanut butter lover. That all changed on Thanksgiving. After our family meal, we had to go meet a guy who is a friend of my husband. He hired us for a kinky and sticky session. Now, normally, I do not make my slutkins work on holidays or birthdays, but this was a favor to daddy. Plus, the guy was paying triple our normal rate because it was a holiday. My husband told me he likes peanut butter. I thought it was a weird thing to just blurt out, but never in a million years would I have guessed that the man had a fetish for peanut butter. I did not know anyone had a fetish for peanut butter. Nor, did I know the entire month of November is dedicated to peanut butter lovers. My family of hookers for hire, however, will do anything for money. That includes acting like we love nothing more than fucking while covered in sticky, peanut butter.

hookers for hireWhen we arrived, our client had his cock covered in peanut butter. I almost asked him if he was a furry friend lover. I was trying to understand where this obscure fetish originated. My eldest daughter just told me to forget about it and act like I love peanut butter more than life. She was right. Hookers should just shut their mouths and focus on the money. My daughters sucked his peanut butter coated dick clean. They were sticky, but I do not think they minded at all. I mean who does not like peanut butter? We like to eat peanut butter, but we have never fucked lathered in it before. That was interesting, but it is what we did. He lathered us each head to toe in peanut butter, then he took his time licking it off our bodies. Good thing we all have bald cunts, because peanut butter would be hard to get out of a hairy pussy even with soap and water, LOL. Our client really was a peanut butter lover. My hookers for hire were a brown sticky mess when we were done. Thankfully, he let us shower before heading home. My guess is no one would think the brown sticky stuff matted in our hair was peanut butter. I guess nothing is surprising coming from a trailer park whore and her slutkins. What is your fetish?

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Happy Ending Massage By Dirty Massage Therapist

Cum Guzzling Slut

 

I am a massage therapist giving you a nice massage after a long day. I look under your towel and I see your cock. My boss would fire me if she knew what I was thinking. I move my hands down closer and closer to your cock. I can see you get hard under the towel. I can’t resist. I slide my hands from my stomach to your cock and start jerking it. You are startled but you relax as I continue making you feel so good. I love moving my hand up and down your cock, feeling you get harder inside my hand. I use my other hand on your cock, one hand stroking your cock while the other rubs your tip. Precum is dripping from your cock and I use that for lube. I stroke faster and faster, rubbing your tip and playing with your cock. Your cock can’t take it anymore and you cum into my mouth. You put on your clothes and tell my manager that I got all your stress out and that you would love to come again. Next appointment, I’ll make sure that you do.

Nasty phonesex

Nasty phonesexYou call me over telling me that you want to eat me out for days and you are ready to have some Nasty phonesex. I sit on your face twirling my cunt all over your tongue. Just as I’m on the verge of having an orgasm you look at me and tell me to shit on your chest. Without hesitation, I stand up straddling your chest. I bend down to the squatting position starting to squeeze. Thinking I haven’t shit in days. You start playing with my pussy getting me back wet and flowing.

Nasty phonesex

I’m getting the feeling of squirting aging and I push out a fart. as my body teases up I let out a big wet fart. You get excited knowing that I’m gonna shit. Right as I started squirting out of my pussy I started shitting on your cheat. It just won’t stop Shitting and you won’t stop playing with this pussy. You were begging for more. I just took the most giant shit on your chest as you played with my pussy. I squirt all in your face. You grab me by the hips pulling me down and making me sit on your chest. All that warm squishy shit, piss, and cum all over our bodies. I scoot all the way down so I can climb on your Dick. All that shit is being shoved inside me. I bounce on that Dick round and round bouncing my ass up and down. Once you cum I lay there covered in shit. You’re going to be my Cum dumpster. You call your best friend over and have it lick up all the shit. You spread my legs having him lick my pussy real good making sure it’s clean. The Best friend licked my asshole not a shit stain in sight. it went over to you when there was no more to lick off of me and started giving you the royal treatment licking you clean.

Trailer Trash Whore Fights For Her Spot In Her Daddys Bed!

Trailer Trash Whore

I love being Daddys favorite little Trailer trash whore. It’s not the easiest title to keep though, I’ve had to physically fight to stay at the top of Daddys list. Making him as happy as I possibly can, he likes his little drugged up whores to be a bit handsy with eachother. All of Daddy’s little Trailer park sluts battling it out to be his favorite.

The feeling of being the most special girl Daddy fucks, is amazing. I’ve won every fight so far, so I’m kinda curious if anyone could beat me for his attention. You see, every time I win I get some extra special drugs, and a good dose of Daddy dick. Now, that’s something to work for.

Just imagine what it would feel like to have all the pretty little sluts figting over you, vying for your attention while they beat eachother up. I love it if I can give a girl a nice black eye to remind her that you’re my Daddy and not hers!