I am not big on the younger ones but when a friend of mine called and asked if I could sit with her class while she took some time to go vote today I figured what the hell. She gave me an assignment for them that she thought would keep them busy until she returned. What she didn’t count on was the lines at the voting polls.
Assignments were done and the Indians were getting restless. I had to think on my feet
In her desk drawer she had several fruits and vegis that she kept for snacks. I decided to play a game with the class.
I would hold a fruit or vegetable behind my back and they had to guess what it was by my description.
Holding the first one behind my back I began.
“It’s long and yellow, you have to peel it before you eat it…”
Hands were up and the “I know’s” were resounding.
I picked a cute little girl named Mary.
Standing up she said, “It’s a banana!”
I showed the class.
“No it’s a squash. But you sure were thinking hard about what it could be. Good job! Let’s try another one.”
Again my hands were behind my back.
“It’s round and red and has seeds….”
Hands were flying and the class was ready to answer.
I picked a young freckle faced boy named James.
“It’s an apple!”
“No it’s a tomato, but good job James, you sure thought that one out!”
About this time a boy with the twinkle of mischief in his eyes said he had something for everyone to guess at.
I let him come to the front of the class and try to stump his class mates.
Pushing his hand deep into his pocket he said “It’s long and hard, it has a head and can be called a tool.”
My mind went to the gutter, my pussy got wet as hell. Yet I had to tell him not to be naughty and to sit down.
Pulling his hand out of his pocket he smiled at me with a twinkle in his eye.
“No lady it isn’t bad, it’s a nail. But you sure was thinking hard about what it could be Miss!”
I think I am taking this boy home with me….
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I Love Teen Hookers for Hire
I was out of town this past weekend to meet an old friend. She is a good friend, but rather boring and plain Jane, unlike me. I stayed in a hotel so I could have some fun at night. On Friday, I was partying, checked out the Back Pages for hookers for hire and ordered myself an escort to party and play with. I got the surprise of a life time when my Lolita for hire knocked on my room door. It was my friend’s daughter. She was mortified, but I assured her that I would keep her dirty little secret. I insisted she stay and earn her money.
She had a kick ass body that I never could see hidden under her frumpy school outfit. She had a fake ID, which is how she got the job with the escort company. According to her, her mother’s new husband won’t pay for her college, so she is saving up. Very entrepreneurial of her. I was impressed. Nothing wrong with selling your body. Sex sells. It is profitable and doesn’t hurt anyone. I informed her that as long as she kept me company for the night, I could send her some extra business. I know lots of perverts who love a sexy little Lolita to fuck.
Tonight however, she was mine to fuck. We did some lines, drank some wine and ate pussy and ass. I had her in the shower too for some shower massage fun. That pulsating water directly on a cunt will make any girl explode. My fingers massaged her womb tickling her G-spot, giving her the first earth shattering orgasm of her life. She had never eaten pussy before, but after a night with me she was a muff diving champion. Her cunt was so sweet and yummy. Reminded me of my daughter’s pussy. I rimmed that girl’s ass, tossed her salad until she was screaming and squirting. She said most of the johns she hooks up with don’t care about her pleasure. Silly hedonistic men. Why do you guys think so many chicks are bisexual? Because we know how to give and take.
I paid my daughter’s friend handsomely for the weekend so she could stash some money away for her college fund. Her mom is sweet, but stupid and clueless. Puts all her time and energy into a deadbeat new hubby when she could be playing with and spoiling her sweet teen daughter instead. Well, if she won’t play with her hot daughter and treat her like a princess, I sure will. I love hot teen pussy, do you?
She’s A Rich Bitch
She is a rich bitch. Spoiled rotten and Daddy’s little girl. The problem is she is a lesbian through and through and she can’t let her Daddy find out. he would cut her off in a heart beat.
She calls me when Daddy is out of town and pays me a pretty penny to come over with my strap-on and fuck the shit out of her.
I love making her my little slut and treating her like the little whore that she really is. Fucking her hard and making her suck her juices off my plastic dick just like she was giving a blow job to a man. She loves the taste of her pussy but hates it when I face fuck her and call her a dick sucking whore.
I make sure to earn every cent she pays me.
Calling In A Favor
There are times at work where I simply do not have enough fuck staff to set up my guys. This sometimes can cause me to lose money, which is unacceptable. It doesn’t happen often but when it does it makes me unhappy. I am not sure if the truckers were super horny from seeing everyone in their Halloween costumes or what, but this past Saturday night was hellacious!
I was trying to do some paperwork in the office and Jimmy kept coming back to tell me that such and such needed me. I was running out of girls and boys, and let’s face it, I don’t want their pussies and asses ragged out so much that they are no use to me after a couple of hours. Hell no! That cuts into my money margin.
Luckily for me I work here with some outstanding bitches. I love each and everyone of them because they are whores just like myself. I wasn’t aware of this before hand but one of the girls here lives not to far from me. When I found this out I called her and asked her if she would like to meet for a cup of coffee.
She came over and she looked as slutty as she does in her pics. PERFECT! Her and I talked for a bit, and I asked her if she would like to make some extra money and it would only take a couple of hours max. I had noticed that some of my guys who were sitting at the counter gave her some looks when she walked in, so I knew I could use her skills.
She said yes, and Sybil was off with some of my guys. I have to say, I didn’t get one complaint. When she came into the office as I was about to leave she smelled like a gutter whore. She must of licked a lot of ass because her face was covered in ass juice and jizz. I told her that if she wanted she could take a shower before she went home, she told me that it was okay, she would wait. What a glorious dirty fuck slut she is.
I laughed then got my purse, and I walked her out of the office. After I locked the door I turned around and she was flashing me her tits. I think she has a bit of nympho in her along with gallons of cum from helping me out. She earned her pay, and I got my pussy licked for free. It was a great night.
Phone Sex Sluts Have the Must Fun
Phone sex sluts have the best lives. If you are in this industry, it is because you love no limits sex. I was raised in an open family. I am raising my brats in an open family too. I had my oldest girl put on her school girl outfit for a special Halloween party. It was a party of three. Me as the bad prison guard. Her as the wayward teen. And a special friend as the dirty old warden. He paid me for my daughter’s tight teen holes. She just didn’t know it yet. But, he paid for a bit more than the privilege of fucking her. He paid to knock her up. I have been giving her a placebo for her birth control for months now, so she should be very fertile.
We arrived at his house in costume. She was dismayed to find out it was not a real party. She got unruly, so I tossed her over my knees and spanked her bare bottom until she settled down. Our patron came over and gave her a few whacks on her bare ass too. By the sound it made, I knew it hurt. I could see how hard he was getting seeing my girl get some old fashioned corporal punishment. I pulled her hair, told her to be a good whore. She unzipped his pants and started sucking his cock from my lap. It made her gag. He was nearly a foot long. She didn’t want to suck his dick, but she knows if she doesn’t do as mommy tells her, she loses all her privileges, including her phone. I helped force her head down on his shaft. Once he was good and hard, I told her to spread her legs like a good slut.
He had a little jailhouse cot to complete the fantasy. She laid down on it, spread her bald pink pussy and I guided his hard cock into her pussy. I pinned her legs down as he force fucked her little cunnie. My pussy was dripping wet as she struggled and screamed. When he came inside her, I pulled her legs together, put a butt plug in her cunt to keep his batter inside her. I told her in 9 months she was going to make me a grandma. She looked at me in amazement like this was a prank. Then I showed her the load of cash that he paid to knock her up. She changed her tune. Money has a way of calming her down. Suddenly birthing a brat didn’t seem like such a bad idea. My parents supported themselves getting me knocked up when I was even younger than she is now. I have two more girls with bellies ripe for your seed. Would you like to knock a young girl up?
Bukake Party
She is a cute little thing and she has been hanging out a lot lately. She wants to be a full fledged whore just like me. It took me a while to try and figure out how to test her matza and find out if she has what it takes. But I finally came up with the perfect plan! A bukake party with her as the bukake whore!
I told her that if she really wanted to be a whore she would have to pass my test. I didn’t give her any information but when she said she would do anything my cunt let out a nice shot of cum wetting my panties.
I got on the phone and started inviting guys to the party. The turn out was great, over 40 guys of all shapes, sizes and ages showed up.
I knelt her in the middle of the floor, face down, ass up and instructed her to stay there no matter what. She was to take what ever happened and do whatever she was told.
By the end of the night she was covered with cum and I lost count of how many times I came over the course of the night!
Gangbang Whore Randi Is An Anal Cum Dumpster For Coke Dealers Debt
Sometimes I hate the fact that I am so addicted to drugs. Other times I love it. My dealer always fronts me the coke when I am short and lets me go on my own trips. I love it so much. I would have to say the best part is that when I get behind my dealer makes me work it off. I know that he makes a lot of money off a top dollar hoe like me, but I love it just as much! I love being stuffed in my tight ass hole. The pure profit he makes off of me is amazing. I get mounted by one or several. Whatever my dealer says has to go, and I know that with no problem! I can be an anal cum dumpster for all of the guys that want to dump their cum straight into my whore pussy and pay my dealer for it. Free coke for pussy work, not a problem at all for this top bitch!
Trashy Milf Rainbow Party with Boy Cock
My eldest daughter told me she wanted to have a rainbow party. She knows what a trashy MILF I am, so if she wanted to have a bunch of school friends over to suck cock and party, I was not stopping her. In fact, I encouraged it. I even invited my friend Cleo over to chaperone. Well, maybe that is not the right word. I just knew that Cleo could help me entertain the young school boys there who might want their dicks swallowed by seasoned cock suckers.
The premise of these parties is that young girls wear different shades of lipstick and the guys compete to get a rainbow effect on their cocks. I knew they were a popular thing among older teens, but my daughter just barely makes that status. Her body is not quite as developed as her mind, but she is no virgin, and if this helped make her popular at school, I was all for it. She just told her school friends to tell their folks she was having a birthday party. Cleo and I wore our own shades of lipsticks to join in. As young boys and girls filled my house, Cleo and I got horny as fuck. We both like young cock. Young pussy too. We had the bar stocked with booze and coke and of course lipstick.
My girl’s friends couldn’t believe she had such a cool mom. Cleo and I sat at the bar drinking Tequila and doing lines as we watched little boys get their dicks blown by amateurs. It was a site to see, but we both knew those girls needed help. Not my girl. She learned how to suck cock from me and her daddy. But many of these poor girls needed dick sucking lessons only a gangbang whore like Cleo or myself could teach them. We reapplied our lipsticks and let those girls learn from observation as we chugged on boy cock. Many of the girls watched in amazement as we deep throated cocks and took loads of boy batter to the face. It was our goal to blow every boy there so they could know what good head felt like.
Young girls have tight snatches and perky bodies, and even though they are little sluts, they lack the skills to get men off really hard yet. Sadly they don’t teach cock sucking in school, which is why Cleo and I have always home schooled our brats in certain key subjects like big dick sucking. Those poor boys didn’t know what hit them. Their rainbow dicks were smeared, but they came many times and got to watch two dirty mommies snowball boy jizz with the young girls in the house. Those girls needed a lesson in cum tasting. The brats all stayed the night. I called parents and assured them every one was safe and separated and I’d have them home the next morning. Cleo and I had so much more to teach these young ones. Perhaps you would like to chaperone one of my brat’s parties. Girls are never too young learn how to take big fat cock up their tiny teeny fuck holes.
Can I get a Welfare Check Please
Never thought I would consider myself a trashy MILF, but if the shoe fits! My neighbor has like three fucked up rugrats. One is in juvenile hall, one ran away and the last one, her teen anal whore has decided I make a much better mom. I have no idea why she thinks this, other then we have gotten high and took turns fucking each other. She likes the nonstop party, who can blame her. Best thing, her mom got fucked up and now is in jail for at least 12
months. I had no idea she had named me that little whore’s caretaker. I opened up my mailbox and found a check made out to me! I had no idea a young slut would bring me cash each month! I cashed it before my loser husband found out about it, and scored me and the little slut a nice fat rock! I told her she could take the guest room, but she better be prepared to earn her way! That means spreading her legs for whoever the fuck gives us cock, cum, and coke. I was going to definitely ride this whore. And a year is a perfect amount of time to make one of my own. Being a dirty mom could be fun!