I am a druggy porn star. In my head at least. What can I say? When it comes to coke, pot and pills, I party like a rock star and keep my dignity. Not that I have much dignity to begin with, LOL. I just mean that I do not get sloppy when high. Drinking is my weakness, however. I can hold my liquor better than most women, but I am a sloppy drunk, nonetheless. Last night I crashed a party. One of the girls at the party challenged me to a drinking contest. I think she wanted to shame me. I was 3 times her age, but the guys at the party turned their focus to me not her when I crashed the party. They were more interested in the trashy milf than her, and I think she just got jealous. She wanted to see me falling down drunk, praying to the porcelain gods. I knew it was a possibility because liquor not my drug of choice. Challenge accepted and challenged failed. She handed me a bottle of Jack Daniels and I guzzled it like I was Janis Joplin on stage. In between guzzles, I took some hits off my pipe and a couple lines of devil’s dust too. Soon, I looked like the girl from the Exorcist. I was puking after I drank most of the bottle of Jack. So was the girl who challenged me. We both lost the challenge and we both lost our dignity, LOL. The guys at the party did not care that we were sloppy drunk though. Their dicks were hard for the two drunk girls. I had puke breath. So did she, but again, I think the guys at the party preferred drunk girls fucking. I can be high as a kite and remember everything. A bottle of Jack Daniels and I am a puking, fucking, hot mess. My pussy was full of cum the next morning. Hell, I had cum matted in my hair too. If those guys did not mind fucking me, I did not mind them fucking me. Do you like a drunk girl fucking?
Tag: drunk phone sex
Drunken Quickie
I had a little too much to drink this year at my office holiday party. I wound up getting so wasted that I wound up wandering back to my desk and putting my head down and falling asleep. No one knew I was back there and they left me in the building overnight. The night janitor came by, however, and engaged in some drunk girl fucking, putting his cock into my agape mouth as I slept. I woke up from my drunken slumber and willingly sucked his cock, always eager to please and suck a dick. He pulled down the top of my dress and whipped out a titty, squeezing on it while he throat fucked me, holding my head tightly. I started nodding off again and he pulled out his dick and slapped me across the face with it, waking me back up. He then cleared a spot on my desk, lifted me on top of it, pulled my dress up and ripped my panties off, spreading my legs and exposing my bald pussy. He pressed himself firmly inside me…I was so wet, he didn’t have any issues fucking me whatsoever. Still drunk and unsteady, I wrapped my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck, holding on tight while he pounded me. His big black cock was so big, I was creaming on it in no time, bouncing on it until my tits shook. He sucked on my nipples a bit before putting my legs on his shoulders, pressing my knees towards my head, drilling into me deeper. I held onto the wall of my cubicle while I came on his dick, creaming and dripping all over him and my desk. He kept fucking me, knowing my orgasm was incomplete and I wound up squirting all over his short uniform. He fucked me harder and deeper and wound up cumming so deep inside me, I couldn’t even push the creampie out. I know his sperm is good because he’s knocked up several women already and I’m not on birth control. I hope he didn’t impregnate me!
Secret stash of coke
My stepdad loves coke so much. Since I got into doing lines of blow, I’ve gotten addicted. I will tell you that I am spending recklessly and have gotten away with stealing some of my mom’s money. My dealer was out of town one weekend, so I needed coke severely. The mollies weren’t doing it for me. I know how crazy molly is with such a fucking vibe, but I wanted some angel dust. The numbing effect was what I was chasing. I went into my stepdad’s stash and did some blow. I got so fucking horny that I began to rub my sloppy wet pussy and had no idea he was behind me, jerking himself off to me. It was then that I knew that this fucker would be using me for his pleasure, so I made sure to use it from his stash.
Too Drunk To Fuck
Sure, we can have drunk phone sex if you can’t get your dick hard enough to shove it inside of my pretty paid pussy. We can even cyber if you don’t think I’ll be able to understand your slurred words enough to get you off. I mean, as long as you can see the keys on your keyboard, Guy. I don’t know, you’re fucking trashed, though.
I really thought that ice we just demolished would get your drunken dick going enough for me to do something with it, but you really must’ve pickled yourself today if doing lines off of my cash collecting cunt couldn’t even get you hard. There might be a little dust coating the inside of the bag if you think it’ll help, but I kind of think you’re done for the night.
Why don’t you just go home, get your cum rag out and give me a call so you can jack your own crank while I dirty talk you toward the crazy, chemical fueled orgasm you’re after? You know nobody can jerk it like you can yourself and, if it doesn’t work out for you, you’ll save a lot of money on your trashed transaction for the night. That cyber idea might be perfect for you, but if you start sending messages like “I’mnf inding ouyr palausy an whoote coont” then you really should just keep ahold of that cash and save it for when you’re more coherent and ready to cum inside of a cum guzzling slut.
It’s up to you though, I know you really want to juice your sloshed junk now. I’ll gladly help you out, but you obviously are in no shape to try to fuck me. Want me to put it in my mouth and see if I can get it to grow?
Drunk sex porn Freaky phone sex
I love druggy phone sex! I wanna get so high that I am unable to feel my face. I love filling my asshole with cocaine and getting so numb that I can’t feel a thing! Let’s get high together… I want to chase the dragon while you tell me all of your wicked rape phone sex fantasies! I love speed balling… The way I can instantly feel my body giving in to the devils calls. Makes me feel amazing! Screw me over and fuck my littles right in front of me.. Take advantage of the fact I am a druggy whore who cares for nothing but a fix. I am willing to sacrifice the littles just to spend some time with you or should I say spend some time off the drugs you will be bringing over. You can use, abuse and dismantle their fuckholes! As long as you make sure I get so high that I won’t regret a thing! Oh ya, If we run out of funds don’t worry I do it all the time… We can pawn these worthless little fuckholes off and reup on supply!