It might not be a white Christmas where you are, but it could be a golden one – golden shower phone sex, that is! I know there are all kinds of freaks out there who would much prefer that to any other holiday fun, anyway. Just imagine how amazing it would be to fuck me in any position or hole you want and then you could put me on my knees, cum on my face, but then there’s one more thing to do. You could wash all of that cum off my face with a steady stream of your golden liquid. I know you can’t wait to have your piss dripping from my face. You love doing that to me and if I’m being honest, it turns me on a LOT, too. I always reach down and rub my cunt while you’re pissing on me and it sends me over the edge every single time. I always cum so hard when you’re making a golden mess all over me. But I also do love using you as my toilet, too, if you want me to. So if you’re in the mood for golden showers instead of snow showers, call me now!
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A True Cum Guzzling Slut
I am not saying I would not suck a nice juicy cock for some money. What I am saying is that it is just as likely that I am going to slam that fat schlong in my mouth for abso-fucking-lutely free. I am the true meaning of a whore. Cock is all I can think about most days. The doctors tell me I am a nymphomaniac, or whatever the fuck that means! All I know is that I absolutely love everything there is about slurping down steamy fucking loads of cum.
Last night, I was so horny at home I made my way downtown to work the streets. The Johns were blown away when they realized I wanted to suck them fucking dry, and did not want a penny for it. I spent my evening, from sun down to sun up, getting throat fucked by over twenty five cocks! I know that must be hard to believe, but once you let me coax your load into my throat, there will not be a doubt remaining in your mind.
I worshiped those cocks, choking them down and swallowing them whole. I never spilled a drop when they finally could not take the way I was getting face fucked and came right in my mouth! I can still taste hot cum on the back of my throat. I think I will make a house call tonight, just to get another taste of juicy cock. Can I cum by?
Shemale Phone Sex Mistress Josie
I’m a Mistress with a cock. Shemale Phone Sex crack slut is what I am proud about being. I love stroking my cock and making you worship it. Teasing you with the bulg in pretty panties exciting you. My breasts, pert, full, and sexy pressed against your back is best. My joy stick slipping into that man pussy is exactly what will fill you with Joy this season. Josie’s Joy Stick brings Holiday gayness. I’m going to be spending this X-mas making it my XXX-mas of fucking. It’s a tranny cock fuckathon and you are my conquest. I want to fuck as many mouths and assholes as I can on XXX-mas and I am offing you the best deal ever! You get to suck my big tranny dick and I promise to put the cream inside, where it belongs.
Being without family on the Holidays is no problem for me. I get to do all on my own free will and I get to spend my time making money off of fellow loner druggies like me. We have our own untold bond and familyness. I would always visit my regular club that was 24/7. This pandemic has killed that fun and family gathering of misfit sex hungry drug addicts like me. It was the best times. Well I am going to be celebrating with you guys instead and it will be an all day party!
Don’t Be Shy, Cum Whore
You have this urge to suck a dick. In fact, the urge to suck a dick isn’t for any dick. You aren’t craving big black dick, well not yet anyway. What you are craving is my nice big tranny cock. It’s Shemale phone sex that has you hot and hard right now. I’m a dirty talking tranny with a big beautiful cock. You know what you want, and I have it. My pert sexy luscious breasts, this slender sleek body. My ass is juicy and plump and so is this ladyboy cock. It’s ok if your smaller than me. After all 7″ inches is average. Most guys don’t even hit that mark. I am nearly 9″ inches. My shemale cock is uncut, big, and beautiful. I am a sexy blonde and I am also very dominant. Being a dominant tranny doesn’t mean that I won’t take or suck a cock. It just means I like control. I am a switch. I also love to be a slut for a nice big cock. If you are over 7 inches then I would surely be happy to pleasure that cock like a cock slut. I’m just not going to ever be a little bitch for some small assed dick. I will quickly turn it around and have you squealing with my nearly 9 inches buried in your manpie.
White Trash Phone Sex Holiday Tradition
My son and I have a holiday tradition. I call it a white trash phone sex Christmas tradition. When I was married to his father, as a family we would open one small gift a piece the entire month of December, saving the big gifts for Christmas Day. It was me, my daughter, my son and my husband. One year when my son was just a horny teen, he decided to give me a sexy piece of lingerie. He got some lacy panties at the Dollar Store. We had been fucking on the side for years. He was more of a man than his Daddy. His dick was bigger. He knew how to use it, and he never had an issue getting it up. My husband was clueless that I was fucking our son. My husband saw that pair of underwear my son gave me and went into a rage. He called me a whore and his son all sorts of names. My son was pissed at the way his father treated me. He was a young teen, but he was done with his father. He told his father he was replaced as the man of the house. He pushed his father down on the floor, bent me over the dining room table and fucked me as his father watched. He instructed his Daddy to stroke his broke down dick and observe how a real man takes care of me. That was the night my husband left. It took my son cuckolding his daddy to get him out. My ex-husband will never admit this, but he was turned on. I think it was more to do with being cuckolded by his teen son than watching his trashy milf wife fuck their son. I think he was embarrassed to be aroused, and that is why he left and never came back. Good riddance. Every December, my son and I celebrate the day his daddy left by fucking on the dining room table. I put on those Dollar Store panties that started it all and we imagine we are cuckolding his daddy again. Sometimes, my daughter plays the part of daddy. For me, Christmas time is cause for much celebration, like the time I got rid of my ball and chain and made my boy the man of the house and owner of my pussy.
I Love Being and Looking Like a Cum Dumpster
I love looking like a cum dumpster. Cum on my face is a badge of honor. Last night, I was wearing my son’s cum all over my face proudly. He came over to drink and get high with his favorite whore who is also his mamma. I am always excited when he comes to visit me. He brought over a couple friends too. I think they were on edge with this election like lots of folks. Me? Neither guy knows my name. Neither guy will do much for me, so I do not really care who gets the job. Younger people seem more vested. Head from an old cock sucking whore is always a good way to release some stress. When have you ever felt stressed after head? You feel euphoric not pissed off. I sat on the couch naked. My legs firmly on the ground but spread wide to show off my fuck holes. I entertained three cocks in my mouth at once. Not hard for a big dick sucker like me. My son has a decent sized cock, but it is no big black cock. All three cocks in my mouth at once felt like one big anaconda down my throat. Balls on chin. Cum oozing from the corners of my mouth. If you saw my throat you would have thought I swallowed a boa constrictor. Seriously, having three above average cocks in my mouth at once was like having one huge black cock. These boys were stressed and horny, so I got skull fucked. I was gagging and slobbering on these dicks. I loved it. I love rough sex. Rough oral, rough anal, gang bangs… I am a dirty old whore who knows how to fuck. By the time the boys had drained their dicks a few times over, I was covered in cum. Pretty fun Saturday night in the trailer park.
Blonde Fucking Party Crasher
This blonde fucking whore had a great Friday night. I crashed a Halloween party. I am a party crasher but no one ever minds when I show up. Would you? Last party I crashed was a stripper’s party. I ended up fucking her son and his friends while she partied with Johns from her club. This party was a swinger’s Halloween party. I had no clue I lived near swingers. I was disappointed I did not find this out sooner. I got wind of it earlier in week and planned on crashing it. I have no morals. I swap lovers. I cheat. I do orgies and gangbangs. I am just not married, and most swingers are coupled up and simply swap partners. I have no one to swap. I want to eat pussy and take cock. I walked into the trailer and said I was up for grabs and I go both ways. I was prepared to be kicked out. This was an adult party. Horny teen boys never kick me out, but many wives do not like a blonde whore fucking their men. The men never mind a horny liberated old trailer trash whore, however. I was surprised when the women lined up for me to eat their pussies. I ate black pussy and white pussy. I ate old pussy and younger pussy. I ate bald pussy and hairy pussy too. I ate every woman’s cunt there until I drained her dry. The men got so horny watching me service their wives that they ran a train on me. Once I was a cum dump, it was the wives turn to eat back. They wanted to taste their husband’s seed in my old whore cunt. No problem. I was full of it. I love being a party crasher because I get to meet and fuck so many different folks.