Category: Pissing sex

Poolside Pissing Sex

pissing sexIt is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.

Defecation Dedication

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Will you let me be your human toilet? Ill get down real nice and low on the ground and curl my arms around my knees as I pull them to my chest. You’ll hover over my arms and release a big fat, steamy shit all over my abdomen and pussy. I’ll be your good little sexy girl as long as you promise to drop a fat load of poop on me after you fuck my tight little bald pussy. I want you so badly baby! Mm, I’m squirming with excitement at the mere mention of being defecated upon. I know how badly you want to piss on me baby. Lets just get it over with already! No one has to know about our little fun session big boy, just between you and I. Remember, there is no such thing as “too taboo” with a nasty fucking slut like me. I’ll fuck you just right then let you smear all of your shit on my naked body just for you to admire.

Dirty, Filthy, Nasty!

 

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My anniversary of officially becoming a total nasty fucking whore is cumming up. This is a special day to me! It happened what, 5 years ago? I was super young, doing an internship at one of the local places up the road. I took my job seriously but I definitely also dressed to impress. It didn’t take long to start getting attention from my boss. He liked what he saw and he wanted me BAD! I loved the attention and teased him all the time, making sure he knew what he couldn’t have because I was ‘too young’. But that ended up NOT stopping him! One day it was just us in the office, he called me in the back and asked me if I wanted a PAID internship…what could I say? I of course asked him to sign me up for it but he told me there were a few conditions. I needed to fuck him (which I had already seen coming). . . but then he said there was more. That’s when he told me I’d have to just find out. We were really getting into things while I sucked his cock, but suddenly a warm flow of liquid started to flow out of his cock and into my mouth. He told me if I wanted it to work for it! So I just took his piss all in my mouth and all over my face. He wasn’t done, he wanted to be so dirty that I could never tell anyone what I did. He had me shit on him, he shit on me… he even made me puke on his cock and eat it. I did it all because I really wanted that raise! And now all I know how to do is be fucking nasty, filthy and dirty.

Feeling pissy

water sports sexI’m your favorite cunt on the side. You come over and let yourself in with the key I gave you. You like keeping it a surprise when you show up. I’m sitting in the tub when you pop in. That nasty snatch at home must have been nagging your ass again. You strip and climb in the tub, standing in front of me. I know what you want. I get up on my knees, the bubbles rolling down from my tits and dripping off my smooth pussy. You turn around and grab the tub. I shove my face immediately into your ass and start cleaning your nice poopy asshole like a good bottom bitch should, shoving my tongue all the way up your pulsing asshole. That gets your cock nice and hard for me. When you’re satisfied you turn around so I can clean your nice sweaty balls. You grab my hair, ripping some out and ram your dirty dick in my throat, ramming it into my dirty whore mouth, bloodying my nose till you jizz a fat load for me to swallow. I clean every bit of cream from your cock, and you surprise me and piss on my face, in my hair, all over me. You then flip me around, shove me over and fill my wet cunt with yummy cum!
I look up at you and smile through the blood, cum, and piss. It’s the first time you’ve marked me as your territory.
I love being your nasty cum rag on the side!

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Toilet sex

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I went to a guy friends house and I knew I was a nasty bitch, but he tested me and pushed me to see how far I would go. When I arrived he already had his pants down and greeted me with saying how glad he was to finally see me. He told me he had been “holding it in for so long.” I had no idea what he was talking about.

He told me to get naked and get on my hands and knees. He called me a white trash bitch, which I so am. He then told me not to move, he had me open my mouth. “I am going to use you as my toilet whore.” I took him farting all in my face. I breathed in every single turd he put in my face.

He even had some piss for me. I have no boundaries!

Dirty Phone Sex Whore Loves Piss

Ever get into some good old filthy fucking fun? Maybe you need some dirty phone sex with some warm wet pissing hotness. To me there is no hotter sex than having some warm streams of piss showering down on me. I want to be drenched in urine and fucked like the filthy whore I am.

In turn I would love to sit on your face and let my hot golden nectar pour into your mouth and over your face. Drink my piss as I blow your raging hard cock with the skills that gave me my stage name BJ.

Come fuck my cunt and make me squirt my hot stripper sex juice all over that nice fat cock of yours. I’m a filthy fucking used up stripper junkie that gets so fucking horny when I get high and anything goes with me.

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Hot Pissing Sex

Pissing sexThere is something very erotic about pissing sex. Whether it is doing the pissing or receiving, that warm yellow liquid just makes things so much hotter. I love it when you want me to piss on you. The feeling of letting loose a stream of urine around a cock in indescribable. When your pussy is sloppy and wet during pissing sex everything moves and glides so well. Even the smells during  pissing sex turn me on. The smell is loud and pungent. Mixing the smells of urine and sex is amazingly sexy.

Put the cock of yours right here on my pussy, baby. Aim a big stream of that golden nectar at my clit. The feeling is unreal. Hold a little and let loose inside me. Let that urine flow deep inside my pussy. It is so warm and sexy. You know what I want next, don’t you? I want to bend over right here and spread my ass cheeks for you. Put that dick in me and give me a piss enema. Oh yeah baby, make me come from your piss.

Toilet Sex In A Nasty Rest Area Bathroom

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Just because I had never tried toilet sex didn’t mean I wasn’t willing to try it. Being a trashy milf means nothing is taboo so when I stopped at a roadside rest area during a road trip, the opportunity presented itself. I had rushed into the bathroom, thinking it was the ladies room. Just as I sat down, I heard a voice speaking to me through the stall. It was a male voice asking me if I realized I was in the men’s room. I was embarrassed, but told him I would hurry and be on my way. Just then the door opened, and the gorgeous man that entered told me he couldn’t wait. before I could say a word, he had whipped out his long cock and was aiming it between my legs. When his piss splashed my pussy, I couldn’t help but be turned on. When he finished, I reached for his cock, taking it into my mouth, licking the last of the urine from his cock head before he had a chance to shake it off. I knew right away I wanted more of that yummy flavor. He must have read my mind because he was soon spraying my mouth with another large stream of that hot yellow liquid. Gulping down as much of it as I could, I knew from them on, I would be a toilet sex whore.

  When he finished pissing, I kept sucking that cock until it was nice and hard. He turned me around and bent me over the nasty commode, putting his hard cock inside of me. He fucked me from behind hard. I had never gotten the chance to piss, so I figured what the hell and let out my own golden stream, wetting his dick with my urine as he fucked me. The hot liquid must have pushed him over the edge because he soon started coming and filling my wet pussy with his seed. It was a nasty way to be introduced to the delights of toilet sex in that dirty bathroom, but being a trailer trash whore, I didn’t care. Maybe I should stop at rest stops more often.

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I love being a big dick sucker!

big dick suckerWhat can I say? I love being a big dick sucker! I can’t help it, I have been this way forever there is no point in changing now right? Besides, what the fuck is wrong with being a big dick sucker anyway? Every man wants his dick sucked and someone has to be the one to do it right? As far as I am concerned, that person may as well be me! I love the way it feels when a guy grabs me by my hair and shoves his dick down my throat, I wanna gag on it, even choke a little! Plus, another benefit to being a big dick sucker is that I get lots of guys to take that big cock and piss all over me with it! I love the way it feels when you spray your hot piss all over me! I am a nasty freak and I never want to be anything else… are you a freak like me?

Trashy MILF Pissing Sex Lessons

trashy milfIn the summer time, I like to school my brats with some trashy milf lessons. They go to the best private schools in our community. I was not raised so well. But, I learned all sorts of things in my trailer park as a young school girl they just don’t teach in private school. It is important that my girls understand that men have varied fetishes and kinks. Today’s lesson was on toilet play. I explained to my daughter that some men enjoy being pissed on and some men enjoying being the Alpha dog and pissing on us. To explain this rather common fetish, I had my neighbor assist me. He has been paying me $100 a week for a few years now to piss in his mouth. That is easy money as far as I am concerned. He said he would double it if I could get my teen daughter to do it too, hence my little school lesson today. My brats are motivated by two things: pleasing their parents and money. Usually those things go hand in hand. I always share the money I get from loaning out my brats to dirty adults with them. Up until today, my bratty teen girl never realized there was any place else to piss but a bathroom. I squatted over the neighbor’s mouth and pissed directly into his mouth to demonstrate there are other places to pee. She laughed at him, called him piss boy. She didn’t hesitate to join in either. She squatted over his cock and pissed on it until he was hard. Now that is what I call a pee hard on. He was jacking his cock using my daughter’s piss as lube while gargling with my salty urine. We chugged big glasses of lemonade and covered him in our champagne for hours. She  is a total pissing sex whore now.