Category: Pissing sex stories

Sex and Shit

I know its a few weeks past Valentines day but I had to tell you about the special frenzy of shit I got to play with. My boss gives me extra money every once in a while for letting him pound my asshole, but this year he set something up on Valentines day. He had 3 of my favorite co workers and himself ready at the office because he though he was gonna have them all fuck me and offer me extra money. The thing is one of my coworkers let me in on the little secret and so I figured I would go with it. But first I slipped some diuretic pills to make them shit the whole time they were fucking me. It was raining shit hallelujah and I was in heaven. I got what I wanted and they got what they wanted. Sex and shit for me and easy used pussy for them. We all one and everyone can go home happy.

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Golden Shower Sex Stories

golden shower sex storiesDo you like golden shower sex stories? I am a dirty whore, so no surprise I like bathroom play every now and then. I find water sports to be an effective punishment for disobedient little girls. My middle daughter had some school girls spend the night Friday. Cute little things, but spoiled brats. No manners whatsoever. The little brats were sisters. They complained that all I had was instant lemonade. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade like their mother makes. I apologized sarcastically for not being a Stepford wife. They complained about me mocking their mother. I know their mother. She hasn’t been fucked since Clinton was president. She needs a stiff dick up her cunt and two up her ass to remove the sticks. I am sure you know the type. I decided her evil spawn needed taught a lesson. I am a dominant mommy. Little girls don’t sass or disobey me without consequences. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade? I gave it to them. Sent my oldest boy to the market to get the supplies. Then, I had all the folks in the house, which was three sons, one husband, one mommy and 3 daughters piss in a pitcher. I squeezed two lemons into the piss filled pitcher, added a ton of sugar and served it to the little whores. They guzzled down a family’s piss like it was the best shit ever. I just laughed inside and smiled at their stupidity. They got sassy with me after guzzling down the special homemade lemonade. “You see it is not that hard to be a good mom,” one of them smirked. Well, I am a good mom. Just ask anyone of my little angels. A good mom doesn’t slave in the kitchen making fresh squeezed lemonade. She slaves in the bedroom sucking cock, eating pussy and teaching her little ones how to fuck her and each other. I’m more than a good mommy. I am a trashy MILF.

Pissing Sex at Kink Munch

It was my first “munch”. I found this meet-up site for people with fetishes. There are munches, where you go to just dine and meet people, and there are actual meet-ups, where you are going with the intent to play. Well, our munch turned into a meet-up by the end of the night, and I wound up letting loose some. They all wanted to see my big dick, so I let them. After, of course, showing them my perfect tits. I massaged one tit while my other hand worked at my favorite leather pants. No sooner had I freed my cock than I had people start asking me to touch it, lick it, suck it, etc.Pissing sex But, the request that got my attention was the one who asked me to pee. Well, when I get a request like that, I can’t resist. So, they handed me a beer,and I chugged. And another, so I chugged again. Dick hanging out, hand massaging my tit, I filled my bladder up, and then I let loose on that floor. The guy who had asked me to pee was the first one there, and he started licking my pee up off the floor. I did him a favor and shot the last of it down the side of his face as he licked. It turned into a fuck-fest after that, and damn I had fun!

Golden Showers and The Real Freak

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I’d just got through dancing and was backstage alone in the dressing room when someone knocked on the door. I opened the door and standing there was Mr. Doldalski. All the dancers gave Mr. Doldalski a special nickname “The Real Freak”. The Real Freak would pay dancers crazy amounts of money to go home with him and let him do all sorts of outrageous things. Tonight he chose me. He promised me $2000 if I went home with him. I hesitated at first because I’d heard about his strange requests. But $2000 is a lot of money and I couldn’t say no. His house was huge, I was impressed. He led me to a dark red room with sex toys everywhere. Sex swings, whips, vibrators and many other sexual contraptions filled the room. The Real Freak really was a freak. In the back of the room was a low mattress covered in plastic. He had me lay down naked on the mattress and pulled out his cock and pissed all over me. I was drenched in his warm urine and he loved it. He pulled out his cell phone and snapped a couple of pictures. I was soaked in piss, he made me get on my hands and knees and fucked me doggystyle. I felt completely humiliated but I was two-thousand dollars richer.

Water Sports Kinky Fun

Water sports sex CarrieI fucking love having sexy water sports fun! The wetter and nastier we can get, the better! It turns me on so fucking much to give and receive a nice and warm, delicious golden shower! I met this guy at the grocery store the other day, he was a total white trash hick but I was so attracted to him! I could see his big cock bulge through his dirty jeans and I knew immediately that I wanted his gross piss all over my sexy body! I asked him to come home with me for some naughty play time and he agreed! Once we got home, I stripped naked for him and spread out a big blue blanket on my couch to absorb all of the urine! I layed down and used my big blue vibrating dildo all over my tight little cunt while he stood there and watched while jerking his big cock! I gave him a big jug of water to drink and told him how badly I wanted his delicious golden shower all over me! He was moaning and said he was about to cum then wanted to piss everywhere, and that’s exactly what he did! He busted his fat load of creamy jizz all over my face and in my hair then washed it all down with a huge shower of piss squirting out of his cock! I was fucking drenched and it was so god damn yummy! He had never done something like that before, I fucking love corrupting the innocent ones!

Bathroom sex is the hottest

Scat phone sex AuroraIs it just me or is the smell of the bathroom fucking hot. The smell of a public bathroom turns me on. The sweet stinch of hot musty piss and shit water is like a romantic perfume of roses to my nostrils. Its even hotter if you walk in and the bathroom is nasty and unkept There is something about fucking and masturbating in a dirty bathroom that makes you feel dirty and kinky in a good way. I love being fucked over a toilet full of shit water and toilet paper that has not been flushed or is even clogged. I love it when the trash has been thrown on the side of the trash can and sticks to my knees while I am sucking a cock or being fucked doggy style. It makes me so wet when there are puddles of yellow stains and glory holes with my phone number all over the mens bathroom walls. Call me for  good time is an understatement.

Shit talker better shut that trap

Scat phone sex AuroraI have a mouth on me and someone decided to stand up to me. I was talking a whole bunch of shit to this guy who cut me off on m way to work. I told him he was a faggot and probably had a tiny cock. I then went in to get my gas. I paid for my gas and headed out when I felt someone grab me from behind, I heard in my ear “tiny dick huh”.  He drug me into the mens stinky ass bathroom stall, shoved me in the back stall and forced me to my knees. He whipped out his cock, grabbed me by my hair and rammed his fuckstick right down my throat. He told me I should watch my fucking mouth and that his cock was not tiny, he was not lying. It was huge. He kept ramming that cock into the back of my throat and I felt like I could not breath. He let a load hit my tonsils, pulled his dick out, spit on me and walked away. Guess I should watch my mouth.

Pissing Sex Stories with a Sexy MILF

pissing sex storiesDo you like pissing sex stories? I am a dirty woman. I have led a colorful life. No doubt I have done things most women would never consider doing. I wouldn’t have it any other way actually. So when my teen son brought home a boy who I caught spying on me in the bathroom, I decided to have some fun with him. I have been around the block a few times. I know what boys enjoy by their behavior. This boy was fascinated by me peeing. It had less to do with me being a sexy MILF and more with him being a budding toilet slave. A woman can never have too many of those around. I thought about how to bring his toilet slave side to the forefront. I went into the gym room, got a pitcher, called in the boys and did squats over the pitcher while pissing into it. My son was not shocked, he enjoys water sports sex. My son pulled his cock out to stroke. His friend followed suit until I beckoned him over.  He crawled over like a hungry dog. He started to lap at my pee stream. Oh yeah, most definitely a toilet slave. I sprayed him with my special champagne as he basked in the joy of tasting my warm hot piss. My son likes to watch me pee, even likes to pee on me, but he has yet to drink my piss. That all changed. Maybe it was jealousy? I don’t know, but I enjoyed the fact that I had two teen boys kneeling beneath me to drink my golden nectar like slave boys. Felt good to be the piss queen. My daughter brought me a big glass of lemonade and joined me in the fun. We pissed on those boys for hours. Are you jealous? I will let you listen to me pee on a call if you are into that sort of thing too!

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I am at the park with some friends! We are having a great time running around and drinking out of our very discrete water bottles. It is fucking hot outside and I could really use some cooling down. I think about pouring my vodka all over me, but decide- why the fuck do I want to waist that?

I look at my guy friends and make them come up with a plan to cool me off. I get on my hands and knees and stick my tongue out! I strip down to my panties and bra and beg for them to spray their piss streams all over me. I soak in their cool smelly urine.

It gets all in my eyes and my mouth. I feel cooler, but things just got hotter. Their cocks are all harder then rocks now. I guess I should repay them by sucking them, and fucking them off. I open my piss filled mouth and grab two cocks, one in each hand.

I double fisted those things right into my mouth, taking turns sucking the cum out of them. I bent over and pulled my panties to the side. So they could have easier access to my fuck holes. Take your pick boys! Maybe keep filling my fuck holes up with you piss!

Water Water everywhere

Live phone sex AmaraIs it just me or doe it feel good with a little burn that can equal pleasure. I was washing my nasty little slut cunt in the shower this morning and I got a little soap too far up my cunt and a little into my piss hole and I started to feel a little burning sensation. The weird part is is that it turned me on a lot. It felt like the warming and yearning sensation when you are being teased and you just want that big fat cock inside of you right now. I did not have a cock around but I had my fingers. I started to massage that soap into my pussy and clit a little bit more. I rubbed my little pussy raw and moaned in sweet agony the farther I pushed that soap into my pee hole. It felt so fucking good and after a little while I was shaking from the pleasure and then I screamed as I came all over the shower.