Every year I get to organize the adult Easter festivities for the trailer park. This year I went to the dollar store and bought a whole shit ton of those plastic eggs. Some of them will have little bottles of alcohol and some will have slips of paper in them which will entitle the owner to what ever sexual favor the paper has printed on it. These range from a simple kiss to a blowjob to anal fucking and fisting. You name it and it is in an egg. I am not only the Easter bunny with a fuzzy cotton tail and big bouncy tits but I am also the Easter egg cunt that will be hiding the eggs and passing out the goodies to the lucky winners. And that Golden Egg, well you will have to wait to find out what the lucky one that finds that will get…I love making the holidays kinky and naughty fun for everyone!
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We’re Having An Easter Egg Cunt
Big Dick Sucker Lessons on Some Dirty Talking Lines
I’m a big dick sucker. I taught my daughter how to be one too, just like my mother taught me. I guess you could say I have some dirty talking lines for phone sex. I love talking about all sorts of non vanilla topics like drugs, incest, gangbangs, toilet play, four legged friends, breeding sex, cum eating… I guess you get the picture? Want to know how I taught my daughter to suck a big dick? I used our four legged friend. He was a big beast so he had a big dick for a little girl. She loved him, so it was easy to get her to do it. I was high as kite that day, so that may have added to my choice of cock for her first head lesson. She complained at first that it was slimy. But once she realized Thor loved it, she sucked harder and faster. Her brother busted us. I thought for sure he would be disgusted with us both, but quite the opposite. He was so turned on he started stroking his dick watching.
I wasn’t going to be the only girl without dick in her mouth, so I sucked my son off while my daughter toyed with Thor. Thor locked his red rocket in her mouth and thrust like a beast until he came. I was so proud of my little whore; she swallowed his nasty spunk like a dirty old cougar. Like her mamma actually! My son jet blasted his load in my mouth watching his sister take spooge from the family beast. My daughter and I made out, swapping our loads of cum. My son got hard again and decided to give his sister his big bone in her ass. Well he was humping her like an animal, so Thor got jealous. I smeared a little peanut butter on my ass so he could lick me to a hard cum. As his reward, he got a pat on the head and the chance to shove his red rocket inside my puss. He hooked that barbed fuck stick in me until he busted his nut too. It was a fun for the whole family kind of day, white trash style.
The creampie slut that I am!
I went to a party last night and I had such a good time. I didn’t know who anyone was. It was next door and I initially went to go ask them to quite down since I had no more coke left and was trying to seriously come down off of my high. As they open the door I am greeted with an excited whale of a noice and before I could even get my mouth to open they grabed me around the waist and escorted me to the couch where they began to give me more coke and some warm vodka. How could I say no, right? Next thing I know- I am fucked up and a horny wet mess. I look to the guy next to me and I slip my hand into his jeans to whip out his massive cock.
I start stroking it up and down, making it swell in my hand. I get off the couch and get on my knees, putting his cock towards my lucious lips. I give it a nice kiss and then start to shove it to the back of my throat. Not caring who is watching me, it all the sudden occurs to me that there are several different dudes watching me, and I am in public jerking some guys dick off with my mouth. I give them all a wink and take my clothes off, getting on all fours. I am getting filled up with cock and they keep busting their creamy cum loads deep inside my ass and cunt hole. I squeeze my holes tighter around their shafts as I let them jerk their dicks off inside my slimmy wet holes. Creampie my slutty whore ass please! Give me more milky cum in all of my holes! Glad I came over!
Coed Cock
I love hitting the local college on the weekends. Strolling the grounds f the campus, wondering over to the dorms, casually walking in front of the frat houses that line the streets. I always dress like the slut that I am so that there is no doubt about what I am looking for. College guys are so fucking horny and my wet cunt is ready for all the action they want to give me. Fucking one at a time or an entire room full of hot young studs, makes no difference to me. By mid afternoon my pussy is so full of sticky cum that it drips down my thighs as I walk to my car. I will be back next week end boys don’t you worry.
Surprise Party with Henrietta
I was asked to take the virginity of a 35 year old man. His friends approached me with a lot of cash. They told me he was turning 35 and they were not sure if he liked cock or pussy! So they thought they would get him a sexy shemale prostitute! I was honored that they picked me to take his virginity. I got all dressed up for his big surprise party! They wanted him to know I was a tranny whore. They wanted him to know that they paid for the party and for this tranny bitch to fuck him! I love getting a man hooked on anal sex. Who would not want to lose their virginity by fucking a tranny in the ass and making her suck your cock after? I bet he has always wanted to rub his cock up and down a nice big set of titties. I would love to suck your virgin cock! Make your body shake as I suck you close to the point where you are going to blow your load! Let me slow down and let you suck on these nipples. I would love to slide my asshole up and down that cock while you suck my titties! I love fucking virgins!
Dirty Phone Sex Spring Break Fun
Dirty phone sex stories are what I am creating this Spring Break with my little darlings. I love having my brood home with me 24/7. They are such good little soldiers. They do whatever mommy tells them to do. We played a naughty game of Simon Says this morning. Funny, Simon said lick mommy’s pussy a lot. Simon even said tongue mommy’s asshole a few times too. No one in my incest army said no either. As we were having game time, someone knocked on the door. It was my husband’s friend Dave. He had stopped by per my husband’s request to check out what we need to get the hot tub working again. My littlest angel came out of the bedroom naked to see who had paid us a visit. I saw Dave pitch a tent in his pants before my eyes. He cock was hard instantly. I bet yours would be too. Alice is just a little over knee high. Blonde, blue eyed, all smiles. No boobies yet, not even bumps. Little bald cunnie. Just a slit really. You know what I mean? No pussy lips hanging down yet. Just an intact mound with a slit. I instructed my little cock tease to say hello to Uncle Dave properly. She giggled then pulled his zipper down and put her tiny hand in to pull out his cock. He gave me a confused look. That look of I want to be doing this, but should I? I put my hand on his shoulder, gave him a wink and said, “What happens on Spring Break , stays on Spring Break.” He let a loud sigh as Alice wrapped her tiny lips around his dick. He was as big as daddy, and she struggles with his wood. But, she likes to impress guests, so she sucked him dry. Of course have such a cute young thing caressing your cock makes it hard not to cum quick. I think we will have lots of visitors for the school break. Maybe even you.
Orgy phone sex
I love that I can have a good time no matter what I do or where I go. Today was a very awesome day. I had a city offical come to my home to do an incpection because I had a complaint filed against me. I guess you can just call me a sneaky bitch, I filled the complaint against myself! I am so sneaky, but what better way to have a man in uniform show up at my house and basically just offer cock to me without me leaving my home! He came and knocked on my door and I invited him in.
I offered him something to drink as I was dressed up sexy, expecting his arrival. Needless to say he thought nothing was wrong except for the fact that I didnt have a dick in my mouth. He called some of his friends up for back up. I was naked when they arrived and already taking a huge meat stick up my ass. They came right in with raging hard dicks and did not even hesitate to give me what I was begging for so badly. They shoved their dicks in every hole that I have.
I took a cum bath in their massive loads. They could not get enough of me and they even scheduled a follow up to make sure “I stay on track.” I know I am a pathetic walking fuck hole. I just love the feeling of a cock getting ready to rupture all over my body and deep inside my holes. The more cocks the better and the more cum the happier I am.
A Cum Filled Cunt is a Whore’s Badge of Honor
I love a cum filled cunt. You know who also likes cream filled pussies? My brats. They saw that when my old cougar fuck holes are running over with cum, that is my whore badge. It makes them proud to have a slutty mommy who likes to fuck. My mother was a prostitute. The oldest profession in the world was how she supported me and my brother because my dad was stingy with his money. When I was knee high, I would spy on her fucking strangers in the same bed she slept in with my daddy when he was home from the road. He was a truck driver, so he was rarely home, but she got use out of that bed several times a day. As I got a bit older, she had me help her with certain clients. Some men wanted a hot young thing sucking their cocks, along with a seasoned whore. I became the anal sex whore I am today because one of my mom’s johns paid her $1000 extra to fuck my virgin ass. It hurt like hell the first time. I cried and I bled, but I just focused on the money. I grew to love anal sex. It is my favorite way to fuck now. My mother made more money with her jailbait daughter than she ever did solo. I didn’t become a hooker like my mom, but I did grow up to be a dirty old whore who plays with her brats and never says no to cock. I raised my son and daughter in an open family dynamic. They watched me fuck men when they were wee ones. My daughter often joined in on the fun. My son almost always watched and waited patiently for his sloppy seconds. I just believe a family that plays together, stays together. My brats are legal age now, but we still have dirty fun together.