Category: Phone sex line

Poolside Pissing Sex

pissing sexIt is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.

My Phone Sex Line: My Little Ones are Hookers for Hire for the Right Price

phone sex lineMy phone sex line is for men who like extreme age play. It is also for guys who enjoy a nasty mommy. I’m not your typical stay at home mother. I love my little ones, but I  am of the philosophy that they belong to me. They are my property, therefore I get to use them how I want. My middle boy is rather androgynous looking. Blonde little Thor. The P men go crazy over him. And, I spot them a mile away too. Over the weekend we were at the library. Not for reasons you think. I don’t do books. I do, however, do wealthy perverts with a penchant for little boys. Those kind of guys hunt for little ones at places they frequent like public libraries. I let my little stud roam about and watched from a distance as the men gravitated to him. I am pretty good at picking out the wealthy ones too. My little angel always reels in the big fish. I waited awhile as my boy worked his charm on a potential patron. My boy knows how to cock tease. Actually, all my brats do. I taught them well. After about 20 minutes, I joined in much to his chagrin. He made up some story as to why he was talking to my young son. I pointed out the wood in his pants and calmly said, “Let’s talk numbers.” His eyes got big with disbelief, but we settled on a very nice sum. We met him later at this no tell motel I have on retainer, exchanged money for sex with my son. This guy was old and not attractive, but his wallet made up for that. Sometimes we have to take one for the team. I rewarded my son handsomely with a trip to Toys R US and some playtime with mommy’s pussy. My little ones are all hookers for hire for the right price.

She got her revenge

phone sex lineI made a big mistake when I talked a bunch of shit about Ivy, I really didn’t think she would ever find out but she did and she was fucking pissed! She told everyone that she was going to get revenge on me but I really didn’t take it seriously, I figured what’s the worst she could do?What, like smack me around a little? I figured it was just no big deal but man was I wrong! She showed up at my house last night with a friend and they overpowered me in seconds, before I knew it I was tied up and naked and being forced out of my house! They made me take a walk of shame all bound up like that with wicked clamps on my nipples and forced me to suck anyone’s dick that walked up to us. I was so humiliated but they weren’t nearly done with my torture, they took me back home and beat me black and blue. I thought I was gonna die! In the end they let me live but Ivy warned me not to run my mouth about her anymore or she would be back… and next time I wouldn’t be so lucky!

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Cum Dumpster Cougar

cum dumpsterDo you like a cum dumpster girl? How about a cum dumpster cougar? I was raised on cum. At least that is what I joke about because I love being covered in so much jizz I can barely see.  I had an impromptu bukkae party this morning. I was up really late last night partying. Strike of midnight and no one was around to fuck. No problem for a sexy old whore. I stripped naked, sat on my couch with my pussy spread in front of my big window. I made sure to turn on all the lights so my hot body was well illuminated. The bus stop is at the corner of my block so all the 2nd shift workers who work at the local factory come home around 12 am and walk right past my place on their way home to their trailers. I hit the jackpot last night. About 20 something swing shift workers horny as fuck. They rushed into my trailer once they saw I was open for business.  I fell to my knees in a tizzy over where to begin.  I unzipped as many pants as I could so I could get at those nice cum filled balls. I could only stroke so many at a time, but luckily the guys were so horny to turn me into a cum dumpster that they were pulling out their own cocks and stroking for me. My daughter walked in on the middle of my circle jerk and had a brilliant idea. She got out her old sit and spin toy for me. I knelt down on it and twirled around as cocks jet blasted me in the face and tits. She is so clever. Once I was coated in a gallon of man cum, my daughter helped her mommy guzzle up all that spunk. It was a real mother and daughter bonding moment.

Dumpster cumming

white trash phone sexLaying here, staring up at the ceiling panels in my trashy little trailer. I keep thinking about the mass amounts of cum I had filling every one of my nasty holes last night. There was a group of drunk guys coming out of the back of the bar I was headed to, and they all fucked me behind the dumpster! I have a soft spot for dumpsters, since I’m a dirty little cum dumpster, too! I still tasted their dirty dicks.

I spread my legs and slip a few fingers into my hungry pussy thinking about how they bent me in so many different ways, using and abusing me, violating every hole I had over and over again, and I still begged them for more until every last drop of their jizz was spent and in, or on me!

I see something move by my window. Is that you peeking at me massaging my pussy? Don’t be shy,cum in and dump a load with me!

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I had a garage sale yesterday and things got pretty crazy! No one wanted to buy my things so I started to get a little desperate. I absolutely needed some ways to make some cash. I went inside for a quick outfit changed, something that would make my tits pop and my ass show. I started purposely bending down in front of the road and lifting things, making my shirt come half way off. Next thing I know, cars are lining up to see all that I am selling. They ask to use my bathroom, and I escort one by one in, and then escort them out. They pay me a nice fee for getting them off and on their way out they grab one of the things I am selling and purchase it also. I love sucking cock for money. Nothing like wrapping my tongue around a fat, vein covered cock and tugging all the sticky warm jizz out of it.

Cum eating phone sex: A day at the Fraternity

Cum eating phone sex HadleyThe frat boys were having a party again.

I love the frat boy parties. I love my dealers too. I just love being fucked, used, reminded what a cum eating phone sex whore I really am.

It’s so hard for me to tell all these big juicy cocks no when I know how much they ache for me. How blue these poor boys balls are and just how much they need to get out that sweet cum out so I can be a greedy little slut and have it all.

Back to the frat boys though.

Every time I go they figure out a new game for me to play. Usually it’s see how quickly I can make the brothers cum while they bet on who will last the longest. Or who can hit and score the most points on my face. Or how much cum can they cover me in. They are such naughty boys but I love them for it.

This time it looks like they want to cum in my mouth, let me hold it and let it drip out over my tits. See who cums the most.

I’m excited, can you tell I’m excited? I can’t wait to feel all that young cock in my throat and taste all that cum. Watch those men get so excited as I coat my tits in it…

Can it be time already? I want it now.

Live Phone Sex with a Trailer Trash Whore: Anything Can Happen

live phone sexLive phone sex is the best phone sex.  When you call me, I am in my house, often naked with a slew of adult toys to play with as we talk dirty. Technically, my little ones can’t be involved with phone sex, but I have trained them to be quiet little Ninja warriors while mommy is working. Not that I consider what I do really work. It is more like play time. Talk about incest and P stories, get high and masturbate? How is that work? I was talking for hours last night with one of my big party regulars. We were doing lines together and talking about family fucking. He loves to hear my true stories about being a trailer trash whore. Only so long I can keep my brats distracted from my pussy and ass when on a really long call. So I muted my caller for a second and informed my brats they could service me in Ninja Warrior mode.  Went back to my caller as my little boys and little girls worshiped my pussy and ass. My caller was fucked up. I was fucked up, but I was making sexy moaning noises that would wake the dead. Now my caller thought I was just super horny talking about my breeding days. He was asking me about all  the little ones I had before getting married and leaving my meth head parents in rural West Virginia. Telling stories about fucking for money and breeding turns me on, because I want to start breeding my middle daughter who just started her period and is nice and ripe. However, the majority of my noises were stemming from the fact that I had little ones tonguing my cunt and ass. When your phone sex is live, and your phone sex whore is a trashy milf, anything can happen.

Trashy MILF in the Suburbs

trashy milfTrashy MILF phone sex is to be expected when you call me. Do I look like a high class soccer mom who lives in a gated community? Fuck no. The funny thing is I had to drive to the suburbs today to score some coke. My dealer is house sitting for his brother who is a judge. I walked up to the house in a short jean skirt, white tube top and stiletto heels. The neighbors’ mouths were all open as if they were looking at trailer trash Barbie. I flipped them off and went inside. I am sure they thought I was some hooker the judge’s brother hired.  I pulled out my wad of money to get my 8 ball, but Levon said I wasn’t paying with cash today. I knew that meant I was paying with pussy. I love fucking Levon. He has a big black cock that feels like I am getting fucked and blow banged at the same time. I wasn’t getting Levon’s dick. I was getting his nephew’s cock.

When he introduced me to his nephew, I couldn’t believe they were related. He was a barely teen boy, bi racial (white mommy for the judge I guess) and he looked nerdy as fuck. This was no gangbanger boy. This was a future rocket scientist. He had NO game. He stuttered when he said hello. Levon thought maybe I could put some hair on his chest. I was wondering if he even had any hair on his cock. Coke is better when its free, so I stripped down and gave little Poindexter a female anatomy lesson.  I spread my old trailer trash whore twat in front of him and Levon pushed his face into my muff. Poor boy had no idea what he was doing so we switched gears and I tit fucked him. I was more than willing to fuck him. Nice cock for a young boy, but a few pumps of my boobs against his wiener and his seed was dripping off my chin. He scampered away in shame. Poor thing, I sacred him. Levon still gave me my coke even though his nephew was a virgin still. He is watching his nephew for another week, so I will get that nerdy black boy dick in my trashy whore cunt soon enough.

I had special cream filled doughnuts

creampie phone sexIt is National Cream Filled Doughnut Day and we were so excited for it that we started our celebration last night! You know a whore like me loves any kind of cream filled delicacy whether it is pie or doughnuts or even pussy so I was right there just begging for some yummy treats. My friends did not disappoint me either,they made something extra special just for me! They got a dozen yummy doughnuts and filled them all with their own “man cream” and presented them to me in a big box with a pretty bow on it. I took one look at what was inside there and busted out laughing! I couldn’t believe that they would be so creative as to cum in a bunch of doughnuts for me! I grabbed one up and started eating it right away… and asked them if they could make my ass and pussy into creampies too while they were at it. Obviously they had no problems with that at all!