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Druggy Humiliation Day Stories

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I was reading about Humiliation Day and its origins in Canada with the Chinese people. I’m not the brightest gal and I sure could use a respite from humiliation this year. An apology or two would’ve meant everything. I really had my share in 2015.
I’d like to share a few of my humiliating experiences from last year.
The party for a friend where she asked me to strip for her boyfriend. He and I ended up fucking in the laundry room after she passed out. The next day, he told her that I drugged her and seduced him.
Accidently leaving my panties in a co-workers office after a noon quickie. I came in to find them pinned to the bulletin board and they had a shit stain on them. Gross.
My girlfriend borrowed my lipstick. Two days later, I woke up with my lips covered in herpes sores.
Fucking a random dude in his car and leaving bloody pussy tracks all over his leather seats.
Taking a shower at a friend’s house and shaving the coochie. The drain backs up and all of these pussy hairs come floating out into the tub. OMG!!!
Riding a guy’s cock and I fart, but it’s all shitty, and diarrhea runs all down his nutsac. Goodbye, hard-on.
Ok, your turn to share some of your humiliation with me, or maybe you’d like me to humiliate you. I’m sure to face plenty of raw and graphic humiliation and degradation in the coming year. Hope you’re around to read my blogs!!!

Happy New year.

A Cuntful of Candy Canes for you.

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The truckstop was dead tonight. I needed a fix and a good hard dick. I was bored of the same old trucker trash and their crusty cocks, sucked by too many lot lizards. I hoped the bar rush would be good tonight.
Sure enough, 2 am and a group of men walked in. They asked for our private room. They had just come from a Christmas party and were trying to sober up with some chow and coffee. I saw the way they checked out my tits and I decided to work them for some good tips. I was wearing my elf costume complete with jingle bells. “Hey, baby, won’t you jingle those bells for us?” one asked. I joyfully shook my titties while they hooted. They were nasty boys, drunk and horny. They kept touching my ass and tits, and one even dared to slide his hand up my skirt, and found that I wasn’t wearing panties. “Commando!!!” he roared. “Give us a show.” I pulled a candy cane from my cleavage, hiked my leg unto the table and began to fuck my bald pussy with the sweet stick. “More.” they demanded. I gave each of them a candy cane and bent over. Sticking the canes into their mouths, they took turns shoving candy into my sticky cunt until it was leaking red juice.
I noticed then that they all had their cocks in hand, jerking, as they candy-fucked my eager beaver. We were a moaning mass of Christmas cheer. I felt cum raining down on me in a total bukkake orgy. I opened my mouth to catch it as my pussy pulsated around my candy crusted fuckhole. We partied all night as they bent me over the table and took turns pounding my sticky cunt and shoving their big candy canes down my throat. You could hear my bells jingling through the entire restaurant.
Merry Christmas from your favorite truckstop whore.

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Trailer Park Whore Wants to Go From Trashy MILF to Trashy GILF

trailer park whoreTrailer park whore is what many men call me. Guess what? I don’t give a rat’s ass what you call me. I am a trashy slut, so is my daughter. We don’t hide it. We embrace it. I am also called a dirty mommy because I have an open family lifestyle. My teen daughter wants to be a whore like her momma. Can you blame her? We were at the mall shopping in our daisy dukes, tank tops and flip flops when a hot dude approached us. I love bald men. I like to rub my snatch on it making his head glisten like a glazed donut. He thought we were sisters. He had always fantasized about knocking up sisters. I said well, what if you knocked up a hot teen slut while her trashy Milf momma watched?

trashy MILFInstant boner in his pants. He came back to our trailer to make his dreams cum true. Honestly, I would love my girl to get pregnant. Bring us more monthly income to party on! We both sucked his dick to get it good and hard. That cock was on a mission to shoot baby batter up my daughter’s snatch. I played with his balls as she downed his shaft. She is a cum guzzling slut, but I told her he needed to pop off in her puss not her mouth. I guided his throbbing baby maker into her warm wet cunt. I started flicking my clit as he rammed his hard cock in her puss.

cum guzzling slutMy baby girl loves her momma so much, she had me set on the edge of the couch so she could eat me out as she got fucked. He thrust his dick into her bald baby girl pussy, which pushed her tongue deeper in my wet snatch. When he jet blasted her womb, I squirted on her face. She looked like a freshly baked glazed donut. I kissed her, resisting the urge to suck the batter out of her cunt. I wanted those swimmers to stay up in there and make a baby. I can’t wait to be a trashy GILF and have a young one in the house again. Guys pay good money to play with those ankle biters! Do you want to impregnate my daughter? She ‘s a great teen whore.

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Corrupting innocence at Lazy Lou’s Truckstop

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The door hit me in the mouth as it slammed shut. How dare that junkie whore walk out on me!! I’ll pull her hair out by its roots and knock the shit outta that brat. Little know-it-all has no clue about life and she thinks she’s all special. She’ll find out tonight when I sink a needle in her veins and start her down the path to hell. That’s what my cousin did to me and I in turn would do it to her. I’ll make her suck black cock until her lips bleed.
I’ll always be a white trash whore and training others to be like me makes my pussy wet. Getting little homeless truckstop whores all fucked up and watching them get abused is such sicko fun. I gave the last one to a pair of trucker brothers passing through. I had her all fucked up on crank and she did anything she was told. She’d suck shit from your asshole, drink a gallon of piss, or give your furry friend a blowjob for just a little more candy.
In my coked-up mind, there’s a need for whores like us. Men need a skanky whore to do the things that their precious wives would never do. They need someone to take that frustration on, someone to beat, and fuck so hard that her pussy tears. I’m one of those, the chosen few. You can find me and my newest trainee at your local truckstop, waiting for a line or a few bucks, eager to lap those sweaty balls or dirty trucker asses.
There’s a sweet young thing starting tonight as a waitress. Just a baby. She ran away from home because her Daddy was fucking her too hard. Boo-fucking-hoo. Oh Jayden, just wait until Mama Rorie gets a hold of you. You are going to be a moneymaker for sure. One shot of liquid gold and you’re all mine!!!

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The Morning After

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After I got out the shower my cell phone was blowing up.  It was Buddy.  He wanted to know how much of last night I remembered.  Are you kidding me? I remember bringing the shot glass to my lips but that is about it.  I’m not even sure how the hell I got home!  Then he gave me a link and told me to check it out.  I clicked on the link and that motherfucker posted pics of me on some random site!

Now most broads would be pissed about that.  Me? Well, I was at first then I started to look at them, and man do I ever look smashed!  I started to laugh and told him that he could keep them up.  He told me that it was my idea for him to take naked pics of me, and it was also my idea for him to invite some of his buddies over so they could fuck me.  I do not remember that idea at all, I do however remember me taking my clothes off after he jogged my memory.  The fucking part though? Nope, do not remember that at all.  I think Buddy came up with that idea all by himself. 

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Warming Up On A Chilly Fall Morning

Phone sex lineI’m not sure where you all are from, but around here it sure did get chilly mighty quick. I woke up this morning and I thought hell had frozen over.  There is only one way to warm up myself and the family, it is to all climb in my California King bed and get to playing.  Once in a while I like to spend some time with the munchkins you know?  I mean they do great work for me when I need them to, so having some Mommy time all together is a nice change.

I can tell you this much, they went to school with a smile on their faces, and the taste of their Mommy on their lips.  Not to mention they were toasty warm at that bus stop. Yes indeed, no other way to warm yourself up on a chilly fall morning! 

Now I know not all of you are into that sort of thing, but if you are I have something special for you.  We have a new site, and it is chalk full of Mommies.  I’m talking, beautiful, nasty, tasty, Mommies.  There is a Mommy for everyone!  All you  have to do is click on the picture below and it will shoot you right on over there.

I have to get to the truck stop so I wish you safe travels, and remember to keep yourself warm.

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Gangbang whoreGood Lordie how word gets around.  Now you know that a couple days ago I had a gang bang with Tony and his sons in his rig.  The combination of his huge cock and their middle to tiny sized cocks just drove me insane!  Seems that after Tony left the Truck Stop he got on his radio and spread the word and I have been spreading my legs ever since. 

Now you know I usually am the gal you come to so you can get what you need to satisfy your hungry cock.  You tell me what you want, and I either get one of my angels or one of the other girls to meet you at your rig to take care of you.  However, since Tony opened his big fat mouth it has been me ya’ll have been requesting. 

Just this morning I came into work looking all nice.  I even had make-up on because I was supposed to go on a blind date later on.  Just as I came out behind the counter there sat George.  George is a hardcore motherfucker.  He likes to get rough so seeing him is a positive and at the same time a negative.  He puts bruises on the girls, but he also pays a shit ton of money to do so.

He grabbed me by the arm and expressed his desire to have him and a few of his buddies tear up my throat.  At first I said no.  I told him that I didn’t want any bruises.  His answer to that was that he wasn’t going to bruise anything but the back of my throat with cock.  Then he pulled out a huge wad of money and slid it to me.  How could I resist? 

I told Mel that I had to go and check on a few rooms to make sure that housekeeping did their job properly.  As I walked to the one room more and more guys got behind George and I.  I started to think that maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.  I unlocked the door and they streamed in.  I got naked and George told me to get on the bed on my back so I could hang my head over the side.  I took my dress off and did just that. 

One after another jammed their dicks into my mouth.  I had so much cum in my stomach, and on my face that they messed up my pretty make-up job.  George was right though, my throat is killing me and he didn’t leave any bruises except for where his cock and the eight other cocks left them … in the back of throat.  Perhaps I will keep doing these type of get togethers with a bunch of the fellas.  I know you love hearing all about them when we have gang bang phone sex.

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Fall At The Truck Stop

gangbang whoreOh boy, do I ever get horny as fuck during the fall.  It is all because of football.  Watching those men with those tight bodies running over each other just gets me going like nothing else can!  Usually I send either my younger family members, or some of the girls who work here on out to the lot to keep the truckers happy, but not during this time of year.  Oh Hell No!

The whole time I am climbing up into those cabs, or standing out by the sign, I feel that wetness on my cooch starting to trickle.  Nothing better than feeling a big fat cock slam between my thighs.  Last night I had a treat.  One of my regulars who usually loves to play with my itty bitty daughter wanted to use me instead.  I told Mel (the manager) that I would be right back.  I went out to the rig and not only was my regular there but three of his sons.  It was a gangbang family style for him. 

I had so much cum on me that when I got of the rig I slipped and landed on my freshly pounded ass.  I had wet leaves stuck to my legs where all those dick drippings had landed.  If you are around, stop on over at the truck stop on Sunday and look me up.  I will be ready to go, and who knows, maybe one of my little ones might be around to join us.

Oh, one more thing.  If you want to keep up with all of us whores here at the station, follow us on twitter!  I’m telling you all our stories will keep you warmer than a wood stove.  Until next time!

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Big Dick Sucker On Route 66: Always Pick Up Hitchhikers

big dick suckerAs a big dick sucker, I often pick up hitch hikers. One time when I was just learning to drive, I picked up my first man on the side of the road; he changed my life. I knew I shouldn’t let strangers in my car, but I saw this big handsome black trucker in need of a lift to the nearest truck stop. I was a teen whore, but not the seasoned cum dumpster I am today. My black trucker told me to call him Big D. “You aren’t that tall sir,” I said, wondering why a man no taller than I was wanted to be called Big D. He unzipped his pants in the passenger seat and out popped the hugest dick my teen slut eyes had ever seen. It was the 70s. Before Internet porn, before the Internet! I had no idea cocks came that big. He saw my jaw drop. “Want a taste little girl,” he smirked. My head fell right on that big dick. I was clueless how to swallow something massive like that. I started gagging, my eyes watered, I almost wrecked my Gremlin. He suggested we pull over so I could operate his huge machine safely.

lot lizard sexThere I was on the side of the highway downing a foot long for the first time. Trucks were passing by honking. I had my hand down my little terry cloth shorts fingering my bald pussy, coating my fingers in my excitement. He shot the biggest load of cum down my throat. I thought I might drown. But, I guzzled every last drop because even then I knew cum was not to be wasted. Big D told me I was a lot lizard in training, gave me $20 which was a lot to a teen girl in 1979. I drove him to the next truck stop with his nigger seed on my breath and drenched little shorts. I thank him every day still in my prayers. Because of Big D I have a love for black cock, big cock and cum. And, I always pick up hitch hikers. I got lucky today with a hot young naked stud with a 10 inch rod. I don’t care what the fuck your parents told you. You should always pick up hitch hikers, especially hung ones.