The fall weather really has things MOVING if you know what I mean… Things are flowing and there isn’t much I can do about it, I am just looking for someone who can enjoy all I have to offer this time of year. All the food for the holidays has to mean only one thing. All the wine and drinks in celebration of the New Year coming… that’s a lot of trips to the bathroom. See what I am getting at? Why should the toilet get all my glorious piss, all my loads of shit when it can go to a very nasty man just like you!? I would be willing to share my goodies with you, my sickly sweet piss and shit can be all yours. You can take me out away from the party; we’ll go out in the woods and have our fun. All we need is a bed of leaves and we have the bare necessities. I’ll lay you down, put my pussy right on your mouth – I think you should have a taste! Lick lick lick till you make the waterfall cum. My pussy juices will flow and so will my piss, enjoy your golden shower as much as I know I will enjoy yours. Get that cock of yours ready to shove it into my ass – push it in as much as you can with the shit I have trying to hold you back from putting you cock all the way in my ass but I am sure if you just shove it all the way in you both can fit. Shit and cock, piss and cum, what’s wrong with all this fall fun? You and I can be dirty together, better than ANY holiday party.
Category: Golden showers sex
Leaves Falling Down like Cum
I just wanted to walk in the woods that evening and see the fall leaves. I was so into my own thoughts that I didn’t hear him come crunching up behind me until it was too late. There was no warning and he never said a word. He just threw me on my face. He had my shorts and panties off before I could react. I could smell his body odor and foul breath on my face. He waved a diseased looking cock right in my face. I shook my head. “SO, cunt, you’re too good for me at that club where you shake them titties?” he growled. I recognized him as a broke guy whom we threw out that weekend. He had been sitting there just jerking off with no money for drinks or a tip.
He pulled out his cock and began to piss on me. He could tell right away that I loved that shit. He smiled with his rotten teeth, thinking he was getting somewhere. WHY did this shit turm me on so much. As he covered me with urine, my pussy began to get wet. “Use me like a dirty whore.” I begged him.
He tossed me on the ground, took his scabby cock and rammed it right into my cunt from behind. Then he pulled out and laughed. “That’s the biggest gash I’ve ever seen.” He balls up his hand and reams me out with his fist. I could hear my pussy squishing loudly. “Maybe cause your dick is so small.” I retorted. “So, take this then, you stripper whore.” He rammed his fuckstick suddenly into my asshole, making me scream, and then began to jackhammer-fuck me.
Just a few strokes and I felt him bust a nut in my rectum. He pulled out and shook his dick off, the cum falling down all over me and into the pretty autumn leaves.
Use me as a Toilet.
I’ve a little something “special” for you. How about a hot, willing mouth ready to drink your piss and lick your filthy asshole. Spread those butt cheeks, lover, and let me smell the secrets within. I see some sticky poop and bits of toilet paper stuck to your puckered shit squirter. Allow me to be your toilet tissue and expertly clean up that mess. And while I’m at it, how about a prostate massage? Oh, you didn’t use an enema first? That’s ok. I love the anal leakage and when I pull my shitty finger out of your cesspool, I’ll just suck it clean.
Maybe you prefer a toilet. Golden showers, anyone? I’ll suck your dirty cock dry and let you finish off by emptying your full bladder right into my eager mouth. I love kidney lemonade and the feel of the warm yellow burst in my mouth. If my mouth overflows, just piss all over my face and tits. I will beg for more.
I do as I’m told and I need a man who will always put me last. Allow me to clean up any mess. I’ll even suck your cock after you fucked a woman on her period. I’m a skanky ‘ho and I’ll do anything to keep you coming back for more.
Slurpin’ that Cum.
I’m a dirty cocksucking, cum slurpin’ whore. Roll me a joint, cut me a line, or buy me a drink and I can be had. You can find me anywhere. The local dive, the trashy truckstop, or on the corner. I am always ready to be force fed a great big cock. It doesn’t even have to be clean. If it smells like last nights leftover pussy or is caked with shit, it doesn’t matter. I will suck it. I like it rough. Ram it, pull my hair, choke off my breath. The more you demean me, the wetter I get. Some girls wanna be treated like queens or little celebrities. Not me. I just want to feel the friction of the shaft and the slap of your balls against my chin as I gulp a load of jizz. I want to make you moan and cuss as your cock twitches and you hit that nut. My pleasure is knowing that I can make you feel this way. My throat opens like a snake and I can take you deep. Of course, I know you love it when you make me choke or piss right in my face. Dish it out, lover, cause it don’t bother me none.
You don’t have to please me or return the favor. Just throw a few bucks at me as you walk away. I know you’ll be back. I’m your filthy cocksucking whore and I belong to you. Use me as you please.
Live Phone Sex Beer Goggles Make Cindy The Perfect Cheap Phone Chat Slut!
Live phone sex with this super slut is always sure to be a great time, but if you want to get some great cheap phone chat all ya gotta do is catch me when I go out to the bar. The other night I went out and the guy were having me go beer for beer. There was nothing better. I can handle a lot of beer, and I give zero fucks how cheap it is, that is what makes me the perfect low budget date! I was so drunk that I was spilling beer all over myself! That is okay, hops make the perfect for a phone sex line slut like me! I am not really sure who’s house it was that I wound up at that night. All I remember is pretending I was the duff girl, my shirt was soaked in booze and my pierced nipples showed right through. Larry wound up telling me I had to call it a night, apparently it is frowned upon to pour my own beers. Whatever, a sexy cunt like me is the perfect thing that bar needs. Anyway, I wound up in some weird house the next morning, I had three guys and their fur friend around me.I knew that I must have had one wild ass gangbang! I grabbed my clothes and stood up trying to pull a coyote ugly. That is when I realized that I still had a massive anal plug shoved deep into my ass. The sudden sting made me whimper, I covered my mouth trying now to wake the sleeping strangers. Although I did not know them I guess they were now that strange. I had jizz in my hair and someones urine all over me. HaHa. I made sure to raid their wallets before exiting finally. Made out with a couple hundred. Deuces suckers!
Pissing Sex on a Hot Summer Day
Pissing sex is so hot. It is actually perfect on a warm summer day to cool you down when you over heat. I was hanging at the pool all day yesterday, showing off my hot body when this stud walked right over to me while I was sunning myself on a lounge chair and started pissing on my face. “What the fuck,” I started to yell, then I saw the size of his cock. I leaped off the chair, fell to my knees, opened my mouth wide and begged him to give me a champagne cocktail down my throat.
“You looked like you need cooling off,” he said with a smirk as he pissed down my throat before skull fucking me. I swallowed his piss and his cum like it was Cristal. There were other folks around, but I didn’t care. I love an audience. I pulled my bikini top down, exposing my big tits so he could piss on them too. He did just that. His hot golden pee cascaded all over my big knockers. I lifted my boobs up to my mouth to taste his golden nectar while onlookers gawked.
He laid down on the lounge chair with his hard cock pointing to the blue sky. I can take a hint. I pulled my bikini bottoms to the side, straddled that cock and fucked him in front of the other pool guests. My big tits bounced in my own face as I slid up and down his shaft like a stripper on a pole. I could feel him pissing up in my snatch as he pounded my cunt. Golden showers sex poolside with an audience because, yes, I am that trashy of a whore.
Happy Memorial Day!
It’s Memorial Day weekend and that means all my naughty veterans and military men are out and ready for a dirty dirty phone call with the nastiest girl around! That’s me, of course. Don’t try to make me guess your little fantasy… I know what it is if you’re calling me. There’s no shame is our guilty pleasure…no shame in getting so incredibly filthy. I know you’ve been thinking about calling me all day…every time you went to the bathroom I was on your mind. As you pissed into that toilet you wished it was me who was receiving your golden shower. When you sat and shit earlier I know you were thinking of shitting all over these perfect titties…covering them with your waste. How dirty do you want to make me? What other nasty juices do you have for me? I’m certainly not afraid of getting filthy…dirty as I can even. Can I suck your cock till your cum is exploding all over me? Dripping down my face, onto my tits, mixing with all that shit and piss making the perfect naughty mixture. How do you like it when I look up at you, on my knees covered in all your juices – begging for even more? Maybe you have some friends that are into toilet play as much as you and I are? If not… I have as much as a desire to be a little cum dumpster as I do a personal toilet so I know you’ve got a few friends who would just love to see me covered in their hot sticky cum. The kind of cum that I suck right out of their cock until it explodes all over me, then moving to the next cock ready to be covered even more salty warm cum. Mmm… I love to get dirty no matter what kind of filth your into!