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Hardcore Anal Sex with Gummy Bears

hardcore anal sex       I have always been one of those people that thought it would be really awesome to have like a party trick. I really never have anything super cool until the other day. Let’s start by saying as an little one and growing up I have always love gummy bears, well I guess I should say gummy anything. Whether it is worms, bears, bottles or anything else you can think of, I was at the candy store drooling. Anyway, so the other day I was getting super trashed, I know no surprise, and a friend of mine brought me an oversized gummy stuff gift basket. Giant gummy bears and gummy worms as a reward for being his dirty white trash slut. Made since when his ass gave the idea to put them in my ass. I went outside and put on a nice show for all the guy at my house. I teased my little ass hole with the tip of the oversized gummy worm first, my pussy got so wet and dripped over my rosebud lubing me up. That guy slid in and out as easy as my big ass dildo I shoved up there all the time. I was not feeling it intense enough so moved to the giant gummy bear. Fucker was so big I could not even get it in. Took me fifteen minutes and then I was working that fucker in and out of my ass hole. Guy that gave it to me let me suck his dick while I gave myself some good ol’ hardcore anal sex with these gummy bears. I realize they were not sex toys, but they are now. I came all over that giant gummy bear and then one of the neighborhood brats paid me 20 bucks so he could eat the cum soaked bear. I love makin easy peasy money.

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Handyman Special

trashy whore evonneI love a big strong man that knows how to fix things. Come on in with that tool belt on and let’s play Mr. Fix-it. I will fuck and suck you until your knees are weak and my pussy is so fucking wet that my clit is swimming in it. All for a few home repairs around here. Of course I want you to take that big fat money wrench and shove it in me and fuck me with it. And those C-clamps you have in your bag, tighten those on my nipples and pussy lips until I cry out. I love when my handy man gets handy on my body before using those tools around the house. I sometimes catch you smelling my juices on those tools while your fixing things and that just makes me want to fuck you again. Are you ready for a break big boy because this pussy needs some more attention. I think I need to take care of your leaking pipe while you snake me out for free flowing. Don’t forget to ask about my specials when you call!

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The only thing I like more than sucking a big, fat cock is when someone is watching me do it. Being recorded makes it even better. So what if I like to watch videos of myself, who doesn’t? It’s hot seeing how my little face looks when it’s getting fucked. Sadly very few guys can handle holding their phones with my mouth wrapped around their dick because I would love to see myself from their point of view. There have been a couple that tried, but in the end it didn’t work out. Either the video was too jumpy or there would barely be anything was in the shot at all. After one guy dropped his phone I decided to stop trying for awhile. He was so upset about his phone that he lost his boner, it was so awkward. Thankfully he’s all better now, but that’s probably because I’ve been sucking his dick every day to make up for it.

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Now I set my phone up on a table against the wall and the videos have been turning out great so far. That guy who dropped his phone, Joel, has been in a lot of them. His cock and balls look so good on camera it would be silly not to take advantage of that. Plus Joel always fills my mouth with a huge, salty load of cum. I’m very lucky girl because Joel is one of those rare guys that can cum multiple times, but he never runs out. I’ve been with men who can cum two or three times before they’re done, but Joel doesn’t stop sometimes unless he passes out. What girl wouldn’t love that? It was such a nice surprise, I never would have guessed he had such an amazing talent after the first time. I’m so happy that I felt bad enough about his phone to offer him daily blow jobs for life.

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I love being a Big dick sucker late at night! It’ll get really bored just laying in my bed on my computer looking at porn and just wishing I could suck a nice big meaty one! It makes my mouth water like crazy! The heavy feeling that I get one a hard one is sitting on my tongue in my mouth gets my tranny cock so fucking hard I can’t stand it!  I want to suck and suck all night long until my lips hurt! Ha! Mmm. I love sucking and licking all over that head and getting right down deep in my throat making me choke on that juicy cock! That is why I roam the streets, looking for a bunch of cocks to suck and fill up on their yummy chunky cum!! 

Employee Of The Week

 

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My boss might as well have hired one of those sign spinning guys to stand on the corner!

Last time he pulled a stunt like this, the cops were in here trying to shut us down!

It’s not bad enough he has the highest cover charge on the block, the most over priced watered down drinks and he gets thirty percent of our tips! Now he is trying to pimp us out to!

Don’t get me wrong…I am all about that base (sorry, couldn’t help myself). I mean guys throw more money and candy at you and sometimes, it’s actually good! But I can’t afford for big brother to be shutting down my place of employment for a week cus we got caught!

Then I had this idea! One of the girls at the club was working there, putting herself through nursing school. She is always looking for someone to practice on, ya know, to test her skills. I am pretty sure I remembered her learning about hernias a few weeks ago.

That is a community service we should all participate in! So I suggested to my sleaze of a boss that we could assist Nurse Nancy in her education and disguise his little fuck fest as “practice” hernia testing for a moderate donation!

He loved the idea so much, he named me employee of the week! And at a strip club….. when a girl in a slutty nurse uniform says “drop your pants”, you do it!

Men were lining up from everywhere as we opened our snatch and told them to turn their head and cough!

There was one man, we called him Dick ( no really…that was his name)! We all took turns on Dick. I started sucking his massive cock, getting him all slippery and wet for easy penetration into Nurse Nancy’s hernia detection device. I did not realize it at the time, but that huge man muscle was just starting to get hard! 

He started slamming Nancy’s little cunt so fast and hard, she barely had time to squeeze!

Nancy was pretty wasted and her cunt was filled with cum so I thought I would take a shot! Dick had the biggest fuck stick I had ever seen and it seemed like it was getting bigger with ever stroke! I tried to take it all in my mouth but he was so fucking big that I gagged and choked before it was half way down my throat!

By the time he started pounding the hell out of my cunt, he was so huge, even my wore out fuck hole felt tight!

When he dumped his load, he came so hard that he gave himself a fucking hernia!

That was the end of hernia testing and the end of my employee of the week! Too bad though, cus I would love testing out big Dick again!

Damn, he had a nice cock! You could feed a girl for a month on that thing!

Trailer Trash Whore Does You Right

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Come on down to our trailer park where we will satisfy every need that your fine self can muscle. We are some nasty as cum dumpsters who will work one by one or all for you. We love getting trashed and sitting outside showing off our cunts and tits for all the trailer park boys to see. We decided to do our own calendar shoot too. Fuck, we are gonna make enough money to have beer for the next month. Swasted in May, Woo Hoo! I am the biggest cum guzzler of us all too. I do not think there is anything that I would not do to taster your cum on my lips. Don’t even have to be your jizz either.

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I love being a little p slut and fucking those fuckers down the street. I even run a sweet deal for them, I will suck their wee cocks for the five dollars mommy gives to them for taking out the trash. They love it too, and it is an easy five bucks. They line up and I pop them off three at a time, easiest fifty dollars a sloot could make. Me being a p whore not your thing and possibly you want me to suck off your furry friend, not a problem. I will pull their fur covered rocket into my mouth and coax it out. Your four legged friend can fuck me in my wasted hole to the knot till he fills me with his nut. Mmmm. Your imagination is the limit, or bust through to the sky and borrow mine. The other girls don’t know what they are missing, but our calendar sure as fuck will be hot. Post that shit in your bathroom so you can yank it to us every day.

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Sizzling Hot

big dick sucker cleoLive phone sex with him always gets my cunt so fucking wet. I make sure to drink tons of water before he calls so that I can let a long stream of hot wet piss flow over his limp cock. It makes him so fucking hard, so fucking fast. Then I take his piss covered dick into my mouth. He calls me his big dick sucker and face fucks me till I am gagging from the force of it. In no time at all my pussy is dripping wet like a good cream pie slut. He sucks my cunt hard, hungry for the piss mixed with cum that he created. He makes me beg for that cock to be deep inside me. I beg to be his cum dumpster. Only when he is right on the edge of exploding does he make me get on all fours, shoving that dick in me so hard I gasp for air. He bangs the shit out of this pussy all the while telling me how he is going to fill it with the biggest load of cum I have ever had. I love freaky phone sex with him! cum filled cunt twitter

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      I am a crack whore anal, slut bitch,  that loves getting high and fucked in the ass.  I said, it we can get it off the table and get on to something else.The strangest thing happened I woke up today with a cock in my mouth and one stuck in my ass. The weirdest thing of them all was that I had a fucking migraine from hell. I don’t know what happened but I do know that there was some meth on the table and you were standing over me pissing on me. I couldn’t say in the least if that was supposed to be good or not but I do know that I was fucking high as hell and I couldn’t wait for the party to continue! I looked at all the empty liquor bottles on the night stand and scattered all over the room it was just so littered in there. I didn’t care though because the last thing I could remember from the night before was that you were fucking the shit out of my ass , calling me a low down white trailer trash whore and you were trying to do your best to not stomp all over me. I thought that us getting high together was the best thing because I didn’t want  to start feeling bad alone but maybe Momma was right maybe it was about time for me to go to rehab and get right!

Just at that moment I began to shake and I was shaking so god damn bad I knew I had better get right pretty quick. Looking at you stroking your cock, I knew you  were going to take my asshole with a bad addictive sort of need and I knew there was nothing I could do to stop you. I needed to get right and that fucking you and sucking you would give me that party edge again. I needed that to be happy that instant drive of being fucked in the ass! Taking out your cock and coming toward me I knew I was in for it and as my body began to shake  I knew the high after this shit was going to be the best ever!

Tight Slutty Pussy

freaky phone sexA customer named Bill took me to the VIP room at the club. He ended up paying me more than we agreed on because I wasn’t as busted as he thought. Can you believe that?! He was surprised that my pussy wasn’t all beat up and that was still very tight. Now that I think about it Bill did kind of have a point. I practically fuck all day and night so it’s an occupational hazard. I’m very thankful that my tiny pink kitty is still tight, clean, and pretty!

Before Bill left he told me about how everyone thought I was such a nasty slut. I thanked him even though that wasn’t exactly news to me and walked him to the door. It’s funny how people think that label bothers me because I actually don’t mind at all. Sluts have more fun and at the end of the night that’s who every man wants to be in bed with.

hot stripper sexI’m such a skank that I sometimes even take work home with me.There will be a hot guy that I want to play with at the club, but he won’t have enough money for my services. When that happens I either give him my number or tell him to pick me up once my shift is over. I hate waiting, there is just no other way. Fucking for free at the club is against the rules, but the manager can’t control me when I’m at home! A lot of the guys I bring home are actually paying customers too if he knew that he would probably fire me. That would be a big mistake because most of the other dancers have zero interest in sex, but I still do.

My pussy soaks through two, sometimes even three of my outfits ever day. I wish I could stop it, but I can’t. There have been times that I’ve had to rub my clitty while giving a lap dance just to get some relief. That’s against the rules too, but I’m very careful not to get caught doing that. It’s pretty easy to hide that because the customer’s enjoy it so they keep their mouths shut. If they tip me extra I even let them clean my fingers off. If they’re sexy or have a nice, big cock I give them my number and hope that they call so we can play later on.

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Roaming Charges

Drunk phone sexThere I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened.  I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me.  Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever.  A park is a park.  I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!”  Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner.  Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.

Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy.  I have seen him around town, but not that often.  He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.”  On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring.  It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff.  I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy.  The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door.  He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone.  I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles. 

Charles stared straight ahead.  The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on.  The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was.  Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it.  The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say.  Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.

Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass.  I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced.  The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting.  I’ll tell you something.  I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.

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