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Trashy MILF Gets Nasty on a Friday Night

trashy milfA trashy MILF should not be trusted with a bunch of brats at a bowling alley. I was asked to supervise one of my son’s school functions. On a Friday night no less. I was stoned and buzzed. Which means I was fucking horny as hell too. I sat back and watched a bunch of little ones play with big balls and my pussy got wet. I don’t wear ugly shoes, so I sat on the sidelines watching the eye candy. I had a brilliant idea. I invited them all back to my place for a pool party after bowling. They texted their parents, and they all got approval. No brats on a Friday night means parents can play. Just the opposite with me! I love to play with young ones. Of course no one had swim suits, so we skinny dipped in the pool. That was my intention. I wanted to see all those hairless cocks and pretty bald slits. I may have spiked their punch too turning those innocent school girls and boys into horny little creatures. Little peckers got hard and I could smell the cunnie juice. I orchestrated myself a school orgy. How did you spend your Friday night? I bet you didn’t have nearly as much fun as I did!

Bus Ride Troubles

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I never really go into the city. I love being in the country where I belong. Everything moves at a much slower pace which gets me into trouble but I love it. But the one time I go into the city with some girlfriends I get into some real trouble. I got really drunk and had no clue where I was. My friends must have lost me because I wondered into the ghetto where I found a really tall sexy guy. He seemed really nice and told me he would take me where I needed to go on the public bus. I thought it was a public bus so what trouble could I get into. Then he started fondling my tits through my sheer shirt right in front of everyone on the bus! The boys just started egging him on. That’s when the bus driver stopped the bus and started drilling his cock into me. He said he wouldn’t let me off until I made every guy on the bus cum…twice.

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Honestly I am almost always fucked up. I am always high on something and drinking too. I like the way it makes me feel. I like the way it makes those big black cocks hurt a little less and how it relaxes me to take it like a slut. Like a total BBC loving whore. We know I love big black cock and we know my good new friend loves it too. He loves to get nice and fucked up with me. He loves to watch all these big black dicks sliding in and out of my holes. My ass and my pussy of course but my throat takes it all too. Anything for that cum! One after the other I keep going, a girl like me is a total gangbang whore now and I know that I am going to have my body covered in that hot sticky load in no time. How can I say no anyway? I might just be too high…ha! Just kidding that’s not possibly, it just means I can take more black thick dicks!

BBC Sex Stories: The Biggest Blackest Cock I Ever Sucked

bbc sex storiesBBC sex stories get my cougar cunt wet; especially mine! I love telling about the biggest dick I ever sucked. My daughter was a black cock whore, but up until the time I discovered that she loved dark dicks, I had never had black cock before. One guy she was fucking was older and black as night. She told me he had a mother daughter fantasy and begged me to help her make it come true for him. She was a slave to his cock. She was my baby girl, how could I tell her no, right? I had met Sean before. He was handsome, tall, very articulate and to be honest out of a trailer trash whore’s league. But he liked my daughter and she liked him. I trained her to be a big dick sucker, so I knew that was part of the attraction. This tiny white teen could handle his monster cock. I guess he wanted to see if she inherited her freak of nature cock skills from her mommy.

big dick sucker bbcI drank a shit ton of wine, did a few lines of coke so I could be prepared. Now I knew he had a big thick dick from my daughter. Did I think he had 14 inches of cock? No. I didn’t think cocks came that big. When he whipped it out, I swear my eyes popped out. I thought I was being punked like it was some prosthetic dick. But when I started to swallow that super sized shaft, I realized it was all real. My drunk high ass really struggled, but I got most of it in my mouth. My daughter was playing with her bald beaver watching her trashy MILF momma swallow her first nigger dick. I’m not sure what was hotter. Watching her or getting skull fucked by the hugest dick of my life. The real fun came when he fucked me. He wanted my ass but I knew better than that. My ass would have been forever ruined. Turns out that big black mamba snake ruined my pussy. Ruined it for small dicks. There is a reason that chicks say once you go black you don’t go back. Thanks to my daughter and her very well hung black boyfriend, I am a nigger loving whore too.

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There is something a gangbang whore of an ex stripper that just makes your cock twitch. My idea of a hot cheap phone sex call falls in the realm of no fucking taboo debauchery. I love to be your anal cum dumpster as long as the dick is a nice big fat black cock that can stuff this white girl snatch.

So, you think you have the fuck rock that will please me and so do your friends huh? You guys show up at the strip club and head directly for the backroom. I wait there doing some smack and smoking some weed as I wait for my next client. I was very pleased to get you six big black cocka to fuck and suck off tonight! This will truly be a fabulous night as your big black hands start grabbing at my big fake tits and your buddies take turns stuffing my ass, cunt and mouth continuously making sure to fill me with jizz.

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Bet Good

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As I saddled up to the bar I was not only very tipsy, I was very happy as well.
This would be the last drink and the last bet for the night.
Just I had done before I placed my empty glass on the bar along with a five dollar bill. It would be the same bet but with a different guy.
I smiled sweetly and said:
“Care to make a little wager?”
“Sure darlin”
“OK I bet you that I have a little rhyme that you can’t top. The bet is my five here and a drink.”
He laughed. “Bet good”
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He almost fell off the bar stool laughing. Handed me my five dollars and bought my drink. I downed the drink and tucked the five in my bra, making a cool hundred it was time to go home.
I walked out the door and started down the street feeling very pleased with my self. And then I saw him leaning up against a pole. By the looks of him he had money and I am greedy.
I walked up to him and decided to go double or nothing. Never dreaming it would be nothing.
“Hey care for a friendly wager?”
I could tell by the way he said yes that he was way drunker then I was.
“I bet you a hundred bucks that I have a rhyme that you can’t top.”
He chuckled a little and took my bet.
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He was quiet for some time when I asked him to fork over my money. I should have known by that smile I was going down.
“Not so fast Sugar. Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can piss in yours, but you can’t piss in mine.”
Handing him my hundred I realized that I need to learn when to stop while I am ahead.

Gangbang Whore Party

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I live in the backwoods Alabama area so all this stuff about Martin Luther King Jr. Day isn’t a huge deal for us. But what is a big deal is Robert E. Lee’s birthday. We all have southern pride here and it shows. One of my stripper friends is hosting a naughty Lee party. Usually the guys bring lots of guns and confederate flags. The girls aren’t allowed to wear anything. It really is a free for all, especially for the guys. The guys grope and touch whatever they want. There is always so much jungle juice so the girls get plastered.

I got so drunk last time that I woke up with thirteen naked bodies around me. Turns out all the girls got super slutty and everyone had a giant orgy. I woke up really sore but one of the guys had taken photos of us all being so drunk and slutty. All the country guys knew how to have fun. “Gangbang Whore” was scribbled on my lower back so I knew my asshole was used nicely just like my cunt. I’m such a naughty fucking whore and I can’t wait for this year’s party. I can only imagine how these country guys are going to use me.

Druggy Humiliation Day Stories

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I was reading about Humiliation Day and its origins in Canada with the Chinese people. I’m not the brightest gal and I sure could use a respite from humiliation this year. An apology or two would’ve meant everything. I really had my share in 2015.
I’d like to share a few of my humiliating experiences from last year.
The party for a friend where she asked me to strip for her boyfriend. He and I ended up fucking in the laundry room after she passed out. The next day, he told her that I drugged her and seduced him.
Accidently leaving my panties in a co-workers office after a noon quickie. I came in to find them pinned to the bulletin board and they had a shit stain on them. Gross.
My girlfriend borrowed my lipstick. Two days later, I woke up with my lips covered in herpes sores.
Fucking a random dude in his car and leaving bloody pussy tracks all over his leather seats.
Taking a shower at a friend’s house and shaving the coochie. The drain backs up and all of these pussy hairs come floating out into the tub. OMG!!!
Riding a guy’s cock and I fart, but it’s all shitty, and diarrhea runs all down his nutsac. Goodbye, hard-on.
Ok, your turn to share some of your humiliation with me, or maybe you’d like me to humiliate you. I’m sure to face plenty of raw and graphic humiliation and degradation in the coming year. Hope you’re around to read my blogs!!!

Happy New year.

Druggy Phone Sex W/ a Drunk Gangbang Whore

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I might have partied too hard, I might have fucked every single one of the guys that were there… and I am not afraid to admit that I am a slut. No, that’s too modest. I am a super slut. And honestly I do not see what is so wrong with that. Some people like bananas, I love cock. Everyone has their own guilty pleasure. Take away the guilty and mine is just pleasure. And it makes other people happy too! Whoever it is. I would be classified as a super slut because I will fuck just about anyone. I have no boundaries I just love to fuck!! I still have my preferences though don’t get me wrong!! I really would like for at least one guy and one girl to be in my slutty fun. That’s not too much to ask, I think it’s reasonable and everyone should do it that way. It’s beneficial because not only is there enough to go around, there’s more ways to fuck and more parts to play with! Why wouldn’t I want to eat a girl out while getting fucked in the ass by our guy? Or maybe I could flick her nipples while I get fisted by him…the possibilities are endless. I don’t care what people think – being a slut is fucking awesome, and partying hard while being the biggest whore I can be is even better.

Party hard on New year’s Eve

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Every new Year’s Eve , it’s the same old thing for most of us. We go out for a good time. Maybe get us some end of year cock. I know that final blow job should end in a ball-dropping explosion. I dance my ass ass off with some friends, but things get all freaky. I always seem to end up missing my clothes by morning or wake up at some orgy where cum soaked pussies and limp, crusty dicks are everywhere, fueled by the alcoholic lust. I wonder how many dudes had their dicks in me and how much cum I swallowed. My throat is sore from the drugs and the dick action. I wouldn’t change a thing though. I’m gonna do my drugs, drink that Jager, and get all of the fuckmeat that I can handle, cause life takes its toll. In a few years we all end up spending the New year in sweats, watching the Dick Clark special (cause that’s the only dick we’ll get) and sipping non-alcoholic grape fizzy with the brats.
So, I’m getting mine now before it’s too late. Make sure you find a DD though. Being dead is not cool.
Happy New Year, fuckers. How about one last phone fuck before the ball drops?

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