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Mistaken Identity Escort

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I can clean up nicely, if it’s going to end in me get fucked on a hella expensive car, and have crack money. I was on my way to score some crack when this nice ass car pulled up next to me. A man in a suit got out and told me I was late, and I couldn’t go dressed like that. I had no fucking clue what was going on, but I needed an adventure. So, I went along with it and got in the car, and the inside was just as nice. He took me to this expensive ass name brand store, and picked a dress and shoes for me. I changed in the car, and tried to be observant as possible. Apparently, he thinks I am his escort he is hiring to go to a vintage car charity event. So, at least I will get paid for this adventure, and he isn’t too bad looking. I wouldn’t mind fucking him for free honestly. It was a boring ass event, but I guess dude was someone important because we got to sit in everyone of the cars. We even test drove quite a few of them. I tried to remember manners until we were in the cars alone. When the event was over I was curious as to why we weren’t leaving yet. When everyone left but us, I asked why, and he told me it was his event and his cars. I stared in shock, and he laughed. He asked how else he would afford a night with me, and now was my chance to ask what I had been wondering all night. So, I asked how much exactly he was paying for a night with me, and he said $500,000. My jaw hit the floor, and he laughed. He then told me it was time to get his moneys worth, and bent me over a car more expensive than anything I had ever even touched. I can’t believe someone could make so much for something that easy. I need to reconsider this whole escort thing, but I feel bad for the girl he confused me for.

The Center Of Attention

Gangbang WhoreSo I went to a party the other night and it was about the normal of what you expect a bunch of young partiers to  be getting up too. Booze, and drugs circulating around and everyone was having a great time. I notice a group of guys all surrounding this one chick. Now I’m not the jealous type I could care less for the most part if another guy is attracted to a girl besides myself. However she looked so plain and I just could not understand how she was captivating their attention. So I pushed my way through the group to find she had been bragging about all the sex acts she had supposedly done and basically proclaiming herself the biggest and best fuck toy at the whole party. Before anyone could respond I just started laughing, nice and loud enough for them to all be staring at me. I looked at her and just smirk, as I started to strip out of my clothes. Deciding it was time to call her bluff. I walk naked into the middle of the group right next to her and slowly dipped down on my knees facing the boys. The excitingly closed in on me, I took turns undoing their pants and letting cock, after cock just fall out and slap my face. I worked my mouth over the several shafts, my hands jerking them off toward my face and tits. I would get one off and work on the others. I didn’t stop until I covered myself in cum loads over and over again. The girl had looked on in shock for a bit, but by the time I was done she had vanished, which brought on a even bigger smile on my cum covered face.

Cum Eating Phone Sex W/ Hot Tranny

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   You like dick baby?

I’m in need of a dirty little cum eating phone sex fiend that loves to suck dick but will never admit to it. It’s ok, I’m a sexy shemale with a sweet ass and a nice 81/2″ of fully functioning dick for those lips to wrap around. I love guys that have a big dick for me and will let me suck them off then give them my sexy shemale surprise in their fuck holes.

I’ll be your trashy girlfriend and we can have so much fun together getting really naughty on the phone at all hours of the night early morning and I know you will be blowing many loads with me over time. I want to own that ass and you can certainly make an effort and eat some hot cum with me when we both explode together.

 

Druggy Stripper

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I really need to stop letting guys fuck me and cum all over me for free. I love being a dirty whore, but I need drug money. Letting men hit it for free isn’t making me money, and I have habits to support. So, I got a new job. If my time at the trap house taught me anything, it is that I make a fantastic stripper. I still have a sexy young body, and the coke keeps me skinny. Besides, who doesn’t love a hot blonde that can dance? It started because it was my friends 21st birthday yesterday, and we decided to go to the strip club to celebrate. I was expecting there to be loud music, bright lights, and lots of horney men, but it was dull and depressing. There was 3 girls walking around and a bartender, and they were the only people there. I felt like I was at a fucking funeral, so I decided it was time to put the fun in funeral. I walk up to the dj booth and turned the music way up. It still didn’t seem to have too much of an effect, so I climbed on stage. I danced like no one was watching, and stripped like everyone was. Before I knew it men were pouring in, and fuck tons of money were being thrown at me. All I wanted to do was have fun, but shit if I can make money doing it, I am going to do it. When I finally got down off the stage I made $2,000, and the owner offered me a job. I said if I can really make this much just by doing that then fuck yea. Then I got shitfaced and fucked my friend in the private dance area, and it is probably the most private public place I have ever had anal.

Fun With A Young Dirty Whore

Dirty phone sexI’m all about having fun and just letting go. In my little world there is absolutely no judgements I could give a fuck less about how much of a pervert you are. All I care about is us both getting off and getting what we want. I trade sex for things I want all the time, which often leaves me with a lot of dirty nasty stories. For me spreading my legs if just as good as swiping my credit card. Although I don’t know any drug dealers taking cards so my system really pays off. Daddy did tell me to learn to work for things or he would cut me off. I bet he didn’t know I would be riding other mens dick for “work”.

Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutNow that schools are back in session, I can be a better cum guzzling slut. I love draining the balls of school boys before and after school. Only in my trailer park do boys get up early for school. Why? Because they want to stop by and see the dirty old cougar at the corner for a good ball draining first. I love being that woman. You would think in a trailer park full of strippers, hookers and junkies, I would not be the only one molesting little boys. I mean it is not rocket science. A mature woman gets horny, there are no decent adult men around, fuck the boys. There are plenty of them around too. They want to fuck and honestly, I don’t think they care who they fuck. Any warm hole will do. If the other trashy whores in the neighborhood won’t help these boys out, this trashy milf will. I am happy to relieve any guy, young or old, of the cum in his balls. I am an old cum whore and I can’t get enough salty protein. This morning, I had the most boys ever stop by my trailer at once. I didn’t think they would all fit, but I would have found a way. Every boy gave me a cum deposit. Some in my mouth, some in my pussy, others in my ass. I felt like I was drunk on cum. Guess what? That is the best feeling ever.

Reminiscing

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I love reminiscing in the memories of dirty sex, and this was one of the best fucks I have ever had. When I was in high school for a while I tried to be a good little vanilla girl, but that didn’t last long. I was dating this guy, but he was a virgin. He wanted to save himself for marriage, and all that happy horse shit. One night, I was sleeping at his house, and we got into a heavy make out session, but then he turned around and went to sleep. Women have needs too, and I was beyond pissed. I ended up sneaking downstairs. I was gonna sneak out to find someone to fuck, but his dad was sleeping on the couch. So, I stopped and thought about my next move. His dad was always checking me out, and I will admit, I did tease him quite a bit. I was so horny I needed it. So, I woke his dad up with a blowy. He loved it! He woke up and tore my clothes off, and he told me to kneel on the couch. He bent me over the back of the couch, and shoved his cock into my tight little teen ass. It was after we had ate Mexican food, and I couldn’t get him to stop. I ended up shitting all over his couch and cock, but he loved it. He started pounding into me even faster. I must have been moaning because my boyfriend woke up. He came down the stairs, and he made eye contact with me while his dad plowed into my shitty ass. I expected him to be pissed, but instead he started touching himself. When his dad came all in my ass, His and his dad licked all of the shit and cum off of me and my ass. Then his mom came down and I had to run out of the house naked and covered in my own shit. It was worth it.

Eat This Sloppy Wet Pussy

Sloppy wet pussyLet’s be honest I’m the kind of girl that gets around. If you met me through a friend or just a acquaintance it would probably be a safe assumption that I’ve fucked them. Most people I met have seen me naked and much more. I mean who can blame them, when I look at myself I feel like touching myself all over. I know when I’m sucking your cock the thought may cross your mind of how many other cocks have I sucked today. When I’m pushing you face first into my pussy I don’t think you’re really going to care. The idea of eating my dirty Sloppy Wet Pussy makes your cock throb. A part of you likes the idea of taking part of someone’s leftovers doesn’t it?

Trap Queen

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I have become the trap house favorite whore. My guy owns the trap house, so me becoming his favorite whore kind of makes me a trap queen. I really love it here I get drugs handed to me whenever I dance or fuck. It is like a dream come true, like I am a queen off a castle. There is always blunts being passed around, and I only participate in the gangbangs when I feel like it. Everyday feels like a party here it is fucking awesome. My favorite thing to do here, well besides the drugs, is see how crazy it drives the guys when me and the other girls make out or lick each others pussies. My trap king even showed me the meth lab in the basement, and how to cook it. Isn’t he the absolute sweetest?! Then we fucked right on top of a pile of rocks, and I just can not believe how romantic that was. He tells me he has always had a thing for slutty blondes like me. I have also gotten so good at doing tricks on the stripper pole in the man cave. I really think if things don’t work out with me and my trap king I may have a future as a stripper. Anyways I wanted to share my best trip story yet with you. So, my trap king got a fuck ton of acid yesterday, and threw a big ass gangbang party. I was so fucking hype, I mean for as many college parties as I have been to I have never actually tripped on acid before. My trap king demanded that all women at the party stay naked the whole party, and I loved that idea too. There was so many drugs going around and everyone was fucking someone. My trap king shoved 4 acid tabs into my pussy, and pushed it in deep with his hard cock. I can’t even put the experience into words it was just incredible.

Adventures at the Trap House

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Fucking guys in the trap house for coke is nothing new to me. Sometimes the bars are dead during the week, and there’s no easy fuck for money. Prostitution doesn’t really work when your town is crawling with prostitutes, and I am to sick to fight. I just need my drugs! So, I show up at the trap house empty handed. My coke guy can tell I don’t have the money because for once I don’t smell like sex. He asks me how I plan on paying today, and I asked how he would like me to pay. He laughs and tell me cash, but he doubts I have that. I confess he is right and ask if we could work something out. He takes me into a dark dingy room full of mirrors and stripper poles. I told him I never tried to use one of those before, but he says it’s my only option. If I want my fix I have to put on a show for him and his gang. I hop on to the stage, and he plays music. I start dancing as sexy as I can muster while having the shakes. He notices and hands me a mirror with little white lines on it. He tells me he will pay me up front, but only because there’s no way I can escape. I snort my shit quickly, and with new found energy, I begin swinging my hips. I started with my skirt, pushing it off my boney hips. Then I pull my sweater over my head. I don’t have a bra on which is a real time saver. I hop off the stage and into his lap. I give him a lap dance, and I can feel his hard cock against my ass. So, I pull his pants off and push my panties to the side. I hop onto his lap again, ass first. I finish the lap dance with his cum filling my ass. He gives me more coke, and I spend the day hanging out at the trap house.