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Cum Dumpster Holiday

cum dumpsterThe life of a cum dumpster is never dull. Down here in Florida it is like 50 degrees. That is cold for this state, but nothing is too cold for me. There were not as many people out and about, but I know where to look when I want to get laid. The truck stops are not busy in the day, but the glory holes are. I know where every glory hole in town is too. A good cum dump knows these things. Hell, I have been so hard up for cum, I have gone to a gay glory hole and drained some homosexuals of their jizz. For the most part, no one cares who is sucking that dick on the other side of the wall. I went to this glory hole in an adult bookstore in the seedy part of town. I wish they would put one on the beach strip, but I guess its bad for family tourism. This bookstore was popping on a holiday. All men. So, when I walked in all eyes were on me. I let them all see my take my skanky ass to the back where the glory holes are. I hoped they would follow me.  They did. I got in position and cocks galore were fighting to get in my mouth. Finally, I just knocked on the wall and told them to come on over. I can be a better cum guzzling slut with a wall in the way. I had younger guys, older guys, black guys and white guys. Even a few brown dicks wanted to get blown by me. I was in that glory hole room for over three hours. My belly was so full of cum I thought I might need my stomach pumped. Just joking.  Stomach pumps are for amateurs not a trailer park whore like me.

Cum Dumpster with No Limits

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New year, same fucking cum dumpster here.  You didn’t think I would be making any resolutions to be less of a whore, did you? Fuck no! What I do promise to do, though, is be even more twisted and raunchy than ever. I started fucking on New Year’s Eve and haven’t stopped. I haven’t even been to the trailer park or strip club all year because I’ve been going from truck to truck blowing and fucking every single trucker who passes through. Sometimes more than once if the dick is good. Sometimes even more than one man at a time.

At this point, I think I should just stay here for the rest of January and see the month out with a bang. I wonder how many guys I can fuck this month. I need to start asking the truckers to bring friends with them. I might even start fucking the guys who aren’t truckers when they stop for gas, food, or whatever. Hey, they can get lonely and horny on the road too, even if they aren’t doing a long-haul route. Call me and tell me what you’d say if I walked up to at the truck stop and offered you this cunt.

Lot Lizard Sex Whore

lot lizard sexI am a lot lizard sex whore. Men love me down at the truck stop. They pull in for a shit, shave and shower, and find me in my daisy dukes, high heels and tube top walking up and down the truck bays looking for action. The truck stop is better than any glory hole. Why? I get to do a lot more than just suck random dicks. Being a lot lizard means I get cock in my mouth, pussy and ass. It also means I get to party. Truckers always have the best blow. And they are always willing to share with a dirty old whore like me. I was in heaven yesterday. The truck stop was booming. Usually, there is an after holidays slump, but not this year. Business is good. Not even winter storms all over the Midwest will stop these truckers. When they stop for their shit, shave and shower, I am there to be their druggy porn star. I work hard for the coke too. Why pay for coke when I can fuck for it instead? I love being a trailer park whore and a lot lizard. I do not care what people think of me either. It does not matter what anyone thinks. I am happy. I love to fuck, and I love to party. And so do truckers. I was trying to keep count of the dicks I sucked and fucked yesterday, but as the day went on, the higher I got and the worse my ability to count became, LOL. I did over 20 guys I know. I think that made me officially a cum dumpster. I know it was more men. I was covered head to toe in jizz. It was pouring out my pussy like a river. I got a ton of coke though. Some even to go. When I got home, I pissed and shit the rest of the cum still inside me out so I could freeze it. There will be a day that the weather is too bad to leave the house. At least I will have some frozen jizz to eat.

Blondes Have More Cum

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I’m a blonde fucking whore and last night I went on a fuck filled cumstravaganza.  I felt extra whorish after bleaching my hair so I threw on a short ass skirt and some fishnets with a hole in the crotch for easy pussy access then took my happy ass down to the adult bookstore.  I knew there would be plenty of sleazy cocks looking to get sucked and fucked by a trashy blonde who is hungry for jizz and a good hard pounding in all my fun holes.  I headed straight back to the porn arcade, grabbed the first guy I saw and shoved him into one of the booths.  I dropped to my knees and started sucking his dick, slurping loudly up and down his shaft.  We attracted some not so unwanted attention and, before I knew it, I was gulping down and getting railed by about a dozen dirty dongs. It got to where I couldn’t count how many pricks were surrounding me, stretching me out and stuffing my holes full.   I just took load after load of hot horn dog cum wherever they wanted to put it.

 

Drunk Phone Sex Bimbo

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Let’s get fucking wasted and have drunk phone sex, baby! I know you will be more open and loosened up if you’ve had a couple drinks and that’s when the phone fucking goes to a whole new level. I don’t need to be loosened up and I think you know that if you’ve read any of my blogs. But I’m willing to drink up in solidarity with you. What’s your drink of choice? I want to know what makes you feel good, so you will let your guard down. Then, I know I can make you feel really fucking good.

Listen…I know you have some fantasies that are so far out there that you don’t think anyone will want to even hear about them, much less weave together a fantasy and help you jerk off. But baby, you’ve never met a whore quite like me. I’m famous for doing anything and everything to make a man shoot a hot load of jizz. I don’t care what it is. I just get so excited when you are turned on that I reach right down between my legs and rub one out, too. Come on. Don’t keep me waiting, lover! Let’s play!

Trailer Trash Whore Party

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You might know that I frequent the strip club and truck stop, but what you might not realize about me is that I’m also a trailer trash whore. I was born in the trailer park (literally – mama couldn’t stop sucking cock long enough to go to the hospital) and that is where I remain to this day. I love having parties at the trailer. And by parties, I mean that I love having men from all over stop by to fuck me and use me in whatever way they want to. Any hole for as long as they want to.

If you want to know which hole that I prefer, well, I guess it just depends on the day you catch me. Today? I’m in the mood to get my asshole fucked nice and hard. More than once. By cocks that are so big they barely fit inside me. Obviously, I want to be fucked in my cunt and down my throat, too so don’t worry if that’s the hole you choose. Do you want to help me be a nasty trailer park skank? I’m ready to be jizzed onto, into, and I want you to be the one to do it!

Bikers love drunk girl fucking

drunk girl fuckingThe biker bars are full this time of year. Perfect for drunk girl fucking. These men know that the whores are plentiful and are looking for holiday cash. Big sweaty cocks love a fuck show of two of us going at it once we have been liquored up enough. Just so happens that we get to put on pussy licking shows on the pool tables as the men decide who is going to get that cock first. Throwing back a shot as I ride another sexy bitches face, my jaw drops. My brother walks in and I just happen to have taken his wife out with me tonight. He has no idea that I have turned her into a gangbang whore on the weekends. She likes to drink and get high, and full of cum. She deserves it, taking care of my brother and his brats. Normally I eat her out and leave no trace, but her used up pussy. One look at us and he was dragging us down by the hair and slapping me around. What did he think was going to happen when he let me hang out with her? We made him feel all better as we got his cock out and showed him how much we both loved sucking him off. He was turned on by his wife being a whore. Do you think he let us fuck more men for him?

Kinky Trashy Milf

Trashy Milf This trashy milf knows a thing or two about cocks. I have been on and sucked enough cock to know all about what makes a man explode. You know as A stripper I get a lot of men with really kinky fetishes this time of year. It seems like the closer to Holidays the more men want to see me bouncing on a big black cock. Not only that they pay extra to have a private session with me and my son and daughter watching with them. Now sometimes the money’s real good and I let my daughter suck off the Payer of perversions, while mommy rides and sucks an anaconda. But most often or not my BBC sex stories involve my son helping mommy get fucked. He loves to help hold my legs, feed me cock and even clean my cummy pussy up. I enjoy this time of year not for any other reason than my perverts who love seeing me be a dirty mom and fuck Big black cock!

Crack Whore Anal Mama Pimp

crack whore analHe wanted a sweet chocolate booty to pump in and I got him just the thing. I found this young prostitute that was fresh meat on the market and likely just traded for some crack rock. He was a sweet young thing with that bubbly chocolate booty. It’s just what this p-daddy faggot wanted. I’m the best crack whore anal pimp in the trailer park. I can get my clients whatever delicacy they want. My fucking clan is great and I have many being a social services foster mama. I get my fix and the Government pays me for it. It’s the best thing ever. I have my own personal slave network keeping me happy, my trailer clean and my perverted clients needs met Best of all they pay for my addiction and I can fuck regularly since I am a crack whore nymphomaniac. I’m a registered sex offender but these days it doesn’t matter, I can still foster the worst of the delinquents that get pushed through the system. Fuck I’m doing everyone a favor and it’s a total win win situation. I can’t strip anymore because I’m just not the young pert thing the guys want. I just run my own little halfway house where they earn their stay of get sold quickly into the sex slave market. Whatchya needing big boy? 

Sorority Girls Fucking Cheater GF

My boyfriend has no clue I am fucking a different guy. I can’t stand my boyfriend’s dick game; it is repulsive. He has the worst cock ever, and he never makes me cum. Not even his tongue can get me to reach climax. Lately, I have been fucking our next-door neighbor. I tried to keep it under wraps, but somehow, I didn’t do the best job because we got caught by a friend. It was my boyfriend’s best friend kyle. He knew that I was two-timing my boyfriend. What can I say? My temptation led me to trouble. I knew he was going to spill the beans. I did not doubt in my mind he would. Frantically I began to text him to please not say a thing. It took a while to get a reply, but he eventually told me I had to have him stay quiet, and the only way he would be quiet is if I let him stick his cock in me too. I wasn’t going to test him; I would do it and make sure my dirty secret stays that. It is true what you do in the dark eventually comes out. I let him use me to his liking and kept my dirty secret safe.

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