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I do not know what it is about drugs but I love them. I love the feelings they give me. I love the way that they make my cunt start to soak itself down. It is a rush, drugs. It does not matter if you smoke them, pop them, snort them, inhale them or inject them I want them all. My favorite is always pot. There is nothing more fun then getting high as fuck to have some live phone sex fun with an official trailer trash, drugged up slut. Chicks like me do it better. Like my ass hole for example, you can shove anything in there if you let me get a line first. I love it too! The feeling of my ass hole being ripped open by objects that should not be up there. I am a dirty phone line slut too, i like all kinds of things vanilla bitches think are gross. I like Fur friend play most off all. The way my four legged friends pink rocket goes up my cunt makes me cum all over him. I guess when you are a nasty slut like I am nothing is ever going to be too much! Get me high and I am down for anything you consider a good time. I am always high when I work the phones too, already down for your good time!
Me and all of my phone sex line friends are the nastiest, the skankiest, and the dirtiest. We like it that way. We like being the ones who are on all kinds of white trash lovin minds. If you are looking for live phone sex chat girls who want loads and loads of cock than this is the right place. We are a load of gangbang whores who want to satisfy your every need, our price ain’t bad either. Like for example, I had a guy wanting to stick his cock in me the other day. Had a furry friend fantasy he wanted to watch too.
Normal girls would not think twice to tell him no. I on the other had love any kind of cock you can throw at me. He had a twenty bucks and a bag of blow. I snorted it up my nose, gave my little four legged fuck toy and beer and had at his cock in my mouth. Dude took his dick straight to my ass tellin me it was one of the hottest things he had ever fuckin seen. I told him he could follow me an all my nasty little friends on the twitter, then he could take a look at the slut buffet. We both knew he would! That is okay though cause I had a blast and got me some blow for the WHOLE night!
I am not really that good with technology. Everything that i ever need is either in front of me or from here to the bar. All i really need is cock. That is what i thought though. I was telling one of the girls in the white girl twerk team that i really wanted to become the official gangbang whore. She said that she was going to tweet that. I had no idea what she was even talking about. She told me that all she has to do is put some live phone sex tweets up and that all of the guys retweet and message her. She said it is the easiest way to set up all kinds of gangbangs. She helped me set one up with all of the white girl twerk team sluts. I was excited that i was going to be able to put all kinds of nasty tweets out there for our fans. We got lots of followers too. I have had a ton of offers for some white trash fucking. I can not wait to have a giant ass house party and get get trashed and fuck all of my tweeters, twitters, what the fuck ever lol.
Damn, what do you know? Little Miss Cindy got herself into some trouble with the law. Coke habits tend to attack unwanted attention which is why I am going back to being a drunk and only a drunk. No worries though loves, this phone sex line slut got away with a little bit of community service thank to the judge asking me to his chambers.
What was even better is that all of my bitches banned with me and decided that they all would help me complete what I needed to do. White Girl Twerk Team to the rescue as always. My band of sluts decided to be live phone sex chat girls for the night to see if we could wrangle up some good ol’ fashion community service. It did not take long either.
Before we knew it we were at an adult assisted living community giving all kinds of lapies and blowies, for free! Could you think of a nicer way to express our gratitude towards the old farts who raised us? The watched us all bounce out asses up and down for them and loved every second of it. When we were done the White Girl Twerk team assembled up and every last one of them gave me hours. What would take me weeks to complete was done super-fast with no delay.
I never was a sporty bitch, but when white girl twerk team was approached for a trailer park soft ball team I knew that we would have a blast. There was one thing that I really did not anticipate. No amount of live phone sex, coke, or alcohol would be able to help us win the league. We were so awful, all the girls were all defeated that we sucked so hard. That was when I came up with an idea that would get us a trophy. I trapped our league ref, I just wanted to talk to him. Told him I had a proposal to make.
I slid the metal bat up and down in my hands. I slowly lifted the tip of it along the inside of my thigh. I watched as his eyes moved with it not leaving the direction in which it was headed. That is when I knew I had him! I started to push it around on my cunt. I moaned as mu twat started to moisten itself against the cold metal. He tried to walk away, be the bigger man, but I grabbed his ass by his collar and asked him to grab a baggy from my gym bag.
He did so hesitantly. The white powdery substance was immediately recognized by him. I could see him lick the front of his teeth. I sat back onto the bench and moaned as I kept pushing the bat further into my twat. I opened the bag and dumped some of the precut cocaine onto the handle of it. “Come on ref, be bad with me?” He leaned down snorting the coke off of my make shift dildo. Once the handle was clear he grabbed the handle and spun it around inside of me.
I moaned and moved my hand to wipe some of the residue off my bat and rub my gum with it. The high was met with cock being rammed into my face hole. He grunted as he held my head forcing it onto his cock. I groaned as I struggled for breath at the hands of his thrust. I kept fucking my stretched out pussy with the softball bat. When I was about to cum I closed my eyes and groaned against his cock. He filled the back of my throat. Needless to say White Girl Twerk Team has won a few games since then, here to a trophy!
I have been invited to tons of toy parties in my day, never once have I been to a live phone sex party that was this crazy. I think I can say though, that I am half responsible for that. When I got there it was a bunch of house moms from around the trailer park. I knew some of them were pretty wild, I had seen it myself. The demonstrator showed us what the toys looked like and we all sat around nodding our heads looking at the catalog. I took a drink of the punch and then an idea hit me. I dug into my purse and grabbed my liquid e out dropping a shit ton into the punch. Then with a half an hour of encouragement to drink from the now spiked punch everyone was having a lot more fun.
I took off my top and started to play with a neighbors tits. What was once all in good fun turned us into some gangbang whores ready for a good fucking. What better to satisfy or pretty pussies than the very sex toys we were surrounded by? I mean, they were already having a party of their own, dancing form inside of the shelf the demonstrator had them set on. We were a giant pile of hormones who were stuffing and playing with each other. The drugs made it feel even more intense as we all began to squirt and cum for the toys we had stuffed in us. What better way to test out a product you want to buy than with a trippy ass orgy!
Sometimes I swear I get too black out drunk. I got so drunk the other night that not only did I black out but I swear I entered a black hole. I was met on the other side by two wild and horny aliens that said they had hear my phone sex line and wanted to get in on some of the white trash action. They chased me and knocked me to the ground of their, well wherever the fuck I was. For tiny little guys they sure were strong. They drug me across the ground and tied me to a pole. They were nice enough to let me snort a line of coke though. When they pulled out their cocks I was shocked. Their extra-terrestrial dicks were about as big as they were. One of them teased me while the other pulled over a dirty mattress.
It was not that bad, of course being the neighborhood cum waste deposit center I was more than used to my share of gross fuck places. When they were good and ready those little live phone sex loving ass holes held me down and gangbanged the shot out of me. They made sure to stuff every hole of mine, I actually started to like it too. When one of the little cock slingers mounted me and put his dick between my tits he titty fucked the shit out of my cocked out self. They coated me in jizz and left me tied up. The next morning I woke up seriously confused. I thought the whole thing had been some tequila induced dream, which would not be the first. That was until I got up to take a shower and had some sort of green slime in my hair. Makes ya wonder huh!?!
Happy LGBT Month! I think it should be celebrated to feel open and comfortable with your sexuality all year long. White girl twerk team loves to get freaky and do all kinds of things. I mean we will get shit faced drunk and start a giant cunt licking orgy. Takes no time till we have twice as many guys double stuffin’ us and making a big happy sexual family. Chicks with dicks doin’ chicks, guys with dicks doin’ chicks. Don’t matter to a single one of us as long as everyone is happy and fuckin.
I was at a party where a guy said he was ready to see if he could suck dick as good as me. Fucker really did too, and that is saying a lot. He came out the closet a week later, but we already knew. He just had to become comfortable with himself. Ain’t nothing wrong with bein’ a member of the fudge factory? I love me chick all day any day. I specialize in grubbing pink tacos, and that ain’t nothing to be hatin’ on, know what I am sayin? So do you all my LGBT friends and let’s get drunk together!
There is nothing I love more than money. Not drugs, not alcohol not cock. If someone told me that I had to go 3 months without all three and I could have a million dollars than I would say fuck it. This dude I met at the grocery story was a nasty old p-man who looked like he was looking for a different kind of fun when he approached me. He did though and asked if he could pay me to give me a windy city rumbler. That was when a guy face fucked you with his ass hole by your eyes and farted. For 500 dollars I was down for whatever old man shit storm had to bring.
When he got to my trailer I was already shit faced. I had one of the girl’s down the streets school uniform on with my hair tossed up into pig tales.
When he came in I was already sick of them so I slicked them back into one. It was whatever since he just wanted to foreal fart in my face. When it can time, I made hi pay in advance. He hovered his ass hole over my face and when I perked I was surprised with a mouth full of runny ass shit. He shit all into my mouth and all over my face.
I was so drunk I did not even care that I was wearing a fecal mask. He did not either, he stuck his cock into my mouth and pulled it in and out of my throat. His hot steamy shit moved up and down around it cupping his ball sacs. I moaned and he began to finger my clit. He leaned forward and began to suck on it. I gave that ass some wind of my own. He grabbed his nose and swatted his hand at the enviable stench. Then he smiled and went back to eating my pink taco. Since my mouth was full he came on top of my shit covered face. He was quick to leave, so I showered. Only after rubbing my crap face in all of that cheddar.
I have no idea why I am such a crazy ass live phone sex bitch. I mean, there is one big explanation and it is probably the fact that I have a drinking problem. I cannot help that I am such a dumb blonde, I start hitting the bottle and then I am easily persuaded to do whatever the fuck anyone wants. That included everyone’s favorite game of “what can Cindy put in her ass.” Today it was going to be more of a how many. Guys lined up around me and I started to suck all of their cocks getting them nice and hard. It was going to be a tight squeeze but I thought I could at least fit 3 or 4 hard dicks in there at the same time. The guys all called out no homo as I stuck my ass into the air. They all turned out from facing ma and squatted one at a time shoving their meat sticks into my shit hole. Hose fuckers rammed 5 into me. When they were done they all filled me with their cum. Funny thing is my ass hole was so stretched that I shit out a cum covered log onto the floor.