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Since I work a phone sex line, my friends think I can answer vanilla phones too. However, it is hard for me to be vanilla. It just is. Not in my DNA. But I like doing favors for friends. It’s good karma. One of my besties married well. And she got her real estate license. Her regular office assistant called in sick for the day. So, she asked me to fill in. Told me I could wear what I wanted as long as my private parts appeared covered. No fun I told her with a giggle.
I answered every call seductively. Told you it was in my nature. But when this younger man came into the office, we locked eyes. And I locked the door and pulled down the shades. We had a moment. He agreed. Before we even exchanged names, he pulled his cock out of his pants. Hubba hubba. His cock impressed me. I saw the ring on his finger, but if he did not care, why should this trailer trash whore care, right?
So, I sat in the swivel chair and took his cock down my throat. Barely even gagged and he told me his wife gags every time. I told him to enjoy the honeymoon period while he can because I know from talking to men like you, wives do not keep sucking cock forever. But for a cock like his, I would welcome him back anytime. We fucked on my friend’s big oak desk. Now, this she might not approve of, but I shut the cameras off. And I could clean the desk up afterwards.
The way I saw it, I helped her make a sale. That young married man who walked in off the street wanted a realtor to help buy a home for him and his new wife. My trashy milf pussy, mouth and ass just cinched the partnership. Now she owes me two favors.
I know I am a trailer trash whore. So, do all the men and women in my state. While I trolled for cock at the truck stop last night, I met a new guy. However, he knew all about Beverly the lot lizard. It appears many truckers speak highly of my no limit ways. I love to do all the things good girls never even consider. Paul, the new trucker, wanted an ass to mouth whore. And that’s never been a problem for me. I think my ass taste great. But it is even better mixed with your jizz.
Paul could not believe that I never even hesitated. Clearly, he did not know who he had just met. I am an anal sex whore and a no limits bitch. Silly boy thought he needed lube to fuck my pussy and my ass. Sure, I likely had 30 some years on Paul, but my cunt stays lubricated. And I mean my snatch drips so much all day long it splashes back on my ass. So, any cock can fuck my asshole with ease. Paul seemed shocked that an old bitch would be so juicy and horny.
He gave me some coke for my troubles. But it was no sweat off my back. I like to fuck. And he had a decent cock for a white boy. About 9-inches. I am blonde but I am no dumb blonde. Nine inches fits perfectly in any of my fuck holes. I sucked him first. My skills can make a cock harder than ever before. Sure enough, he grew an inch bigger in my old skilled mouth.
He fucked my ass hard. But he saved his cum for my mouth. He wanted to watch me be an ass to mouth whore. No problem. I sucked his dick clean right before he exploded down my throat turning me into a cum guzzling slut. I told him to send me his friends. Never met a man I did not want to suck and fuck.
My daughter loves my cum filled cunt. She tells me often it is her favorite treat. She enjoys licking my creampies. But her favorite creampie belongs to her brother. She enjoys the taste of his spunk in my cunt. Like doubly taboo for her to eat her brother’s cum from the pussy that bore her. And I love that I created such a taboo whore.
But my son can get kinky too. Although he identifies as a straight male, he sometimes enjoys a creampie too. My son and daughter spent last night with me because it was my daughter’s birthday. And I wanted a family celebration like we did when they were young. Of course, back then neither of them qualified as a creampie slut yet. But with me as their mother, it appeared inevitable.
I came home with a messy pussy. But that happens daily. Just not everyday do I find my son and daughter waiting for me. I knew they would be coming over. However, I thought they would arrive later. But it did not appear to be a problem for either of them that I smelled like a porn star after a gang bang. I think the smell of cum intoxicates us all.
So, I did not need the shower I planned on taking before they arrived. They seemed just as greedy for second hand cum as I was for firsthand cum, LOL. I sat on the couch, spread my legs and let my son and daughter go to town on my messy cunt. They exchanged holes with their tongues like good siblings sharing their toys, LOL. I love that I raised no taboo offspring. Vanilla is an ice cream flavor and never a type of sex. Not with us at least.
Of course, once my son and daughter cleaned up my sloppy wet pussy, my boy dirtied it up again. But my daughter went right to town on it. A cum filled pussy is a beautiful thing to waste. Do you agree?
For Easter I am going to be a cum guzzling slut. Okay, who am I kidding, LOL. I am always a cum guzzling whore. My addiction to cum controls me. Although I love to party and snort my coke and smoke my weed, I am not addicted to either. However, I am addicted to cum. I am the only woman I know who keeps cum in her freezer. It is like a hurricane preparedness supply. I never want to run out of it or find myself with a day that I cannot get any jizz fresh from the source.
My son came over last night and brought friends. When he visited the night before, he knew my cum stash looked low. How sweet is my son? He knows his mother is a cum dumpster whore. But he that by himself he could not cum enough for me. So, he invited 10 of his friends to help replenish my low stock. My son makes me so happy and proud. He really takes care of me.
No Easter sunrise service for me. However, I was still up when the sun came up. Ten boys plus my son kept me busy. Everyone wanted to cum in one of my old holes. But they also wanted to cum in a pitcher for me so I could freeze their sperm. They each came a couple times in my sperm catcher. And I don’t mean my pussy this time.
Younger men can come more. Same for black men. So, when I need to replenish my cum stash, I either get the teen boys in the trailer park to lend me their cocks, or I take my pitcher down to the truck stop to collect some nigger seed. But this time my son rescued me. I love his cum the most. Honestly, it tastes so yummy.
If you enjoy cum eating phone sex like I do, perhaps we can share a cum cocktail together. Cheers to me for being a cum whore.
You can count on a trailer trash whore to liven up a party. I have a great friend from the right side of the tracks. We grew up in the trailer park together, but she had smarts and went to college. But she ended up majoring in Mrs., LOL. She met a man who came from money, married him and now lives in a fancy mansion. You can take the girl out of the trailer park. However, you can never take the trailer park out of the girl.
Stacy will always be a hood rat even in designer clothes and shoes. She held a party last week and wanted me to come. She invited no one I knew, but I do not need to know anyone to be the life of a party. I dressed up, even styled my hair nicely. I wanted to look somewhat sophisticated. You know, not like a trashy milf, LOL.
And as suspected the party bored me to tears. However, a couple brought their young teen son. New meat for me. I have fucked all the young boys in my trailer park. I felt like I was due something new. So, I flirted with the lad discreetly. But I could tell he never encountered a woman like me before. Even though I wore a nice dress, I did not wear panties. I never do wear them.
I flashed the boy my shaved cunt, and his eyes got huge. So, I knew he wanted some of what I just offered him. I took him upstairs, away from the crowd, and we fucked in a closet. I swear that closet felt larger than my bedroom. Although the boy did not appear to be a virgin, I suspected he never fucked a milf before. My mouth sucked his cock back to life after a first quick cum. And for round two, I let him fuck my ass. Popped his ass cherry. Well, sort of. I became his first anal sex whore.
I went back to the party smelling like taboo sex and leaking the boy’s jizz on the floor of my friend’s fancy mansion. Perhaps, I should wear panties. Nah. It is too much fun being a dirty trailer park slut.
I love orgy phone sex. The more the merrier with me. A friend of mine asked me a favor. Her husband has a thing for me. At first, she thought it was a harmless attraction. Something different after 35 years of marriage. But I guess recently he said my name while they fucked. She wanted me to fuck him so he could get it out of his system. Although he has never been on my radar, I do favors for my besties.
I went over last night for dinner. And he could not look me in the eyes. He acted like an awkward teenager. But he had no idea what we had planned for dessert. After some drinks and food, I stood up and stripped naked. My BFF did the same. She is busty and a blonde fucking whore like me. We gave him a show. His jaw dropped. And his cock popped out. Clearly, he liked his dessert. However, we made him watch us make out and eat each other’s cunts before we turned the focus to him.
He never spoke. But he did moan. And I will say his cock impressed me. I told my friend that this would not be a one-time deal. No way. Not with a cock that big. No way would he only want to fuck me once. And no way would I only want to fuck him once. She never told me her husband had a ten-inch cock. Honestly, nothing to look at. Sure, he appears fit. But he also looks like a skinhead. And that redneck racist look does nothing for me. But a ten-inch cock. Well, that does plenty for me.
I am not a home wrecker. At least not when the home includes one of my besties. But I love threesomes. I get big dick and I get pussy. Reminds me of fucking my son and daughter together. That’s like trailer trash whore heaven. Last night was amazing. We all enjoyed ourselves. And we plan to make it a weekly thing. Would you share me with your wife?
This trailer trash whore knows how to party. I have thrown keg parties since I was in high school in the early 80s. My mom would get the booze and food and I’d invite my friends over. Back then if I told someone I needed a BJ it meant I wanted a Bartles and James wine cooler. Oh, how I miss those things. I have looked and looked and cannot find them anymore. My mom was a cool mom. Of course, she liked it when I threw parties because she could hit on my male friends. They all fucked her too. She was a smoking hot milf.
I guess the apple did not fall far from the tree. Look at how I turned out? I let my son and daughter have keg parties when they still attended high school too. And I seduced their friends. Even some female friends, LOL. I like pussy too. Just ask my daughter about my cunt licking skills.
Now, I throw parties and invite all the teens from the trailer park. I grew up to be a cum guzzling slut. All that cum does a body good. Just look at me. Last night, my trailer felt like it was over capacity. Tons of cute schoolgirls and schoolboys crammed inside my trailer when the rain hit. But that is how things got wild. Sue me. I got horny around all that young cock meat. When we left my backyard for my warm dry trailer home, the boys felt my horny vibe.
Those teenage boys whipped their dicks out, but I was the first one down on her knees. A few high school girls acted disgusted. But not me. I wanted that boy cum. And I wanted those young throbbing cocks in my pussy and ass. Before long, my trailer looked like a hardcore orgy porn set. High school boys gang banged me. Some girls let me eat their pussies. But most of the girls left when they realized all the attention was on this old blonde fucking whore.
Although teenage girls love to party with me, they understand they cannot compete with me. Teenage boys will always prefer mature pussy over young pussy.