A trailer trash whore never has limits. I went out drinking with a few friends last night. We somehow ended up at this dive strip club. This place is a hole in the wall. Not one of those upscale gentlemen’s clubs with no pink rules. Know what that means? Some clubs prohibit the girls from spreading their legs to show off their pretty pink pussies. Lame, right? Men want to see cunt and assholes when they go to a strip club. At least the men I know do.
The Pink Kitty welcomed us in. It was dark, our shoes stuck to the floor and no top shelf liquor. However, the stage appeared well lit. The men in the club looked like mostly old men. Men my age. After a few rounds of tequila and Fire Ball shots, I wanted to get up on stage. Even though I was more than twice the age of any stripper there, I felt confident I could deliver some hot stripper sex. No one seemed to mind as I commanded the stage. My friends egged me on.
You are Never Too Old to Command the Stripper Pole
The four dancers in the club gave me the stage and wished me luck. They then gave lap dances to my friends, some whom were women. We may come from the trailer park, but we tip well. Spending money on naked women, I never mind. But I made some money too. Quite a lot more than I expected. The club did not appear packed on a Monday night. As I gyrated and worked the pole, I spread my legs wide. This old whore showed lots of pink. My pink cunt. And my pink asshole.
Plus, I showed off one of my parlor tricks. I picked up money and beer bottles with my fuck holes. I am sure those young strippers don’t employ such tricks. But I am not a young girl. I am a no limits trashy milf. We closed the strip joint down. I made a few hundred dollars in tips, but I put in back in the hands of those sexy young strippers. I just wanted to have fun last night, not steal from young girls. Sometimes, even a dirty old whore needs to get out and cut loose sometimes.