Dirty Phone Sex Whore Knows No Limits

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex, I know a thing or two about as a dirty whore. I do not know any limits yet. And I doubt I ever will. I met a new man over the weekend. One who enjoys pissing games. Since I got drunker than a skunk, I new I could piss all night long. While other people watched the derby in their fancy hats, I pissed on some random stranger’s cock. Now, he did not have a big black cock. More like an above average white boy cock.

The difference between him and me? I can still cum when drunk. However, his dick looked limp. Too much booze equals drunk dick syndrome. And no woman wants that. So, I punished him for disappointing me. Old whores like me expect a working cock. As punishment, I pissed on him. He passed out in my bathroom. I took that as a sign for pissing sex.

When I heard the thump from the bathroom, I went to check it out. I found the man I brought home to fuck passed out on my bathroom floor with his pants around his ankles. The loser appeared too drunk to even stand while pissing, so he sat down and fell off the toilet. So, I stood over him and decided what to do.

Dirty Old Whores Like Me Piss on Drunk Dicks

Since he was half naked in my bathroom lying on the floor, I pulled him towards the shower. Luckily, he was in the bathroom with just a shower. I am not strong enough to pull 250 lbs. of dead weight over a tub, LOL. Once I dragged his body into the shower, I stood over his face and pissed on him. I mean some folks wake up drunks with a cold shower. This was a warm golden shower instead.

 He woke up and I guess he thought my golden nectar tasted like fine champagne. He slurped it up. And I kept pissing on him. I coated his body with my nectar. I did not want water sports sex. However, my drunk hookup had drunk dick leaving me no choice. He passed out again. But I left him on the floor of my shower doused in my piss. And I went to bed. He was gone the next day.

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