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What I did for a Klondike bar!!!

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We’d been fucking at his trailer all day when we took a break. Sitting in the kitchen drinking a Milwaukee’s Best beer together, I was feeling fine. I’d been trying to get with him for a long time but he had this girlfriend that he was obsessed with. Everyone in our small town had heard the stories about this gangsta freak. She wasn’t even allowed to go to the bathroom alone. She got tired of his weird ways and kinky sex, I guess, and took off with someone else.

“I’ve got a treat for you.” he said, reaching into the freezer as we smoked a joint.  He brought out a container filled with what looked like chocolate covered bananas. He carried it back into the bedroom with us. We were higher than kites and fucking like bunnies when he brought out one of the treats. I felt him rub it against my pussy and slide it into my battered asshole. It felt so good and cooling. I arched to take more as he alternately fucked my shithole with the frozen dildo and his hot cock.

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He grabbed me by the hair and forced my mouth to his dick. His Kentucky blacksnake was long and thick. One taste and I knew it wasn’t ice cream. It was shit. He was fucking me with frozen shit!!! I could feel the thawed shit sliding down the backs of my thighs as he rammed his dick into my mouth. I knew immediately that it was his girlfriend’s shit. He really was obsessed with her. I was getting my first taste of a Kentucky Klondike bar and I was loving it. A normal girl would be puking, but not me. I am the total potty play girl.  I slurped every bit of her poop off his cock as he creamed into my mouth, calling out her name.

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We are still together and we often enjoy one of Latisha’s tasty treats with a cold beer. It makes for some hot and sloppy sex. We’ve started freezing some of mine too, for later.  What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Freaky phone sex fun at the Nursing Home

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So, I took a job in a nursing home as an aide, just for a week, to see if I’d like it better than the truckstop. It was hard damn work and I knew right away that I hated it. The nurses were slavedrivers who didn’t do anything but bark orders. But there were perks.

The place reeked of piss so I liked it right away. Changing all of those dirty diapers made me want to lick those old asses. So many droopy old balls that got covered in shit could’ve used my attention. Forget those wipes. You know how much I love scat play.

I walked into my last resident’s room where an old man was known for his naughty behavior. It seems that he couldn’t keep his hands off the aides and he’d grab tits and ass. They were scared of him. He was always jerking off and made lewd comments to them. When I walked into the room, his eyes got big and a toothless grin spread across his face. He didn’t know that he had met his match with this truckstop whore.

I leaned over and gave him a great look at my tits. I saw his cock rise in his pajamas. He reached for my tits and I let him fondle them. He moaned and it turned me on. Hey, he’s male. he has a cock. I don’t discriminate against age. He slid his hand up under my uniform skirt and began to rub my pussy, expertly sliding his finger between my cunt lips. The old fucker had moves!!!

He stood up and forced me back on the bed. Dropping his pajama bottoms, he had a 10 inch cock and it was as hard as a young man’s. He kissed me hard as he pushed his cock into me. OMG, he felt so good that I wanted to scream. He pumped furiously, almost drooling on me, his toothless mouth wide open. I could tell that he was about to cum and I was too. His old cock exploded and I thought he was going to have a heart attack.

I walked out of the room, his cum dripping into my panties. The nurse barely looked up. “He give you any problems?” “Nope, no problem at all.” I said with a smile. I was horny and already wondering how many other old fuckers were packing the meat and needed my service. I was about to find out!!! I think I love this job.

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Toilet sex with Aurora

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I was waiting in the bathroom when you walked in. My desire for scat phone sex filthiness drives me to do this. You see, I have this craving for things that other girls find disgusting. The aroma of the toilet is like an aphrodisiac, flooding over me and making my pussy twitch. I lick the rim of it, tasting the urine of a hundred cocks lingering there. I dip my finger in the water and taste it, hoping for a little residue of what makes my engine purr. Eagerly, I lie in wait, hoping the next man to enter won’t deny me. I want to be his toilet tissue, lapping at the creamy deposits of his asshole, drinking in his cock nectar. Make me your human urinal. I’ll unzip your pants, holding your cock over my lower lip as you feed me. If your cock gets hard, that’s even better as I love semen and urine mixed together. Push out that mass in your rectum and then bend over, allowing me to service you. I will gently clean every wrinkle on your puckered asshole. I’ve been this way ever since I was a girl. One of my mom’s boyfriends introduced me to scat play. I hated it at first. It made me vomit and he would force me to lick it all back up. After retching in the toilet a few times, I found that I liked the taste of shit. At times he would fuck me in the ass and make me eat my own filth. My craving became a desire and then an addiction as I searched out ways to get the ass candy I wanted. I needed it like a drug. Soon after, my mom found out and kicked me out. I was forced to live on the street, still searching for that elusive shit lover who was looking for me, too. So here I sit on the toilet. I know you’ll be here soon and you’ll love this as much as I do.

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Toilet Play for World Water Day.

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World Water Day is always a fun day for me. As you know, the bathroom is my favorite room in the house. Conserving water makes that even more fun. Why flush when you have a human urinal waiting with her mouth open for your liquid hydration. It’s much more fun to stick your cock in my hot, piss slurping piehole than some ceramic throne, isn’t it? Plus I lick you all nice and clean, right after I get a chaser of creaming cum!!!

And if you need to take a steaming dump, allow me to service you afterward. It takes gallons of our natural resources to flush that filthy toilet tissue when it is so easily solved by letting me gently but firmly lick every wrinkle on that puckered ass clean. Mmmm, I love the taste and I bet you get a stiff cock from my tongue probing your sensitive poop hole and the back side of your nut sac.

Every Day is World Water Day for me!!! You’ll find me waiting in that public restroom. All you gotta do is ask me for my help. Make a girl wet and the whole world a little wetter!!!

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Spring Break fun at the Trashy Truckstop

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I got stuck working the night shift for Spring Break. That’s just fucking great cause all of the drunk youngsters will be stopping by for food after the parties end. They are messy, no-tipping assholes and I hated them. As usual, I got a group of drunken frat boys who kept pinching my ass and tits. I laughed at them, trying not to kill their bratty asses. One boy in particular kept staring at me. I could hear them egging him on to make a date with me. I felt bad for him because he was obviously very shy and a virgin.

Finally I had enough of them. “One hundred bucks gets him laid right now.” I demanded. They quickly pooled their money and I took him by the hand and led him back to our “special” employee lounge. I undressed slowly as he watched. Taking his hand I placed it on his my tits. “Show me your cock.” I purred. It was a small, thin cock. I stifled a giggle and put it in my mouth. It took all of 20 seconds for him to blow his load. He began to sob. I felt so bad for him. He was obviously a sissy. “Don’t worry, sweetie. I’ll take care of it.” I bent over and had him rub his cock against me. I moaned so loud that everyone in the restaurant could hear me. We giggled together as he strutted back to the table. His friends were all slapping his back and shouting his praises. I winked at him.

As for me, I was so fucking horny that I grabbed a trucker and pulled him to the back room for a good hard fuck by a real cock.  My soaking pussy made me realize that sissy training was something in my near future. I’m sure my college boy will be back and I’ll have a big black strap-on waiting for that ass. I can barely wait!!! Never a dull moment at the trashy truckstop.

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Truckstop whores, Aurora and Adina, get nasty.

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I punched that little whore Adina right in the tits. She just thought she was moving in on my business. She may be younger but I am the head bitch around here and its time she knows.
When Adina first started working with me, I fucking hated her. She was young, blonde, and delicious. It’s hard enough being an older whore without her kind working here. It took a crazy experience for me to realize that she and I could make so much money together. She was giving a shower blow job when I heard her scream. I knew she liked playing rough but this was different. I kicked open the shower room door and found a fat trucker choking the life from her. His massive hard-on was sticking straight up. I told him to let her go and he refused, ignoring me. I kicked him right in the balls and he howled, grabbing his clothes and running out.

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She was barely conscious as I held her. She looked up at me with those big blue eyes and I melted. She pulled me down for a kiss and I didn’t resist. Her pink lips were so soft. I felt her reach up under my skirt and touch my pussy. “I want to eat you.” she whispered, stroking my pussy lips. I had never had a lesbian experience and I was mesmerized as she went down on me. To thank her, I shared some meth with her and she loved it.
Now we work this place together as a duo. More men means more drugs for us. Being the submissive whores we are, we enjoy men who love to degrade us and call us sluts and whores while we suck their cocks and put on 2 girl shows. Truckstop blondes definitely have more fun!! Come use us as human cum dumpsters and treat us like the trash we are.

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Shitting in the Shower

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I was on break at the truckstop when one of my customers walked in. He was a great tipper and I had given him extra service many times. He smiled at me and told me to meet him in the shower. I knew exactly what he wanted. He was a scat man who got off on having me play with his poop. I agreed to meet him in the truckstop shower. In case you didn’t know, most large truckstops have private shower rooms where weary truckers can pay to get a shower.
He was the same thing every time. He would piss all over my tits, make me suck his cock, and then he would take a squat over my mouth and fill it up with chocolate delight. I loved to watch his asshole expand as a log of shit protruded. I’d open my toilet mouth and feel the tasty squish as it entered my lips. Then he’d watch me swish it through my teeth and give him a shitty smile. Made him blow that load every time.
Suddenly, the door opened and my boss peeked in. “Make sure you lock the door. OMG, what the fuck?” He couldn’t move as the turd dropped from the truckers asshole into my eager mouth. Fascinated and aroused, I saw him pull his own cock out and shut the door. He leaned quietly against the wall, watching me in filthy action as I gulped and swallowed. I smiled through my shit-eating grin at both of them and they blew their loads at the same time. I was so proud of myself.

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My filthy fart fetish

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You liked your women dirty but I didn’t mind. I knew exactly what you needed. I dropped to my knees and spread your ass cheeks. It was smelly and I knew you hadn’t showered lately. I touched my tongue to that puckered rim and I could taste the flecks of shit that you had missed. I began with your rim job, slowly licking every wrinkle on that asshole, cleaning you. Then I delved deeply, tongue rolled, into the depths of your ass. You farted right in my face and I could smell the sweet stench of rectum. That’s what I love the best, when they fart right in my mouth. The blast of gas being pushed out of that asshole, watching it wink, as it blows into my face. I inhale the fumes and taste them, hoping for a shart, a little taste of heaven.  I tongue fucked you quicker as you stroked his own cock. When you were all clean, I moved around to the front, where you were holding a half-hard penis. “Open wide, whore” you grumbled. I opened my mouth-urinal, allowing him to spew hot urine into my piehole. I gulped to keep up with the never-ending stream as it overflowed my mouth and ran freely down my tits. Your cock was all ready to blow now. You jerked it furiously, shooting foul blobs of man mayo to run down my face and mix with the piss. Another fart from your gassy bowels sent me over the edge and I spasmed helplessly.
I am a human shithole, an outhouse, and a submissive scat queen. I know my place in this world and that is servicing you like a good slave. Please allow me to be your toilet tissue and fart eater. It makes my pussy so wet to please you.

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A “special” kind of worthless.

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I called my daddy today. “Go away, you druggie slut. I have a good life with my new wife. Call your whore mama for help.” he said and hung up. So I called Mama and she said, “I cleaned my life up and I’m going to church now. Go away.” and another click. So I called one of my connections. “Aurora, my dear, come on over. I have plenty of what you need.”
So I went over. The place was buzzing with action. Skip was a pimp and a dealer. He sent me to a back room where a client was waiting. He was masked and his cock was already hard. I had serviced him before. He was an evil man who got off on inflicting pain. He pinched and pummeled. He pulled out clumps of hair. He left bruises. He liked his sex rough. Driving his cock into a dry asshole got him off. So did ramming his cock down your throat until you puked. It took him hours to cum but when he did, as soon as his cock started pulsing, he liked to punch a girl repeatedly until he shot every drop of his load. He did pay well for the service though.
I smiled at him and said, “Bring it.” I am a woman without feelings, unwanted, empty, higher than a kite on drugs, and most of all, I just love being a human punching bag and a cum dumpster. It really gets me off. At least this way I have a purpose in life. Make me feel, lover, even if it’s just pain.

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White Trash Phone Sex and the Lot Lizard Whore

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The icy winter roads had turned to dirty slush and trucks pulled steadily into the Greasy Skillet Truckstop. There was money to be made and I wasn’t too proud to do it. Scores of frostbit, cold, and lonely truckers were waiting for a warm body to melt the cumsicles hanging off their balls. As soon as my waitress shift ended, I would be joining the other lot lizards that serviced our truck village. At $20 a pop for a blowjob, a girl could supplement her pay nicely being a white trash phone sex whore. 

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I climbed up into the truck. He was huge, like a polar bear, with icy blue eyes. “Hurry up, whore. I aint got all night.” His pants were wide open, revealing a nub of a pecker. I stifled a giggle but he heard me. His big hand shot across the cab, pulling me to him. I was face down on his lap, his little poker right in my face. He smelled bad, like beer and decay. Grinding my face into his penis, he grabbed my neck harder, choking me. I licked frantically, trying to pull the miniscule dong into my mouth. I felt his grubby hand run up my thigh, push into my panties, as he began to roughly finger-fuck my dry cunt.
“You like that cock, don’t you whore? Tell me you like it.” His fat hips were frantically pumping as I fish-lipped his penis nipple. I thought I’d puke but I knew I’d be dead. I stroked his tiny nutsac with a finger, trying to help him out. Sperm bubbled out of him like a blown geyser. He screamed and yelled, spurting helplessly. So much freaking cum for such a tiny cock. It was foul, like spoiled cream, and I let the jizz stringers drool down my chin to drip on the floor. No way was I swallowing that shit.
I climbed out of that truck, $20 in hand, realizing that I needed another $480 to pay the rent this month. That means I need another 24 cocks tonight to make my quota and another 12 after that to pay the utilities. It’s just another day in the life of a white trash whore. Ready for some lizard lovin’? It’s time to play and we’re open 24 hours.

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