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Bill Again

White trash phone sexI know I just did a blog about Bill, But this man keeps surprising the hell out of me. He came over again today to fuck me. There was really no hello how are you conversation. He came in and went straight for stripping off the little clothes I had one. Pushed me on my knees and shoved his cock in my mouth. As he was mouth fucking me, he let me know that the bitch 5 trailer down was a tighter whore then I was. But she was not the quality of whore I was. Pretty sweet compliment for a gal my age. I have had all sorts of stretching objects in my cunt plus hundreds and hundreds of cocks. So how could I possibly be as tight as her.

Dirty Phone Sex with a Cum Whore

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex girls have the best experiences. I have done all the taboo things your wife won’t even consider. That is why women like me do so well in this kind of business. I guess you could consider me a phone sex wife. I am the ultimate taboo fantasy, because I encourage incest. I also encourage and support any and all kinds of kinky fetishes. In my home, we each have our own kink. It is no secret that I enjoy boy cock, coke and being watched. I am also a cum whore. My husband had a holiday party this weekend for some business associates.  I was happy to be the naughty hostess. I wanted something special from each man there. I wanted them to cum in a pitcher. I wasn’t suggesting that they jack off in the pitcher. That would be rude. I am a good host. I blew them and gave out hand jobs like they were candy. I told our guests that I needed jizz for the family eggnog. I don’t use eggs in our special holiday drink. When the men learned that my young daughters would be drinking their sperm, many donated twice. I am a cum dumpster, raising a family of cum dumpsters. Milk does a body good, especially man milk. Want to feed my slutlkins some of your milk?

This Trailer Trash Whore is the Life of a Party

trailer trash whoreI’m such a trailer trash whore, but I am not ashamed of it. Some will argue that I am proud to be a skank. I will agree to that.  I went to a Christmas party last night with my son. It was for his office. He didn’t introduce me as his mother, however. To his coworkers and his boss, I was his girlfriend. He wanted them to think he was banging a skanky old broad. He is banging a skanky old broad, it is just that I am his mother too. He has a legitimate job. He must wear a suit and tie. At one time these guys would have been called yuppies. Not sure if that is still a term. The party was boring. I wasn’t sure why my son wanted a trailer trash whore as a date at a young professionals’ party. Once the eggnog was passed around, it became clear. When those boys get drunk they get horny. Horny as fuck. They were a different group when drunk. Now, it was clear that I was there for entertainment. I’m always drunk or high, usually both, so now I felt more comfortable. I got on top of a table and did a sexy striptease. Before the party was over, every one of my son’s coworkers, even his boss, had fucked my cunt and my ass. If you have a boring holiday party to attend this season, bring a dirty old tramp like me. Then you can have some fun.

Making My Rounds

Nasty phonesex Whenever I am horny and there is no right on the spot cock for me to fuck. I know exactly what I have to do. I walk around the trailer park in just a bikini and nothing more. And the smaller the better. I will pretend to bend over to look at some pretty flowers. Or lean up against a tree. Giggles ya know being a little cock tease when I know I have eyes on me. I will do this for about an half hour. Then slowly walk back to my trailer. And without fail within 15 minutes or so I will have knocks at the door. And yes by that time I am so ready for some cock that I answer the door naked and ready to fuck.

Trashy MILF Loves Being a Whore for Boys

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF. I have a certain reputation I must uphold. After Thanksgiving dinner, my youngest son asked if he could invite some a friend over to play video games. I am always okay with young boys in the house if the boys’ parents are cool with it. Some parents know my reputation and won’t let their boys near me. Others know and don’t care; then some are clueless. My son told me I needed to be on good behavior because this boy come from a “classy home.” I laughed at him because most people think he comes from a classy home too. I explained to him that incest happens in all kinds of homes and he would be surprised what some of his friends do behind closed doors. His friend came over and I knew the boy.  My son just didn’t know. This boy’s father has fucked my youngest daughter. Paid good money for her pussy too. I know my son wanted me to be a proper mommy to his guest, but that was because he foolishly believed he had proper parents. His folks were no different from us. I kind of hate pretentious folks. This boy’s dad is a P man, yet he is acting holier than thou around my son. According to my son, this ass hat called me a trailer trash whore. I am not denying it, but coming from a man who paid money for my daughter’s jailbait pussy, its seemed hypocritical. I decided to live up to my moniker. I sat naked, spread wide in a chair in the recreation room. I masturbated in front of the boys. My son was embarrassed, but his friend thought it was hot. I didn’t burst his bubble about his daddy, but I took his virginity. I told him to brag to his daddy too about getting  milf pussy. He fucked my daughter. I fucked his son. We were even. People act like I am ashamed to be called a whore. I love it and I live up to the name too.

We were hookers for hire!

hookers for hireMe and my friend got real fuckin wasted last night and decided to be hookers for hire! We needed more money to keep the party going so we just got dressed in these real slutty outfits and took a bunch of skanky pics and posted them online and within 10 minutes we had our first offer! This guy was old and his dick only half worked but he had money and party favors so who cares right? We sucked and fucked that half hard chub for a few hours just to stay fucked up! After he left tho, we got the best offer. This group of black guys wanted to make us their whores and they were bringing drugs and cash so we were all about it. They had us begging for mercy! Their cocks were huge and their drugs were the best, I was about to sign my life away to them if only they would keep handing em out! Honestly, it was the best night ever!

Thanksgiving Anal Cum Dumpster

anal cum dumpsterSeeing how it is Thanksgiving, I thought it would be appropriate to get some stuffing this morning. I was feeling super horny. I am not a holiday woman. Not that I don’t appreciate the holidays and what they stand for, it is just I am not exactly Betty Crocker. My husband, whom I adore, hired a cook this Thanksgiving. That meant I could slave away for hours in the bedroom, not the kitchen. I was an anal cum dumpster while our cook was preparing a wonderful feast for us. While she was slaving in the kitchen, my three sons, the gardener’s boy and a few neighborhood boys were stuffing my ass full of boy gravy while my husband watched. Our daughters joined in too. They like a good ass stuffing too. They also helped daddy drain his giblets. He was full of man sauce. It is the holidays. You should be draining your giblets and stuffing some young birds too. This was the best Thanksgiving ever thanks to my husband and my offspring. It is much better to work up a sweat getting stuffed in the ass than sweating your ass off over a stove. If you want to have some dirty phone sex this Thanksgiving, give this old bird a call. I will be getting fucked and doing lines of coke all day long.

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Druggy Phone Sex Whore BJ

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So what, I have an addictive personality and my two favorite addictions are tied up in one call for druggy phone sex. I love my drugs and my fucking and yes I love cock the most. We get so fucking high and horny there is no fucking turning back until we come dammit and what has my pussy squirting is taking a nce fuck rod up the ass and one in my cunt. I love double penetration and it makes me come so god damned hard it’s like a fucking geyser.

You know the most taboo fucks you can think of that get you off? Well call me and share them with me and I will ensure to assist you in fully draining those damned balls of yours.

 

Freaky Phone Sex with a Dirty MILF

freaky phone sexFreaky phone sex is what I do best. I love shock value. Sometimes, you just need to give folks a jolt. My husband and I were at a swank affair this week. The kind of event you must dress elegantly and talk like you have an Ivy league education. I can pretend with the best of them. I was so bored.  I ducked into a closet and did a few lines of coke. I promised my husband I would be good and not party, but he promised me a good time too and that clearly wasn’t happening. When I am high, I get wild. Well, I should say I get wilder. I emerged from the closet determined to have fun. I grabbed this teen boy in a tux who looked equally bored and pushed him in the closet where I did some coke earlier. Turns out he was a Senator’s son. Oops. But, he was down to fuck a trashy milf in a supply closet while his folks bamboozled others out of money for his charity. My husband feels the need to be charitable with people in power so that he can call on favors if his whore wife gets herself in trouble like tonight. We got busted in the closet. I was on my knees in my pretty dress blowing the first son of senator. It was the senator’s wife, the boy’s mother who busted me.  At first, she was screaming, but when his cock came out of my mouth and she saw how huge it was she came into the closest and shut the door. She watched her boy fuck me in the ass. She even played with her pussy. She didn’t have to say a word, I know she went from shock to approval when she saw her son’s massive cock. He banged the shit out of me too. I told my husband we don’t need to support the senator anymore because I have his wife in my back pocket now. And, hopefully his son in my ass again soon.

Trashy MILF and Soccer Mom

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I’m a trashy MILF. I was asked by a friend to take her to son to his soccer game as a favor. Of course, I agreed. She need to get fucked by her boy toy lover. She is married, so the times she can hook up with her young stud are few and far between. I adore her son. He is a teen now too. You read my mind! That means he is the perfect age to fuck. I wasn’t planning on coming on real strong, but I did wear my daisy dukes and a tight shirt with no bra. My friend’s son didn’t take the bait, however, several of his team mates couldn’t help but get lewd with me. Did I tell you I love lewd behavior? They pulled out their little dicks and told me they love soccer moms. My soccer mom days are past me, but fucking young boys? I will never be past that! I found a secluded area of the park and was a gangbang whore for a hot minute. We didn’t have much time, plus we were in a public park. Women go to jail for this kind of shit, but I didn’t care. I fucked and sucked those teen boy dicks. I don’t look bad in orange! I look better in boy cum though. Those boys didn’t last long. They knew it had to be a quickie, plus they were young teen boys getting milf pussy. You wouldn’t have lasted long at that age either. I watched the soccer practice with a sloppy wet pussy of boy cum and grass stains on my knees. I think I will offer to take my friend’s son to all his practice meets and games. My son never was much into sports when he was younger. I feel like I missed out on a wonderful experience. It is okay. I can make up for it now.