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A Dirty Phone Sex Kind of Family

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind. Vanilla is a flavor and should never be a part of phone sex in my opinion. I am the woman you call when you think like me. I had a white Christmas in California if you know what I mean. I’m still snorting lines two days later. I have slept some, but not much since Sunday. My husband got me some fantastic powder. The best I have ever had too. He smuggled it in his pants from Columbia. My hubby has a hug nut sack. He tapped a bag under his nut sack and the airport security either missed it or it didn’t show up on the X-ray. He said he was all nervous too. Drug smuggling isn’t his forte. I rewarded him, however, when he came home. My husband is significantly older than me and for the most part I aged out sexually for him when I turned 18. But, we still have fun. He loves watching me with our sons as I love watching him with our daughters. We understand each other. Our love is based on dirty, taboo sex. I am a no taboo phone sex kind of woman. He has always loved my love for snow. In fact, he gave me my fist blow when I was the age of our youngest daughter. Since he rescued me from a trailer park in rural West Virginia 20 some years ago, we have been making babies and getting high together. Oh, and family fucking too. He likes girls with no tits or hair on their pussy yet. Sound like what you enjoy too? I like young boys with constant hard dicks and a never ending supply of cum for mommy. We both love incest, getting high and watching taboo fucking, so we were made for one another. The best thing about my sugar daddy husband is that he loves me being a phone sex whore and a slut wife, which means you can join our family fun.

Trashy MILF Christmas: Party With Me While Your WIfe Shops

trashy milfI am here to wish you a trashy MILF Christmas. I am around all day and even tomorrow, the biggest shopping day of the year. I bet your wife ducks out Tuesday to score some deals. When she does you should score some cougar cunt. I have been doing lines of coke, sucking cock and masturbating all night. My son and daughter are spending a few days with their old mom for the holidays. They are just as wild as me, but younger. The funny thing is I can go longer than they can. They eventually pass out leaving me to use sex toys to get off. If your wife would rather shop than fuck this time of year, you should call me. If you have some party supplies, even better. They aren’t a requirement to have fun with me. I am a trailer trash whore. That means I can have fun in a closet. Even if I was shopping I could have fun and I hate shopping. I think it is because it takes time away from partying and fucking. I know like tomorrow is a great day to save a few bucks on Christmas crap, but guess what? I would rather stay home and get nasty with you. My son and my daughter cannot keep up with me, but I bet you can. Let your wife take the car to shop on Tuesday. Stay at home and party with me. We can fuck, swap taboo stories and get high together. Fuck everyone else!

Trailer Trash Whore Christmas Eve

trailer trash whoreTrailer trash whore Christmas Eve is here. We have an annual ritual. It’s private family time. My husband scores a big bowl of cocaine for us and no hooker activities occur. My husband and I like to drain our slutkins so they sleep soundly for Santa! I make our special family eggnog. Can you guess the secret ingredient? Yep, it is cum. We like to feed our girls daddy’s cum as well as their brothers’ cum. My husband and my sons have been jacking off into a pitcher all week. just so I can make my eggnog for our girls. I have a special something for the boys too on Christmas Eve. I make sugar cookies, but the icing is just girl cum with food coloring. Makes the cookies extra sweet. We are a white trash family with money. The house is decorated gaudy like in Christmas Vacation. I’m serving the girls cum spiked eggnog. The boys are eating Christmas cookies laced with girl goo. We are all doing coke and fucking in front of the tree. Joints are passed around too. I look forward to Christmas Eve every year because it is all about family. Family fucking. None of my offspring rally believe in Santa anymore, but they all believe in fucking daddy and mommy. Christmas is all about family, right?

Your Little Nasty Sweet JuiceBox

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I knew I wanted to sleep with Mommy’s man from the first time I saw him he was a big strapping big dick horror and he loved me. We call him Big Jim Big Jim is the nastiest fucked-up individual that you can ever meet Big Jim has been looking at my tiny tight little ass for at least five years. Now Mommy is making the big mistake of leaving Big Jim alone with his hard dick and her little lot lizard slut of a daughter.

Mommy has got an all day appointment to meet so I will be alone with Big Jim. Oh, how lucky I am I can’t believe it I finally got the chance to be the sluttiest dirtiest lot lizard whore I can be, don’t worry I learned it all from my lot lizard nothing ass mother. Well look at Big Jim I had to pretend like I was cleaning up in order to get his attention. I was wearing a pink tight little spandex skirt and no panties I’m sure Big Jim loved that. I decided I have got to tease Big Jim to get him moving on me. I shook my little ass in Big Jim’s face he noticed I wasn’t wearing any panties I could see his hard cock starting to throb and get even harder oops my hand accidentally touched his bulge in his jeans. Oh, look at Big Jim he’s so hard for my hot little slutty cunt.

Well, Big Jim decided to tell me since I accidentally touched his bulge he should return the favor and touch my hot sexy salacious wet juice box. It was on Big Jim didn’t waste any time stuffing his tongue into my hot twat. Oh God it was so good you wouldn’t believe the things that big Jim did to me he did so many nasty things to me and I love to tell you all about it call me.

Trashy Milf BJ Likes BBC and Crack

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 I’m a trashy milf and I have no fucking problem with how folks think of me. I’m a dirty crackwhore mama that loves her BBC druggy dealing fucks that can bang the crap out of this well fucked ex-strippers loose cunt. I need that big dick and sometimes I need two in my cunt hole just to get a fucking orgasm. I love taking two dicks in my cunt and one in my ass and let them rip this fucking pussy up while I am puffing away at my crack rock and getting high as fuck telling them harder and deeper and being the total whore I so love to be.

I’m hoping to get a really fucked pussy and a constant fucking high this Holiday and my son promises to be a good pimp for mommy making sure our needs are met.

Cum Dumpster Christmas

cum dumpsterI’m a cum dumpster. I love cum. All my favorite things begin with the letter C: cum, cock and cocaine. Last night, I got all three. Merry Christmas to me. I was down at the truck stop looking to party. Truck drivers are always looking to party with an old whore like me. Everyone knows truckers have the best blow too. I knew my usual hook up, Big D, was on the road. He is not due into town until Saturday, but this time of year there are always more truckers than usual sleeping for a few hours at the truck stop. My skanky ass walked around until I found a guy that made my old twat wet. I found this hot man traveling with his son. Father and son? Fuck yes. I am just the dirty whore to do that. They invited me into their cab. Junior is off school for a few weeks and traveling with his dad to kill time. No better way to kill time than with a trashy milf. I did lines of coke with dad and fucked junior. Dad was a dirty sort. He stroked his cock watching me make his son a man. I wasn’t sure what he was more turned on seeing what I did to his boy or watching his son’s young cock. It didn’t matter. I don’t judge. I was having a hot time even if daddy was gay for his son. As I rode Junior’s cock reverse cowgirl, daddy put his throbbing rod in my mouth. I was going to take father and son cum loads at once. I bet your wife can’t brag about something like that. I am a big dick sucker, so daddy’s dick went all the way down my throat. As junior was filling up my cunt, daddy was filling up my belly. Merry Christmas indeed.

My Sloppy Wet Pussy Got Pierced

sloppy wet pussyI like showing off my sloppy wet pussy. I got my clit pierced last night. My husband gave me a diamond pussy ring, so I immediately went out and got it pierced. All my fuck trophies wanted to see it when I came home. They all agreed that it just made mommy’s pussy even prettier.  We decorated the Christmas tree then as a family we decorated my body. The boys, my husband included, stood around me and sprayed me with their cum. Even the gardener and his son joined in on the reindeer games. I love a good circle jerk. So, do my daughters. Not only am I a cum dumpster, but so are my girls. Once I was drenched in cum by the male members of the family, my daughters showed themselves as true creampie sluts by licking up all the chunky loads of sperm that coated my body. There were several globs of male goo on my pussy, but my girls spitted shinned my pussy jewel so it gleamed again. Their eager tongues worked their magic on mommy’s swollen clit too. I loved being pierced, but it did swell my clit. My girls gave me the TLC I needed, however. After mommy was showered with attention, it became a family fuck fest under the Christmas tree. Nothing spreads holiday spirit like the boy cocks in my family!

BBC Phone Sex: A Cock So Big I Puked

BBC phone SexBBC phone sex whore is one of my many specialties. I am a trashy whore, so no surprise I love me some big black cock. I am not a size queen or anything, I just love giving black studs some MILF pussy. I picked up this young black guy at the truck stop last night. I brought him home for some good old fashioned fucking. A big black cock was just what I needed too. It was chilly here and nothing warms me up better than a big black dick. I was impressed with his length. I consider myself a big dick sucker, but I struggled to get him even halfway down my throat. His balls were big and round too. He said I was an impressive white bitch because most white women run from his anaconda. I’m not just any woman, however. I am a trashy whore. I see a big black cock and I am making bets on how much of his snake I can swallow. Turns out, I am not the sword swallower I thought I was. I actually puked on his dick. That has not happened to me in forever. His cock was just too big to swallow and it triggered my gag reflex. I was embarrassed, but he loved it. I couldn’t believe that he loved it so much, but he did. I cleaned my chunks off his dick and rode him. What my mouth couldn’t swallow, my pussy sure could.

Trashy MILF at the Mall

trashy milfA trashy milf loves shopping; at least this one does. I had a day to myself yesterday. All my offspring were in school and my husband was out of town. I decided to do some holiday shopping with my hubby’s credit cards. I did buy Christmas gifts for my family, but I ducked into Victoria’s Secret for something sexy for myself. The lady helping me in the dressing room was stunning. A tall exotic beauty, most likely early 20s. She fitted me for a bra, so I got to feel her hands cupping my breasts. I won’t deny that she made me wet. When she started to leave the dressing room, I shut the door and kissed her. My hand went up her thigh and found her slippery wet hole. She was just as wet as I was, and I knew that was all for me. I went down on her sloppy wet pussy and licked her to a mind blowing orgasm. She squirted her young juice all over my face. Yummy. She was in for a special treat. I always carry a dildo in my purse. You never know when you might need to masturbate. I started fucking her shaved twat with my little friend. Her long legs braced the wall as I was in between her legs getting drenched by her juices. This hot slut was juicy like a Georgia peach. She wasn’t quiet with her moaning and I think anyone within a mile could hear her wet cunt. When she collapsed, I licked all the excess juice off her thighs and my dildo. I gave her my cell number and checked out. She had that freshly fucked look. I smelled her cunt on me the rest of the day. Needless to say, when my brats came home, I pounced on them. I was so hot and bothered from my dressing room liaison.

Dirty Phone Sex Whore

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex whore is what guys call me. Callers always underestimate me. They call me asking about my taboos and when I tell them I have none, they don’t seem to believe me until they do a call with me and find out just how dirty I can be. I am the daughter of a whore. My momma turned tricks in our trailer to support us. I started helping her with Johns before I finished high school. I was raised understanding that sex sells, and nothing should hinder the profit making off my body. I have always been the woman other women warn their men about. I love being a trashy milf. I am like Pamela Smart without the husband killing! I party with the young school boys. I let them do things to me other women forbid them to do like anal sex, watersports, cocaine, gang bangs and bukkake parties. I want to have fun, so I party like a whore. I didn’t follow in my mom’s footsteps exactly. I don’t take money for sex. I do take drugs for sex, however. I like to fuck, and I like to party. My mom fucked for money for us to survive. I make good money being a phone sex whore, so I can enjoy my time off the phone fucking for pleasure. I am just as dirty off the phone as I am on the phone. Last night, I entertained about 20 teen boys. My daughter occasionally babysat one of the boys, so I have known him since he was in diapers. He is all grown up now. He confided in me last week that he and his friends had a dirty fantasy about circle jerking on a cougar. I told him to bring his friends over last night for a bukkake party. Nothing warms up a milf body on a cold night like a gallon of boy cum. They are coming back tonight to fuck and get high.