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I Love Being a Trailer Trash Whore

trailer trash whoreI love being a trailer trash whore. Any cute boy or hot man, I will fuck, even the repair guy. I was in my daisy duke jean shorts and a tank top when the dishwasher repair guy showed up. Usually, when I call someone to come fix some appliance of mine, I get a fat balding man whose belly would cover his tiny weenie. I am a whore, but I don’t fuck just anyone. Today was my lucky day. I got a tall handsome 30 something hunk. He had a wedding ring on, but that has never stopped me before. I don’t want to marry a guy, I just want to have some fun with his cock. I leaned seductively over the kitchen counter, so he could get a good look at my ass. I wriggled it like a cat in heat. He took the bait. He slapped my ass and told me I was one fine looking trashy milf. He managed to wriggle off my skin tight shorts and fuck my ass harder than anyone has before. His cock was long and thick. The kind of cock that you rarely encounter. The cheesy porn music was playing in my head as he fucked my ass super hard. His pre cum served as lube for my shit box. He didn’t last long, but that was fine by me. It was just what I needed to start my day off right. What starts your day off right?

Dirty Live Phone Sex

live phone sexLive phone sex means you get to hear me play with my pussy. It also means my offspring get to watch me. I was on one of my infamous long ass party calls last night. I have several regulars who get some blow or meth, call me up and spend hours talking to me. Last night was my caller who likes me to masturbate with different objects and tell him incest stories about my dirty family. My brats were bringing me things to shove up my cunt because they found it so hot to watch and listen to me share our dirty family secrets. It is summer, so they can stay up late since no school. They waited up until my call was over. I had done so many lines of coke that I wasn’t going to bed anytime soon. My youngest daughter fell asleep with her fingers in her bald cunnie. My older brats were horny as fuck like me. My oldest son started fucking me his brother’s little baseball bat. That made the other ones hornier than they already were. Mutual masturbation tuned into hardcore orgy porn sex. Boy cocks were in my holes. Bald pussies were in my face. The family room smelled like sex. We all passed out naked covered in cum and sweat. This is how a dirty family spends quality time together.

Trashy Milf Babysitter

trashy milfI am a trashy milf. Not your typical soccer mom. My brats are adults now, but occasionally I get to babysit for some much younger brats. Why some one would ask me to watch their little ones is a mystery, but they do all the time. Of course, my services are free, so that may be why I am so popular with families. A woman I know wanted me to watch her two boys for the weekend. She had a last minute chance to go to a rock festival. She called me up and I was glad to help. I brought some coke and beer. And my cunt of course. What else could two young boys want in a babysitter, right? I am the bad babysitter you see in those cheesy Lifetime movies. I love corrupting the youth. These little boys new I was coming. As soon as their mama was out the door, they gave me a spiked lemonade. The perverts crushed up some of mommy’s Xanax and gave me a knock out drink. I woke up naked with two little boys molesting me. I was covered in boy jizz. One was fucking my cunt and the other was jacking off on my face when I came back to the living. I scared the fuck out of them initially. I think they thought I was going to call the cops and have them arrested for molesting and drugging the babysitter. Clearly, these young criminals had no clue who they knocked out and assaulted. I leaped up off the floor and demanded boy cock in my mouth. They couldn’t believe their luck. Think of all the fun they could have had with this trailer trash whore if I had been awake for the hours of fucking I slept through? I must watch these boys again. We fucked for two days straight. Only stopped to wizz, eat and fuel up for more.

My Yummy, Messy Cum Filled Cunt

cum filled cuntMy cum filled cunt was so full it was running down my legs like a river. I had just finished a college boy gang bang as a favor to my husband. One of his old fraternity buddies needed a hooker to take on the graduating class of the fraternity. He knew just the woman to ask, his whore wife. This was a charity fuck. They didn’t have to pay. My pussy and ass were reward for making it through 4 years of college. Afterwards, I was covered in cum. Head to toe and all the holes in between were cum coated and cum filled. I could have showered. Most women would have showered to clean up. But, I am not most women. I am a trashy milf. I have a brood of cum lickers who enjoy cleaning up my messy holes. I had 6 brats and one horny old man, my husband, giving me a tongue bath to get all that cum off me. They licked me for hours like a cat bathes its kittens. When my brood licks the cum from my holes and off my body, it makes them horny. How can I not want to help them out? Our kinky family fun may begin as hedonistic mommy worship, but it always ends with a family orgy.

Pimping my stepsister out

drunk girl fuckingI have been pimping out plenty of youngin sluts lately. I have done just about anything to get my hands on blow. My latest stunt has to be one of my lowest. I have a tot stepsister who I decided to pimp out. I was watching her and knew that she could be my cash supply for the summer. I put up an ad online, and the perves came like bees to honey. It was better than I expected. I got my step sister dressed up. I put some makeup on her and got her looking like a mini slut. It was going great. I promised her I would take her on a shopping spree. I am hoping I can leave a bit for her if not I will trick her and start her early and give her a bit of blow. It’s becoming a cycle I can’t get out of, but I won’t stop. I have been the drunk girl fucking for a couple of lines, and I am now the coke whore pimping out ankle biters. 

Cum Dumpster at a Party

 

cum dumpsterA cum dumpster will always be the life of the party. I have a girlfriend from the right side of the tracks. She married well. Growing up we were from the same side of the bad tracks. We were thick as thieves. She and I shared many a cock over the years for money. We used to tell older men we met at the mall we were sisters. We were both blonde and blue eyed and buxom for our age. Guys gladly shelled out money to get head or hand jobs from two teen sisters. She married a wealthy businessman and moved on up like the Jefferson’s. She never forgot her trailer trash whore roots and friend, however. I am invited to every party she throws. The one this weekend was a classy one. I stuck out like a sore thumb in hot pants and a tube top. She doesn’t care. She invites me because some of her male friends need a good ball draining and their stuck-up trophy wives need a wake-up call. I am the kind of woman who does what your wife won’t do. All the guys were glued to me. I was glued to the bar. Guys were pouring me drinks and chatting me up. My friend kept the wives away with a tour of the house. Suddenly, it was just me and 10 married men whose balls had not been drained since Regan was president.  It didn’t take long to blow them because when your dick has not been sucked in forever, the first touch of a tongue makes you ooze. I am sure you know what I am talking about. My tube top came off and these classy men were shooting their loads of cum all over me. I managed to clean myself up and have a few more drinks before my friend even came back from the house tour with the wives. Honestly, I bet those wives wouldn’t even be upset that I blew their husbands. I just saved them obligatory head for another decade. I am a cum guzzling slut. I love the taste of cum. I am happy to blow any man, even you.

Dirty Phone Sex Father’s Day

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex was popular on Father’s Day. Lot’s of P daddies wanted special time with their baby girls. My phone daddies weren’t alone. My husband was in for a treat yesterday. He is a few decades my senior. He could be our offspring’s grandpa. He is often mistaken for the girls’ granddad when we are out. That means people think he is my father! Sometimes we tell them, sometimes we just enjoy knowing the dirty truth. I got the girls up early, the boys too, so we could give daddy his gifts and have breakfast together. After eating, we gave daddy a dirty sex show. He gets hard still, but he just needs more time and a little visual incentive. Me and my girls started the Father’s Day show by playing with our wet bald cunts. I had all the sex toys ready for use. The boys jacked off because once daddy was hard and ready to fuck his daughters’ tiny pink cunts, the boys were getting some love from their sexy mommy. I have three boys and three girls. We have a big family. A big fucking family. After about 20 minutes of watching his slutkins get fucked with dildos and sex machines, daddy’s old cock was rock hard and ready to pleasure his baby girls. I love watching him fuck our daughters. It doesn’t happen as much as it once did because of his age, but he watches them fuck his clients all the time. Daddy is a pervert voyeur. My sons were equally as hard as daddy from watching his sisters and I masturbate. They can’t look at pussy and not get hard. While the girls fucked their daddy to wish him Happy Father’s Day, the boys took turns with me. At some point, I entertained all three boys in my mommy wholes at once because I am a trailer trash whore and a dirty mom.

Watching Druggy Porn

druggy pornI love druggy porn. Guys ask me what that is sometimes.  It can be getting fucked up and watching porn or it can be fucked up and making our own porn in my mind. I have a few callers who like to watch porn with me. Sometimes, I get to pick, but most of the time they have something nasty for us to watch. I think my callers know I am the kind of no limits whore that they can explore their fetishes with judgement free. I’ve watched hardcore BBC porn with callers. I have watched barely legal girls getting a hardcore ass fucking from daddy. I have watched bukkake films. I have even watched scat and watersports videos. If it is kinky, I watch it and I enjoy it. Last night a caller had me watching milk enema videos. Have you ever seen that? Usually, it is young barely legal girls who get a milk filled baster up their pussy or ass from mommy or daddy then they spray it out. It was so hot to me that I invited my daughter over to try it. She has done them before with a sugar daddy. He put her in diapers and filled her asshole up with warm milk. A few minutes later she shit it out in his mouth. My daughter brought all the supplies because this was not her first milk enema. She had turkey baster for the milk. I lubed the baster up, filled it with warmed up milk and pushed it in her ass. She held it inside here for a few minutes then sprayed my face with her ass milk cream. We rolled around the floor licking it up and eating each other’s pussy. This trashy milf has a new favorite fetish. What is your favorite kind of dirty porn to watch?

Playing with My Sloppy Wet Pussy

sloppy wet pussyI love playing with my sloppy wet pussy on calls. Seriously, my pussy is always wet. Either from so much cum inside me or chronic masturbation. I discovered masturbation late in life. It was a very liberating discovery. I can rub my clit and cum in less than two minutes. I never get through a full clip of a porn on Porn Hub. Last night, my daughters and I had some masturbatory fun. I have taught my girls and my boys the art of self love. If you can’t make yourself cum, how can you show some one else how to make you cum? I won’t let my girls or boys settle for some loser who doesn’t care about their pleasure.  I may be a trashy milf, but I am still a good mother.  We watched a movie where young girls were getting their pussies licked by girls. There were guys watching. The older girls where demonstrating how to eat pussy by using younger girls. We got so hot watching this. The boys busted in on us playing with our cunts and wanted to join. My boys, as much as I love them, could use some pussy eating lessons. We took a lesson from the porn we watched and made them look as we ate each other into squirting orgasms. The boys had blue balls and we had wet pussies and glistening faces. Sometimes, girl time is necessary.

 

Cum Guzzling Slut at the Pool

cum guzzling slutCum guzzling slut is what the teen boys call me. It is officially summertime, which means I cram my big tits into a small bikini and hang out at the trailer park pool. There is no lifeguard. It is a small swim at your own risk pool. I just go there to work on my tan and score with the teen boys home from school. Few adults go to this pool. So, it is a dirty milf’s paradise. I got up early and hit the pool around 11 am. I can catch some good rays then. I can catch some cum too. When I arrived, there was a group of teen boys playing in the pool. I licked my lips, set my towel and keys down, and did a cannonball into the pool. I landed right in the middle of them. They didn’t mind a trashy milf invading their space. They knew why I was there. One of the boys said he was hoping I would come out and play. I pulled off their swim trunks and pulled out their dicks. You ever had an underwater blowjob or hand job? My boys of summer sure enjoyed it. Watching cum shoot under water is fascinating. It is a slow motion cum shot. I am a cum catcher, even under water.  I may have swallowed some pool water, but I got the cum globs too. We got back poolside, so I could get gangbanged on a lawn chair. One boy after another rammed his cock in one of my holes. It doesn’t matter if they fuck my ass or my pussy. Both holes are always open. They wanted me to clean their fuck sticks.  I am a firm believer in cleaning up my mess. I have concrete burns from slopping up those dirty dicks. I have unusual tan lines from my fun in the sun, but I am a trailer trash whore. I just go to the pool for the cum. Getting a tan is a bonus.