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Cum Eating Phone Sex with a Cougar

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Cum eating phone sex is one of my many specialties. I make no apologies for being a cum guzzler. I was born and raised drinking cum. My supply was running low because of the holiday. I have been making more cum cocktails to keep me warm. Plus, I use it in my eggnog. I always keep some jizz frozen in my freezer, but I made my last semen smoothie this morning. I am a hot cougar with no limits or taboos, so I have no problem finding a cum supply. I marched my hungover ass to this trailer where 2 young teen boys live. Their mom is a stripper, but she doesn’t fuck them. I know right? She is crazy. When school is in session, they walk by my trailer to the bus stop, most days they stop in to give me a jizz deposit. They get their dicks sucked before school, I get some cum, it is a win win situation.  I knew they had to be jonesing for some release over the holiday break. I also knew that they could text a few other teen boys to join the party in my trailer. I started with just two boys tag teaming me, but it didn’t take long before I was a gangbang whore to a few dozen teen boys with cabin fever. Those boys jack rabbit fucked my holes. Pumped me full of boy seed that I pissed out of my cunt and shit out of my ass. I had so much cum because so many boys piled into my trailer to fuck this old whore. Usually, the boy cock cums to me. Today, I went looking for the boy cock and I’m sure glad I did. My old fuck holes got a shit ton of cum and one hell of a workout.

Dress Up Pretty for Dirt Sake

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I’m going to twist your cock into knots because you deserve it you little fucking twat bot… I want you to put this little powder pink satin teddy with white lace trim on.  I want you in full make-up including couture, blush and nasty whore red lipstick. I’m here for that tie you up fantasy and I am the most skilled wouldn’t you agree my sweet little tiny peter, lol… You make me laugh so hard when I see you attempt to walk like a true sexy diva. Your not a diva though right Wilson, your just a skinny little twerp aren’t you? I want an answer Wilson or else! I love when you cry out that you are a Diva wanna-be and beg me to stop pointing at your itty bitty pitiful penis.

I want you to repeat after me, I Wilson am the leader of the little dick people and I am owned by Mistress Cleo. Now twist that tight little sweet-butt around like a good whore. Get your pouty ass over there and slip into those 6 inch powder pink wet leather heels it’s time to have some fun with you. I’ve got some guy friends coming over and their going to be getting frisky with you and by the way they just got out of prison.. I hope you are ready for the sadistic sexual insanity that is about to befall on you my sweet man-cunt cutie. One more thing you answer to Candy-butt from now on. There is going to be jizz-juice everywhere..

A Dirty Phone Sex Kind of Family

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind. Vanilla is a flavor and should never be a part of phone sex in my opinion. I am the woman you call when you think like me. I had a white Christmas in California if you know what I mean. I’m still snorting lines two days later. I have slept some, but not much since Sunday. My husband got me some fantastic powder. The best I have ever had too. He smuggled it in his pants from Columbia. My hubby has a hug nut sack. He tapped a bag under his nut sack and the airport security either missed it or it didn’t show up on the X-ray. He said he was all nervous too. Drug smuggling isn’t his forte. I rewarded him, however, when he came home. My husband is significantly older than me and for the most part I aged out sexually for him when I turned 18. But, we still have fun. He loves watching me with our sons as I love watching him with our daughters. We understand each other. Our love is based on dirty, taboo sex. I am a no taboo phone sex kind of woman. He has always loved my love for snow. In fact, he gave me my fist blow when I was the age of our youngest daughter. Since he rescued me from a trailer park in rural West Virginia 20 some years ago, we have been making babies and getting high together. Oh, and family fucking too. He likes girls with no tits or hair on their pussy yet. Sound like what you enjoy too? I like young boys with constant hard dicks and a never ending supply of cum for mommy. We both love incest, getting high and watching taboo fucking, so we were made for one another. The best thing about my sugar daddy husband is that he loves me being a phone sex whore and a slut wife, which means you can join our family fun.

Trashy MILF Christmas: Party With Me While Your WIfe Shops

trashy milfI am here to wish you a trashy MILF Christmas. I am around all day and even tomorrow, the biggest shopping day of the year. I bet your wife ducks out Tuesday to score some deals. When she does you should score some cougar cunt. I have been doing lines of coke, sucking cock and masturbating all night. My son and daughter are spending a few days with their old mom for the holidays. They are just as wild as me, but younger. The funny thing is I can go longer than they can. They eventually pass out leaving me to use sex toys to get off. If your wife would rather shop than fuck this time of year, you should call me. If you have some party supplies, even better. They aren’t a requirement to have fun with me. I am a trailer trash whore. That means I can have fun in a closet. Even if I was shopping I could have fun and I hate shopping. I think it is because it takes time away from partying and fucking. I know like tomorrow is a great day to save a few bucks on Christmas crap, but guess what? I would rather stay home and get nasty with you. My son and my daughter cannot keep up with me, but I bet you can. Let your wife take the car to shop on Tuesday. Stay at home and party with me. We can fuck, swap taboo stories and get high together. Fuck everyone else!

Trailer Trash Whore Christmas Eve

trailer trash whoreTrailer trash whore Christmas Eve is here. We have an annual ritual. It’s private family time. My husband scores a big bowl of cocaine for us and no hooker activities occur. My husband and I like to drain our slutkins so they sleep soundly for Santa! I make our special family eggnog. Can you guess the secret ingredient? Yep, it is cum. We like to feed our girls daddy’s cum as well as their brothers’ cum. My husband and my sons have been jacking off into a pitcher all week. just so I can make my eggnog for our girls. I have a special something for the boys too on Christmas Eve. I make sugar cookies, but the icing is just girl cum with food coloring. Makes the cookies extra sweet. We are a white trash family with money. The house is decorated gaudy like in Christmas Vacation. I’m serving the girls cum spiked eggnog. The boys are eating Christmas cookies laced with girl goo. We are all doing coke and fucking in front of the tree. Joints are passed around too. I look forward to Christmas Eve every year because it is all about family. Family fucking. None of my offspring rally believe in Santa anymore, but they all believe in fucking daddy and mommy. Christmas is all about family, right?

Your Little Nasty Sweet JuiceBox

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I knew I wanted to sleep with Mommy’s man from the first time I saw him he was a big strapping big dick horror and he loved me. We call him Big Jim Big Jim is the nastiest fucked-up individual that you can ever meet Big Jim has been looking at my tiny tight little ass for at least five years. Now Mommy is making the big mistake of leaving Big Jim alone with his hard dick and her little lot lizard slut of a daughter.

Mommy has got an all day appointment to meet so I will be alone with Big Jim. Oh, how lucky I am I can’t believe it I finally got the chance to be the sluttiest dirtiest lot lizard whore I can be, don’t worry I learned it all from my lot lizard nothing ass mother. Well look at Big Jim I had to pretend like I was cleaning up in order to get his attention. I was wearing a pink tight little spandex skirt and no panties I’m sure Big Jim loved that. I decided I have got to tease Big Jim to get him moving on me. I shook my little ass in Big Jim’s face he noticed I wasn’t wearing any panties I could see his hard cock starting to throb and get even harder oops my hand accidentally touched his bulge in his jeans. Oh, look at Big Jim he’s so hard for my hot little slutty cunt.

Well, Big Jim decided to tell me since I accidentally touched his bulge he should return the favor and touch my hot sexy salacious wet juice box. It was on Big Jim didn’t waste any time stuffing his tongue into my hot twat. Oh God it was so good you wouldn’t believe the things that big Jim did to me he did so many nasty things to me and I love to tell you all about it call me.

Trashy Milf BJ Likes BBC and Crack

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 I’m a trashy milf and I have no fucking problem with how folks think of me. I’m a dirty crackwhore mama that loves her BBC druggy dealing fucks that can bang the crap out of this well fucked ex-strippers loose cunt. I need that big dick and sometimes I need two in my cunt hole just to get a fucking orgasm. I love taking two dicks in my cunt and one in my ass and let them rip this fucking pussy up while I am puffing away at my crack rock and getting high as fuck telling them harder and deeper and being the total whore I so love to be.

I’m hoping to get a really fucked pussy and a constant fucking high this Holiday and my son promises to be a good pimp for mommy making sure our needs are met.

Cum Dumpster Christmas

cum dumpsterI’m a cum dumpster. I love cum. All my favorite things begin with the letter C: cum, cock and cocaine. Last night, I got all three. Merry Christmas to me. I was down at the truck stop looking to party. Truck drivers are always looking to party with an old whore like me. Everyone knows truckers have the best blow too. I knew my usual hook up, Big D, was on the road. He is not due into town until Saturday, but this time of year there are always more truckers than usual sleeping for a few hours at the truck stop. My skanky ass walked around until I found a guy that made my old twat wet. I found this hot man traveling with his son. Father and son? Fuck yes. I am just the dirty whore to do that. They invited me into their cab. Junior is off school for a few weeks and traveling with his dad to kill time. No better way to kill time than with a trashy milf. I did lines of coke with dad and fucked junior. Dad was a dirty sort. He stroked his cock watching me make his son a man. I wasn’t sure what he was more turned on seeing what I did to his boy or watching his son’s young cock. It didn’t matter. I don’t judge. I was having a hot time even if daddy was gay for his son. As I rode Junior’s cock reverse cowgirl, daddy put his throbbing rod in my mouth. I was going to take father and son cum loads at once. I bet your wife can’t brag about something like that. I am a big dick sucker, so daddy’s dick went all the way down my throat. As junior was filling up my cunt, daddy was filling up my belly. Merry Christmas indeed.

My Sloppy Wet Pussy Got Pierced

sloppy wet pussyI like showing off my sloppy wet pussy. I got my clit pierced last night. My husband gave me a diamond pussy ring, so I immediately went out and got it pierced. All my fuck trophies wanted to see it when I came home. They all agreed that it just made mommy’s pussy even prettier.  We decorated the Christmas tree then as a family we decorated my body. The boys, my husband included, stood around me and sprayed me with their cum. Even the gardener and his son joined in on the reindeer games. I love a good circle jerk. So, do my daughters. Not only am I a cum dumpster, but so are my girls. Once I was drenched in cum by the male members of the family, my daughters showed themselves as true creampie sluts by licking up all the chunky loads of sperm that coated my body. There were several globs of male goo on my pussy, but my girls spitted shinned my pussy jewel so it gleamed again. Their eager tongues worked their magic on mommy’s swollen clit too. I loved being pierced, but it did swell my clit. My girls gave me the TLC I needed, however. After mommy was showered with attention, it became a family fuck fest under the Christmas tree. Nothing spreads holiday spirit like the boy cocks in my family!

BBC Phone Sex: A Cock So Big I Puked

BBC phone SexBBC phone sex whore is one of my many specialties. I am a trashy whore, so no surprise I love me some big black cock. I am not a size queen or anything, I just love giving black studs some MILF pussy. I picked up this young black guy at the truck stop last night. I brought him home for some good old fashioned fucking. A big black cock was just what I needed too. It was chilly here and nothing warms me up better than a big black dick. I was impressed with his length. I consider myself a big dick sucker, but I struggled to get him even halfway down my throat. His balls were big and round too. He said I was an impressive white bitch because most white women run from his anaconda. I’m not just any woman, however. I am a trashy whore. I see a big black cock and I am making bets on how much of his snake I can swallow. Turns out, I am not the sword swallower I thought I was. I actually puked on his dick. That has not happened to me in forever. His cock was just too big to swallow and it triggered my gag reflex. I was embarrassed, but he loved it. I couldn’t believe that he loved it so much, but he did. I cleaned my chunks off his dick and rode him. What my mouth couldn’t swallow, my pussy sure could.