I was in a super dirty phone sex mode last night. It could have been from all the coke, or it could just be my nature. Everyone knows that coke or booze just highlights your natural tendencies. I was talking to a bathroom boy. He wanted mommy to piss and shit on him. If you are so pathetic that you beg me to shit and piss on you, I will make you eat my excrement too. In fact, I took a dump on a plate and served it up fresh to him. What a fucking loser, right? After the call, I was shocked to see one of my sons jacking his cock. He was turned on by toilet sex. Who knew? I went into his room and searched his comp. Sure enough, it was full of nasty bathroom play. My son was a nasty little freak like my caller. My caller may have gotten a fantasy bathroom call, but my son got the real thing. I took him into the bathroom and turned him into my human toilet. He was having so much fun with my shit and piss, I called in the entire family. His sisters and brothers squatted over him and relived themselves too. I have a nasty fetish boy for a son. Thanks to a dirty caller, I now know.
Tag: scat phone sex
Dirty Phone Sex in the Bathroom
Piss Enema
Our toilet play phone sex was so messy yesterday! You started with taking a huge shit in my mouth and stuffing my mouth full. I swished it around and let it seep through my teeth. I rubbed it on my lips making a pretty shit lipstick for you to kiss and rub your cock on. You fucked my mouth, full of your hot steamy scat. Then you had me ride you. Getting all that shit, mixed with my saliva, deep in my cunt. Then I asked for an enema! I sat my asshole on top of your cock, let you slide in, and begged you to piss deep in me. It felt like an extra large load of hot cum filling up my asshole and before I knew it, my loose stool was gushing out of me and on to your crappy fuck stick. Oh baby it was so fucking hot. You loved seeing my huge load of shit gush out on your cock, didn’t you? I can’t wait to taste you again.
Teach Me Toilet Sex
My love of toilet sex and getting covered in piss and shit all started in high school. I am so thankful my principle was a pervert and a weirdo. When I was a senior, they did a locker sweep, and the fucker found my cock and my pot. I knew I would be expelled if I didn’t get him to keep his mouth shut. When he called me into his office, at first I tried to play dumb. I told him that I had no idea what they were, and that I thought it was gravel and oregano. He shook his head, and I realized that wasn’t gonna work. So, I told him it was a friends that she asked me to hold, and he said then I should have told her no. At this point I had to resort to letting him blackmail me. I told him I would do anything at all that he wanted. He told me it had to something that was so taboo I would never tell anyone, and I said that that was fine. He gave me $100 to get myself a big lunch, and instructed me to be in his office when the school day was completely over. At the end of the day, I made sure everyone else had left the building, and went to his office. He instructed me to close and lock the door behind me, and strip. I just thought we would have some awkward sex, but boy was I wrong. He laid down and told me to put my ass to his mouth. He started licking my ass, and told me to shit in his mouth. At first, I was so shocked, but then I thought fuck it I have to graduate. So, I let my chocolate pudding pour out of my ass into his mouth, and when I looked down at him I was so oddly aroused. I made him fuck me on his office couch.
Cuck A Fuck Her
I was begging for another chance my old man caught me cheating on him. I found out that he liked it though he had been watching me for about 2 months. He loved it, it made his dick hard watching another man fucking me that’s what my boyfriend said. My boyfriend found out I was a freak too, a super duper fucking sex addict who had it hard for the cuckold in the relationship. I didn’t know it, but he was watching he put a video camera inside our bedroom when my man left the house he would go to his office and watch me all the time. I was so surprised about that, I had no idea what he was doing. I wowed that my lover is a sex maniac who likes to watch me get it now, so I’m in love with him. I want my boyfriend to fuck me hard and make me feel it in my wet hot pussy. I like him so much he’s got a big dick but he doesn’t like to fuck me with it I found out some time ago that he is just turned on by watching me get drilled. I let him watch me he sees me get banged in my asshole like a fucking skank. He likes to be the maniac peeping Tom, my boyfriend is around the full cum guzzling sex acts, he loves it I love it. When I get fucked by three guys, and he’s watching jacking his cock off it makes my pussy scream. He says I look gorgeous taking cock he can’t help himself but to get weak when he watches me. I like it though because I want to cheat all the time and be a whore I’m such an evil bitch. I can’t wait until tonight when I can get fucked so good like a tramp in an alleyway. I Cry when the cocks are enormous like 12in they make me clench all of my cunt muscles and get so tight as my boyfriend loves it, he says they fuck the best. I love my boyfriend even though people might just think that we’re weird. I don’t care what people think they can believe what they want because I enjoy my boyfriend and he enjoys me. My boyfriend is fantastic, and he thinks I’m the greatest together where the power couple of sex.
Toilet Play
For some odd reason I never thought of becoming a sugar baby. I always just slept with Randoms for my drug money. And the best part is I would even have to have an old man as my sugar daddy because I am willing to do literally anything. So, I found this guy online, and I was exactly what he was looking for. He sent me $10,000 just to go to lunch with him. I was amazed, this is exactly what I needed! We met up at a Mexican food place, and he was a very attractive Dominican man. Honestly, I was confused why he was paying me for this when he was so hot I would have fucked him for free. After eating as much as I could like he told me to, he asked he to go to the bathroom with him. Of course I assumed it was for a quickie, but boy was I wrong. Once in the bathroom together he locked the door behind us. He set $50,000 cash down on the sink my jaw dropped. He asked how far I was willing to go for that money, and I told him anything he wanted! He explained he was very into scat, and I had no clue what that meant. He told me he would show me. He picked me up and set me on the sink, and removed my pants and panties. He began flicking his tongue against my clit, and then he would blow on it. Then I asked him to stop so I can use the toilet and he explained that was the point, he wanted my warm wet piss to slide down his throat. He continued licking and blowing until my urine trickled down his throat, and to be honest it felt incredible. Once I peed all that I could, he bent me over the sink. He pushed my stomach into the sink while licking my ass. I had to stop him and ask if he wanted me to shit in his mouth, and he groaned fuck yes. So, I shit in his mouth as instructed, and he loved every second of it. When done he fucked me like an animal, and came in my tight ass. I walked away with $50,000, and a date next week.
Ass Punished with Frozen Snicker Bars
When my mistress returned she shoved five frozen miniature Snicker bars up my tight puckered ass and told me to hold them there. I clenched my ass cheeks down to keep them in but they were so cold that I wanted to cry. She smacked my ass a few more times and then she left again.
When she returned this time you were with her. She wanted to make sure that you knew I had been properly punished for my misdeeds and she wanted to make it up to you. So she put you in front of me and pulled out your limp cock. She told me to use my mouth and make it nice and hard.
Once your big thick cock was nice and hard she told you to eat my ass. She told you to be sure and stick that tongue deep inside my tight little puckered ass. She had put a creamy delightful treat inside of my ass just for you. You went to town eating those now melted gooey little Snicker bars out of my ass before shoving your big hard cock into it and fucking it hard. Then you pulled out and had me suck off all of that melted Snicker goo from your big hard cock before you washed it all down my throat with your warm creamy cum.
Punished by My Mistress
You came by today for your appointment. I have been parting a little hard and did not realize that I was booked with you. Normally I make sure to have eaten plenty of fiber the day before so that I can produce my scrumptious creamy chocolate pudding for you. Unfortunately, I was not able to today and you were so mad!
You called my mistress and told her that you pay good money for your sessions with me and you expect me to be able to preform. Whether you wanted a golden shower, scat, or for me to just suck your cock dry I should be ready and willing. Not the hung over hot mess that I was today. She assured you that it would never happen again.
She called me into the torture chamber and told me to strip. She told me that she expects her whores to deliver the best customer service always. Then she tied me up to her saw horse and started spanking my ass. I was screaming and crying before she stopped. Little did I know she was just getting started. She pulled out a vibrator and put it on my cunt. She punished my cunt with her vibrator and strap-on until my cunt was fucked raw. Then she just left me there all tied up and told me she would be back for round two!
Scrumptious Marble Shit Cake
You and I had the dirtiest kinkiest time last night. It was your birthday but by the time we got around to the cake, I had consumed too much alcohol and was just a little tipsy. I accidently dropped your cake right on your lap. You being you just started laughing and smearing that cake with red icing all over my naked body. We were smearing it all over our naked bodies and then we started licking it off of each other. As I was sucking all of that butter cream icing off of your big hard cock. You had a wicked little laugh and said you know what would make this cake better. If I took a great big shit all over your chest then we could mix it in with this vanilla cake and make one hell of a scrumptious marble shit cake. We smeared my shit along with your cake all over each other and made sure to lick every last drop off of each other. I sucked your hard throbbing shit cake covered cock until you busted a nut and cum washed it all down.