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Live Phone Sex Resolutions

live phone sex LilibethLive phone sex is perfect on New Year’s Eve. Ring in the new year with your favorite phone sex slut. Every year I make resolutions I never seem to keep like exercising more, eating healthier, being nicer to people. I think Facebook and society in general make us feel like we have to do these silly ass cookie cutter resolutions no one ever keeps anyway. So this year, I decided I would make ones I knew I could actually keep. Wanna know what they are?

  1. I promise that in 2016, I will find more dirty old men to pimp out my brats too because it makes me so happy to see them get violated. And, a happy mommy lives a better and longer life.
  2. I promise to eat more girl cunnie and suck more boy cock in 2016 because cum does this body good. Plus, if I take a few creamy loads of boy batter and girl goo to the face daily, I will save quite a bit on Botox. Cum is a hidden beauty secret.
  3. I promise to get my girls who can get pregnant knocked up in 2016 because young girls need to learn how to be contributing members of their families. It builds good character and helps keep families off of welfare. I can make a mint off of breeding my little sluts.
  4. I promise to throw my husband a bone more often in 2016 because a happy husband means a happy wife who never has to worry about getting her allowance cut off.
  5. I promise to read more in 2016. Just kidding. I promise to watch more pornography so I can never be at a loss as to what dirty sex acts I can engage my young ones in. A family that plays together, stays together and this trashy MILF is all about dirty family values.

Want to help me keep my resolutions this year?

I Love Teen Hookers for Hire

hookers for hireI was out of town this past weekend to meet an old friend. She is a good friend, but rather boring and plain Jane, unlike me. I stayed in a hotel so I could have some fun at night. On Friday, I was partying, checked out the Back Pages for hookers for hire and ordered myself an escort to party and play with. I got the surprise of a life time when my Lolita for hire knocked on my room door. It was my friend’s daughter. She was mortified, but I assured her that I would keep her dirty little secret. I insisted she stay and earn her money.

She had a kick ass body that I never could see hidden under her frumpy school outfit. She had a fake ID, which is how she got the job with the escort company. According to her, her mother’s new husband won’t pay for her college, so she is saving up. Very entrepreneurial of her. I was impressed. Nothing wrong with selling your body. Sex sells. It is profitable and doesn’t hurt anyone. I informed her that as long as she kept me company for the night, I could send her some extra business. I know lots of perverts who love a sexy little Lolita to fuck.

phone sex slutsTonight however, she was mine to fuck. We did some lines, drank some wine and ate pussy and ass. I had her in the shower too for some shower massage fun. That pulsating water directly on a cunt will make any girl explode. My fingers massaged her womb tickling her G-spot, giving her the first earth shattering orgasm of her life. She had never eaten pussy before, but after a night with me she was a muff diving champion. Her cunt was so sweet and yummy. Reminded me of my daughter’s pussy. I rimmed that girl’s ass, tossed her salad until she was screaming and squirting. She said most of the johns she hooks up with don’t care about her pleasure. Silly hedonistic men. Why do you guys think so many chicks are bisexual? Because we know how to give and take.

I paid my daughter’s friend handsomely for the weekend so she could stash some money away for her college fund. Her mom is sweet, but stupid and clueless. Puts all her time and energy into a deadbeat new hubby when she could be playing with and spoiling her sweet teen daughter instead. Well, if she won’t play with her hot daughter and treat her like a princess, I sure will. I love hot teen pussy, do you?

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Trashy MILFTrashy Milf behavior would be seducing your best friend’s teen son. Would I do something like that? Hell yes I would. She has this hot teen boy in his sexual prime and she is not fucking him. What the fuck is the matter with her? Why birth a son if you aren’t going to fuck him? That’s kind of like cruel and unusual punishment. Even Freud new all boys want to fuck their mothers. I bet he knew all mothers want to fuck their sons too. I don’t let society dictate how I act. I let my hormones do that. And my pussy told me to fuck my son, just like it told me to fuck my best friends jailbait boy.

big dick suckerWhen his momma left for work, I paid him a visit. His school is on break for the holiday now and my BFF did ask me to check in on him because teen boys can get into so much trouble left to their own devices. Even more trouble when a big dick sucker like me is on the prowl and in heat. I immediately pushed my body up against his to feel the bulge in his pants. His abs were killer and making me wet. I knew the rest of his body would be just as fine. He was nervous, a little scared. Kept asking what if his mom found out. I told him she knows how I am and she asked me to check on you. “She knows damn well what I am going to check! Merry Christmas. Your mommy gave you a Cougar cum dumpster as a gift.” Then I blew his cock until his hot spunk was running down my throat.

cum dumpsterHe looked all dejected that he blew his wad before hammering my old pussy. Silly boy was clueless about MILF power. I sucked his dick 5 minutes later and he was harder than he was the first time. I told him to take charge. So glad I did too. He bent me over his desk and fucked my cunt like the Energizer bunny. One of the main reasons to fuck a young boy is the rabbit fucking. He was wet behind the ears. It was cute. He worried about cumming in me because he didn’t want to knock me up. “Oh that boat sailed a long time ago,” I assured him. When he heard that, he blew a large load of spunk up my cunt, then shoved some fingers up my ass because he always wanted to try that! This old cougar has a new young fuck buddy. Merry Christmas to me! Hope my son don’t get jealous.

Live Phone Sex So You Can Talk to Sexy Girls

live phone sexLive phone sex lets you talk to sexy girls right from the comfort of your home. I never could have been a phone sex operator in the 80s when girls sat fully clothed in a cubicle wearing some ugly headset talking dirty while filing their nails sitting next to two ton Bertha. Phone sex sluts in the modern world are hot sexy dirty girls talking naked in their homes with you. I love prancing around in my birthday suit playing with my pussy while I talk dirty to you and listen to you stroke your cock. You can even hear my wet cunt over the phone. I get so wet talking dirty, especially talking about family fun and little ones. I am a trashy MILF, so I play with my brats and their friends.

One of my favorite things to do on a call is go into my daughters’ rooms. I smell their panties while telling dirty p men about all the naughty things I do with them,  like pimping  them out and selling their virginity. I will even go in my sons’ rooms and wipe my wet cunt with their tidy whiteys. They jack off in my panties, why not return the favor? Being in my home means I can fuck my cunt and ass with an array of toys for our pleasure. I even will use my teen daughter’s sex toys too. I am kinky that way. Hell, I may even let the four legged boy have a peanut butter pussy sandwich on a call since I am live, alone and uncensored!

talk to sexy girlsIn my world, anything goes. There are never any limits. Nothing is taboo. I want to share my exploits with my big brood with you. I want to tell you about my time as daddy’s breeding whore when I was a young girl. You tell me your secrets, I tell you mine.

You and I both need some pissing sex!

pissing sexYou know all you’re looking for is a dirty girl like me, one that is loaded full of piss. When we’re out at the club and you see me there, looking at you – you know I am a filthy dirty girl looking for some fun! You come closer and you can tell I’ve peed my panties, you can tell I want more than that though. You and I both need some pissing sex – nothing else can possibly be hotter than that. A warm hot stream of piss is what you and I both need. I’ll share my piss if you’ll share yours! We’re going to get outta here quick so I can work on your cock real good baby. You know you’ve been looking for a girl like me that can get down and dirty – you know you’ve found the right girl that will please your cock so good and give you all the juices I have…mmm and baby you know I’ve been saving them just for you. I’ll even let you take home my panties as a souvenir when I’m done pissing on you and riding your cock so good! And once you’re about to cum, go ahead and fill up my pussy with your piss too! I want it all tonight.

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Toilet sex on twitter

toilet sexThey tell me to tone down the nasty, to be a little less filthy. They don’t want to offend anyone with my scandalous twitter posts. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Ha! All I talk about it piss and shit! I am pissing my panties right now, in fact. Does that turn you on? I’m sure you’re not offended by the filthy sides of things, you like that toilet sex as much as I do! No denying that! I bet the second you read I was pissing my panties your cock started growing for me. You can’t stop reading, what other juices do I have for you? Well all of them of course! I am a nasty nasty girl that thrives off the things that most can’t stomach. Nothing has ever turned me on as much as peeing in my panties then rubbing my clit till I cum all over them too. I bet you want a pair so you can sniff and breath in that horny piss smell while I talk dirty to you on the phone. REAL FUCKING DIRTY! I can tell you’re not offended at all, I don’t have to hold back with you – your cock certainly isn’t holding back for me!

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No Taboo Phone Sex with a Trashy MILF

no taboo phone sexIf you are a no taboo phone sex slut like me, you fuck anything, including your son and any of his friends. Age is just a number and why not keep it in the family? I home schooled my son and daughter in sex education. Your offspring will learn far more about anatomy and human sexuality from you than any text book. Plus it is way more fun to get a hands on education. When my son was just a horny school boy jacking off several times a day, I decided it was time he felt a pussy instead of his hand wrapped around his hard dick. I barged in on him jacking off and explained he should be fucking me. I got on his bed naked and introduced him to the joys of titty fucking. My tongue lapped the head of his cock as he slid his meat between my boobs. He was hard, so ready to explode.

trashy MILF BevI slowed him down. The biggest problem my son has is lasting. That is every young boy’s problem. I made him worship mommy’s cunt for a bit. Focusing on me, kept him hard, but not touching himself enabled him to not cum too quickly. I still remember that first time he ate my pussy. No clue what he was doing between my legs. He is a master pussy licker now. Thanks to my home schooling of course. Just the taboo nature of him eating his mama’s puss got me dripping wet. I leaped off the bed so he could fuck me standing up. It is a more challenging position to hold a woman up so you can fuck her. Because my son had to concentrate on holding me up, he fucked me a bit slower. A nice slow fuck that lasted more than 3 minutes. I’m a trashy MILF. I love family fucking and I love schooling the young ones in all the tricks to make them the best lovers. I mean I would be stupid not to fuck my own son and even more stupid for not teaching him how to last for both of our pleasures!

I fuck anyone, so if you need some schooling on pleasing the ladies, get yourself a dirty old broad like me.

Trailer Trash Whore Times 2

trailer trash whore 2 girlYou can take a trailer trash whore out of the park, but you can’t take the trailer park slut out of her. I live in a fancy gated community now, but I am still a trashy whore. My old friend Valencia paid me a visit the other day. We use to rule the trailer park. We were the gangbang queens. Never turned down cock. Like me, Valencia can class herself up, but she will always be a whore. When she paid me a visit, I was so excited. I have missed her warm wet cunt. Besides my daughters, there is no other pussy I would rather eat than her pussy. I had a surprise for her. When she arrived, I had all three of my sons home from school so they could play with us.

Valencia is a trashy MILF like me, she enjoys those boy cocks too. We greeted each other with a passionate kiss and some pussy licking while my boys watched stroking their hairless dicks. Valencia is a gorgeous blonde, younger than me, but equally as slutty. As I ate her sweet pussy, the boys gathered around us circle jerking. I let them cum on us because if a young boy cums once, he lasts much longer for round two. I wanted them to perform their best for my sexy friend. As we licked their boy milk off one another, my boys began to get hard again. I let them train Valencia first. She was the guest of course. My little mother fuckers rammed her sexy fuck holes like dogs in heat. They mounted her one by one from behind humping her with animalistic passion until she had cum cascading down her milky thighs.

2 girl phone sex MILFSI got my tongue up her twat and ass, cleaning her up. I love tasting my sons’ cream inside a friend. Valencia enjoyed her boy bang so much she is gonna visit more regularly. I share my brats with my friends. They are horny bastards. Why would I be so greedy to keep them all to myself when there are so many MILFs out there who have never had the pleasure of a boy bang.

Hardcore Anal Sex with a Gangbang Whore Mommy

hardcore anal sex lilibethI love hardcore anal sex. I am training my daughters to love it too. My brats were home from school today for some teacher conference day. I never go willingly to my brat’s school, so unless I am summoned, I avoid those things like the plague. Guess, I am always worried some twat waffle teacher will realize that I am a dirty p mommy. My offspring are happy and healthy. If I choose to fuck them, well that should not be the concern of anyone else. I decided today would be a teaching day of sorts. My girls and I were going to play anal sex games. First, I broke out my strap on. It works on the ass just as well as the pussy. Personally, I love to fuck my daughters’ asses. Enough lube and patience and anything fits up a young girl’s virgin ass. They both whimpered at first, but after you push through that first wall it is pretty smooth sailing.

Gangbang whore mommyI know how to fuck virgin ass. I have special dildos made for ass fucking. I have a mantra of sorts: “relaxation, lubrication, communication.” I slip the girls a Valium to get them in a relaxed state. I use lots of Babelube on their tight puckered butt holes. And if they start crying or screaming in pain, I slow my motion down. I have it down to an art form so that every virgin girl and boy I fuck in the ass is squirting in delight from the pleasure. When I knew my girls were really getting into the ass play, I buried my face between their legs and licked their clits while finger banging their tight pink assholes. I have no problem being a hedonistic lover, but with my own flesh and blood, I want to make sure they enjoy the fucking too. My girls were a hot sticky mess by the time ass play time was over, so we enjoyed some hot tub time and waited for daddy to come home and fuck us. What a wonderful way to spend the day.

Cum guzzling slut that I am

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I am helping out down at the shelter this week and I guess I am that much of a skanky bitch that I still find a way to meet up with a guy. I can not help that I have a really went cunt and I guess my attitude just begs for a good fucking.

Maybe it is the look in my eyes, or maybe it’s my cock sucking lips. Whatever it is, I am going to call it a gift. Not everyone is blessed enough to get as much cock as I do.

Anyways this guy is definitely packing some deli long john meat fucking stick in his pants. He tells me he has some friends that would put a “hurting on me”. Heehee, I laugh at that thought.

How can his friends possibly do that? I am use to taking multiple big cocks at one time. I like it hard and rough, he does not know who he is talking to. Well turns out, I am way too conceded.

My cunt is no match for those cocks. I said I am use to big cocks, but I definitely underestimated them. Big cocks- yes, huge cocks- no fucking way. I took four of them pounding in and out of my holes.

They ended up filling me with so much cum it was insane. The big black cock filled up my mouth all the way to the top. He made me swallow it, that way it would stay with my longer.

He told me to leave the little bit left on my cheeks for later. My ass hole and cunt got filled with the other three cocks. Shoved and stuffed! I am like a little cream filled donut!

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